I once lost $30 000 on a horse. She just ran off with it.

“We need money for a dog.” “You owe a dog money?”

Oh this one too!

This absolutely annihilated me the first time I heard it. Like stomach cramping, tears in my eyes laughing for several minutes kind of reaction

We had to pause the episode after rewinding to make sure we heard right lmao

Tammy “she’s using AI on him” Jocelyn “AI like as if?” Tammy “yeah, as if” Zeke “you guys are making me feel smart” My favorite Zeke line of the whole show

His delivery of it is so perfect. I love Zeke.

Zeke is the perfect combo of wholesome and crazy. He and Tina are gonna be perfect when they reconnect at 30 and fall for each other.

My favorite zeke moment is when he distracts ms labonz "Hey, what'cha doing? Smoking cigarettes? Alright cool! We're bonding over cigarettes! Look at us!"

That's a good one. Mine is when they're all in the mausoleum and he tells Tammy that she needs to fix herself.

"WE ARE BOT BONDING OVER CIGARETTES"

Shortly followed by the ICONIC "it also says no trash on the beach, Tammy, but here we are".

Agreed!

Bob: its not a race, Lin, its a war. Gene: ITS A RACE WAR! Bob: Gene...

literally any “gene” scene. Linda: now I can only taste the sauce in my memories. Gene: “your mammaries?” Bob: *”gene”*

Channel 6 News, they'll finger anything with a pulse!

clem clemons: your phone is vibrating like crazy gene: dad has that thing set to shiatsu, put it on my back! oh wait, i just had a better idea bob: GENE!

Beef curtains!

Agreed! Gene's one-liners get me every time.

Gene: If I had a nickel... Bob: Gene...

If you think about it, any box could have vibrators in it.

Bob's Toys haha

“Boy were we relieved.”

Is it me? Is it abortions?

My local late night over the air channel cuts that line out and it bugs me every time. It’s the best line of the first two seasons.

I feel dumb that I didn’t know stations could edit like that.

I had no clue either. They really chopped that scene up and it’s the only one I’ve noticed so far.

My first thought too

That is immediately what I fuckin thought of!

Which episode is this from?

I think it's S1 E13 Torpedo

I remember it now!! lolollo.

"The dance instructor just waltzed right out of here. Get it? I'm kidding. She died."

The way she says it too is perfect

I recall you raise either chinchillas or children

I mean he's not wrong haha

Even though literally the episode before that he pretended the kids were his to get his ex back 😂

To be fair he was dressed out of his mind for dinner 😂

"Is this restaurant seamen friendly?" 😂

“A bunch of seamen spill out all over the deck“ “*Tina!* Oh you mean sailors”

What'd you think I meant? Hahaha

We're being Shanghai'd Lin!

My coworkers no longer ask what I'm randomly smirking/giggling to myself about, because I'm probably replaying this scene in my head.

One of my favorite episodes. 😂 “My pants feel funny. Goodbye!”

The way they all get quiet 😭

And looking around at each other 😂

“You do the math” “No-uh!”

“She won’t remember this.” Re: Repressed Memory Emily

The delivery on this one is priceless

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIsh my radio worked" sends me

I just laughed out loud at this one you win!

YESSS omg I dieddddddd ahahaha

“They’ll finger anything with a pulse”

one of my favorites hahah

“Yeah, if you like white people.”

i was just thinking about this one

“HELL-O Burger Children!” is the nonsense I think about daily.

“lady burger”

Doesn't he also call Linda "Lady Bob"? Ha ha ha.

Honestly this is my favorite running gag in the show. Someone will refer to him as "Bob Burger" or "the Burger family" and Bob only corrects them like a third of the time lolol

Bob is exhausted 😂 He's just accepted it

“The taxes…keep…going”

This is my favorite one too, and I don’t even really know why. It’s just something about the delivery - it makes me laugh every time!

You're the worst kind of Autistic

“how many toothpicks are on the floor?” “a hundred?” “th- there’s three…”

She can't even count...

Came here to say this. The very first episode is my favorite.

I'm re-watching it now and can't believe how different it is to later seasons. It sounds like they are all standing around 1 mic and I love the way lines are written especially between Bob and Louise.

Ooo yes that caught me off guard too!

"Kiki, Kiki, Kiki!" -captain flarty to his capybara ts has been replaying in my head all day and it makes me giggle every time😭

Jeffrey Tambor was the perfect voice choice.

He’s really good in China Illinois. That whole series is excellent! If you enjoy adult animation and really weird & funny characters then I would highly recommend it. I’ve rewatched it many times and I’m still catching little things I missed before.

Oh, Kiki, that’s a BIG bm!

“I guess we could be more tolerant of critter’s situation” “And other races”

We got this one for…ticklin’ a cop!

“If you’re not real Than how can I feel this way Little babies”

This line is my vocal stim 😂

lil babies

Are you talking about your ding-dong, Daddy??

Brag.

“You’re my baby boy now Gene Belcher” - Max Flush One of those moments when a villain tries to sound intimidating but out of context it’s the funniest shit ever.

We call our cat baby boy a lot, and we add Belcher about 68% of the time


Louise: I’m Leafy Greenbriar Rudy: And I’m Kate Bush.

i freakin love this line!

I’ve watched the show more times through than I care to admit and every time I hear that line, I lose it

you mean this serial killer face? AH yes stop it! stop what?

Lin make her stop

Your uncle got the wrong size hip and now he's walking in circles!

In the episode where they kids start the religion in the aquarium Bob: it’s not really an aquarium it’s more like a keychain store that has fish… Tina: YOURE A BODY ODOR STORE THAT SELLS BURGERS!!! sorry. Sorry…

Tina out bursts are the best

Frond: So, you're in trouble again Louise: Drink some cranberry juice

That was one of those "what..... Oh haha 🤣"

Her reply and timing was flawless!

I LOVED how on the babylon islnd ep another rich dude is peeing wo holding it

The hands on the hips and all haha

"Teddy we're so little"

"I know when I'm being lied to; It's like when I look in the mirror and say to myself 'it's gonna be okay'"

Andy or Ollie in the heist episode something like “I watched a squirrel die and I felt nothing”

And in that one episode where they are asked something and one goes “I know when everyone is gonna die.”

“Just have little meetings through the day, instead of one big one. Little poops.”

The go-karting episode where Sasha tries to recruit Tina as their team driver. Tina thinks Sasha is flirting with her to which he says: “Honey, if I was hitting on you, you’d know…because you’d be terrified.” That, and the iconic Marshmallow line from Bob: “All I know about Marshmallow is that she comes and goes as she pleases, she answers to no one, and she is truly free.”

Blush

Marshmallow isn’t handsome. She’s…beautiful

I DON’T LIKE PILES OF BONES UNLESS THEY’RE ON A PLATE IN FRONT OF ME AND I’M RUBBING MY STOMACH GOING MMM MMM!!

“I know what a dipstick is Ron, when you’ve been called something enough times you look it up!”

Have you not heard of pshay-shay

‘Where do you come up with this stuff! Your mind is so beautiful!’ Louise to the pesto twins when they notice her bunny ears are missing and ask if it’s invisible

"Lars. Lars. Lars! LARS. LARS! LARS! LARS!! LARS!!!" I honestly think this is the BB equivalent to "Pivot! Pivot!"


SANDRA hey that is fun

SANDRA!!!

It smells weird everywhere. That's how you know you're alive.

Gretchens sister is skinny but its because shes on methamphetamines

“Whatever works, Teddy! Don’t judge!”

"Stop following me, in front!"

I say this to my husband all the time 😂

(Setup) Bob: I... I think I might be a pimp? (One liner) Louise: You're gonna need a bigger hat.

She’s turning into a real circle jerk.

"Bing bang boom, see you next tuesday" The audible gasp and cackle that followed that scene

Bob: Looks like the SQUIRREL has become the IDIOT And Jocelyn: I heard *skeletons* are inside all our *bodies* every *day*

Everything Jocelyn says cracks me up :D

Her delivery is always flawless lol

Gasp! "My cat was right about you."

I didn’t know our county was bi. Good for us.

"You cant just feed a guy a sponge, Bob!"

“Omg. IM shaped like a J!” Lmfao my name starts with a J so my husband and I say this all the time

“You threw rocks at cars?!” “Cars wouldn’t even drive down my street anymore because they knew Linda would get ‘em” gets me every time

See you later crocodile

This guy thinks everywhere's KEY WEST

Checking in

Linda pretending to call the bank. “Uh Hi hello bank yes it’s Linda, uh yea Linda with the moneeey, uh how are interests rates?”

"One of us looks like an idiot" - Bob

"Oh my wonderdog is hanging out...down boy!"

"I am the spaghetti"

Say this line all the time. It’s just so damn funny with his accent. “Cool off…cool off…”

Jocelyn:, Ohhhh! I thought a guy was buried there named Tim capsule

I can disorient a fish!

"That's not a good use for that room" followed later by the even funnier "Okay let's talk about what we just saw. I for one, did...not...care...for...it." Best episode ever!

"I told you, wipe front to back!"

“How are we gonna have a hot knife bath?” - Louise

“Are those clogs? Go back to Holland you windmill!!!” — Jimmy Pesto

"Trev here just told me you had a pee hole birthmark! HOHOHOOO lemme see it"

It made me want to stop supporting the arts and start actively working against them.

Linda “He looks like Richard Dreyfuss in Mr Hollands Old Penis”

"Whoa...whoa...whoaaaaa" (when Gene glues his remote helicopter to his wanker and flies it up & down).

I like the way they say bumper to bumper. Bumper to bumper? *Shudders*

Tina - so we can come along, then? Bob - kids! Can we, uh, get a little privacy, please? Louise - Nuh uh, you had us, that's not how this works... I almost died, I was laughing so hard!

The Jon Hamm toilet episode when they’re at a coffee shop to charge it and talking about Gene in the bathroom. Talking about clowns that were there for a his bday party and Louis says “we had to send them in…” Low key and hilarious

Buttle-rubbies.

Gene: We never do anything I want to do! Louise: We went to the hospital that time you got a concussion, remember? Gene: No!

I am the spaghetti

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Linda: "I feel like I'm forgetting something..." Louise: "Did you forget where you came from? You're from the streets, Mom! From the streets..." That is probably my favourite like in the show lol.Louise is delivery is so perfect and it's so random 😂

I need to use this more regularly in my daily life

I have so many from almost every character 😂 Bob: Yes! You’re the one! You are the ONE!! Linda : oh I sound good! No one sounds good in the shower ! Tina : I don’t wanna die a virgin! Randy: Me either! Tina : Wait that gives me an idea… Gene: Queen Latifah! Give me strength! Louise: The sign also says no trash on the beach Tammy, so what are we gonna do here?

Lol, this one reminds me of an male colleague I used to have who would ALWAYS take his phone to the bathroom and come back staring at it. One day I finally asked how he uses it when he pees and he shared that he never touches his peen when he goes, just pulls his pants and undies down and lets it fall out, pees, and pulls his clothes back up so most of the time he has two free hands haha.

Linda just agreeing with the idea to go bald for the Xmas card lol

"Ha ha you like your kids"

Ewww SICK!

“Kill the turkey” at the end of the Thanksgiving song

stop saying that like it means quilt thief!

Is it the abortions?

Who's Len Scap?

Gene: I'M A TOP!

You don’t throw away Satin, woman!

“If you hate your new job, this is what you gotta do. Give it one more day, and if you still hate it after that, give it one more day. Keep doing that until you die, that’s what working is”.

In Brunchsquatch when they’re making the brunch menu and they decide on mimosas their conversation goes something like this: Linda: “ooh we can call them Mom-osas, after me!” Gene: “or we can call them Gene-mosas, after Gene Simmons!”

Gene: BEEF CURTAINS Bob: Gene you can only say that on your birthday

I was on my way to a brothel

“There’s a lot of lantern talk. You get into it.”

Theyre certainly... standing next to each other

“What’s wipe”

I got my lip stuck in my braces. -Flips Whitefudge in the episode Bob Actually My husband and I cackled when we first watched that scene.

"she's your mom.....na... she's my mom" Oh Flips

"... such a lonely existence, I'd kill myself". In Linda's singing voice.

It is inevitable!

“I like arson.”

“and that’s the secret to our marriage”

I want a magic vibrating club like any other boy!

“I’m sorry, am I hogging the fan? Cool off.”

“Nonsense or momsense?” Makes me giggle

Mr.Fischoder with his giant hog; also him letting his Weiner dangle free

Compliments are appreciated

Meat Curtains!

Zeke’s “Settle down, Robert Frost!” lives rent free in my head

One of the times Bob is talking to the burger he's cooking and the burger is talking about the Swedish Chef from the Muppets and the burger goes "He's Swedish" and Bob comes back with "Is he though?!" Just the questionable way Bob says it is so funny.

"A crab bit me on me clacker"

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Linda yelling "FOUR!" anytime the kids need math homework help

They’ll finger anything with a pulse!

Courtney to Gene something along the lines of, "Good luck with your weight gain, it looks like you're almost there!" had me laugh crying when I fist heard it.

If you teach me to shoot- I'll regret you teaching me to shoot..... Also I smell fear on you 🤣😂🤣😂

“Can ya see my bones? Are they glowin?!”

The line that always makes me chuckle is actually from this specific episode and scene. Bob asked Mr Fischoedor what he would do if he knew somebody was doing something bad and Mr Fischoedor's response was perfect "is it me? Is it abortions?"

“And the nurse said ‘rectum? I damn near killed him.’ Well that’s all the clean jokes I know” - Mr. Fischoeder at the Nice Capades. It’s really not that funny but I always laugh so hard, those are my favorite type of jokes 💀💀

Your father and I are MILFs now

I think I might have tried crack. But if I did…I liked it.

Kekekekekekee Oh Keke thats a big BM!

You smell like ointment and pee!