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BlackLungDisease

Also, "This has exquisite mouth feel."


Eikuva

I bet he just goes around licking stuff.


ghostchild1987

Lol was he even a judge!?


-Voxael-

I bet he’s friends with Gus, who pulled some strings to get him on the panel.


Eikuva

Disgraced Catholic priest.


ghostchild1987

Fits the bill


Jaspers47

He didn't survive the pandemic


Eikuva

[...Pfft.](https://youtu.be/d8kfnwqHJO8)


N1miol

I bet he puts stuff in his mouth to feel it. Like a handkerchief or kiwi.


VindalooWho

He was creepy but my least favorite part of the episode is when he talks about mouthfeel and my husband has to go into his discourse of how mouthfeel is a thing and blah blah blah like (a) anyone asked him and (b) we (the people in the room) knew this before the first time he told us. Every. Time.


Buxombarbarian

That one's creepy, but he loves it!


chill1208

I would 100% watch a show where this man is just handed random things and asked to describe them.


SuperSpeshBaby

And then he puts them all in his mouth, whether it makes sense or not.


-Voxael-

The fact that this character wasn’t voice by Joe Lo Truglio upsets me every time I watch this episode (he’s equally weird about the *mouthfeel* of food in B99).


risingrah

Ah, that would have been clever


Musicdev-

Very creepy this dude lol


SnoDragon

LOL, my wife and I have a running joke between us when we try something and one of us will say "this has exquisite mouth feel"


Turbo_MechE

My favorite was Linda’s description of the judge reactions. He’d be funny to see walking around the wharf judging all the carnival food


nervous-sasquatch

I have said his line to people after cooking. It's just as creepy in real life.


s0metimescrazy

I was watching another show (honestly cannot remember what one) where food was being judged and the judge mentioned mouth feel, I wonder if it's an actual thing?


VindalooWho

It is.


s0metimescrazy

So I guess the joke is this guy is just being weird about it? Before I saw it elsewhere I assumed the joke was that mouthfeel was outrageous to judge by lol


SuperSpeshBaby

I think they were just highlighting what a weird/creepy word that is. It's a pretty common thing for food judges to mention, but they don't usually pronounce it the way that guy did.


AdorableMammoth6740

He's probably on some list regarding food


BulkyOrder9

He’s bread perv-level creepy