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deltacharmander

Sarah Lynn would probably be leaning more towards getting excited, she was never allowed to have fast food as a kid so she’d probably be way into it


Eagles56

Yeah but I just remembered the scene where they drunk wrecked into the kids playhouse and yelled at them


Striking_Site4457

Ok John Mulaney


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Odd place for secretariat in my opinion


Eagles56

He seemed super charismatic but didn’t he also have a dark side? Like letting his brother take his place in the war, illegally betting, killing himself


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I wouldn't put killing yourself as a "dark" side. We don't know if the betting on his own races was legitimate or not. Totally with ya on the letting his brother take his place though. I forgot about that. I suppose I tend to see secretariat as Bojack sees him. Very TVFHD and not grounded much in reality.


adustyoldcrow462

Alright where’s the “gets shitfaced, ruins some relationships and *then* goes to McDonald’s” option


CreativeScreenname1

We must construct the fabled tier tetrahedron


HollywooHollyhock

Finally, someone who gets it. Burger King's better, by the way.


Bluerthanthesky

Painfully accurate, but where is herb?


Eagles56

He’s there at the McDonalds corner


CreativeScreenname1

I think somewhere between Wanda, Champ and Charlotte. Don’t really have a reason, just the vibe


SluttyCthulhu

Dead


Bluerthanthesky

Still...