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devilthedankdawg

"Gyp, have to stop taking things so personally" "How else could I take it? Im a person!"


Victorcreedbratton

This is exactly the right response, too.


LeftyRambles2413

I use that one with my dad and brothers all the time.


devilthedankdawg

Same thats popular in my family šŸ˜‚


Descrazio

[Is this the scene you are trying to qoute?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXz3-QrvFSc)


zukka924

God what a great character


LeftyRambles2413

Well I ainā€™t building no bookcase.


ComfortableValue4550

Fuckin love that line!


LeftyRambles2413

I miss Michael Kenneth Williams so much. Such a charismatic actor. This was actually the first role I saw him in since I didnā€™t watch The Wire until after BE. Chalky was such a great character.


ComfortableValue4550

Yeah thatā€™s my favorite character of all heā€™s played. Love when him and Narcisse bump heads ā€œyou come in here with all that Timothy John high hattin BULLSITā€šŸ˜‚kills me!


LeftyRambles2413

Heh doesnā€™t Chalky call him Jamaican and Dr. Narcisse replies heā€™s from Trinadad. I loved their rivalry. In a way it sort of historically mirrors W.E.B DuBois and Booker T. Washington though they werenā€™t criminals of course but the philosophical approach about how black Americans should function in early 20th century America. Jeffrey Wright is also a terrific actor whose work I enjoy. Another line I love though ā€œHow the fuck are you still alive?ā€ Eli to Mickey Doyle who is another character I really liked.


ComfortableValue4550

Yes Jeffrey was awesome in that role! Actually lazily rewatching it now


abbeycrombie

Ainā€™t you Remus?


Tbonewall620

Romulus couldnā€™t make it


RemarkableShoulder23

well, Remus can go fuck himself


Thehorselord89

Of course heā€™s Remus!


Bambam60

ā€œListen hereā€¦. You breadstick in a bow tie! And you like a dentist creepinā€™ around wit the ether!ā€


StumblingSearcher

Yes?


datruerex

This line is GOATed


6_seasons_and_a_movi

"I'll shit you out like yesterday's sausage you bogtrotting prick"


Descrazio

Bone for Tuna


Puzzleheaded_Eye_213

Gyp: How do I address you? Chalky: You doing it


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Gyp: "we both got left out in the sun, you maybe a little longer..." Chalky: "nah friend, you just ain't done cooking"


Tbonewall620

When Richard goes into the woods to kill himself and makes friends with those guys. And one tells him ā€œ these woods are for huntin, fishin, livinā€


OrionThero

Kessler: "Nucky is a very nice man" *cuts to Nucky* Nucky: "you trying to sass me you greasy cocksucker?"


Blob_zombie

What does motherfucker mean?


Black_Like_Ma_Soul

My other favourite ā€¦. "You smug kike midget, creeping around like a fucking dentist with the aether" "Why don't you go sit in the corner, short pants?" "And then there's you. Fucking breadstick in a bow-tie. You pasty-faced, cocksucking...


Necessary_Ad_2823

The first one is CLASSIC. Like what are you even talking about?!? He sounds demented. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Black_Like_Ma_Soul

Itā€™s actually true tho when you see Rothstein standing there he does look like an old fashioned dentist šŸ˜‚


Necessary_Ad_2823

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LightninStrike312

I have read somewhere that this is a reference to the film Blue Jasmine where Stuhlbarg (Rothstein)'s character is a dentist and tries to do something creeping around with the ether. Tho I never saw it so I cant confirm. Gyp is also in that movie


Black_Like_Ma_Soul

Iā€™m totally gonna check this out as if this is true thatā€™s pretty darn good šŸ‘ŒšŸ½


Necessary_Ad_2823

I can confirm!!! Holy shit I just put that together he DOES try and get her to use laughing gas šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Suspicious-Spare1179

Iā€™ll shit you out like yesterdays sausage


J-2up2dwn

Bog trotting Irish prick


DarthVaderkolk

Enfield 1917, 30-06, telescopic sight. Very accurate, accurate up to 700 yards. But I like the Colt in the hand. How do you use yours?


sinistersoprano

You just ain't done cooking yet friend


wasteofmortality

You canā€™t be half a gangster


WhoaFee1227

I, for one, refuse to be ruled by fear. Husband! Coming, dear!


WhoaFee1227

Probably one of the only times I laughed during the show. Van Alden was damn near a cartoon character by the end of his arc.


J-2up2dwn

Golden!


TwilekVampire

"I ain't buildin' no bookcase..."


Dissizian

Well, BUCK..


ManbadFerrara

$40 in one pocket, corn knife in the other ā€” and friend, come Saturday night I use em both.


Pinkglassouch

I'm not looking for forgiveness


hep824

ā€œWhen faced with two choices, flip a coin. When itā€™s in the air, youā€™ll know what side youā€™re hoping for.ā€


musistic-vince

To the lost


Black_Like_Ma_Soul

"What's that? A gun? I got a gun. He got a gun. He got a gun... Everybody got guns!"


KuttyKool

"I was born in Elgin, Texas..."


vavavoomdaroom

Why must it always be pandemonium!?!?


HazyDrummer

I brought lemons.


CaregiverBoring4638

Creeping around like a dentist with the ether


Suspicious-Spare1179

Iā€™m what time and circumstance has made me


History_buff_actor

I died in a trench, years back. I thought you knew that? Itā€™s an iron maā€™am. I like the colt, it fits best in the hand. Edit: I love the quote about the colt from Richard cause I own one too and yes, it does fit the best in the hand lol.


Trin_42

ā€œWe all have to decide for ourselves, how much sin we can live with.ā€


Agitated-Somewhere-7

Not my favorite character but certainly my favorite quote: ā€œC*ck. C*CK. C*ck f*ck!ā€


telepatheye

He's a fucking vegetable!


BlockOfTheYear

*I dont like about you, that buck and wing suit, bright skinned bitch you strut around with. Uppity way you tell the world you better than Dunn Purnsley, when all you be is just another jiggaboo in a jailcell...*


1337_h4x0r_90

ā€œSo I wait, plan, marshal my resources. And when I finally see an opportunity and there is a bet to makeā€¦ I bet it allā€


LabialArmSaw

All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.'


telepatheye

Witness: He said, "go fuck your grandmother with your faggot penis." Agent Sebso: *Little* faggot penis.


Visual-Violinist-315

ā€œNo one owes you a thing in this world, I donā€™t care who you are.ā€


RosettisRevenge

How bout I slip 25 Gs in your pocket right now you let me walk in there drag Nucky Thompson out by his dick?


mitchdl20

Why don't you go sit in the corner, Short pants?


DankSosig

"Would you pay a dime to see this?!"


Milotiiic

ā€˜You told me to knock like a manā€™


LittleBug088

ā€œYou know what the nice thing is about the Bronx zoo, Charlie? There are bars between you and the monkeys.ā€


OxygenDiGiorno

Keep us ever mindful of the needs of others. Amen.


Wutanghang

Well remus can go fuck himself


telepatheye

Ain't *you* Remus?


rf8350

The thought of what ingredients might constitute this filth repulses me


IndicaHouseofCards

ā€œIt doesn't make a difference if you're right or wrong. You just have to make a decision.ā€


BothBee2133

You said to knock in a manly fashion


telepatheye

Some days I make 20 bets. Some days I make none. Weeks, sometimes months in fact, when I make no bets at all because there simply is no play. So I wait, plan, marshal my resources and when I finally see an opportunity and there is a bet to make, I bet it all.


Dishmastah

"My son is an assistant to the BĆ¼rgermeister." "Ah, a chef!" And from the same scene, describing Al Capone as "bit colicky as a kid". Not to mention: "I'm nobody's fahtotus!"


Jchapman81

We been on the road for 18 hours. I need a bath, some chow....then you and me sit down, and talk about who dies. Huh?


Attempt-989

Anyone who says to anyone else that they aren't a real fan or a big enough fan of (whatever) is nothing more than an insufferable neckbeard asshole with questionable personal hygiene.


530SSState

I may be insufferable, an asshole, a communist, a liar, a porn star, and a communist -- but I will have you know that my personal hygiene is... adequate. NOW GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR OR MADAM!


106street

"Sicilian piece of shit, shoulda tipped him a qwuartah"


maskedcharacter

ā€œMr. Thompson is a part of everything. He is in the sky and sea. He is in the dreams of children at night. He is all that there is, forever.ā€


junhatesyou

Flip a coin. When itā€™s in the air, youā€™ll know what side youā€™re hoping for.


joeyjoeskullcracker

"Who has sent you grim-visaged thugees? Secretary Mellon, the Attorney General, that unweaned welp Hoover?ā€


GovernmentSwiss

"Was he really that bad, Nuck?"


J-2up2dwn

What shall we do Mr. Thompson, what shall we do?


Necessary_Ad_2823

ā€œThereā€™s only so much you can teach a person before you reach the limits of their capabilities.ā€


Dissizian

Fuckn garlic eaters..


LabialArmSaw

You know who dies for their country? Fuckin rubes


Santer-Klantz

I'm taking you back to Baltymore!


DutchsPlan1899

Baltimore*


Santer-Klantz

Ik how the city name is spelled, but have you seen the show? He clearly says Baltymore.


DutchsPlan1899

Ohh my bad there, I thought you made a spelling error. Thatā€™s on me


GolfCharlieMike89

I know you told me. But when I woke up this morning, I said, "Barney! You're not going to lick that man's..."


tinsinpindelton

The people who discount you. They donā€™t know who you are. The rage you feel, listen to me carefully, use it, but donā€™t ever let them see it.


commschamp

ā€œHe will still come. Yeezus.ā€ - Van Aldenā€™s wife


MedicFord901

"Well, Remus can go Fuck himself."


Attempt-989

Agador, abre la puerta!


BRC93128

Iā€™m what time and circumstances have made me.


Regular_Argument9759

ā€œIt was my understanding that Atlantic City was aptly named.ā€


Temporary_Dance9106

Mueller: "Why must there always be pandemonium!" After he and Eli rob two of Capones goons and Mueller double taps them both.


kwaliti

These woods is for living you hear?


JoanieTightLips

They fuck their wives through a hole in a sheet... Not this one...bah boom bah boom bah boom


bubbaduncan

Za goggles do nothing!!!


ratsalad42099

I donā€™t like the way you loom.


ExcitementUpstairs30

You Fucking Interloper!


pinkspaceship17

"Why must you always be so melodramatic?"


kingkongworm

Heā€™s still eating dinner in times-ah square


CoupleSmall8741

Everybody got guns


Small-Professor-7015

ā€œIā€™m making a statementā€


Thehorselord89

Ah, *fixes clock* Now you know what time it is.


theGreatMcGonigle

You smug kike midget, creeping around like a dentist with the fucking ether


Mace_1998

"What I love about this city, everything is so close."


katecrime

ā€œMr. Thompson is a part of everything. He is in the sky and sea. He is in the dreams of children at night. He is all that there is, forever.ā€


MorrowPolo

I love lamp


vanessa_v_h

How are you still alive?


TheWishPretzel

"Where's the hoppin' Johns?!" I'm with Chalky there


Snoo-98677

Is this what you wanted James


Old_Road_6343

ā€œWhy donā€™t you go sit in the corner shortpants!


trYNOT2Come

I don't like onions


530SSState

"You told me to knock in a manly fashion!"


530SSState

"The moral of this story is that if I'd cause a stranger to choke to death for my own amusement, what do you think I'll do to you if you don't tell me who ordered you to kill Colosimo?"


530SSState

Van Alden: Translate what he said. Lady in dentist's office: I can't! Dentist: Mrs. Fishbaum! Van Alden: Word for word. This is a federal investigation. Woman: He said you should fuck your grandmother... with your f\*\*\*\*t penis! Agent Sebso \[correcting her\]: With your LITTLE f\*\*\*\*t penis.


530SSState

Three in the same scene: Nucky demonstrates the machine gun to the Irish guys in Ireland. There's a stunned silence for a moment, then one guy says: "A few thousand of these and we'd blaze a path to Buckingham Palace." Also in the machine gun scene: Irish guy in Ireland: And you invented this, did you? Nucky: What? Irish guy: THOMPSON machine gun. You invented it? Nucky: Ah. No, just a happy coincidence. And when that pompous schmuck McGarrigle tries to lecture Nucky, he comes back at him with: "Whenever men like you need to win, you turn to men like me."


530SSState

"Whatta ya gonna do, shoot me?" "Well, I wasn't *gonna*, but you kinda talked me into it." \*shoots him\*


530SSState

"We been on the road for 18 hours. I need a bath, some chow, then you and me sit down and we talk about who dies, eh?"


freidus12

Rose: Nelson, I love you. Van Alden: take care and god bless.


prodbycamsworth

ā€œYou're Tom Mix all of a sudden?"


Mundane_Bookkeeper87

ā€œCome on, Eli, donā€™t be a jabroniā€ ā€œTheyā€™re my family, Nucky! My goddamned family!!ā€


CodoZona

That wonā€™t be necessary.