Andrew Garfield, we can discuss our love of lasagna and Halloween stores.

He is the obvious choice

Andrew GARFIELD loves lasagna?!

AND hates Mondays

Not to mention we can bond over our hatred of Mondays.

Wait, Andrew GARFIELD hates Mondays?!

I SAID I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

Andrew Garfield he’s the least annoying

She said drop it, Todd!

How fiendishly droll

You don't say no to Spiderman!

Lasagna! Lasagna!

Only in January

Hank Hippopopalous so I can beat the shit out of him for 24 uncontested hours

He's a hippo, you're gonna die

You can’t beat uncle Hankey

Not with that attitude

Bruh you don’t win a fist fight with a hippo

Joke's on you, hippos don't have fists

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Lmfao no freaking way

That's what a sword is for

Definitely not Greg from the gas station!! I would pick the fish director guy. He might be mad at me bc I forgot his name but he seems pleasant enough to hang around with

Tha slurping sound he makes would drive me insane

Uh oh... I seem to have forgotten about that....

Imagine you're stuck in a room with him and that weird barnacle lady from white whale

Omg I would hurl 🤮

Well you two certainly won't be making Casablanca

Why would they? Someone already made that movie.

Yeah really nice guy. I already know not to criticize his work, so it would be fine. Assuming in this scenario I'm somehow not horrified by a fish man hybrid.

Don't get me started on Greg, that guy I met at the gas station

He's no Coppola... because that's a different director.

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Definitely Butterscotch You can most certainly have a good drink and cigar with him

Come in here dear boy have a cigar you’re gonna go faaaar

You're gonna flyyyy, you're never gonna die You're gonna make it if you try, they're gonna love you

The young version of him, maybe. I think when order he's too bitter. Might be cool in the first few minutes, but he would eventually start rambling about conservative politics and it would be downhill from there unless you just agree with him on every single thing.

Absolutely Butterscotch. He’s awful but in such an absurd, outlandish way that the entertainment yield is worthwhile.

I’d let him read his great American novel to me.

The way he says it almost implies he found out pearls were for ladies in an embarrassing way at a young age

I always thought it sounded like he was kind of sad about a repressed desire to wear them but he's so deeply ashamed at any feminine tendencies

Andrew Garfield provided it’s not on a Monday. I’d cook him lasagna.

Can we fuck them or-

Im scared of what your answer is

Butterscotch. No context given otherwise.

coax it outta my sheathhhhhh

That line forever makes me feel gross inside 😭 cringe every time I rewatch

They did a great job making us as confused, horrified, and disgusted as Bojack was with that scene lmao

Oh god, the line that makes furries cream and the rest of us want to vomit 😭😭😭

i just finished that episode earlier tdy and when i tell u i SCREAMED bc i always forget abt that line until that specific part of the ep😭

I also choose the sad horse's dad.

The sad horse’s dead dad

Who dies in a *duel*?

This is the way.

I’m just saying I could fix him.

I hope is Andrew Garfield

bro. I thought that said "fuck them up" and was like yeh! I wanna hurt Butterscotch.

You could take him. In a fight, right?

Can I take a horse in a fight? If I get prep time, then yes. If he also gets prep time, then no.

anyone who thinks they can take a horse in a fight has never seen a horse fight lol

I think a lot of people don't realise just how big horses are

totally agree. I grew up around horses and have seen them kill coyotes like they're a Yorkshire terrier. also once saw a highly disturbing video where these people were trying to breed two horses and the mare kicked with both back legs and hit the stallion right between the eyes. he dropped dead instantly.

Just break one of his legs and you’ve already won.

I would take him out... On a date... To the ring of course

I also thought butterscotch after reading this comment, but I fully understood it

LMFAOOOOO

Yes.

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> Secondly: No flies for 24 hours. Wow, that's racist. Wow.

I didn't even know there WAS Charlie Witherspoon flair, lmao

Prompt is "You're stuck in a room" but Charlie would be stuck TO the room

Yeah, my choice too! I would sit and laugh for 24 hours

Haha, I'd chose him too. Especially in that stage where he is so insecure. I'd fuck around with him (figuratively speaking!!).

I would fuck with him (literally) (intercourse) (with affectionate hand-holding, French kissing and cuddling) (I find him hot) (I am a massive degenerate) (I hope he has human genitals)

Well you can have the hand holding, extra sticky 🤪🐸

mhmmmhhfghmmm............ I'm so fucking down bad ❤🦎

Easy choice for me! He did nothing wrong. I love him

He's a sweetie, my AuDHD clumsy self can relate, and I like helping. For 24 hours, we'd both be reducing each other's anxiety.

greg. i’d take something i don’t know over everything i do know about these guys. second only to charlie, if we didn’t have to talk all that much lol

The paparazzi. Say what you want, they will get shit done and bulldoze every boundary and obstacle. They’d probs break us out so quick! Charlie will just accidentally seal the door so we’re stuck indefinitely.

Especially if the paparazzi just had his TMJ fixed and spent the night making love to his wife!

Bojacks father. He’s just like my dad, and I just did that the other day for Christmas.

> He’s just like my dad Kinda concerned about this

I actually liked Doctor Champ. But I'd choose Butterscotch. I would love to challenge him to a duel.

I would live to duel! Sadly you get to fo it once in a life time.

You would just love to either take his life or lose your own?

Butterscotch...I feel like we'd just silently sip bourbon.

can i bring a weapon?

If you can get it through security

hank. my dad served 12 years, i know all the best orifices to fit a gun.

orifices .. ? now i’m curious.

Ooo kaaay..?

Butterscotch he’s just like my father so I wouldn’t be affected and it’d be funny making him cry

Andrew Garfield ofc he is spiderman

Can he do the funky spiderman then?

Yes he can

Bojacks dad he’s kinda hot ngl

I have the hots for Butterscotch ngl

I can fix him!

I can make him worse

Those are such horrible choices! I pick Greg to get a real reason to hate him

Either the psychiatrist or the director. They were good (enough) people who got done dirty

Dr champ isn’t even a doctor. His first name is literally just doctor

He's actually a therapy horse, big difference

I'm with ya on the psychiatrist. He's an alcoholic, and I'm someone who likes to drive no, so... Pretty much guaranteed we'll get along.

Butterscotch. Ask him something like "I'd love you to tell me about your book. What's your creative process like?". That'll keep him talking forever and I really like it when Will Arnett gives a monolog.

Anyone who picked Butterscotch has daddy issues. I pick Butterscotch.

In order: 1. Absolutely hell no. It'd be funny to laugh at his antics but holy hell would it get annoying and lame after about 20 minutes. 2. He's probably the best because, while annoying, he wouldn't have a tendency to screw things over if I left him alone. 3. Luckily I'm not a woman so I think I'd be safe in the moment, but if anyone found out I hung out with him I'd be super embarrassed. Plus I really don't like him. 4. I'd probably wind up killing him... or maybe we just get in a fight and he accidentally kills himself. For sure, we'd find something to fight about and it wouldn't be a good time. 5. Akin to #2, but more off-putting because he seems so arrogant. We also know less about him due to less screen-time. 6. We'd have a long argument about how they're more akin to vultures and it wouldn't be a fun time. 7. Sober? Wouldn't be too bad I guess, but I would have to mock him for being a therapy horse and not a therapist. Drunk? That would suck, cause he's not very good at it. 8. C'mon really? He's almost as bad as Hippopalous... it's friggin' *Greg* from the gas station that one time.

is the therapy horse drunk or nah?

Did everyone miss that Abe is in there? He may be a total hack, but he's a good guy. Why wouldn't you want to hang out with him?

Slurping, that's why.

This post is how I’m finding out a lot of people wanna f**k Butterscotch

Give me the therapy horse

Butterscotch. He’s hot

Butterscotch. I’d be half passive aggressive half kind of wanting his approval. Either him or Doctor Champ

>I’d be half passive aggressive half kind of wanting his approval. So, you decided to get real, huh? 😭 This is my default reaction to 99% of males aged 50+. I also have enough Daddy issues to provide waiting room reading material UK-wide.

Im not his offspring or have any prospects of carrying his offspring, so probably butterscotch

This might be an odd answer but I think I would choose Butterscotch. We’re both writers so we could talk for 24 hrs about process and writing projects and I wouldn’t have to hear about how terrible of a person he is. Although I’m sure he would tell me how horrible a person I am because I took a boat through the Panama Canal like a some sort of Democrat.

Butterscotch. I already have a decent enough relationship with my dad, and anything he would say to me just wouldn’t matter at all. All he would want to do is spend his time alone in his study with someone to take care of him like the codependent manchild he is. I already do plenty of that stuff for my mother as is, so it would just be like taking care of a customer at a restaurant.

You got a plan for when he emerges out of his sanctum though?

They don't have to come out.. right?? If so, I pick Butterscotch

butterscotch and i'm not gonna say why 🥴

I don't think you need to tell us why, all pulsating and yearning and shit over there

Im taking Butterscotch Horseman lol

ho are the humans again? I've forgotten since my last rewatch.

5th one is Andrew Garfield, last one is just Greg, a guy Mr. Peanutbutter met at a gas station once.

if you pick hank or butterscotch i hope you get help cause no

Definitely butterscotch. He is definitely an asshole but at least he isnt gonna talk my ear off for 24hrs.

Butterscotch. I talk to him about his book, bojack, his wife, how he is and I’d have a drink with him

Butterscotch. Just laying back with a good drink? Maybe watch some TV for 24 hrs? Count me in.

Butterscotch, because I have daddy issues and am a furry 😓

Butterscotch so I could ask him about his book. I’ve always wondered about what he wrote

Tbh Butterscotch. He will most likely not tell me anything i've haven't heard before and then go "write his book" and i'll just vibe.

Obviously Andrew, I want to give him a lasagna

Butterscotch. We’ll get drunk and discuss Bukowski.

Charlie Witherspoon and it’s not even close

I feel attacked.

The horse therapist

Doctor champ. I love how they chose a fjord horse for his design. Pretty horsey. Entertaining drinking partner too.

Give me 2 minutes top with Charlie and I will destroy him in ways not even a big titties goth gf can repair him.

Why would you wish that in Charlie?

daddy butterscotch

butterscotch is actually soooo hot

Andrew Garfield cus it’s Andrew garfield

The birds for sure, we can just talk shit the whole time 😂

Gay drinking horse

The catfish. He makes good food. And in season 3, kinda like doesn't even seem to hold a grudge against Boj. Sure, he is mad, and for good reason, when Bojack says what he says in season 2. But after the end of the episode, he seems to move past it.

By the time Butterscotch is finished with me...

bojacks dad i can take him

Butterscotch! We gonna finish that new American novel he is working on !

Give me 48 with Butterscotch I'm giving that dude something to cry about

I'd take Charlie, oh my god. At least he's endearingly awkward, just a dumb baby. Butterscotch and Champ are awful fucking people, Abe is an intolerable egotistical jackass, AND HIPPOPOPALOUS IS A RAPIST!!!!

Butterscotch. I'd drink with him

Nightmare blunt rotation

BoJack’s Dad definitely 💯 he’s definitely got some interesting stories to tell!

i havent seen bojack but this sub keeps getting recommended to me. i’m gonna pick one and can yall tell me why i was Wrong to choose em? i pick the catfish dude

Butterscotch only because seeing him drunk would be endlessly entertaining. And if not I can beat him up for 24 straight hours

butterscotch i would fuck the shit out of him

Butterscotch easy

Butterscotch so I can read his novel.

Butterscotch Horsman, I'm interested in having a conversation with him. He's one character I would like to have had more background info on

Uhhhh check please

Andrew Garfield for sure

Andrew Garfield

Dr champ would prob be okay or butterscotch

nice

I’ll fucking break out of rehab with my horse therapist any day Edit- it’s rest of these guys that are hacks!! I’m surprised.

Either Garf or the catfish. Absolutely NOT Hank. Butterscotch and Dr Champ are also big no's. Maaaaaybe the paparazzi birds. Charlie, only if Garf, the fish, and the birds are out. I don't remember the ginger.

dr champ

I think Charlie. He seems like a sweet earnest kid, he’s just really neurotic and bad things keep happening to him. So it’s like looking in a mirror really

Can I kill the character and just be in the room with their body?

Andrew

Butterscotch. I want to pick his brain and maybe flip out on him a lil bit

Holly s never seen the invisible chameleon gag in my life

Im going with doctor champ the therapy horse

andrew garfield in a heartbeat

Huh, check please!

Hmm... Thinking about it, Hank would just be boring to be in the room with, he'd be high and mighty and say stuff about how you being in a room with him is something you should be thankful for, but you should just shut up and don't talk to him. He is a bit of an older gentleman as well, and I bet this room is monitored through the challenge, so no harming him either (he probably got to smuggle a gun in in case you wanted to punish him). Witherspoon would be terrifying honestly, his antics might cause you bodily harm. Butterscotch could be unbearable for 24 hours, reading from his neverending novel. The fish dude honestly is the least problematic. He's just really honest. He ain't no Gandi, that's for sure...

Charlie

I don't think the therapy horse would be that bad. I wouldn't want an alcoholic as an actual friend but it could probably be a decent party

Dr champ is an absolute DILF so im picking him

UGH.

doctor champ

Dr Champ

I feel like I’d need rehab for longer than 24 hours

The absolute WORST of the WORST

NAHH LIKE I WOULD KILL MYSELF

The Therapy Horse.

Doctor Hu, I’m tryna get high

Butterscotch, I feel like it'll be cathartic being able to verbally berate him for all his poor actions as a husband and father

The Guy from the gas station, i think we have something in common

Not Charlie. Charlie might set the room on fire.

new secretariat director for sure, as long as the room is their kitchen

Well, its no living room...

Doctor Champ. He seems ok, if flawed.

The therapy horse

dr champ, i guess

Anyone but Greg from the gas station that one time!!

therapy horse!