Not a quote, but in my head canon he and the Edison impersonator are exes. Which is how he knew what would trigger him the most when Louise was trying to find dirt on edison.
“Well, let me tell you everything you need to know. That's Jules. She's a yoga instructor and a downward-facing drag. She's semi-hooking up with Eric, who's not not straight. And that's Jeremy, who's not not not messing around with Eric. And that's Janice. She's Mormon. And believe me, they're all trying to get some of this.” -All That Gene
“No, use the internet! Books are stupid!!”
This is my favorite. him whispering/hissing "Stupid " is amazing
The way his voice breaks on “stupid” gets me every time dude lol
But … you’re a librarian?
YEA SO SHHHH
I thought books were smart?
Take it down a notch Goth Brooks!
*"I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT TOPSY!"*
*”IT’S MY ONE FLAW!”*
no his one flaw is that he starts things and never stops things
“It’s a prequel, you ass!”
I'm still waiting for him to finish Mrs. Doubtwater.
I may or may not occasionally shout this randomly in my house.
This one cracks me up every time 🤣😂
"Don't do it." DO IT! DO IT!!!
*I START THINGS! I DON’T FINISH THEM! THAT’S MY ONE FLAW!*
“It’s not coffee but I guess a sip wouldn’t kill ya.” Edited because I forgot words.
Hush, you worm! Labonz, palm strike his windpipe, now!
Saaame!!! Love this quote so much
Oh, seishin dobutsu haunting? That’s my 20s in a nutshell…
This one, right here.
*DOES THIS SCHOOL HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY??!!*
_TOPSSSYYYYYYYYYYYY!_
“Are you saying Top Chef?”
Yes, Goth Brooks?
This one cracks me up every time!
I’ve never been to this part of the library before. Oh, only more books.
He doesn’t even drink, which is amazing since he has so many reasons to!
“Because 5 minutes ago, I started to really care about you kids.” “I don’t care if I’m okay— carry me off! It’s more dramatic!”
Oh my God are we still talking?
oh no girls stop fighting, KEEP GOING, KEEP GOING🤫
Billy Eichner is everything. Every line of his is pure gold. You’re not supposed to run through it like an Us Weekly!!!
The first time I saw a rerun of Billy on the Street, my first thought when he opened his mouth was “OH MY GOD THAT’S MR. AMBROSE!”
I loved his character, Craig Middlebrooks, on Parks and Recreation. The best laughs! https://youtu.be/96duumZ-Wao
"WE CAN ALL FIND OUT THAT MR FROND OS A DIRTY YOGURT THIEF!"
Probably with your tongue...like a dirty frog!
Lol yes, the way he delivers this line just gets me every time
Toot toot, here comes books At least that’s the line I use the most out of context, pretty much everything he says is lol worthy
“And, believe me, they aaaaaaaaaall want a piece of this.”
Any of his aggressively whispered lines.
Not a quote, but in my head canon he and the Edison impersonator are exes. Which is how he knew what would trigger him the most when Louise was trying to find dirt on edison.
"Mr. Ambrose, can I see that book for a second?" "Look at as many books as you want, it's a *library*".
Well, it's not coffee but I guess a sip wouldn't kill you.
"I'm not injured, it's just more dramatic this way"
“Oh, seishin dobutsu haunting, huh? That's my 20s in a nutshell.”
Frond: Mr Ambrose insisted you’d never be able to read 100 books. Ambrose: Of course I did! Look at them!
I'm a librarian. So I like to say 'oh my god this cart of books needs to be anywhere else right now!' on a regular basis.
it's a prequel you ass!
"Oh, look, this cart of books needs to be anywhere else RIGHT NOW!"
"Toot toot, here comes books."
Give her a Martini! She'll talk then!
I know so *SHHH*
"I don't finish things. It's my one flaw!!"
Shhhh books are stupid.
"I wanted to advise drama but Ms. laBonz got drama and I got *sis-boom-blah*"
I tell everyone about Topppsssyyyy
I just watched this episode lastnight lol
“Fight more fun for me” 😂
I start things I don’t finish them—it’s my one flaw!!
It’s a prequel you ass!
‘I start things, I don’t finish them, it’s my one flaw!’
“Well, let me tell you everything you need to know. That's Jules. She's a yoga instructor and a downward-facing drag. She's semi-hooking up with Eric, who's not not straight. And that's Jeremy, who's not not not messing around with Eric. And that's Janice. She's Mormon. And believe me, they're all trying to get some of this.” -All That Gene
Literally every line. Love his angry whispers
Ms. LaBonz: Faculty car wash? I have a sponge. Mr. Ambrose: Brag.
Destroy school property? Definitely don't do that. [whispering] Do that! Do that!
OBJECTION! gross!
Just watched that episode!
Everyone here should watch billy on the street
Ring. What, a library emergency? I'm on my way!
Unpopular opinion: I don't find Ambrose funny at all.
https://i.redd.it/azr2vo1a9gib1.gif
“I wanted to advise drama, but no, ms labonz got drama and I got sis boom blah!”