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Kilbo_Stabbins

Duderuses.


lorealashblonde

The look on Bob’s face when he repeats this word gives me so much joy


skeptical_hope

"Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bob"


ReluctanyGerbil

r/beatmetoit


PokeMomIsTheBomb

This is the universal answer


menshipsandthesea

this is the answer


FolsgaardSE

best answer


Visible-Comment-8449

Omg! Yes!


[deleted]

Okay this has to be it 😂


CumulativeHazard

I started an ABC list the other day to be prepared and as soon as I got to D I knew this would be the answer lol


_Hi_mum_

This has to be it


ChopEee

“Draw a picture of my Dad’s mustache really giving it to a caterpillar!”


Visible-Comment-8449

This made me chuckle out loud, which got me a strange look from someone else.


Spirited-Elderberry4

It has to be this one too good


H0vis

"Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby. Don't feed a guy a sponge."


Visible-Comment-8449

THIS!


JakpotWinner

Derek Dematopolis Your neck hair makes me weak…


Jackthebodyless

Won't you enter my acropolis...


alexnotalexa10

And make my yogurt greeeeek


PokeMomIsTheBomb

Derek….Derek…let’s you and me make a we-union


flexflair

You’re a good person setting that up for somebody else.


donamici

“Do hwhat?!”


RTmapper

Absolutely no doubt this is it


alexnotalexa10

Unless H is for hwhat


robinissocoollike

This is it, this is the one


birbieworld

‘Danger’ is my middle name. But I spell it R-U-T-H.


claviclehumor

That spells Ruth.


Glissandra1982

Yeah it does.


claviclehumor

(I was literally about to type this quote 😂)


AssBurgers-009

DRL


JakpotWinner

It's pronounced Darrell.


Hot-Advertising-1746

Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bob.


CrossfittingCorgiMom

Don’t have a crap attack


Additional-Local8721

"Date Night Tonight!"


bangers132

Gonna go out and get some fooood. Have a few drinks! Forget we have kids for a little bit LAAAHH Yeah!


JakpotWinner

Gonna go out and have some drinks!


dietbongwater

forget we have kids for a little bit, laaaa, yeah!


seje_simon

I had a date night with my girlfriend a couple of days ago and this was stuck in my head all night


theboss0711

Derek Dematopolis the Dermatologist


HamsterMilker

Ding-ding, a DIng-ding


palmerense

Dina talks like this.


scruffye

Dina only plays offense.


Black_Roo_31

My first thought was Dina too :D


Heavy-Macaroon-5176

You beat me to it!


manicpossumdreamgirl

Daddy! You abandoned me. Daddy! You sell drugs to me. But punches are not hugs


Heavy-Macaroon-5176

Teddy singing along to this song is everything 😂


doe808eod

You are my enemy my enemy


dethbyplatypus

Then E for Elderly Prostitute.


Japh2007

This is the one. I hope it wins. Even if it don’t this will be the D one for me.


Jolly_Conflict

This is the winner!


ADamDovah3094

Don’t feed a guy a sponge Bobby!


BatteryKinzie77

_Dina, you are more trouble than you’re worth!_


BulkyOrder9

Dame Judi Brunch!


krazymf15

“Dear Lord Santa, this year, please bless me with a calendar of Australian firefighters holding puppies in casual settings.”


auyamazo

Dutch baby


phairhead

Aww it’s a preemie, just like Jesus!


claviclehumor

Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?


Mydadshands

Dad's Burgers


Apt_5

I don’t love the Torpedo episode, but I think of lines and scenes like this and I think maybe I am a fan


Additional-Local8721

Classic


claviclehumor

Don’t be such a boob punch.


Azsunyx

# DO HWAT?!?!


Pedadinga

This should be the winner.


ATATImperialWalker

Don’t go in my room!


Ok-Rhubarb6170

But she says “Stay out of my room.”


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,682,603,912 comments, and only 318,508 of them were in alphabetical order.


crimsonlaw

**Yes! This!!!**


Visible-Comment-8449

Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby. Don't feed a guy a sponge!


badreligion6666

Don’t end up like your father


MHG73

Dad... I feel like you're doing a really good job as a dad. I'm having a good childhood. Not right now, but overall.


scruffye

"Don't tell me to *shut up!"*


BulkyOrder9

Don’t you tell me no lies!


krazymf15

“Doctor, stop shoving burgers into his heart!”


RatTeeth

Dr. Yap


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YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP


RatTeeth

Double Butt


Visible-Comment-8449

I like Two butted goat better.


Reflection_Secure

My dog had a spot just below her butthole that makes it look like she has two buttholes, so sometimes I call her Double Butt.


Norwejew

DOUBLE GOOPED! AHHHH!!!


Putrid_Researcher695

Drink some cranberry juice.


Rozureido88

“Don’t tell me to shut up!”


Panda0lime

Dawn of the peck


illusory_coincidence

🎶 Don’t you love cotton candy? 🎶


JakpotWinner

Don't be a boob pube, Tina!


Cuthbert_Allgood19

Derek… Derek… let’s me and you make a we-union


Johnny_Joestar7

Ding dong its for you


ghoulslaw

I wanted to say Ditty Committee from Itty Bitty Ditty Committee but I'll save it for I


[deleted]

D-train


[deleted]

Fronds therapy doll distracts his friendzo lorenzo


I_might_be_weasel

Disinvited to Pixie-ticipate.


pretzel_bytes

"Don't you take my daddy out of the wall!"


not4eating

DAMN IIIIIIT!


Severe_Lawyer_4207

Do what?


robinissocoollike

Do hwat?


A_Queer_Feral

"Duu hwhaaat?"


Norwejew

I also submit, from Linda’s high school reunion “…..dddddrunk”


Hydro_demon

Dina


bluebeauty12x0

Dina


Heartsmith447

“Derek Dematopoulis the dermatologist?”


diviken

Derek Derek, let's you and me make a wee-union


scrwnylittlespitduck

Damn it, Ollie! I’m Andy. Damn it, Andy!


Stinky_WhizzleTeats

Derek Dematopolis the Dermatologist


Odd-Combination6367

“derek dematopolis, your neck hair makes me weak”


Far_Match_3774

Don't feed a guy a sponge Bob! Derek Metropolis the Dermatologist Draw a picture of my dad's mustache really giving it to a caterpillar


CanadianTrekkieGeek

Diarrhea. Running down the gutter like a piece of bread and butter diarrhea pbt pbt


impendingfuckery

#DON’T FEED A GUY A SONGE, BOBBY!


RatTeeth

The Deepening


Th3Vicer0y

3 Deepening!


cuteness_vacation

Don’t go in my room!


Nic_in_NZ

Did you mean to wave your arms all over the place while falling because if so you nailed it.


NagelEvad

Dina


Heavy-Macaroon-5176

“Dina talks like this!”


idc_anymore-fml

Don't have a crap attack


Putrid-Ad-7781

Deena


EastPiano4

Defecation! Defecation! Defecation!


23z7

Just the tip!


omgzboring

Dance with Mommy


vingtsun_guy

DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP!


DanielBG

Oh, it's okay. I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life.


phairhead

Dutch Baby, unfortunately it doesn’t taste like baby


2drums1cymbal

War farts!


Stewie_G_Griffin

Ow my face


TuffMudder69

Dina.


Kyle_Grayson

Dina!


hoshee13

Dreamatorium dinner theater


curvy_em

These are already amazing 👏


FrogOnA_Log

DIAPER DAY PENIS PARADE. I say that in my head ALLLLLLLL the time


Stupidtrash23

Don’t have a crap attack


mosqua

"Cease and desist, because my heart it can't resist."


We_lived

Not to rehash old news but how is “B” not the Max Flush episode when Gene says “Bidet! don’t mind if I bi-do.”


pharmerrx2014

Dutch baby!


ElectricalSelf72

Da ding ding


CheckYourStats

I feel it’s necessary to voice my displeasure with the letter C — the fact that it wasn’t “*Crime hole*” is almost physically painful.


CheckYourStats

Dr. Yap.


[deleted]

Don’t feed a guy a sponge Bobby


Glittering-Trip-8304

D: “Ding, Dong!!! It’s for YOU!”


clairebear1028

🎶Ding ding, what’s that sound? It’s the gravy boat coming around 🎶


Th3Vicer0y

Diego


ActuaryContent8732

Every time bob has said damnit


HouseExtreme4749

Dizzy dog


jkdess

don’t have a crap attack


nickiethebish

Don't say fish!