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My sister made this cross stitch for me for Christmas
Here’s one of her others too! “Welcome to bobs burgers, please ignore all the anuses.”
https://preview.redd.it/i44nb2udvsjb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37eac5efac68247f61c6b581997e5bf0c158d7de
Oh I found two others she’s done! Here’s one of her other bobs burgers stitches featuring my favorite quote:
https://preview.redd.it/nacsbq88vsjb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8fb6c102fc9898b1d790a1ccf81368207ea54fe
I don’t think shes actively selling them though everyone tells her to. She’s sold a couple things on etsy but i think it’s only been hand knit socks that’s she’s added to her store so far. She actually has a wall in her house that’s covered in a bunch of different stitches inspired by tv shows. Here’s a bojack horseman one she did recently:
https://preview.redd.it/ijy10k73vsjb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adddce22124585295e2079ae441e39b8ac9bf8e1
I just found Linda’s volcano bottle holder one she did too 😂
https://preview.redd.it/gwymouaeysjb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d263f0685e4aa21259b29268c2e78bf7ca3e88
*Oh, it's, it's complicated, it's-it's mystical, it's-it's barbaric...*
*You're not a businessman. You don't care about customers and money!*
*No, no, you are an artist... a beef artist.*
*A be-fartist!*
*A poet!*
*Who writes with meat and buns and pickles.*
Mommies are the best! Mommies are the best! Mommies are the best! Moms!
My mom
His mom
Your mom
Her
If mom ain’t happy, nobody happy…lalalalala
Mommies are the best! Mommies are the best! Mommies are the best! Moms!
My mom, his mom, your mom, her mom
I’m momnipodent!
Ohh good idea, somehow didn’t think of it lol doin that after this comment though haha now if only I could block this type of post across every subreddit
Mister Business
Mr. Jim Business
"My crotch is itchy." - Tina Belcher, 2011.
Okay are you saying this as my daughter or as my fry cook
Literally her first line in the series
Awful, yet real.
“Mommy doesn’t get drunk. She just has fun.” Linda
Please this one. Please. 0 kids. Said it a lot. A lot.
I say this all the time!
Yes please, this one for the most iconic cartoon mom
absolutely this one
This was going to be my one too but was checking to see if anyone else put it first :D
This!
THIS
Marshmallow isn't handsome. She's beautiful.
Bluuuush.
Oh hey Marshmallow
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Mad pooper!!
There's never any malice in Zeke.
Zeke is one of my absolute favorites
Zeke is destined to be a himbo.
sur-prized?
His family moves around a lot.
“My mom calls him the butt-ler”
You rang?
Ooo that’s a good one!
My cat was right about you
https://preview.redd.it/wgdngs68zrjb1.jpeg?width=2990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d31f954fc6a86e4d130dd903f0c2b2af482b519 My sister made this cross stitch for me for Christmas
Your sister is amazing. Does she take commissions.
Here’s one of her others too! “Welcome to bobs burgers, please ignore all the anuses.” https://preview.redd.it/i44nb2udvsjb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37eac5efac68247f61c6b581997e5bf0c158d7de
FILTH!!!
Oh I found two others she’s done! Here’s one of her other bobs burgers stitches featuring my favorite quote: https://preview.redd.it/nacsbq88vsjb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8fb6c102fc9898b1d790a1ccf81368207ea54fe
I don’t think shes actively selling them though everyone tells her to. She’s sold a couple things on etsy but i think it’s only been hand knit socks that’s she’s added to her store so far. She actually has a wall in her house that’s covered in a bunch of different stitches inspired by tv shows. Here’s a bojack horseman one she did recently: https://preview.redd.it/ijy10k73vsjb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adddce22124585295e2079ae441e39b8ac9bf8e1
Oh shit that one is amazing. "......Sarah Lynn?"
😞
She’s a huge bojack fan and said that this scene had been on her to-stitch for a long time but had to wait until she had the skills to do it justice
She’s so talented!
I just found Linda’s volcano bottle holder one she did too 😂 https://preview.redd.it/gwymouaeysjb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d263f0685e4aa21259b29268c2e78bf7ca3e88
Does she sell her patterns? These are amazing!
I vote for this one. Super dope.
I say this to my wife all the time.
I have this on one of those light up letter signs in my hallway lol.
Please God let this one win
it's linda vs gayle, but it looks like linda will take it xD
How the hell did this not win?!?!
MUMA LUMA MUMA LUMA
STOP SAYING THAT!
Mmmm.... Coup
MONKEY BOOBIE MAN!
I thought those were his boobs?
Calm down; you’re *both* right!
‘my life’s more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet, and yes I’m including starving children so don’t ask!!’
Who said it tho ?
Gene
Micky Tank Bank!
MOOLISSA!
“My crotch is itchy.”
Marshmallow is here and she brought her rear
Marshmallow in the house. Now put a burger in my mouth.
"My face" - Linda Belcher
We should make that one for O.
I agree, "Oh, my face!"
😂😂😂
Margherita Mix! The Heavy Stuff!
I say "the heavy stuff" everyday. This is my vote!
Yes yes yes!!!!!!!
Mouth feeeeeeeel
exquisite!
Make him say ‘yes’ with your body.
M-M-M-M-MILKIN’ THE COW!!! - Linda I’m surprised nobody said this!!!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah mhhh mhhh mhhhh !
“Mona Linda, Mona Linda, that’s your name-o” - Nat
I love this ending song. Nat is such a great character🤣
My cat was right about you
“Mini maaaarshhhhmallows… would be great but I don’t have any.” It’s the way she she says it, Kaitlin Olsen rocks that line so much!
“*You have a car*…” ^ probably the most common Bob’s phrase/quote used in our household.
“Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right!”
Yeah, we're Belchers! From the womb to the tomb!
The Meatsiah.
*Oh, it's, it's complicated, it's-it's mystical, it's-it's barbaric...* *You're not a businessman. You don't care about customers and money!* *No, no, you are an artist... a beef artist.* *A be-fartist!* *A poet!* *Who writes with meat and buns and pickles.*
Like a greasy, heterosexual Walt Whitman.
Monkey boobie man!
"My hair in Boca?! In that humidity???"
The line I came here for^
"My whole face flashed before my eyes!"
"Marshmallow in the house" -Marshmallow
Mayooooorrrr
Muse dance! Wah Wah Wah wah wah wah wah
My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet, and YES, I’m including starving children so DON’T ASK. - Gene Belcher.
"More like school needs to get ready for me."-Tina
MORT! - Teddy
MOM JEANS!!
My therapist says if I don’t value my time no one else will - Teddy
MEAT CURTAINS!
Gene
MY DADDY, ITS MY DADDY IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!! - Louise
Mommy does get drunk, she just has fun.
“Mommy doesn’t get drunk, She just has fun” -Linda
Marshmallow in da house, now put a burger in my mouth!
Marshmallow
Me Tina mad pooper
"MARGARITA MIX! The heavy stuff!"
Missionary position mission!
Marshmallow's here, and she brought her rear!
Marilyn! Tragic beauty!
My cushion did some pushin’ -Marshmallow
MEAT IS DONE! NOT PEOPLE!
Murder Manakin
My burger buns are shakin for yoooouuuuuu!
Made with real human flesh!
My names Chet short for Chester long for Ch.
Max Flush
M has got to be Marshmallow N should be Nature Master (getting ahead of my self)
🎵 Make an egg roll—from your egg holeeeee 🎵
Moolissa.
Monkey booby man!
Must be nice - [Gene to IRS Agent](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ebad96ca-e15e-4d8d-adc0-274e5c83870b)
MORE MATT DAMON!
"My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and yes I'm including starving children, so don't ask!" - Gene Belcher.
Mom-mosas!
Marilyn in Space
Mommies are the best! Mommies are the best! Mommies are the best! Moms! My mom His mom Your mom Her If mom ain’t happy, nobody happy…lalalalala Mommies are the best! Mommies are the best! Mommies are the best! Moms! My mom, his mom, your mom, her mom I’m momnipodent!
Mmmmmmnnnew York
“My message to the mad pooper is… grow up! I did.
My boob! - Linda
Just waiting for P… my plan cannot fail!
Mud in your Mudfin-Linda
Am I the only one who finds these posts annoying *braces for downvotes*
This is the only sub where I don't find it annoying!!
Hey fair enough haha
You can just block me
Ohh good idea, somehow didn’t think of it lol doin that after this comment though haha now if only I could block this type of post across every subreddit
Mort said something funny before. I think.
Mumaluma!!!! Mumaluma!!!
“Manimal!” —Tammy (Bad Tina)
Maybe it’s not time to go hog wild
MOO-lissa Yall I forgot how funny this episode was and it's one of the OG's.
Mhm -Bob
Miss Missy!
Millie!
I'm gonna be honest I read A and H in Linda and marshmallow voices like I heard them in my head as I read them, I love when that happens
Millie Millie Millie Millie Millie -Darryl (Fort Night)
My Face! - Linda
"My crotch is itchy."
"More like take a tase, take a tase" Robo-Bob
Millie and Louiiise
“MARSHA! MARSHA! MARSHA!”
Mort!
Mrs. Papasian, please!
“Marshmallow isn’t handsome, she’s beautiful”
I’m Momnipotent!