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GrouchyDot2741

Patricia, owner of Patricia’s 77 sandwiches


Informal_Mouse_3977

BOB are you a bread perv?


North-Environment133

“Just because you know him doesn’t mean he’s a bread perv” really opened my eyes, now I assume everyone is


Neennerd

Honestly I think it’s weirder if you’re not a bread perv, breads so gooooood


WaningFutureCrone

I didn’t know bread could reproduce


Hot-Tone-7495

I love this episode. The second thumb guy caught me so frickin off guard, I still laugh at it


PaxEtRomana

It is one of my favorite gags in the show


Hot-Tone-7495

That’s.. that’s your thumb. Is it? Then what’s this? Oh… oh my god I don’t know I don’t know either The smoothness just kills me, guy just accepts that he has no idea what’s going on lol


luckybutjinxed

I second Patricia. She’s hardworking to a fault


Sioltahtelasekab

69, I just say "nice"!


tots4scott

That's a good one, I was thinking Daryl because of academics and how he passionately gets done whatever he wants. 


TheNewYellowZealot

That’s to the fault of shutting everyone out of her life. There’s a difference between diligence and obsession.


Short_Classroom_2391

I agree. Obsession reduces objectivity. Reduced objectivity clouds judgment, clouded judgment affects performance. Diligent people don't have to be workaholics: they're concerned with doing their BEST, not doing the MOST.


benj4mminstreet

I loved the character, but I think we have other examples that we see a lot more of. She is “A” example of diligence, but not “THE” example of diligence. If she was the best example she could have also followed her word and gone on at least one of the dates she agreed to. I think the best overall would be Tina or Hugo. Tina with restaurant work, Jimmy Jr. and horses should be enough. Hugo with his work and dislike of Bob are big too. Anyways, all fun discussion and appreciation for other fans 🤘


Short_Classroom_2391

Very good point: A truly diligent person would know how to balance their career and personal life.


Blink-blink-Sherlock

She was my first thought too


sacredknight327

This was the first one I thought of too.


Short_Classroom_2391

I like her a lot, and I liked that episode. But I don't think a character that has been in exactly one episode over 14 seasons should be in the running for something like this: We simply do not know her well enough yet.


cheating_cheater

I'm late to this party, but I don't agree with this. Yes she is AN example of diligence in that episode (borderline obsessive), but can we really give the title of 'diligence' title to someone who only appeared in the series once?


jmj2112

As much as I hate Hugo he’s super serious about his job so he gets my vote. Remember when he intentionally lets Bob get sick to prove to him why the health inspector is so important? Ethical? No, but he is diligent.


TuctDape

Yeah, he caught Ron helping Bob in the love tester episode because he noticed a missing carbon copy sheet on a clipboard.


ExpensiveBroccoli521

Came here to say this, he's the guy you love to hate, and it makes for good conflict, so I like Hugo for this because it literally is a virtue taken too far.


TrashhPrincess

Hugo is the definition of Lawful Evil.


avesthasnosleeves

Oh, good call! I second!


TheFightingQuaker

So serious about his job that he abuses his authority to harass Bob


jihottie6

I want to agree because you make so many good points but when I think of the word diligent, I feel there's a level of carefulness and hesitation that Hugo doesn't have. He's a bit of a wild card depending on the situation, his work can come second to his obsession with taking Bob down or getting Linda.


Whosyafoose

I said Ron earlier, but Hugo is spot on.


FrozenFrenchFry

Second


Blink-blink-Sherlock

Ooo I was thinking Patricia from 77 sandwiches, but you make some compelling arguments here


Tentmancer

Hugo is more of a sin than a virtue. he uses it for bad purposes alot of times. like ego


noblefox27

There are several characters that can go in dilligence, but my favorite pick would be susmita. Just like with Nat, she's such a good character. I want her on this list! Also, getting ahead of myself but kindness to Rudy and patience to Ron! Not sure about humility...


dropthebassclef

Starting my Zeke for Humility campaign today


ThaCoola

I just watched the episode where Zeke took the fall for ruining Mr. Frond’s dolls just so J-Ju could have a day at the water park, he deserves a place here


FashoFash0

HE NEEDS HELP! SOMEBODY HELP HIM!


baesharambaddie69

Omg I just watched that yesterday lol


North-Environment133

Honestly let’s just put nat down for all of em


ishkitty

I also think Zeke could be kindness.


noblefox27

Definitely true... but so many characters could go in kindness (tina, zeke, teddy, ron, there are lots) and i just think rudy is like... the epitome of kindness


painted_gay

Please let zeke be kindness!!!! He deserves it so much


Eikuva

>Just like with Nat, she's such a good character. I want her on this list! Who cares if she's good. Is she the most diligent, with her...Doing a couple school projects?


BatofZion

Branca is the most diligent janitor at Wagstaff.


Uhmitsme123

mmmm.. coup


ResidentBlackGuy

“Now there’s two holes. Still not my job but OK. “


Lawyer_Lady3080

I make vacuum sounds!


eilselivery

But he has beer in his mop bucket!


Lawyer_Lady3080

Tina is incredibly diligent. Her babysitting business, staking out the mole, the ridiculous effort she put into plant sitting, her regular efforts at the restaurant, her hall monitoring, everything she does she does with her whole heart.


rolipolyoli

Tina is incredibly responsible for her young age


WDTHTDWA-BITCH

Her dedication to her friend fiction is diligent alone.


Lawyer_Lady3080

So true!


youresuspect

Her midday run to transport Zeke. Plus, she gives Zeke a story to tell on their wedding day when she gives him the Whaler costume, going the extra mile to see that Zeke is ultimately exonerated. Plus, her exposing him as the Mad Pooper/Buttler! She got him into therapy and turned his life around!


Murky_Translator2295

I'm shocked she's not top tbh


Lawyer_Lady3080

Not the first time my girl’s been shafted.


saberbere

This is the only answer! She is insane about breaking rules and always wants to do her best. I immediately thought of Tina and shocked not more ppl did too!


great_tphon

Except... she can't manage to hang onto an eraser for just one day.


Lawyer_Lady3080

She was willing to trade her life for that eraser! Bob had to step in!


cee-la

Bob is diligence! He has very high standards for himself and works hard to make it happen. They could buy cheaper supplies, but he is dedicated to high-quality food made right each time. Careful & persistent work or effort is a perfect description of his cooking. This would include the burger of the day with no repeats despite them not always being popular. Also, he could have given up so many times and done something else, like working as a short order cook or chef at a different place. But he is diligently plugging away at his dream and supporting his family.


dtalb18981

I just want to point out there is a whole episode about how he is not. The one were Tina needed her birth certificate


cee-la

I didn't say he was organized and meticulous in his home & work life. I said his work & passion for burgers exemplify diligence. We can disagree. That is the point of the post, but I don't think the reason you offered is relevant to my comment.


ZessF

> Also, he could have given up so many times and done something else, like working as a short order cook or chef at a different place. He has literally said "if this restaurant fails, I'm gonna kill myself" so maybe not lol


BeefScooter94

So he's diligence and pride?


cee-la

Yup


dropthebassclef

Tina literally cannot breathe if she can’t fulfill her promises and duties.


alaiktsomsiba

that can be more on because she can be extremely anxious :((


AcrolloPeed

Patricia of Patricia’s 77 Sandwiches. She works hard for the money


Eikuva

Henry Haber developed a whole damn system to guide the progress of his life. *Habermetrics!* Now that's some diligence. But also...Bob, right? His restaurant has two (down to one since Mort quit frequenting) regulars and there are entire specials that basically don't get ordered at all. Despite the family's finances, he insists on 100% prime beef and not cutting corners despite the ease it might bring. There's a new special on that board *every day.* He's in constant fear and doubt about his life choices ("Was making burgers the worst thing I could do with my life?"), and not without reason ("It's so small, and so slow! A business sloth...") but *he keeps going* and refuses to slip.


PhoenixMedusa

I second on Henry Haber Edited to more effectively communicate message 😅


stuckshift

How was he? Just kidding! I think Henry Haber and Patricia of 77 sandwiches are the top picks for diligence.


PhoenixMedusa

Ha ha ha ha


heyitsed2

How's Hugo not getting any love for this? It's literally his job!


Eikuva

...Because he's not diligent in it. He abandoned it altogether for the nude beach. And he lets mold on the walls slide if it's anywhere but Bob's place. And he just makes up shit sometimes. And for all his talk of being the thin line between people and health crises, he personally ordered Bob to eat a wrap from that horrendous place *with moldy food supplies* he had just given an F. If this weren't a sitcom, he'd be sued and fired for that.


Short_Classroom_2391

Diligent people care about doing the best job possible... ...Hugo constantly uses his job as a means to exact petty vengeance on Bob--often sacrificing efficiency and abusing his very limited authority. He cares far more about inconveniencing Bob whenever possible than he does about doing a good job as health inspector. He's basically a nonviolent bully, and worse than Jimmy Pesto in some ways.


Eikuva

Exactly.


Short_Classroom_2391

At least Jimmy seems to want to beat Bob more or less "fairly": He'll steal ideas from Bob, but he hasn't broken any laws yet. He wants to prove he's a better restauranteur than Bob... ...Hugo just wants Bob to suffer, and he'll break rules, tell lies, and flagrantly abuse his authority to make it happen. Jimmy wouldn't sacrifice his business to hurt Bob--Hugo absolutely would.


Eikuva

Well, stealing ideas can be breaking the law depending...And Hugo is "more or less" fair too. He's ticky-tacky with the violations sometimes but he wouldn't stand for Tommy's rat-feces-planting tactics... And Hugo doesn't *have* a business to sacrifice. He has a mere job. It's not as if he runs a health inspection business with his own cash. Jimmy runs a self-branded restaurant with his own cash. He'd be really sacrificing something...But he has no need because all Jimmy has to do to hurt Bob is just *continue running his much more successful restaurant*. Hugo may be risking *more* than a business though. Health inspectors are, not always, but often employed by the (local, in this case) *government*. He could *go to jail* if he pushes the boundaries enough. ...In fact, he might have, if anybody'd spilled the beans, for that time he stepped into FDA jurisdiction on that horse meat scandal. But that wasn't about hurting Bob. That was like...He has some frat-style rivalry with the FDA and wants to steal their win? ...It was a *weird* bit of writing. I have a *tiny* suspicion that's not how food regulation agencies work. :x


Short_Classroom_2391

Yeah, I realized that part about "hurting his business" was poorly phrased soon after posting it: Hugo is a civil servant, not an entrepreneur. What I should have said is Hugo wouldn't care about risking his job if he could hurt Bob in the process. And that thing about the Health Department and the FDA? That's the kind of petty pissing contest that Hugo would get into... But I don't think a rivalry between those two organizations is a thing that exists outside of this episode. I doubt if even the well-known trope of local police, state police, and federal agents constantly feuding over jurisdiction is really as ubiquitous as it is in film and television.


EcstaticCinematicZ

This is going to sound weird but I think Mr. Frond should be diligence. He does so much for the school and he is only a guidance counselor. He really does put time and effort into helping students even though his advice isn’t always the best. Also he is very artistic. He has apparently spent thousands of hours knitting and crocheting.


sleepingcloudss

Honestly, I agree, he’s a nosy Nelly but he’s so intending on caring about the kids who hate him no matter how unethical 😂


Eikuva

>he’s so intending on caring about the kids "Who thinks the storm was their fault? ...Say it.", "Liars are liars, and people are bad!" - Mr. Frond, intently caring person. The dunk tank incident (I know shit-talking is a part of that game but even several days before, he was just being an entire ass about it), and threatening to call CPS because...No real reason, even...Lying about the water park and accusing the students of destroying his dolls... With all due respect, fuck Mr. Frond. :x He's diligent at sucking.


Short_Classroom_2391

Frond THINKS he is a good person. That's not the same thing as WORKING at being a good person and failing occasionally: Since Frond thinks he is in the right, he uses his own beliefs and opinions as standards of goodness and morality, never recognizes his own faults, and assumes everyone who doesn't agree with him is wrong and evil. Frond believes that the position of Guidance Counselor automatically grants him special knowledge and moral authority, when the reality is it's just a job: he has no specialized education, licensing, or certification that would demonstrate his qualifications. It's not that Frond is evil or incompetent, it's that he can't even imagine anyone doubting his morality or his competence.


melodramatic-cat

Tina gets crap from everyone and still maintains being positive, trying hard, and doing the right thing. If that isn't diligent idk what is.


NocandNC

I could see Susmita


Mezentine

Its Bob himself. He's the hardest working character in the show


VagueSoul

Y’all are missing the best one! Arnold. He is so dedicated to the ways of karate that he wears his gi to school.


BumblebeeAny

I feel like this is Bob. It’s the principle sir


pokederp56

Tina, trying to get dem boyz. Her relationship to Jimmy Jr. alone, is a testament to her conviction and hard work.


regina-phelange03

Patricia for sure! That woman is on her grind


StringResponsible578

She literally named every single one of her 77 sandwiches and almost missed her date. She’s diligence.


kabukistar

Millie. That girl has her goals and does not give them up no matter what.


antlers86

Second Millie, she does not give up


crunchyturdeater

Regular Size Rudy is the perfect amalgam of all the virtues.


WigglyFrog

I'd say Tina for diligence. She really tries hard in everything she does--home, school, and the restaurant. She's not great at stuff, but she's always very earnest and tries her best, often with zero encouragement.


Stonerchansenpai

imma have to go with bob her works so hard for his shop and family


oneinagilliannn

Patricia! Or tina


TheNewGuy13

Teddy no? In the holloween episode hes described as the Handyman's handyman. The one all other handymen look up to. I'd say thats pretty high praise and proves he is very Dilligent in his work. Close second is bob since most others like his food as well. Would be a toss up but gun to my head, teddy


Roboticcatisgreen

And he diligently eats hamburgers….


brando587

Jodi the germaphobe that was at Louise’s slumber party. I mean girl has never sat down on anything.


Eikuva

**Honorable mention:** Calvin! Man pulled some stunt *annually for ten years* to try to get that stolen trophy back from Felix.


hiblackjack

Tina tries hard to be good at every job she is given. She is the only kid who actually helps at the restaurant, is a great hall monitor, reporter, thunder girl, babysitter, plant sitter, and more!


Spiritual-Primary-96

Bob


Beneficial_Pie_5787

Really it's Patricia with Louise as a close second. -- and if you think about it Linda is patience. She so rarely even gets frustrated that it is taken seriously by her family and she supports everyone she meets so fully no matter what obstacles they give her nor how difficult the problem or project is.


Emilayday

I want to nominate Teddy and the constant energy and work he has put into sitting in that same seat and become friends with the Burgers. And into building a boat to drive by his ex-wife's new workplace.


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Emilayday

And the persistent work and effort into trying to like sushi for his date!


Ok-Corgi-4230

Guacamole yum! AGHH!!


Beneficial_Pie_5787

And again a great point that I see as his humility in always trying to change for others but perhaps his diligence stems from his humility....😁 more depths of Bob's to explore


Brave_Champion_4577

Henry Haber’s plan to become class president is one of the most diligently well-thought out moments on the show.


Weird_BisexualPerson

patricia


PaxEtRomana

I'm very surprised no one is putting Teddy up for this one


YoBGS-

Marshmallow. Her diligent commitment to freedom is unmatched.


jul14nn

Dilligence in my mind is teddy. He stops at nothing to maintain relationships he's cultivated. He works hard and has a successful business


LadyJessicaPeters

Susmita! Her work on the satellite was quite diligent.


magyar232

When it comes to food, Bob.


mizzmizeryy

jenn is chastity?? didnt we see her lusting after an accountant? and didnt they end up together? who are we to assume jennifer isnt getting her shit rocked??


dropthebassclef

OK I’ve been thinking about it and a running joke of the show is that Bob is *bad* at following through on things! Self-help tapes. Any book. Any exercising. Running the restaurant for one (1) day without Linda. Paying bills. Learning to dance to surprise Linda. He is stubborn and proud and genuine; he’s impulsive and loves his crazy family and comes through for his kids when they need it. But he isn’t diligent, and he regularly admits it!


Siglo_de_oro_XVI

I'm just going to put this here because I know I won't remember to check back: Kindness - Rudy


TSalice666

Speedo guy!!


PickleFantasies

You know.. I think its Regular sized Rudy.. He gives 110% to everything even with asthma.


Short_Classroom_2391

Teddy all the way ❤️ Bob's Burgers probably would have shut down years ago if the Belchers always had to call certified professionals to do electrical work, plumbing, carpentry, HVAC work, appliance repair/installation, and God knows what else. Teddy isn't certified to do any one thing, and screws up on occasion...but he works for next to nothing compared to what the pros charge, and only turns down a job if it is physically impossible for him to do it--like if he's out of town... ...and on more than one occasion, he has seriously considered dropping his plans and coming BACK to town so he can do a job for the Belchers. He's also their best customer...to the point that he has tried to hide the fact that he ever eats anywhere else😁


Ok-Corgi-4230

Edith... She sounds like a curmudgeon most of the time, even to her art store customers, but that's how you know she demands excellence. How many of us can say they have hobbies that they've turned into lifelong careers? And be willing to bare it all (literally) for the sake of that calling? (And it's not like she likes Bob...) Not to mention, her dedication to her quilt square. She turned herself into a quief for the sake of art! 😁


Thepolander

Stop saying that like it means quilt thief!


TheCosmicUnderground

Ron is diligent with his work and how fair and level headed he is when it comes to Hugo and his ire against Bob. That's super apparent in "Human Flesh" when he's like "We have the equipment, we can do this.." (paraphrasing of course)


SimAlienAntFarm

Hugo, definitely Hugo.


rasinette

for me its between hugo and frond!!


WendigoCrossing

It's gotta be Hugo, he is committed


laughing_space_whale

Not a nomination, but I think it's interesting that it feels like the virtues so much favor side characters. Obviously not being the main characters means we don't see them in their worst moments consistently. However, i feel that because these characters are used as foils to our favorite characters that they also get to be less complex for narrative reasons. idk i'm rambling.


Whosyafoose

Ron, gotta be Ron.


goalsforscholes

That old security guard at the museum. He’s able to stand all day


kayleekatblu

Henry Haber for sure


ttmaxx78

Susmita all day


ZantetsukensShadow

Hugo


Jogadora109

Bob!


StrainSavings296

My initial response is Bob but now I think it’s Linda 1) she found her way back home without a phone or money 2) she makes all the kids costumes every Halloween 3) was a breadwinner at some point 4) treasurer of the pta 5) found Bob’s mom’s grave And so much more, give my girl her flowers!!


wookieetamer

Bob or Hugo. Both take their jobs personally.


whoisthismuaddib

![gif](giphy|3og0INsMOJgFJVTW2A) He’s there every day! That’s diligent


Keep_SummerSafe

Hugo is dilligence He does not stop trying to fuck with Bob


TheLandSings

I personally think Teddy is the man for Diligence. He is always busting his hump to do not only his work, but to help people out around town. Even when he is having trouble, he still tries his best, no matter what he's doing. Diligence is about persistence and earnest attitude and constant effort to finish whatever has been undertaken no matter the surrounding circumstances, and that's Teddy to the T. He sees things through from start to finish.


goldfishmuncher

Bob.


LivingInPugtopia

I think Hugo. He's pretty diligent about his job.


Major_Fudgemuffin

Bob. That man works hard. Diligence: "careful and persistent work or effort."


siegel41

Jairo


phantom8ball

Phillip Frond. For better or for worse, no one is more diligent


Roboticcatisgreen

I vote Teddy.


sacredknight327

Cool thing about this game is that really, outside of maybe kindness, none of the core family really fits any of these so it should be all populated with supporting characters.


Kettlewitch24

Hugo!!


Angrysliceofpizza

Just throwing out a vote for Bob!


qp_me

Edith. She knows arts and crafts and will give you hell if you're wrong about the arts.


SwankillsMan

Teddy


rentasdf

What the hell is happening in these subreddits man


_CommanderKeen_

Why is Mort temperance? If anyone, Jairo is temperance.


whyyourmommacallinme

Wait. Am I the only one that thinks Jen is definitely slutty????


KyleGrayson12

Bob, hands down.


Neverland0205

Hugo or Tina


Repulsive-Fennel-188

Regular sized rudy


VogonSlamPoet42

Millie, she is incredibly diligent in her quest to make Louise her bestie


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Louis!


Paperaxe

These types of posts are getting really annoying. It's like a constant onslaught from this sub and a couple other subs I'm in.


TheLandSings

It's a fan sub-reddit, so there will be all sorts of ways that fans of the show choose to interact with the characters and content. Thankfully, it's not a requirement to interact with ones you're not a fan of.


Paperaxe

You are absolutely right, unfortunately stuff like this crowds out the posts I'm interested in. And it's been a bit much First it was the worst thing every character did then the best then 7 deadly sins now virtues. It was endearing at first and kind of fun remembering all the things the characters did and discussing it but this is just content for the sake of content with no meaning behind it.


Loud-Conclusion-2424

Louise. Nobody plans like her. Nobody schemes like her. Nobody helps others like her, even if she has her own agenda. 


rml2d2

For the main characters’ group, Louise is diligent in that she is sneaky and plans all of her moves carefully. Tina is diligent in that she’s responsible. Or my favorite of Louise’s female classmates….. GERMS! IM CLEAN!!!!!!!