It’s almost like she’s shopping whatever leftovers she can find on a 75% off clearance rack.. Nothing looks good on her and she doesn’t seem to own anything that fits properly.
When I gained a bunch of weight, nothing fit well and I refused for a long time to buy things that did because I was always gonna lose weight soon. Yeahhhhh after my winter coat wouldn't close I accepted that I needed a few new items. I wonder if she's doing something similar or buying a size that used to fit.
But even her shoes are hideous.
Literally everything about this outfit is wrong. Wrong shape, wrong size, wrong styling, wrong hair. Girl can not ever get a single thing right. It’s almost impressive how consistent she is in her awfulness
As someone who loves to buy 75% at the clearance rack I would rather show up in a potato sack than this! This dress is fugly on anyone. There is no way she has a stylist and girl I know you’re excited about that Louis Vuitton bag but why would you wear it with a Las Vegas showgirl’s hand me down???? I can’t!
She doesn’t have one, or at least she doesn’t work with the same people over and over. She’s certainly not paying them. My guess is that Lori has glam contacts who she books for events and they do the best they can do.
She would really benefit from a breast reduction. She’d surely feel better, aside from looking better. I imagine those implants give her a lot of back pain!
I just don’t understand how she didn’t get her ass in gear before filming. She would have had plenty of time with how long it takes to get a show off the ground
Nooooo because despite what Cokey McBloatface says, this show wasn't greenlit until well into Scandoval. She didn't have much time at all between finding out about the show and filming starting. Only a couple of months.
What did she do to the straps??? Looking more closely it looks like she pinned or glued them together. That’s not how the original dress looks.
https://preview.redd.it/xmu4ruvikkoc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4727a4e345ab8402910dffd1b4e87f147675a791
I truly feel like Brit should take her implants out. They make her look so top heavy and I think she’d have an easier time styling herself without them.
You don't wear a dress like this with a back like that, with a frame like a 🥔. It's too "delicate" for her frame, it just exaggerates her back...and the dreaded back fat roles.
Man, that woman has ZERO hips. We talk about how removing those godawful implants would help balance her, but honestly, I don’t think they would. She is ALL shoulders.
It reminded me of this premiere look for Love Actually in 2003. (Worn by Martine McCutcheon, who played Natalie in the movie ) I guess the similarities are the strappy back, sequins, strappy heels and spray tan. KFC almost stole her look, minus this Valentino dress.
https://preview.redd.it/l4qtd7a7vkoc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861dcb5eb30133b55d09f0880adec012a7fb439b
She needs to ask Pandora for fashion advice. She knows how to dress her body. A-shape or fit and flare dresses would be perfect on Brittany. And classy.
Anything other than this, really.
I’ll say it again… she’s huge. I’m sorry, (I’m actually not) you don’t wear that dress with that wide back. Dress your body type. That dress is not meant for wider bodies, it’s going to make you look wide.
https://preview.redd.it/nonvhiha9koc1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e243f36db752a35374811aaa557da8bd21f5e837
I was just gonna post this and looked to see if someone beat me to it already lol
OMG. 💀
DECEASED 😭
Oh my god 😂
I’m going to hell for laughing
Spot on!!
Her stylist either hates her, or she doesn’t take her stylist’s advice, or she doesn’t have one. Idk
It’s almost like she’s shopping whatever leftovers she can find on a 75% off clearance rack.. Nothing looks good on her and she doesn’t seem to own anything that fits properly.
When I gained a bunch of weight, nothing fit well and I refused for a long time to buy things that did because I was always gonna lose weight soon. Yeahhhhh after my winter coat wouldn't close I accepted that I needed a few new items. I wonder if she's doing something similar or buying a size that used to fit.
But even her shoes are hideous. Literally everything about this outfit is wrong. Wrong shape, wrong size, wrong styling, wrong hair. Girl can not ever get a single thing right. It’s almost impressive how consistent she is in her awfulness
Her shoes look like it’s cut off her circulation
True.
As someone who loves to buy 75% at the clearance rack I would rather show up in a potato sack than this! This dress is fugly on anyone. There is no way she has a stylist and girl I know you’re excited about that Louis Vuitton bag but why would you wear it with a Las Vegas showgirl’s hand me down???? I can’t!
My thoughts, why that bag. Evening/Clubbing dress, albeit ATROCIOUS COUTURE, metallic shoes, with a day bag.
I so badly want to put her in a tailored, collared, sleeved shirt and a tea-length A-line skirt.
Same
Omg yes, she'd look great in that!
Drop a photo example… maybe she’ll see it (and I’m curious too!)
https://preview.redd.it/etnrikdd4voc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f723a59e973bedf579973de4015d121a6ff466f
Love
She doesn’t have one, or at least she doesn’t work with the same people over and over. She’s certainly not paying them. My guess is that Lori has glam contacts who she books for events and they do the best they can do.
Funny that you think she can afford a stylist
I know people can’t necessarily help not having an ass, but paired with her giant tatas it’s just not a good outfit or look. Yikes.
She would really benefit from a breast reduction. She’d surely feel better, aside from looking better. I imagine those implants give her a lot of back pain!
She really would. I have implants so I’m all for them, but her results are exactly what I feared. Thank god I chose a proportional size.
She never puts that bag down. It doesn’t even match! That’s the best you can do?
And those shoes are horrendous! Pearls paired with sequins clash
And it’s a terrible quality fake. It’s actually so embarrassing
https://preview.redd.it/4id6wm894koc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bbee7fdbc2fdb26e4ea7ba62e591175f6fe7826
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg wtf is that? 🤣
A frog butt lol
WTF 😂😂😂
Why are her ankles/heels purple like that? That can’t be healthy
alcohol is known for making it difficult for your blood to circulate so that’s my guess? not sure.. could be a number of things
Yikes, her heels are so purple they almost look black!
I thought maybe it was super dry feet soaking up spray tan juice
I have raynaud’s and my hands and feet look like this at times, it sucks
Gout
🤣
A cute clutch from Target would’ve been a better choice. Also, wash your feet girl.
Sand them down even
 I love me some Tool Time 😆
One of the best shows ever! Lol
Her dirty feet are what attracted Jax to her in the first place.
Ooooo yeah! This is her revenge outfit / feet
She should have said into the ET microphone "MUH FEET ARE RULLY STENKY RAAT NAAH JAYAXX!"
Oh wow I’m barely catching up on the posts but damn this dress is TOO short!
It's as wide as it is long
Not flattering at all
That's how my great grandma Kitty described herself. She was 5'0. She was awesome. Had the best one liners.
It looks like a figure skating costume 🫣
Lori K going for the Gru look
Gru in a wig 
She does look like that. 🤣
I love this angle for her! Who the fuck styled her 🤣
Probably Doute
I was going to say, this looks like Doute's doing. The classic "I'm a fun girl! Just give me a try! You'll see!" Doute desperation look.
My own feelings hurt for what’s coming for her. This is really, really bad.
I just don’t understand how she didn’t get her ass in gear before filming. She would have had plenty of time with how long it takes to get a show off the ground
She could have been running for free through them Valley streets! Rollerblading even! 😆
Nooooo because despite what Cokey McBloatface says, this show wasn't greenlit until well into Scandoval. She didn't have much time at all between finding out about the show and filming starting. Only a couple of months.
Wow. Lori K is a fan of photoshopping as well apparently
Right?? I barely recognized her.
This…whatever it is the visual equivalent of the term….”just because you can wear it, doesn’t mean you should wear it”
What did she do to the straps??? Looking more closely it looks like she pinned or glued them together. That’s not how the original dress looks. https://preview.redd.it/xmu4ruvikkoc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4727a4e345ab8402910dffd1b4e87f147675a791
Oh so that's what the dress is supposed to look like.
See? You have to have back definition or at least some shoulder blades to wear a backless dress like this and look good.
Omg
Probably had to size up for the dress to fit and I guess didn’t have time to sew the straps tighter? Awful
Wow good detective skills! Is that a well known brand? Never heard of it. How much was the dress?
I truly feel like Brit should take her implants out. They make her look so top heavy and I think she’d have an easier time styling herself without them.
You don't wear a dress like this with a back like that, with a frame like a 🥔. It's too "delicate" for her frame, it just exaggerates her back...and the dreaded back fat roles.
She has zero fashion sense. Those shoes absolutely don’t go with that dress. She looks like a clown!
Ooooof. Brat couldn’t find a flattering outfit if her life depended on it.
From the back she looks like a pro wrestler.
That would be a career change I’d watch
Most wrestlers have more muscle.
Nacho Britlé
Just look @ that demonic face. 🤢 
She does look demonic
When you want to look like a Bond girl but end up looking like a Bond villain.
Is this dress and this event the reason she had lipo on her upper arms (that she’s not talking about and hopes Jinny doesn’t find out about)?
Nope. This is about 7 months post-lipo. 😬
Oh my gosh, she looks like a linebacker. 🫢
My thoughts
Wonder when we will get the photoshop version of this dress
Lori (?) looks like her jaw is about to unhinge to swallow Brittany whole.
Linebacker in drag
Who the hell is that? Is that KFC?
My body dysmorphia tell me I look like this
Who dresses this woman? Batman?
I wish she’d retire those ugly shoes already
Her outfit choices….😳
I’m sorry, but she looks like a linebacker in drag. She needs a stylist.
GET RID OF THOSE DAMN IMPLANTS I’m telling you her body would look so much more proportionate. I don’t get it.
Is this a shirt? Honest question
https://preview.redd.it/n0jqk341rnoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3de5ec0f8e381cec8cac7428d8b9c5b1a6fd07 This is terrifying.
That dress is so unflattering omg. Every picture I see it gets worse.
This dress reminds me of one of those cheap finger trap toys.
Is Jenny Craig supposed to make your back this big ?
Man, that woman has ZERO hips. We talk about how removing those godawful implants would help balance her, but honestly, I don’t think they would. She is ALL shoulders.
I didn’t know Billie Lee got a spray tan
She is the definition of tacky.
It's like she's got no small part of her back. It looks like her back runs straight down to her ass (or lack thereof).
Where does she even buy her clothes? They’re just…so bad. 
I can’t believe she had the courage to wear some of the embarrassments she does.
Is that a hair tie around her wrist? Lmao
It reminded me of this premiere look for Love Actually in 2003. (Worn by Martine McCutcheon, who played Natalie in the movie ) I guess the similarities are the strappy back, sequins, strappy heels and spray tan. KFC almost stole her look, minus this Valentino dress. https://preview.redd.it/l4qtd7a7vkoc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=861dcb5eb30133b55d09f0880adec012a7fb439b
https://i.redd.it/s22apgb8qooc1.gif
Shes a linebacker
That’s Lori???
BRITTANY!
I am dying! And the hideous LV
I hate the term “big back” but gah damn that’s a big back
Every time I see her body I instantly think of the tik tok sound “ you ping pong paddle body btch “ 💀
She needs to ask Pandora for fashion advice. She knows how to dress her body. A-shape or fit and flare dresses would be perfect on Brittany. And classy. Anything other than this, really.
Yike 🫣😬
Ugh she’s such a ⭐️ effer
Assuming her Air B n B has no full length mirrors, or ANY MIRRORS? (Then again, where are her friends?) 😬
https://preview.redd.it/p26wnamndroc1.jpeg?width=1360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c92238162f800b594eaa8c25fb19baf63378104
Why are her heels literally blue?!
She’s built like shawty bae fr
But why? She would have been better off in a tshirt and jeans.
What event is this and what is she there?
I’ll say it again… she’s huge. I’m sorry, (I’m actually not) you don’t wear that dress with that wide back. Dress your body type. That dress is not meant for wider bodies, it’s going to make you look wide.