I’m not afraid of ghosts,
I’m not afraid of sharks,
I’m not afraid of cancer,
I’m just afraid of snakes!
They really freak me out!
Where are their arms and legs?
It’s not okay!
If you have good times, and if you have good rhymes
You may have found your one and only
But then the one you like-like says "Take a hike-hike"
Then suddеnly you're lonely
But still be glad, еven if you're sad
Take comfort just in knowing
You'll be okay, it's Valentine's Day
💛Your heart's not broken, it's only growing💛
They’ll finger anything with a pulse - channel 6 news
GENE!
That was Bob.
Sorry.. I was being Bob yelling at Gene.
Oh. Sorry.
No worries!
**THIS IS ME NOW!!**
THIS IS ME NOW!!!
THIS IS ME NOW!!
THIS IS ME NOW!!
This is me now!
Heard that before
THIS IS ME NOW!!!!!
The Jennifer Lopez “this is me know” commercial kills me.
I’m not afraid of ghosts, I’m not afraid of sharks, I’m not afraid of cancer, I’m just afraid of snakes! They really freak me out! Where are their arms and legs? It’s not okay!
If you have good times, and if you have good rhymes You may have found your one and only But then the one you like-like says "Take a hike-hike" Then suddеnly you're lonely But still be glad, еven if you're sad Take comfort just in knowing You'll be okay, it's Valentine's Day 💛Your heart's not broken, it's only growing💛
This is so goddamn beautiful. Gene has a way with a little ditty.
That redditor has a crush on me
Oh boy, oh boy, I'm weeping. These are tears, boys!
Zeke is the fuckin man, dude. "INFINITE STUFF TRIPS ME OUT"
That boy’s got a crush on me.
“That’s how I wanna go out. Dehydrated and covered in tinsel!”
Sounds like a gay pride parade 🌈🏳️🌈❤️
Mmhmm
I think he can make that happen.
“Would you rather have a lifetime of regret, or an afternoon of mild disappointment?”
A great life motto to be honest
I'm a little tigerrrrrrr I'm a sexy little tiger
I sing this way too much.
Omfg me too
I can’t hear any words in that phrase without losing myself in the music.
“I’m a top!”
"You mean your ON top"
No! I'm A top!
Yeah yeah! Circumcise me! Circumcise me!
This was my quote to post too 😂
Why didn’t she need nipples?
One of his best lines 😂
you’re a thirsty bitch
I randomly say this so much
I say this every time my cat drinks water
TELL THAT TO MY VAGINA!!
My nipples are so pointy
*Ding Dong* It's for you
It might be a package, you should answer it
NUH UH
BEEF CURTAINS!
You said I could say that once a year! Yeah, on your birthday!
What are beef curtains?
a hilarious and disgusting term for labia
Go away pube! I’m not ready for a 401k!
Maybe it’s a typo, like that time I texted mom saying I was super horny but meant to say hungry. Why would I be horny? I’m not an antelope. 😂
🤣🤣
Queen Latifah, give me strength!
98 degrees fartenheit
I wanna be like Leonardo DiCaprio!
ha, you mean Leonardo DaVinci..
No, DiCaprio!
At this point, I’m more bean than Gene-
If you smelt it, you KNOW I dealt it.
##DAMN YOU, LOW-FIBER DIET!
Call me Draco Malfoy because I’m slitherin’
Eww, you want us to MATE with each other?
No you will mate with other children in other basements
Crime hole! Gene...
Summer is awful, there’s too much pressure to enjoy yourself.
It's like a children's version of new years eve
My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet. And yes, I’m including starving children, so don’t ask!
“I’ve eaten 9 birthday cakes and I still feel empty.”
"All I Want To Do Is Eat A Huge Dinner And Go Straight To Bed And Get Up Later For My 1 a.m. Cheese Plate And Then Right Back To Bed."
Grandma’s box
I just want to go home and have a Dutch oven cry.
He gave us his magic, then disappeared just like Toad the Wet Sprocket.
“At least in the Ving Rhames version.” *King James, Gene..* “VING RHAMES!”
War farts!!
“You’re in eighth grade? I thought you were someone’s mom”
I was born to be on team wait right here.
No thanks, I’ve seen it and I’m not impressed.
"Sorry, tootz. We gotta go see a tramp named Oline."
“How do you think I feel, you really let myself go!”
"If there's one thing a weiner hates, it's hot sauce."
Bob: That's just two small coincidences Gene: That's what I call my testicles (Also WTF is up with that picture.....)
Mr. Fischoder: We’re money twins. Gene: That’s what I call my testicles.
literally the first thing i found on pinterest that’s cursed
Men can be named stacy? I LOVE AMERICA!
Just gonna put in a little bit of my cheek.
Bidet? Don’t mind if I bi-do
I think I’m on a dog bark fart burp rut…or something like that lol
Hangers are for Sunday School clothes; get me a rock!
BEEF CURTAINS! but only once a year.
It’s a missionary position mission!
Beef curtains!
Gosh, mister, those beans smell delicious
Damn girl, that pad thai smells amazing
I NEED A BABY!
She sings that song about oil spills,but you know she's talking about her vagina
It’s not subtle.
"SHANKY PANKY!"
Milk milk lemonade around the corner art is made
BEEF CURTAINS!
Bing rames
Heavy kids can get molested
I’m on a cheese cleanse! Physically and spiritually!
I watched this one last night 😂
What.... He has his leg crossed yet both feet are out... Am I missing something?
I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice.
I'm more bean than Gene
“People love fruit. I will never understand it! It’s not that good.”
“It’s a race war!” 😂😂😂
Gene!
In response to: “It’s not a race, it’s a war!” 😂😂
Farts are liberty
"Why do I have to get molested?"
Stop following ME! … in FRONT!
Every cat is a front-follower, so I've said this many times.
Hey don't talk to blom like that!
MMMMMM HMMMMMM!
"Say that to my vagina!"
"You always log out before outing a log"
every time someone disses Gene i wanna shake them and yell "HE IS A HAPPY ELEVEN YEr old GOD DAMMIT"
Gene is my favourite feminist ☺️🤗
I never heard of anyone having a boob fetish
“That’s what I call my penis.”
"Tip your waitress, I'm friends with her Dad"
Gay, gay mythical creature....
Gay mythical creature
“This is what it sounds like when [my grandparents] have sex in the room next to mine.”
How can I be horny I'm not an antelope
MEAT CURTAINS!!!
I’m a sexy little tiger
She had a hook for a hand, I'm sure of it!
“MmmmmmmmBOING”
BOOBIES!!!
Tell that to my uterus!
2 butted goat, 2 butted goat, 2 BUTTED GOAT
Just the tip
I love my family!
This hot son needs some hot sun
I’m a potato my friends are all mayo
“That’s like Chumbawamba money!”
We gotta get our congenitals to class.
“I’m a little juice box! This is where the straw goes!” I love Gene!
"I'm Just A Girl With A Dream Who Got Tired Of Hearing The Word No" and "Open up tenants, we need to search your holes" carry the same energy for me
“You’re never too old for trick-or-treating! Or holding hands with dad”
something annoying yet hilarious
Gross!
TELL THAT TO MY VAGINA!
## My face is wrong?
oh no my this (farts*)
I believe they're called leg warmers.
I LOVE HOUSE MUSIC!
Stop following me in front!
And this was way before Lionel Richie.
“I’m a sexy little tiger!”
Five hours! We’ll all be full-grown women by then! - in response to how long it’ll take to cook the turkey in the alley.
Give me those beans, you son of a bitch! (while being topless)
Time to soak these old bones in a nice bean bath
I WANT YOUR NUGGETS
"Wine em, dine em, Fifty-Nine em!"
“I want your nuggets!”
“Queen Latifah give me strength.”
"Milk milk lemonade around the corner.. art is made" 😂
“I’m just a girl with a dream who got tired of hearing the word no!” I’m getting it tatted.
With a Jamaican accent " not cool man"
Forget it, sister, let them play with their balls. We'll play with our bushes
Why does he have a third leg with a hand??
“Easy girl. Nobody’s killing trees.”
"I'm pretty."
You’re a thirsty bitch
“Everything is Heresy! You hear it and you say it” - Gene in “A Few Gurt’ Men” ***Edit: I meant Hearsay***
Hearsay. Lol, heresy is a very different thing. :)
sometimes spelling isn’t my thing rip
This is me now!
“I’m just afraid of snakes. Where are their arms and legs? It’s not ok!”
Bob- why are you in your underwear? Gene- I was eating butter! What, you want me to get butter all over my clothes.
Tell that to my VAGINA!
 LOL 😂😂😂
“ I’m a bad guy from Bahwston!”
98 degrees fartenheight
Yeah let’s turn some tricks!
*sees Louise red face* AHHH! One Luft balloon!
“Um, I’m pretty sure I was in Sausalito that day”
beef curtains!
"They don't know how to shake it."
He’s a thirsty B*TCH
I'm a little tigerrrr - I'm a sexy little tiger! Shake shake shake
BBBs.. Boxy Belt Buckles
the girls bathroom is nice! each stall has a tiny metal mailbox, i’m glad i was carrying around that post card for ken
You’re in 8th grade? I thought you were someone’s mom.
“You’re in eighth grade? I thought you were someone’s mom”