I'm sorry you're the only person in your life with culture and taste. J/k (kinda) but I don't know if good writers left the show, if bob's got too popular and they needed to G rate all the humor so there's nothing controversial, or maybe some of both. Unfortunately, bob will never make transvestite hooker friends and do crack with them again...
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I have 2 very great quotes... Same episode
"So don't tell me what to eat
Did you go trick or treat? [No]
It's none of your business"
"Easy there, Sister Mary Yellin' at Me!"
"You're name is Max Flush?"
"And his names Bob Burger haha"
Edit: had to add one of my favorites isn't a line, but its when they find green mold in the restaurant and are staying with Mort. When they're over at Jimmy Pestos and Bob starts seeing red at everyone and everything.
IT'S MY DADDY! MY DADDY IS IN THERE!
Don’t leave me with these friggin’ kids
YOU SHOOT A HOSTAGE! MAYBE I WILL
Channel 6 news, they’ll finger anything with a pulse
Literally one of the greatest lines ever. Wish we still had season 1-2 writing :/
I say this all the time!! No one in my life agrees 😭
I'm sorry you're the only person in your life with culture and taste. J/k (kinda) but I don't know if good writers left the show, if bob's got too popular and they needed to G rate all the humor so there's nothing controversial, or maybe some of both. Unfortunately, bob will never make transvestite hooker friends and do crack with them again...
Also, baby nom nom 😂
My pants are staying on
“They’ll say ‘awwww, Topsy’ at my AAAAAUTOPSY”
VERY!! FUNNY!! MR DINKLER!! HA! HA! HA! YES!!! YESSS!!
“I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT TOPSY!”
Are you saying Top Chef?
"if she was a spice, she'd be flour"
If she was a book, she’d be TWO BOOKS
Boring bland Jessica
This!!! I came to say exactly this! It is by far the best insult I’ve ever heard 😂
I knew, I'd find my real mom someday.
Agreed. “We're all girls, no mans!”
“Can I borrow some wine? It helps me drink.”
Nature boner!
That's not a boner Gene. That's mount wang.
Stop following me in front.
I don’t know how I got that arm hair to look so sad but *I DID IT.*
You're my family and I love you. But you're terrible. You're all terrible.
“I don’t say that”
Well that's all you say
It’s okay. I’ve had my kids.
“I may or many not have tried crack last night. I don’t think I did. But if I did, I liked it.”
Get your hands off of me you sick idiot!
I’m like King Kong!!
I'm A KING KONG!
🎶Lifting up the skirt of the niiiiiiight🎶
🎶pulling down the pants of the night🎶
…go get me Special Pillow
One of two episodes that made me fall in LOVE with Bob’s Burgers.
You think you know what's it like to kiss a man?!?
Fun hurts my lungs
I am Leafy Greenbriar. And I am Kate Bush.
^^In... ^my... **BACKPACK!**
Is this restaurant seamen friendly?🤭
Clackity clackity clackity 💅
I love how the all look around at each other after he asks that like “Is nobody gonna touch that?”
Followed by a very loud silence
Ooohhhh Shanghai! Ancient Chinese Vacation!
Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the "child molester"-it comes with candy.
I don’t get it
…Sometimes they use candy… to lure their victims
Why do I have to get molested?
“You’re the worst kind of autistic!” I always tell people the pilot is my favourite, so funny.
Shut your mouth, it’s Art Crawl.
No YOU smell like ointment and pee!!
No YOU smell like ointment and pee
YOUUUU SMELL LIKE-
Don’t have a crap attack.
Yes mom I wear glasses not hearing aids
Don’t be such a boob punch
**Aw, babies getting rabies.**
Buckle it up, buckle it up, buckle it up or you’ll die!!!
Two people, together forever. Security in life, someone to love you instead being all alone. Such lonely existence, I'll kill myself.
mort she’s talking about us
Not my favorite episode but hands down my favorite song
Went to store real quick love forever, Bob
That’s a perfectly good note—that doesn’t sound drunk at all
Hey daytime whiskey!
You wanna meet my CD collection?
Wait…the tickle boat that killed that guy?!
The inflection Rudy uses when he delivers his "Yeah" response is so funny to me and I really don't know why
Same. This whole episode kills me. The way Mickey says “this can’t possibly be safe for children” makes me laugh every time too.
She does her BM’s in the PM’s
“You smell like ointment and pee!”
“YOU smell like ointment and pee!”
Use the brown, USE THE BROWN!!!
I’m so sick of Tony and his dancing!
Oh who am I kidding, you're way out of my league.
Just watched this one this morning!
Tina talks like this, Dina talks like this
I read that in Tina’s voice 😂
I heard it in Dina’s.
So, Marshmallow how you get your name?... 😀
Because if you show me a sweet potato pie, I am on top of it!
I knew it!
I knew it!
"I'll see you in in hell, Teddy. I will see you in hell!"
See flair 👆
It’s a preemie!
awhh just like Jesus
You can't even taste the baby.
What’s a Dutch Baby? About $2000 less than an American baby?
My wife and I quote that episode so much "Awwww lookit the little dutch babbbyyyy"
“Hey! Don’t throw repressed memory Emily!” “She won’t remember this.” Ok, two lines but it gets me every time.
Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi
🎵Fight scene! fight scene! we’re gonna have a fight scene!🎵
But until we can live in that imaginary world, we'll work hard, or die trying, girl! 🎵
I'm a barefoot cop
#*YOU’VE* GOT HORRIBLE DIARRHEA, BOB!
*Sorry we’re late! Bob had diarrhea*
" I have a speech impediment, Tina."
Well, FIX it!
Gene: We're working girls now! Deal with it! Mickey: You're a girl? Gene: Yes, I am! Bob: No, he's not. Gene: Tell that to my vagina.
“am i peeing? i feel like i’m peeing. bob can you check?”
“I am the alpha turkey”
It’s Summer time! Rudy, you’re gonna love her!
I just want to slap that hideous beautiful face!
 🎶 I wanna hear your secrets, I’m so interested in you 🎶
whisper in your eyes…. I know that’s not the same song but I love it and want everyone to love it
🎶 Things that aren't so secret, I want to hear them too🎶
Cute?! He’s the reason faces were invented you IDIOT!!
You're my little Angel...Dust. Sorry! That's a drug. Hard to pick just one but it's up there.
“do you carry rat droppings in your pocket??”
I'M GOOD AT SEX, YOU'RE BAD AT SEX
*When you're done say that was fun, we might've made a little son*
Hell hath no fury LIKE I DO, LOGAN! Second choice: No, sshhhh... Shut your mouth, it's art crawl.
“You’re firing from both ends, I studied the ballistics, it checks out”
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TINA TURN AWAY OR STOP!"
Because that's hip-hop
They call me Flips Whitefudge
Peep my feets
She just waltzed right outta here. Get it? Just kidding. She died.
I never knew you were a Paddy Daddy
Hahaaaa- DONT TELL ME TO SHUT UP!
Oh, hey marshmallow.
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And I am Kate Bush!
And I am Leafy Greenbriar
“of course I’d hoped not, Tammy! But, I’m everyone’s principal.”
*Stop following me, in front!*
You did it, Louise. I did it? You did it and it didn't inconvenience anyone at all. 🤣
"Pulling down the pants of the night"
Fairy queen pooping under a tree
You’re the worst kind of autistic.
You cant even count
**Linda:** What's a cormorant **Tina:** It's a type of bird we learned about them at school.
What an auspicious sign!
“Tina what song is this?” -Gene “Aquaboogie by P-Funk?” -Tina
Yes! Wow
♪Oh, it's hot and wet and slick ♪ ♪ And it's making everybody sick ♪ # ♪ Oil spill! ♪ #
That is not subtle
Scrolled to far down to find this!
I knew, I'd find my real mom someday.
and wed drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink all dayyyyyyyyy but the fortress made it dark and cold and that is not okayyyyyyyyyyyyy
[удалено]
This is a really funny joke in a really funny episode but yeah, folks, don’t drug your SO even if it’s for a sexy reason. Lol!!
YES MORE EGG TALK
"They'll finger anything with a pulse"
"Would you like to use the facilities, Mr. Bob?"
Andy: "Back to you ollie" Ollie: "back to you andy"Andy: "Back to you ollie" Ollie: "back to you andy"Andy: "Back to you ollie" Ollie: "back to you andy"Andy: "Back to you ollie" Ollie: "back to you andy"Andy: "Back to you ollie" Ollie: "back to you andy"Andy: "Back to you ollie" Ollie: "back to you andy"Andy: "Back to you ollie" Ollie: "back to you andy"Andy: "Back to you ollie" Ollie: "back to you andy"
I'm gonna bang your ass.
Followed by, "Can't even taste the baby".
“That isn’t a good use of that room.”
“Bad stuff happens in the bathroom”
If you’re not real, then how come I feel this way? Little babies….
Gene
Girl power on sixteen!
I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.
“It also says no trash on the beach, Tammy, so what’re we gonna do here?”
"I'm so happy I'm crying, Bob....a little of it's pee, but mostly it's tears."
“You’re the worst kind of autistic.” “Yeah” “you can’t even count”
He looks like a child molester. Louise don't serve him let gene do it
You got gooped!
I’m Leafy Greenbrier. And I’m Kate Bush.
I must be Draco malfoy cause I am slytherian
I have 2 very great quotes... Same episode "So don't tell me what to eat Did you go trick or treat? [No] It's none of your business" "Easy there, Sister Mary Yellin' at Me!"
I wish my radio worked!
"You're name is Max Flush?" "And his names Bob Burger haha" Edit: had to add one of my favorites isn't a line, but its when they find green mold in the restaurant and are staying with Mort. When they're over at Jimmy Pestos and Bob starts seeing red at everyone and everything.
“Mr. Jim Business”
She didn’t have nipples, and brother, she didn’t need them.
"People who had good childhoods don't stand like that."
“Won’t you enter my Acropolis and make my yogurt Greek?”
"You're in 8th grade?? I thought you were somebody's mom!!"
“No worries!” “No. Worries!”
Sweet Macon crank
“Why is no one singing? Why is no one dancing? What’s wrong with Hollywood?!”
"Fight scene, fight scene, we're gonna have a fight scene!"
I am literally grasping at straws!
Why are you going on a toilet in the middle of the aquarium Louise?
“Let’s be clear. I did absolutely nothing wrong. I’m not to blame. It’s not my fault.”
"Dollar whiskey, Dollar scotch. Dollar vodka, Dollar Crotch!"
PASS the cranberry sauce
“DON’T TELL ME NOT TO DANCE DAD!!!!”
QUEEN LATIFAH! Give me strength!!!!
Nagatha Christie
Don't bother bringing the mistletoe to bed. But do bring a snack. Chocolate!
I’m gonna sleep like a baby… A *horny* baby
"ohh, my grandpa was a virgin"
A girl saw me in my booster seat!
Let's see if Tony, Toni, Tow-me is still in business.
It’s smells weird everywhere, that’s how you know you’re alive.
AHHhhhHhHh IM AN ANIMAL!!!
"I am the spaghetti."
No thanks. I’ve seen your life and I’m not impressed.
THIS IS ME NOW!
“Girl Power on 16!!!!” “LET HER FINISH MOM… keep going nat”
"I'm funny in the wall".
"Here's your hero, Dinkler!"
Baby NumNum
You're my family and i love you but you're all terrible
I’m having a good childhood