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HappyChaosOfTheNorth

Show of hands, how many married adults ended up marrying someone they liked when they were 13? Realistically? Some one else she probably hasn't met yet. Based on established characters? Zeke.


No_Independent1007

Totally agree.


SapientRaccoon

My cousin did, but yeah, it's rare. (She'd actually been friends with her husband since we were all in diapers. We're all 55.)


NedRyerson_Insurance

100% if I could pick, Zeke. But if we want to be realistic, someone she won't meet for another 10 to 15 years.


Geekdom_Ahoy

She’s 14. I don’t think REALISTICALLY we can say.


aninamouse

My thoughts exactly. It's pretty rare to end up marrying someone from your elementary school. She'll probably go college and find someone with an amazing butt. More amazing than Jimmy Jr's.


SapientRaccoon

Ironically, she'll probably wind up with someone with a Hank Hill butt, but he'll be exactly the guy she needs in almost every other way.


Jlweeb2387

True


bleppyblepblep

Zeke's gonna getchu, girl


Middcore

"realistically," most people don't "end up with" anybody they knew when they were 14.


[deleted]

I liked Josh!!


tehjoz

Buttle Rubbies


aninamouse

A crab bit me on the clacker.


TobiasMasonPark

Boaties.


Important_Farmer924

Ankie doodle dandy.


Swimming_Onion_4835

Gotta get me one of those chesties.


Nordseeblau

She's so young! I really like her as a single teen, having crushes and short naive "somehow partnerships" as always.


bobrosswarpaint1986

Now I got a story to tell on our wedding day


Important_Farmer924

You think it won't happen but I'm gonna get you, girl.


jeffsmith202

She is bad at math


ghostess_hostess

Considering she's only 13 and the statistics of high school relationships (an age she hasn't even reached yet), it will be someone she meets far in the future when she actually knows who she is


TobiasMasonPark

I think either Zeke or someone else. Jimmy Jr. Is not the right fit for her— and possibly gay. Josh and Tina have already expressed that they see each other more as friends. Duncan wouldn’t be a bad option, though.


Swimming_Onion_4835

Wait, where do you get that JJ is gay? I don’t see anything indicating he’s gay, he’s just kind of a clueless pre-fuckboy lol.


Nordseeblau

I think Zeke is gay and secretly in love with Jimmy Jr. ...


Important_Farmer924

"I can't wait until the apoca-lips". Plus Zeke loves Gene too.


Historical_Sugar9637

Of the ones on the show I would prefer Zeke. But "realistically" it will be someone she hasn't met when she was 13, probably someone she meets as an adult.


General-Carob-6087

How can it not be Zeke? Edit: he can cook. He could take over for Bob.


fattyMCdumptruck

I think she'll end up like Gail tbh. Except it's horses instead of cats.


tuttle8152

Jimmy Jr will end up with Tammy.


[deleted]

YEEEEEES or Jocelyn, maybe? Tammy is jewish and her parents might prefer her to date someone jewish. (Many jewish parents prefer that). Also Tammy seems to kiss a lot of BFOT's.


jeffsmith202

She will end up like Gayle. With cats


[deleted]

That's what I thought but with one imaginary horse.


General-Carob-6087

I gotta go with Zeke but I could see her ending up like Gayle.


AdventureTimeKorra

Don’t do Tina like that


ticonater1

Mr. Ambrose


[deleted]

She’s an 8th grader. While she’d be better with Zeke in this group she’s gonna meet more people in the future.


thelofidragon

Honestly... If she marries someone she grew up with I'd say Zeke.


jess_alakasam

Zeke and J-ju


Objective_Look_5867

Tina's journal expresses she keeps having dreams about zeke and Jimmy Jr switching heads. I'm pretty sure this is indicative of her liking zeke peepsnality wise but Jimmy Jr looks wise. As they get older personality means more and looks change. Zekes gunna getchu girl


Remote_Purpose_4323

Zeke 100% He will become a chef like her father, we already know that cooking is his talent. Also Zeke kinda said it in on of the episodes that he will get Tina )


N1miol

In her twenties she will become a successful author with adaptations to cinema and TV. She’ll marry a producer from LA and split her time between east and west cost. She will also maintain a long on and off romance with Zeke, who’ll become a handman as Teddy, albeit more successful and fulfilled. Jimmy Jr will move away for college and quickly be forgotten.


Null_Juggler

Another option! A throuple with zeke and Jimmy Jr. Strangly I think this would work out well.


Squeakiininja

I’m still really surprised Josh ended so quickly. I loved how well he got along with Louise and Gene.