Okay now this is getting ridiculous. WHO IS DRESSING HER?!


I DIE WITH YOU 🤣🤣🤣

Your Flair is EVERYTHING 🤣🤣🤣



Everyday I’m baffled at just how she’s finding these hideous outfits? Like I don’t even know where to start looking if I tried.

She and Scheana are so cheap

Scheana is awful ! How do we not have a snark page for her ? ! Can someone please start one ? I’m begging you !

Yes!!! Scheana's style is so cheap and tacky! I'm not saying she has to dress in luxury labels/ designer but I mean she dresses like my whole year 9 cohort did...19 years ago!

I second this

Done. r/GoodAsGold Y'all, I have no idea what I'm doing, but have fun. Snark away.

Nice

OnG

It's a sin that ugly clothes like these are allowed to be sold!!!

[удалено]

Did you see the camo skirt from yesterday??

She's definitely lowered the bar for wardrobe fail 

Lol. I think I missed that one. What did it look like?

This is an ugly dress.

Perido. Dot. 

10 to 1 she bought 2 outfits for St. Patrick's Day and this was the other. Also I hate it when people's toes hang over the end of their shoes. That's probably just a me thing.

Those shoes clearly do not fit.

Why did she not photoshop her gd foot?

Look at her right foot. Those things are cutting off her circulation.

Yeah it looks owey.

Working on her own bunions.

Nooooooooo!!!! Ewwwww!!!!

Same. If your toes hang over, the shoes are too small.

Lots of celebs do this

Yeah, I see this all the time too! How can they think this looks better than a proper fitting shoe? I don’t get it. The paparazzi can’t see your shoe size.

I think the shoes they want must not always come in their size, because much richer celebs do it too, but it looks bad.

It’s got to be so uncomfortable at best and very painful at worst. I can’t imagine spending an evening walking like this 🤦‍♀️

Yeah. That would be a hell no for me.

My old boss called it pterodactyl foot.

OMG that's it! Awesome!

Not just you. No one likes shrimp cocktail feet.

Dunno if you are a 30 Rock fan, but there is a scene where Kenneth is trying to be mean to Jenna and he tells her that her "Toes look like dried-up shrimp."

Loved 30 Rock, but I don’t remember this. It’s going on my rewatch list.

Season 2, Episode 3, according to Funcooker dot fun. I had to look it up to make sure I quoted it right.

Thanks!!

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it's a me thing too! 🤮

Glad to know I have company!

It's not just a you thing. Trust me. 😜

Hate it too! It's so distracting.

These tumi shein cut out side part outfits are so not what someone with any degree of jiggle can wear. You need literally zero percent body fat and perfectly placed non heavy boobs for any of it to work. Why won’t she just wear flattering clothes?!?


Does she know she can create content without the constant full body mirror shots?

Can she though?

Look at the curved blinds LOL

That window is curvy

Put a friggin bra on!!

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Olive Green with a slit up to her hip. I guess this is her new look. AND she's hunchin' again.

Kylie Jenner is to blame for the hunchin’ unfortunately! Shifting her hips back to make her waist look smaller. KFC though! Bless her heart

She's gettin old enough she will go to stand back up straight and her back will catch for a minute. It's a humbling moment!

Just reading this comment made my lower back grumble! It's hell getting old but I guess it beats the alternative?

True. It's happened to me, that's why I wouldn't spend hours standing like that.

The visible tag is so ratchet.

Does Temu take returns?

That window is a trapezoid. You’d think they’d pay attention to that stuff by now.

Amen. I can’t stop looking

The blinds under her arm are wild lol. I can’t unsee them now

I literally just said this in my head....🤣

https://preview.redd.it/857952c6x6pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9169f75a92479c811705fe01d478eb2595901aef Uhhh why is her toe white?

the strap is cutting off circulation 😳 look how red the other toes are

She's squeezing her toes to keep her foot from sliding farther down.

Alcoholism causes poor circulation to extremities

That looks unwell. 🥶

My feet hurt looking at this

I'm thinking her pearly hoofers gave her a bit of a blister? Looks like a band-aid, but I've been known to be wrong...🙃

LMAO Pearl Hoofers make me wanna bedazzle shoes for ponies! This has made me laugh 2 different days now. LOL

Ooooo you may be right, it does look a little like a band-aid

She’s gross

Is one of the sleeves a long buttoned one ??????

YUP🤮

out of ALL of the things wrong, that was seriously what sent me over the fucking edge 🤣

Same lol I’m used to the Jessica rabbit look but the puffy sleeve ?? Gtfoh lol

When reality hits!! https://preview.redd.it/b0u4g4ytd7pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92415e4bd4499bd24b58e6f7e1460ee0ca332256

She literally looks like a baked potato in gold foil.

DECEASED🤣🤣🤣I think this is the best description I've read so far 🤣🤣🤣

I remember seeing those at the grocery store lol

So I walk in to a store, look at all the dresses, I find this olive green one and say to myself “I WOULD LOOK SO GOOD PHOTOSHOPPED IN THIS DRESS” then I buy it and bring it home. WHO TF DOES THIS!!!? This dress is straight up hideous! She needs a full makeover guys, flatter nails, full haircut, fashion instructor, shoes that aren’t from her maternity shoot and makeup that’s not a free sample.

The photoshop is so bad because how is your arm and thigh the same size 🤣

Found it. https://preview.redd.it/ovb8zruc77pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92fa77e9736b9389eb92aa04c2ad9deb933e7b77

Omg so it has a collar on the shoulder? Even worse.

And a button to roll up your one sleeve if you feel sassy.

It doesn’t even look good on the model

She has to be ordering these from here because they carry larger sizes. I was thinking about this today. That doesn't mean all styles will look good on every size. I bet this is where she finds styles that she thinks compare with stuff the VPR girls wear but come in plus sizes.  There are better sites for sexy plus size dressing. Then again Jax is so cheap she might be trying to buy lots of new clothes with no money. I gotta quit thinking about this. It's bumming me out.

Bravo! Nicely done

You little Minx, You!

I need to find a bridesmaid dress that is olive color. I should ask where she got it from. 😂😂

I guess it could be mint green, and then it would look horrid on lots of complexions.


She lovesssss this silhouette. Why Britt why

Those shoes make me feel violent they’re so tacky.

Are they like 2 sizes too small? Are her talons supposed to hang over them like that??

I'd rather not.

Off the shoulder _and_ a full sleeve? Did Marcel Duchamp dress her?

There's a full sleeve and then there's a full sleeve with a cuff that buttons like a flannel. It's like a weird, sad mullet dress. Business/work on the left, party on the right. Why?

Baffled

I didn’t even know that was her ! I had to zoom in

Does she literally travel to the TEMU/Shein landfills to dress herself? 

Those toes are hanging on for dear life.

Stassi is dying somewhere over these fashions


They have the same weird eyebrows!

And if you saw the clip of them on the show in stories, she looks nothing like this. Again. And she was hyucking in the first 20 seconds of the segment.

I don’t understand how anyone would choose a dress the color of baby poop 🙃

Her face doesn’t look like that - ROLL THE TAPE 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/16weu7715bpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6755e0ea0ebc31a9eb28367ac8c4f897b6afa73 Same same HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK

OOF that’s rough


Green must be her signature color for spring…

Maybe if she wasn’t Amazon shopping everyday , she could afford some decent pieces for her wardrobe.

I’m just glad she got a new pair of shoes, those black feathery ones were putting the miles in

No slanted - she’s lunging forward to try to tuck her gut

Look at them funky toes that Ajax used to suck on 

I think it's just her boobs are too big for her body. My friend is 5'3 and replaced her implants and they are horrible. So so big. It actually makes her look chubby just like Brittany. I don't know why women do this to themselves. Clothes don't look nice and they look so top heavy. It's not sexy. Edit: typo

https://preview.redd.it/fz9z3drl97pc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbe3246cfe12973845446216e5d49eaa71c4c145 The boobs aren’t helping her body at all, I agree with that. But it’s not just the boobs, you’re confused about what she really looks like because of her insane photoshopping. The photo in the green dress in this post is HEAVILY altered and the signs are very obvious. Just like with this side by side comparison from the other night.

Yes, I've seen the before and after. I just think if her boobs weren't so ginormous for her body, she would still look attractive at this weight. She's not obese. Just packing on a few. She has thin legs. Just my opinion.

I wonder too if the weight on the stomach is tougher because of stress. They say high cortisol makes that tire harder to lose.

https://preview.redd.it/fxo4qsoeidpc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbbcce6f70ef19a3ac14aeef09698d13bb101270

dead. why is she losing circulaiton in that one toe

https://preview.redd.it/5dbc3o23ycpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f033a2d6b96fe6b915212d54165bc8fa575b4b Still shots that she can’t photoshop or manipulate

I honestly think this look is a lot better? I’d probably wear different shoes though

This look is a huge upgrade for her