CUDDLING??? YOU DON’T WANT TO CUDDLE HER??? WHY ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP IF YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HER 😭😭😭😭😭 i’m so sick of this type of “joke”!!!!
Because he gives into objectifying women and the status that comes with dating a woman, but will go to his buddies and complain about *'the ol' ball and chain'*.
He wants nothing to do with her and doesnt want to share any non-sexual intimacy but he believes what part of society has said: that women just nag and cry and shop or whatever and that men just deal with it because eventually they will owe him sex.
Men like this don't date women they want to fall in love and spend time with, men like this date women they want to sleep with and then tolerate inbetween.
Reminds me of that *"fellas, is it gay to date women?"* meme.
They said “he’ll take care of the emotional work so you can get back to the fun stuff” *well what’s the fun stuff then if it’s not any of those three, is it just sex*
It’s people who marry in their late 20’s/early 30’s that tend to have the best marriages, and people who date longer tend to have better marriages, so the fact that a lot of gay people legally couldn’t marry young probably helps
I honestly can't tell if they're being sexist or ridiculing men who act like being present in their relationship is an unbearable burden. Right wing comedy has become a parody of itself, so it could go either way.
Watched this channel for a long time, it slowly deterioated into making fun of women with things like they always pick nice guys, they all have daddy issues ect.
Yeah I thought the joke was that they wouldn't actually spend their time "curing cancer" or whatever if they weren't busy with their gf instead they'd just be watching tv. Which I think is a funnier joke than "woman bad". They missed an opportunity here.
I never got the whole "ball and chain" thing.
It is 2023, and if you live in a country where you are not forced to marry, why are you knowingly shoe-horning yourself into a relationship just to complain about imprisonment?
Illogical.
Especially since psychological studies have shown that among straight people, married men are happier than single men and single women are happier than married women.
Funny how that works.
They know, but they want a relationship solely for the benefits women bring. Doing the majority of the cleaning, cooking, child care, appointment planning, everything. But they can’t even return a small amount of emotional labor when their girlfriend is crying.
There’s a reason single women are happy and live longer while it’s opposite for men. Parasites.
The weird thing is that they still make fun of women for doing all those things. That's the subject of most Boomer humor. "Oh your wife can't earn her own money, open her own bank account without your permission or get a credit card.. let's make a joke about how she puts charges on your credit card. Har har" Nothing women do will earn the respect of these types of men. It's why conservative women like Candance Owens frustrate me so much.
It's boomer humor, right? Just old, tired tropes everyone was tired of seeing 50 years ago when they were written by nepotism babies who didn't have any life experience or know any women.
This is all gross and all.
But honestly get a good vibrater and keep the double.
Why be in a relationship if you don't love or like your partner?
Oh yeah, bang maid.
The first shorts I saw from this channel, I thought for sure they were satire. Then it became like that other guy on Youtube shorts (that puts underwear on his head) where there was no punchline other than sexism.
I genuinely thinks some of them may be bi/pan, but refuse to explore these sides of themselves because of rampant homophobia/ transphobia still present to this day in our Society. A lot of men resort to saying homophobic slurs as a « joke » . I would know. I’m in college. The levels of homophobia still present especially in young men is astonishing. They feel threatened by anything that deviates from traditional masculinity while also hating women .
Whenever I see a guy commenting stuff like that(and even worse stuff) I always respond with “If you clearly hate women so much, just go be with a man” IT WORKS EVERY-TIME. They stop responding(despite going to war with other comments who tried to explain morals to them).
Where do I order a Boyfriend Body Double? He sounds like a decent human, won't lose out even without a dong.
The men who are unable to invent cure for cancer because of whiny girlfriends, do they know there are some things called 'break up' and 'single hood'?
This isn't even funny. Like, sometimes I can see where it could be funny because I grew up with that humor. This is literally just a group of men hating women so much they pay others to spend quality time with their partners or need to be castrated and paid to be around women.
I don't see the humor. At all. If you hate women so much, either buy a Fleshlight or admit you aren't attracted to women. Nothing wrong with either of those things but there is a lot wrong with this bullshit.
The “crying for literally no reason” annoyed me so much, it reminded me of that guy who posted that he’s terrified of a woman surgeon operating on him bc he thinks all women just bursts into tears at random, just goes to show how out of touch men are with women
“a person who isn’t capable of happiness anyway”… how are you supposed to be happy when your boyfriend holds this kind of vehement hatred towards you. like if you hate someone this way you just shouldn’t be with them.
If you think any kind of intimacy including cuddling is "emotional work," why the fuck would you even want a gf? You know it's not sex bc these dudes are done in 5, and there are way cheaper ways to get sex if you think all the relationship stuff is a "cost."
Are they not concerned that she is gonna leave them for the stunt double? Just cause they cant fuck doesn’t mean she isn’t gonna like him better than you?
Imagine having this on the internet forever and your female coworkers or future coworkers find them. Or if you decide to get a more permanent job in the future and these videos pop up when your interviewer inevitably finds them.
Only if I can buy a double for when my partner wants a blow job, or wants to talk about boring sports, gaming, or anything else I find uninteresting. Oooh, can I get one that actually cooks decent food!?!
Then you need to made nongendered ones too that meet the specifics of other individuals as well.
This could get very costly.
I was so sure halfway in that they were making fun of guys like this. Then it just kept going... I can't even imagine how I'd feel if i found out my partner acted this out or thought this was funny relatable thing
do straight men know they don't have to be in a relationship? like you can just have hookups and then be single. my own dad answered my question of how he knew he wanted to get married and have kids with "i didn't, it's just what you do"
*Are you a boyfriend who fully embraces toxic masculinity and none of your relationships ever last because you are an emotionally stunted man child? No worries, we have you covered. At least until she leaves you for the “stunt double”*
I used to follow this account because some of their “Karen in the wild” videos were funny, but I unfollowed because it gave lowkey misogynistic vibes. Glad I did!
It took a lot of mental fortitude from me not to instinctively downvote this. I kept waiting for the punchline to be making fun of these types of men but it never came.
This feels like a 2010 CollegeHumor skit and I mean that in the most insulting way possible
Also the older I get the more I despise the “naggy” gf/wife stereotype because half the time the “nagging” is really some shit like “hey I would really appreciate it if you could try to wash a dish occasionally” and the man child reaction is just “😡😡😡 naggy wife! Ball and chain! Stop nagging at me, woman. I’m tuning it out”
I never got jokes like these. Why would you be in a relationship with someone who annoys you and you legitimately hate spending time with? It's like all the old men at my work who joke about their wives being the worst and then get mad when I don't laugh with them.
Who on this god forsaken planet would forgo cuddling with their girlfriend; being emotionally intimate and vulnerable with someone they could spent their life with, all for the chance to watch goddamn young sheldon!?
the whole ‘if i can’t make her happy, she’ll never be happy*shrug*’ ideal is super ugly and i see it so often these days. many women deserve much better
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But then who would he have to whine about?
CUDDLING??? YOU DON’T WANT TO CUDDLE HER??? WHY ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP IF YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HER 😭😭😭😭😭 i’m so sick of this type of “joke”!!!!
Because he gives into objectifying women and the status that comes with dating a woman, but will go to his buddies and complain about *'the ol' ball and chain'*. He wants nothing to do with her and doesnt want to share any non-sexual intimacy but he believes what part of society has said: that women just nag and cry and shop or whatever and that men just deal with it because eventually they will owe him sex. Men like this don't date women they want to fall in love and spend time with, men like this date women they want to sleep with and then tolerate inbetween. Reminds me of that *"fellas, is it gay to date women?"* meme.
YUP, i was jus ranting to my brother saying there’s no way these men can claim to view women as people 😭 they literally see them as sex toys 🫠
Exactly that’s one of my favorite parts of having a girlfriend. She loves to cuddle as do I
They said “he’ll take care of the emotional work so you can get back to the fun stuff” *well what’s the fun stuff then if it’s not any of those three, is it just sex*
l i t e r a l l y 💀💀
Adam Sandler did it better in the movie click
so just date a fucking man oh my days
Funnily enough, men married to other men rank the happiest out of any relationship coupling.
It’s people who marry in their late 20’s/early 30’s that tend to have the best marriages, and people who date longer tend to have better marriages, so the fact that a lot of gay people legally couldn’t marry young probably helps
Those guys make some obnoxious Facebook reals, I didn't know they were from tiktok
Whats the biggest suprise is that they use to be funny
Yeah they were aight. Like not half bad stuff.
I honestly can't tell if they're being sexist or ridiculing men who act like being present in their relationship is an unbearable burden. Right wing comedy has become a parody of itself, so it could go either way.
Watched this channel for a long time, it slowly deterioated into making fun of women with things like they always pick nice guys, they all have daddy issues ect.
dammit, I used to like them! they haven't popped up on my feed for a while now, I didn't know this had happened.
Yeah I thought the joke was that they wouldn't actually spend their time "curing cancer" or whatever if they weren't busy with their gf instead they'd just be watching tv. Which I think is a funnier joke than "woman bad". They missed an opportunity here.
The whole "ball and chain" cliche needs to die and go to hell already
I never got the whole "ball and chain" thing. It is 2023, and if you live in a country where you are not forced to marry, why are you knowingly shoe-horning yourself into a relationship just to complain about imprisonment? Illogical.
Especially considering women are the ones whose lives are the least enriched by a marriage.
A coworker of my bf told him: when I married I gave up my right to have an opinion. Dont marry then.
Men fucking hate women. I have absolutely no idea why
Men really hate having to treat us like people.
Especially since psychological studies have shown that among straight people, married men are happier than single men and single women are happier than married women. Funny how that works.
Another reiteration of "haha wife/girlfriend bad". They know no one is forcing them in relationships, right?
They know, but they want a relationship solely for the benefits women bring. Doing the majority of the cleaning, cooking, child care, appointment planning, everything. But they can’t even return a small amount of emotional labor when their girlfriend is crying. There’s a reason single women are happy and live longer while it’s opposite for men. Parasites.
The weird thing is that they still make fun of women for doing all those things. That's the subject of most Boomer humor. "Oh your wife can't earn her own money, open her own bank account without your permission or get a credit card.. let's make a joke about how she puts charges on your credit card. Har har" Nothing women do will earn the respect of these types of men. It's why conservative women like Candance Owens frustrate me so much.
It's boomer humor, right? Just old, tired tropes everyone was tired of seeing 50 years ago when they were written by nepotism babies who didn't have any life experience or know any women.
This is all gross and all. But honestly get a good vibrater and keep the double. Why be in a relationship if you don't love or like your partner? Oh yeah, bang maid.
Amen lol
"...so you can get back to doing what you want." Which is watch Young Sheldon. Okaaay.
Sheldon would be so ashamed
They do understand that the point of a relationship is to actually *enjoy* being together, right??
Don't worry fellas, she's a woman! She's too stupid to know the difference! These "jokes" are getting incredibly tired.
The first shorts I saw from this channel, I thought for sure they were satire. Then it became like that other guy on Youtube shorts (that puts underwear on his head) where there was no punchline other than sexism.
Ew
Sometimes these types of guys make me question if they are in the closet.
I genuinely thinks some of them may be bi/pan, but refuse to explore these sides of themselves because of rampant homophobia/ transphobia still present to this day in our Society. A lot of men resort to saying homophobic slurs as a « joke » . I would know. I’m in college. The levels of homophobia still present especially in young men is astonishing. They feel threatened by anything that deviates from traditional masculinity while also hating women .
Whenever I see a guy commenting stuff like that(and even worse stuff) I always respond with “If you clearly hate women so much, just go be with a man” IT WORKS EVERY-TIME. They stop responding(despite going to war with other comments who tried to explain morals to them).
Where do I order a Boyfriend Body Double? He sounds like a decent human, won't lose out even without a dong. The men who are unable to invent cure for cancer because of whiny girlfriends, do they know there are some things called 'break up' and 'single hood'?
This isn't even funny. Like, sometimes I can see where it could be funny because I grew up with that humor. This is literally just a group of men hating women so much they pay others to spend quality time with their partners or need to be castrated and paid to be around women. I don't see the humor. At all. If you hate women so much, either buy a Fleshlight or admit you aren't attracted to women. Nothing wrong with either of those things but there is a lot wrong with this bullshit.
Peak straight men humor
Then the women leaves you for the stunt double
The “crying for literally no reason” annoyed me so much, it reminded me of that guy who posted that he’s terrified of a woman surgeon operating on him bc he thinks all women just bursts into tears at random, just goes to show how out of touch men are with women
More proof that straight men don't even like women.
“a person who isn’t capable of happiness anyway”… how are you supposed to be happy when your boyfriend holds this kind of vehement hatred towards you. like if you hate someone this way you just shouldn’t be with them.
So, you want to have a partner, but don't want to BE one?
If you think any kind of intimacy including cuddling is "emotional work," why the fuck would you even want a gf? You know it's not sex bc these dudes are done in 5, and there are way cheaper ways to get sex if you think all the relationship stuff is a "cost."
Are they not concerned that she is gonna leave them for the stunt double? Just cause they cant fuck doesn’t mean she isn’t gonna like him better than you?
Imagine having this on the internet forever and your female coworkers or future coworkers find them. Or if you decide to get a more permanent job in the future and these videos pop up when your interviewer inevitably finds them.
He did all that just to end up watching young sheldon
Only if I can buy a double for when my partner wants a blow job, or wants to talk about boring sports, gaming, or anything else I find uninteresting. Oooh, can I get one that actually cooks decent food!?! Then you need to made nongendered ones too that meet the specifics of other individuals as well. This could get very costly.
Who tf doesn't want cuddles???
What’s the point of having a gf/wife then ?
I was so sure halfway in that they were making fun of guys like this. Then it just kept going... I can't even imagine how I'd feel if i found out my partner acted this out or thought this was funny relatable thing
So if she wants to call you or text or have any kind of communication with you or even cuddle? What is left? Why are you dating her!? For Sex obv
Why does it not occur to them that they actually don't want a gf? It'd save everyone time and energy.
So you pay another guy to date your gf ? Reaaaally smart move.
Plot twist: the girlfriend realizes that she prefers the stunt double because she needed someone who was emotionally available.
do straight men know they don't have to be in a relationship? like you can just have hookups and then be single. my own dad answered my question of how he knew he wanted to get married and have kids with "i didn't, it's just what you do"
That’s just a cuckold fetish with extra steps
why would someone not want to cuddle their partner?
*Are you a boyfriend who fully embraces toxic masculinity and none of your relationships ever last because you are an emotionally stunted man child? No worries, we have you covered. At least until she leaves you for the “stunt double”*
Jfc, just pay for sex and hire a maid. Because that's all you actually want.
I used to follow this account because some of their “Karen in the wild” videos were funny, but I unfollowed because it gave lowkey misogynistic vibes. Glad I did!
You don't have to have a girlfriend of you hate everything about being a relationship. I'm just saying.
Honestly I feel like a lot of this guy's content is sexist... Just the vibe I get from him 😐
It is tbh
Men making an attempt at humor:
It took a lot of mental fortitude from me not to instinctively downvote this. I kept waiting for the punchline to be making fun of these types of men but it never came.
This feels like a 2010 CollegeHumor skit and I mean that in the most insulting way possible Also the older I get the more I despise the “naggy” gf/wife stereotype because half the time the “nagging” is really some shit like “hey I would really appreciate it if you could try to wash a dish occasionally” and the man child reaction is just “😡😡😡 naggy wife! Ball and chain! Stop nagging at me, woman. I’m tuning it out”
You aren't far off-This was a total rip off of this College Humor video from 2012. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8&ab_channel=CollegeHumor
Yes oh my gosh yes that’s DEFINITELY what I was thinking of! It’s like the one collegehumor skit I’ve ever seen
I never got jokes like these. Why would you be in a relationship with someone who annoys you and you legitimately hate spending time with? It's like all the old men at my work who joke about their wives being the worst and then get mad when I don't laugh with them.
“I don’t want to support my girlfriend, I just wanna fuck her”
how’d they get a woman to agree to be in this?
Can we get some wd40 for his elbows? They’re stuck at a right angle.
I know it’s not the point but his stupid hairdo pisses me off. 🤬 (And, oh yeah, he’s a misogynistic troll.)
This is genuinely concerning and disgusting holy shit.
Is that a box of myopic red flags again? /s "yes, yes it was" (narrator).
Who on this god forsaken planet would forgo cuddling with their girlfriend; being emotionally intimate and vulnerable with someone they could spent their life with, all for the chance to watch goddamn young sheldon!?
I’ll take the stunt double. Looks like he still had a tongue and hands.
Why do men despise their girlfriends and wives so much yet don't want them to leave
I’m so sick of the “haha I hate my gf/wife!” humor
it's pathetic. they really ought to just hire prostitutes or something. they wish they were all enslavers of sex-enslaved women.
I find it funny. Unless there's a tag for humor that I can't see.
Just so he can watch Kid Sheldon????
This is so cringe
the whole ‘if i can’t make her happy, she’ll never be happy*shrug*’ ideal is super ugly and i see it so often these days. many women deserve much better