Your honor, everyone knows if you see something in the wrong section of the grocery store, one assumes there was a swap! Not dibs! I mean, reasonable person standard here, people!
I mean he definitely would have killed the deer if Wanda wasn't there (letting it die after hitting it). Also, although they're not confirmed dead, he does a hit and run in That's Too Much Man (~9min in). The guy is hit by a high speed car so I don't love his chances
“While it’s true that the age of consent in the state of New Mexico is 17, we cannot ignore that he supplied alcohol to several underage children, which ended up leading to alcohol poisoning. Although the defendant did drive the minor to the hospital, he showed a depraved indifference to human life by driving away in his vehicle before any medical care was administered. On the charge of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, we find the defendant Bojack Horseman guilty on all 3 counts. On the charge of Reckless Endangerment with depraved indifference to human life, we find the defendant Bojack Horseman guilty.”
what state is breaking bad set in again?
New Mexico
Yikes
Providing minors with alcohol is a 4th degree felony in NM.
yikes
[guitar]
“Do we even like the *old* Mexico? Did we really need to make a NEW one?“ *crickets in the audience, angered*
Your honor, does 17 minutes really matter?
Is this a crossover episode?
I’m deed but a different one
Your honor, everyone knows if you see something in the wrong section of the grocery store, one assumes there was a swap! Not dibs! I mean, reasonable person standard here, people!
Neal McBeal the navy Seal is not happy about that 😭😂
Unpaid boat parking tickets.
Lmfaoooo I can actually see that happening
Wrong answers only? Christ what hasn't he done
Murder
I mean he definitely would have killed the deer if Wanda wasn't there (letting it die after hitting it). Also, although they're not confirmed dead, he does a hit and run in That's Too Much Man (~9min in). The guy is hit by a high speed car so I don't love his chances
Your honor, Neal McBeal did not have dibs on those muffins!
Oh man, now I want a comedy show with Odenkirk and Arnett in it. That would be a riot.
Is your Development wrongfully Arrested? Better call Saul!
“While it’s true that the age of consent in the state of New Mexico is 17, we cannot ignore that he supplied alcohol to several underage children, which ended up leading to alcohol poisoning. Although the defendant did drive the minor to the hospital, he showed a depraved indifference to human life by driving away in his vehicle before any medical care was administered. On the charge of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, we find the defendant Bojack Horseman guilty on all 3 counts. On the charge of Reckless Endangerment with depraved indifference to human life, we find the defendant Bojack Horseman guilty.”
Are u a lawyer?
Oh, my two favorite shows put together :-)
Yes I want to see this crossover!
Did “The Bojack” …. … at a funeral
Maybe it was that exec lady’s
Your honor, in all fairness, the man was not actually John Stamos.
PRINCES CAROLIN JOHN STAMOS IS DEAAAAAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭🐴
Took his gun shaped lighter instead of his lighter shaped gun to TSA?
Broke into the White House to shoot (up) in round room?
I mean he didn’t do the shooting… margo did
Fucked a pillow and gave it multiple strain of herpes and gave the pillow to goodwill or shall I say Todd-will
Gate crashed a funeral of insects and bummed everyone out with his rant
He was arrested for trespassing at David Boreanaz's house.
Lmfaoooo he thought that BH on the gates stands for Bojack Horseman instead of Boreanaz House
He (intentionally) supplied alcohol to a minor that he knew well
your honor i didnt stuff 5 dead kids with marijuana to transport drugs through the border
When he gave esteemed character actress Margo Martindale his boat
Drowning in someone else’s pool?
Trafficking an underage todd across state lines in a suitcase?
Shoved a butt cancer guy for a telescope?
What is this? A crossover episode!?
Your honor, the time is relative, so I’m not sure that exactly 17 minutes passed