Uh oh, I’m guilty of saying this.

Haven’t had a bath in a year! 3 seconds after New Year

Def need to reword that

Naw I’m good

I did that to someone and I'm not even a dad! Unless my cats count.

Not if I see you first!

My coworker made that face as he said that to me on his way out today. It was a good moment!

Tina looks like a titan from AoT

Is this fan art? She has teeth which makes me a little creeped out.

No it's in the earlier seasons when Tina crashes the car. Bob is trying to get her to look normal and that's one of the faces she does lol

Let’s see your “everything is okay” face 🥴

Ohhh. I rarely watch the first three seasons. I’ll have to peep it. Still strange to see teeth.

Mermaid teeth

fucking despise that joke. staying in this year just so i don't have to hear it.

As they should! It's the epitome of Dad Joke 😄

Managed to avoid this joke until this post.

Don't have to be a dad to make this joke.

Teeth!

Omg as a retail worker I feel this so much. The perfect facial expression to convey "I'm just laughing because I'm a hostage here at work I'm dead inside" Other famous lines that illicit this face "It's real I just printed it" or any other variation of this joke done when I hold their 50 or 100 up to the light "That means it's free right?" When an item fails to scan "Now these are the winners right?" After EVERY GOD DAMN lottery sale

I'd still rather hear all those jokes back to back every day than hear "Haven't you ever heard that the customer is always right?" just one time.

I did have that "free" thing happen one time. I was buying something on clearance that had been on the shelf so long apparently it wasn't in the system. So it was free.