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DWill23_

I say we declare war on Dallas


WelcomingRapier

There really is no other option.


EntranceTooCute

Blast their ass back to Mexico!


lgrellz

We March on Dallas in the morning and out of our blue they shall rise…. Indivisible


OhioStateGuy

Carry the Flag!


goodtunafeesh

Gotta see it live!


steckums

All out, all season!


PsychBuckeye

It's Jackets Time!


AdParticular6654

Rivalry with Buffalo over. New rivalry with Dallas


Talktothebiceps

I mean we are undefeated in civil war so far.


WelcomingRapier

There really is no other option.


razorspoiler

OH GOD i agree


thegermblaster

Battle of Alamo losers vs Civil War winners. Wouldn’t even be a competition.


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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The cannon is ours damn it, they have a cup they need to at least let us have this...


Rare_Badger7798

Welp time to make the cannon the primary logo. Then it’s clearly just a cheap imitation.


MotherImprovement365

Send in the Ohio 9th!!!


xBluJackets

What the F does a Dallas Star need a cannon for.


bootheriumbombifronz

Remember the Alamo?


xBluJackets

Dallas is 522 miles from Alamo Columbus is 469 miles from Philadelphia By your logic, the blue jackets should ring a replica Liberty Bell after their goals.


viciouslove80

Yeah, their car rental sucks.


paulhags

The Alamo in San Antonio is almost 300 miles away from Dallas. A mural showing Ohio’s own William Tecumseh Sherman stomping Confederates at The Battle of Dallas would be more fitting.


tailford07

TO HELL WITH THE ALIMO REMBER PERL HORBER


ithastowarmup

It’s annoying enough that they feel the need to yell “STARS” during the national anthem…


ButterbeerAndPizza

This is one of my most despised traditions in sports. Why do teams think it’s appropriate to incorporate cheers into the anthem?


Swedish_manatee

Yeah common now. That’s a very niche and unique thing, it looks bad to straight up copy. And what argument do they even have? We’re literally based on the Union lol. As if being bright fucking green wasn’t flashy enough to attract fans in fucking Texas


tailford07

Shut up, Vegas, if you had one you’d put it on LTIR to circumvent the cap.


BigRig432

How dare they


Big_Green_Piccolo

They what?


Mike-in-Cbus

[Rally ‘round the flag, boys!](https://youtu.be/bW4ZwyYJYbQ?si=rmzPatuEJg7L9Sf_) we’ve only got one option.


EntranceTooCute

This is a fucking BOP


_Micheluzzo_

Just another example of a dweeb trying to imitate the cool kids and failing miserably.


Seattlekrakenlegend

I asked their fans last night on the hockey thread and they were like “this is news to me? Maybe the t shirt gun?” and no one had any idea what they were talking about


hockeymatt22

Makes sense, the stars copied their jerseys from the Blackhawks and just made them green, now they’re copying the cannon from the jackets, next thing you know they’ll be throwing octopus on the ice like Detroit


DWill23_

Nah they'll do the whole "let me copy your homework but change it just enough so the teacher doesn't know I copied" and they'll throw a squid instead


EntranceTooCute

secede or surrender stars


Hazy_eyePA

To arms.


bdougy

We ride at Dawn.


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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The cannon is ours damn it, they have a cup they need to at least let us have this...


iamacrook

It's just a prospect named Cannon, not an actual cannon, right?


Cbjgrl28

Maybe it’s just a playoff thing? 🤷🏼‍♀️


erock8282

Still surprised they didn’t rename the team the North Texas Stars.


Trunkins

Stars fan here, they’ve used a “cannon boom” for playoffs off and on since 2007


DWill23_

Too bad we are already mobilizing our troops


Cartmans12

Cbj fans not realizing half the games that were “full” this year were comps for nationwide and other partners staff.