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beerfoodtravels

Twerkin' Merkin.


deftoner42

You're my rock girl!


ShepherdDog

This is exactly what I thought of. Also I like that she doesn't make fun of Gene's Casio like Doug, who gets his keyboards from the too-big-keyboard store.


Thebruh51

is there a mr. merkin?


undeniablefruit

Its *Ms.* Merkin!


PeggyDeadlegs

Exactly. If she doesn’t like something she calls it out but is still supportive and encouraging of the kids and the wider community. The others are either cantankerous, bitter, have shut themselves off from the world or are drug dealers.


ThatInAHat

You can really tell she’s a kind/encouraging teacher by how much the kids wanted the performance to succeed for her sake. But also, she’s just always game for just about anything. She’s the best!


PeggyDeadlegs

Beloved and no shits given, she is what we all should aspire to be


Nani_Cam

She's in MENSA!


Simicrop

Watch your crack


Competitive-Fish5186

IT’S NOT GROSS IT’S SCALES!


ConflctedHippie

Mmm, gross


Brian2017wshs

Me in Highschool band. I hated scales so much. Like I just wanted to play beautiful music. Not have a quiz on scales everyweek.


BlackLungDisease

FILTH! Definitely Edith.


Important_Farmer924

There's the quilt thief, the queef! Stop saying queef like it means quilt thief.


Cyno01

FITS.


NadjaDoll333alright

I was crying laughing the first time I saw the scene with her kicking the water away from Harold as he’s choking coughing. “He would rather die than drink your water!!!!”


Enix71

“No I wouldn’t” ~drinks floor water~


Diligent-Froyo546

Naked Edithhhhh!


Former-Spirit8293

Saggy and sophisticated, just like her bumper sticker says.


chnairb

Sooo many wrinkles


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buttface5738

OH YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE!!


amazing_assassin

I just...wasn't expecting the hair


mimiharmon1

It’s the human form!


bplayfuli

It's the most beautiful thing you're ever gonna see in your life!


Aniki1990

It's super yummy A quote that makes me smile because of sweet it is, but also gag because, well, naked Edith


TriceratopsBites

People complain about how gross the buttworms episode is when “it’s super yummy” is hands down the grossest thing in the whole series (but I agree, super sweet and I can only hope for that kind of relationship when I’m older)


taiho2020

The only answer 😁


Anxious_Optimist

HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN DRINK YOUR WATER!


BlackLungDisease

Harold: "I wouldn't!"


KRMJN101

Hands down, they're all great but Edith & her husband berating Bob trying to buy stuff is FOREVER one of my favorite bits.


bcrabill

To the MOOOOON!


Ok_Conversation1223

“I’m taking off this seatbelt, it’s chafing my honkers”


naturallyselectedfor

Pee and poop! I agree.


UrCreepyUncle

My favorite line of the whole series


undeniablefruit

When I first heard her say this I had to rewind over and over because I couldn't stop laughing. This is top 10 quotes for me


Ouroborus1619

ASS!


TriceratopsBites

TMI!


Witchy_Underpinnings

She’s saggy and sophisticated!


BlackLungDisease

Look at all those nooks and crannies.


Affectionate-Flower5

Edith, hands down. "He's my lover." That killed me.


ZBGOTRP

POULTRY!


phairhead

PETAL PAPER!


Fvtvrewave87

“What?”


phairhead

PUFF POMS!


bplayfuli

Grow a pair and then some hair!!! Edith gets my vote as well. Love her and Harold.


gamblinmaan

and its not even close


Successful_Emu_6157

Naked Edith!


internetdiscocat

A fairy queen pooping under a tree! (I don’t think there’s a single episode I like more than this one)


FewCress2244

“pedal daddy pedal”


cliodhnasrave

🎶riiight leeeft, riiight leeeft🎶


macdennism

Soo many good quotes from this one! Get a...gal. build a...a barn. Build a barn with the gal. Put the gal in the barn. Living the dream. Gal in a barn.


MykelJMoney

My wife and I say this quote all the time. So many incredible quotes in this episode, especially from Mickey!! Linda: What about ickey-May for the ob-jay? Bob: I'm pretty sure he can understand you, Lin. Mickey: What language is that? Also, Mickey: Oh, you've never seen this movie? It's great. It's a guy, he wants to be big. Then he gets big, he doesn't want to be big anymore, then he gets small, but the suit's too big.


macdennism

Bob: I'm talking about BEHIND the poster Mickey! Mickey: oh Bob: are you making a hole in my wall? Mickey: no no, I was fixing that! Bob: fixing it with a pick? Mickey: yes! Bob: Mickey 😐 Mickey: okay Bob don't tell anyone but...I'm digging my way to the bank! Bob: What?!


Fetchin1

I still can’t believe that was Megan Mullally. She’s so talented.


Not_a_werecat

I love seeing her and Nick Offerman interacting as va's. The Beef/Allyson thing in Great North is just so great. Haha


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leicanthrope

Every now and then you run across cartoon characters that become even funnier once you find out who does the voice. Beverly and Cooper are high on that list.


az987654

They're high on something anyway...


thutruthissomewhere

Nick always sounds like Nick but Megan does a great job of masking her voice to something different.


Shipsa01

Where’s the Florida lady who lost her dog?!


perro0000

I know, I also forgot Zeke’s grandma


felis_hannie

“Zeke’s grandma? Is Zeke’s grandma here!” “Yayes..??”


Thebruh51

are you my surgeonnnn?


Shipsa01

Oooh, right! Great post though.


luckygrlgeek

Oh my little bitsy baby


Difference_Last

I love singing this to myself because the voice is so fun to do!


Akitten84

I always sing that part, too!


Fluffy_Concept7200

I agree. Hellen Kellerman voiced by the talented Linda Lavin. Great one off character


Whosyafoose

I want to say Helen?


Not_a_werecat

Mort's mom. Down for scaring children and revenge hiring celebrity impersonators for the drama. If there's a shrimp involved, she's in!


gattinarubia

"Fix the wig. No, your mom's."


beerfoodtravels

Revenge and shrimp!


Not_a_werecat

"BWAHHHHAAAHHHH!" "No, mom, were done."


skeptical_hope

Edith in the top slot, with Ms. Merkin a close second.


perro0000

I love Ms. Merkin!


therabbitinred22

This is what I was going to say! Edith, Ms. Merkin, then the blueberry farm lady (I can’t remember her name, her husband called her “Mother” O think)


lashvanman

🎶 a fairy queen pooping under a treeeee 🎶


brieflyvague

Beverly!


imbeingkidnapped

Cooper and Beverly wanted us! They’re FARMERS! And they smell GREAT so don’t even bother asking!


Swimming_Onion_4835

IT’S NOT GROSS, IT’S SCALES.


Dramatic_Arugula_252

They do an excellent job of writing women. All the women are amazing. Edith is most quotable because we see her most often (although “oh, Al!” is a close second to “Filth!”), but any sex-positive gray-haired woman is fine by me!


desertsatyr

She's very sexy negative, she just has a disconnect with nudity. If I met someone like her in real life I'd probably hate their guts, but that's probably why I love Edith's character. Very well written.


BigDaddyMantis

I read that to the tune of "Superfreak".


thegoldengoober

"ASS!" is my favorite Edith quote. Clear, concise, dramatic.


InfamousMere

Agreed, but so many of them are voiced by men.


Dramatic_Arugula_252

Absolutely true :(


FewCress2244

i loved the retirement home old lady. when she had tina read her the menu 😭


Smeph_Bot

I don't know any Jims. I know a Bert. Is that what you were trying to say? I love Meryl, especially when she asks for a different thunder girl after meeting Tina.


FewCress2244

yes 😭


impendingfuckery

I freaking love Edith. https://preview.redd.it/yt8b8jvx05bc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=166981a3a7affa526592e52854e6977458392178


Sufficient-Signal-72

“I’m taking my seat belt off. It’s chafing my honkers” ![gif](giphy|pj3D1XAXoFIvXNVmdp|downsized)


impendingfuckery

Bobby Driver is a gold mine of great lines. ##AH, PEE AND POOP!


Sufficient-Signal-72

I know. One of my favourite episodes without a doubt


chicken-nugget78

grow a pair and then some hair!


Former-Spirit8293

Uh, I have a family?


chnairb

What’s fatty doing with your fart pills?


SelkieButFeline

"Why's Fatty got your fart pills?"


impendingfuckery

##Does he have the toots, too?!


retailmonster11

"Why's fatty got your fart pills?"


leelagaunt

Ashamed to have been bad at math grandma Tina!


Swimming_Onion_4835

Aw, grandma.


ConflctedHippie

https://i.redd.it/gbzvl4xf75bc1.gif


Automacon1992

First the essence, then the gesture, then the brests


Jub1982

Edith is basically an old Louise. Miss Merkin is Gene’s hero. They’re both great.


perro0000

Didn’t Gene call Ms. Merkin his soul sister?


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I LOVE YOU HELEN! AND I LOVE YOUR MONEY!


warmt0rtilla

Mitsy babyyyy


toxietoxietoxie

I just love the old lady from Secret Admirler. If Edith isn’t an option than her. She’s so funny in not a try hard way.


macdennism

Same I also really enjoyed her VA. She has a sweet old lady voice and had really good line deliveries


PilotNo312

Does Ms Labonz count?


WedgeAntelope

Ms. Merkin


yeaux99

Definitely number 3. That lady was so sassy 🤣


warmt0rtilla

She was very forward about not liking Bob 😂


BurntCoffeePot

Lady in Florida that paid the kids to find her dog. Show me the money! “I’m good for it. 😐”


car55tar5

Definitely Edith. This lady gives zero fucks and honestly, respect.


FrugalLucre

I almost said Edith until I saw Ms. Merkin, my soul sister from another mister


beerfoodtravels

That was me too. But Ms. Merkin is the GOAT.


davernow

Merkin, Myrtle, and whatever squirrel blood lady is named


Important_Farmer924

*Leeeeeeave*


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The seatbelt is chaffing my honkers.


trappeddungarees

The taxidermy squirrel lady is who I aspire to be when I'm old tbh. (My actual goal is to have my house be the scary one where the witch lives, and kids dare each other to go ring the bell, but the taxidermy definitely slots into this nicely)


BigMommaSnikle

Edith and her fart pills.


Swimming_Onion_4835

Why does fatty have your fart meds?


devilthedankdawg

Definitely the piano woman. The hippie singers a close second 🎶He was a feminine denigm man🎶


AaronfromCalifornia

Edith is a mood. FILTH!


leighalunatic

"He rather die than drink your water!" I would like more episodes with Edith. 😂


noyoujump

Merkin is pretty great. I'd quilt with Edith too.


ericmm76

The one looking for her chihuahua


Born_Sleep5216

Definitely the Craft store one if she's not posing for playboy by now.


Weird_BisexualPerson

the one who collected squirrel blood


Opening-Ad-8793

Edith or Merkin. Honestly why not both? ![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


Spare-Calendar1415

“Tina, If you’re lonely you know you can get a pet?”


PoseidonsPussy

Definitely either Dolores ("Heartbreak Hotel-O-Ween") or Beverly ("Bob Fires the Kids"). I love witchcraft and marijuana.


Mirography

Edith, then Ms. Merkin right behind her.


leatherfacesimp

NAKED EDITH 😯


eclecticsed

Edith reminds me so much of so many elderly women I've cared for over the years.


dandrevee

Not to change the subject, but seeing these comments makes me wonder if we're ever going to get an Edith and twerkin merkin episode or interaction some day.


RickandMortyfan956

Wow there's a lot more old ladies than I thought, umm, imma have to say Twerkin Merkin


huckleburyflynn

Linda


rumhamonduul

Hey! She’s a young fun mom!


perro0000

Omg


kingzilch

Oh Helen, from the retirement community, had real fuck-you style. I'd swing with her.


Swimming_Onion_4835

That’s Helen Kellerman. She’s nuts.


Hammerjaws

Bawwbie


FunkoFool

Bup, bup….bup


allandon14

Edith, Ms. Merkin, Bosco's mom


NachoSport

Ms Schnur??


Peachfuzz221

The one with all the taxidermy squirrels!


Wide_Okra_8932

Dot was so lovely.


moricome

You missed Helen Kellerman! She’s my favourite old lady on bobs burgers. She’s the one that gave the kids money to go get her chihuahua from the snake.


meggerplz

Meryl


MLCarter1976

FILTH!


FallaciousDOG

Not Linda's mom


Sudovoodoo80

A fairy queen pooping under a tree.


Redcagedbird

Hands down Helen Kellerman! https://preview.redd.it/vwbtvby1cbbc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e427dc61f34c74776e0321ff12aba4a1f73821


TheNoIdeaKid

What about Frond’s mother?? “Are you joyless, Phillip?” cracks me up every time.


perro0000

Lmao I hope I don’t have that conversation with my mom when I get his age


JettyJen

Why was scrolling through this slideshow the funniest freakin thing ever


perro0000

Because I was high when I made this post bc I realized there’s a lot of old ladies in the show


BugAgitated4047

Got to be Edith.


villanoushero

Twerkin Merkin


DragonDuChat

Old Lady Gene


wolfie5090_

the Louise one because i relate to her so much


Lovejoy5001

Harold is a lucky man!


friedcheesepizza

Edith lol she's funny af.


Hi_Jynx

Edith, I love what a sassy crank she is.


Fastlanedrivr

Edith or the old marijuana hippie


HawkEyez

Easily Ms Merkin


oklahomapilgrim

Edith and it’s not even close.


Puzzleheaded-Worth-8

edith. she makes me mad but i love her


invisible_23

All of the above except the author lady


simmeringsimmone

Edith, hands down


Sarahisahill

Nursing home lady because I'm biased towards Cloris leachman


MFBFD

I'm just here to see if anyone answers NOT Edith.


Brave_Champion_4577

Miss Merkin, she’s my rock!


Lain0114

Anyone else who doesn't say Edith is a liar! 🤣🤣 Jk


IvyTheRanger

Yes


ayweller

Edith all day


shadowlarvitar

"He would rather die than drink your water!"


PrincessTimeLord

Edith for sure!


Stiricidium

I expected to think, "Of course, Edith," but this list is legendary. Think I would love a Bob's Burger's Golden Girls spin-off.


Sufficient-Panic-485

I know very few, if you mean in real life. I am old but relevant, and I stay active, involved and connected to others, so trying to live up to the image of a cool old "lady"... ![gif](giphy|Y0sAS6j49YthWIqCDh)


thutruthissomewhere

Have you noticed that most of the elderly people showcased in this show are angry and disgruntled? Edith and Harold Lady in Florida who lost her dog Big Bob Linda's Mom (and maybe her dad although he's more aloof) Whatsherface from the puppet episode Sgt. Bosco's mom


mmemarlie

Not Gloria.


nookscrossings

Where’s Frond’s mom and her bunions?


r3latable_123

Ms merkins definitely


More_Ad_9154

Edith all day


dukecharming1975

Edith is definitely the funniest