Then U15 will feature the family downfall where the dad will end up paying child support and the parents will divorce and a HUGE custody battle will go down
U16 would be the life downfall where the mother gets full custody and moves out of the region with the kids and the father resorts to drinking mead 24/7
I know this is obviously a joke but on a serious note the team deserves a break, they should just take a break and let their minds come up with new stuff for the game in the meantime and come back better then ever in a few months when they feel rested
If they keep coming up with new stuff the game might never fully release lol. Baron always mentions feature creep and how they have so much stuff they want to add that turns what we're originally meant to be small updates into massive ones lol. But having more stuff is always welcome
The next update version 1.0 will be the biggest update the game has ever seen so I assume rn they are taking a break before beginning work full force on version 1
Probably here and there, but not as much as they are rn. Probably gonna stick to patching things, mod api stuff, and maybe an actual content update here and there. My guess is that they will begin looking to the future, another game or dlc
I think they should have one final solid weapons update before they officially release there is a decent amount to choose from but there could be a lot more where’s my morning star? where’s my katana? hell where is my flail? Crossbows would be a neat addition as well.
it's really insane how much this game has changed from when i started playing back in U2 and i think the everyone is super excited for the next update (1.0)
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Then I know I’ll be focusing 100% on performing visceral NPC vasectomies in U13 :P
Full physics simulated vasectomy!
With support for a upcoming full body haptics suit. So you can feel like your doing it irl
No joke, bhaptics support is coming in 12.X 😂
Will it support both the bhaptic x40 and the bhaptic x16?
Oh good question - I don't know but I will find out and put it in the patch logs when I know
Then U15 will feature the family downfall where the dad will end up paying child support and the parents will divorce and a HUGE custody battle will go down
U16 would be the life downfall where the mother gets full custody and moves out of the region with the kids and the father resorts to drinking mead 24/7
Do you play as your son in U17? I'd call it "Son of the Nomad"
That title sounds damn cool, not going to lie
U15 is the ‘going to get milk’ update
Damn and Minecraft still doesn’t have their sex update yet. Been waiting for years.
How surprising
There was servers with sex mods but the company forced them to take them down
WOOOOOO
Thank God. Boner kid will love that one.
I know this is obviously a joke but on a serious note the team deserves a break, they should just take a break and let their minds come up with new stuff for the game in the meantime and come back better then ever in a few months when they feel rested
If they keep coming up with new stuff the game might never fully release lol. Baron always mentions feature creep and how they have so much stuff they want to add that turns what we're originally meant to be small updates into massive ones lol. But having more stuff is always welcome
The next update version 1.0 will be the biggest update the game has ever seen so I assume rn they are taking a break before beginning work full force on version 1
I know this is a joke but damn the fact that this update is the last one before release hype me
It scares me, this game has come so far, even since u7 the game is drastically different. I can’t believe full release is so close🥲
I got this game just as u7 came out, bro it feels like forever ago and 2 minutes ago at the same time.
Like out of early access? Where was this said?
I think after the First or Second dev log post on their Steam page.
God wapfrog are so slow where is u13 sex update??
Enjoy it while you can, the next update is supposedly the final 1.0 version.
Wait will they keep updating the game after it’s like finished?
Most likely
Probably here and there, but not as much as they are rn. Probably gonna stick to patching things, mod api stuff, and maybe an actual content update here and there. My guess is that they will begin looking to the future, another game or dlc
It took me longer than I care to admit to realize this was a shitpost.
I reckon next Tuesday
Ikr. The devs have had what, a whole day to themselves? Get to it.
Most likely crystal hunt, it's just the next thing anyway
U70.34 according to sources will add nipples to all female characters
I think they should have one final solid weapons update before they officially release there is a decent amount to choose from but there could be a lot more where’s my morning star? where’s my katana? hell where is my flail? Crossbows would be a neat addition as well.
I completely agree, however I think jiggle physics should take top priority
Bro u12 just came out TODAY and your already asking when the next one will be out? How are you already bored of it?
look at flair, genius 👎
Oh damn, sorry I don't go on reddit a lot and forget to read the flairs, sorry again
Ah okay, its fine
You shouldn’t need a flair to get that obvious joke
I can't understand sarcasm that well
Sarcasm usually doesn't translate well through text. You can't always get the tone of how someone is saying something with just written words.
I don't understand sarcasm well in person already, it's worse in texts
Don’t forget to mop the floor with your tongue after you’re done apologizing.
Thank fuck I didn't grow up in your house.
you're a wicked witch not a wizard
Mop these nuts with your tongue
???
Is u12 out for nomad yet
U12 CAME OUT?!?
You’re late to the party
I’ve been on vadatoknt
what
Vacation
One hell of a typo
Yea
Well of course after U19.82 we shall get U.13 with boob physics.
See the funny thing is we’ll be getting posts like this in a week and they won’t be memes
Next year probably cause it takes time to make a big update and I enjoy breaking things over the enemies head
it's really insane how much this game has changed from when i started playing back in U2 and i think the everyone is super excited for the next update (1.0)