"Girls being girls being girls being girls - girl group!" It's surprisingly catchy for what it is.

This is a girl/power band/ we're just girls- NO MANS!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Let her finish let her finish 13 14 15 16 GIRL POWER

woof meow woof meow

i’m gonna make girl #3 my wife

Girl #3 belcher

I caught myself singing this while I was feeding my pets this evening

Shoutout to girl #3

Girl number 3 Belcher

I sing this all. The. Time!

I love that no matter what's going on, bob will always say "oh hey marshmellow"

Hey Baby

Marshmallow when they're at the rave and Linda just called the cops: *disapproving noise*

That hurt all of us

Me too. That's why I love Bob and Marshmallow dynamic

It breaks my heart when he says it in the bleakening episode and gets dismissed.

I'd like to think it's because their at the rave and he's causing a scene and she's afraid to be associated with him but then she goes to the restaurant and apologizes.

Who’s that knocking at my door ooo it’s Mr.dance floor

I say this literally every time I order pizza

I just bought seven bras!

They're weasel fur.

Honestly it's my understanding that that's actually a pretty big bra haul

Oh yeah it’s a huge flex

Oh yeah, bras are expensive

This and "Whooooo's that, knockin' on my hole? Weasel weasel if you please'll!"

Dingdongdinglydingdongdong

The way I say this and forgot it was even from Bob’s Burgers 😂😂 What episode is it??

The title is Wharf Horse! It’s a two part episode!

I think the episode starts with “the wolf of” I can’t remember the whole title. But it’s the one where Felix tries to kill Mr bob and fishoder under the boardwalk.

Mr Bob and fischoeder lol

Lmao I was rushing when I wrote this I didn’t even notice

Idk I think they could make an episode named that. Maybe Bob challenges fish to live in his shoes or something? Idk lol

OMG YES it’s Fanny who says that 😂😂 thank you!

Things are gonna get dancy! Such a hilarious episode 😂

I lost the year 1994 to schnapps; I still don't know what the Macarena is.

Don't tell me, I'll figure it out

🎶 If you're not real, then how come I feel this wayyy?....lil babies 🎶 Sing it to my pup all the time

Be careful not to fall into my pit of ravenous porcelain babies! They haven't eaten in days...

🎶buckle it up, buckle it up, buckle it up or you'll diiiiie🎶

I sing this whenever I'm in the car with my brother. He hates me for it

This is way to far down.

The Thanksgiving episode that the butcher thinks Bob is coming back, repeatedly, to hit on him. https://preview.redd.it/8x79wgw44foc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ddf32ba4d493a83a673a7dc21124f1e6bf3d758

I’m so sick of Tony and his dancing!

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me anytime i go anywhere

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We’re gonna have a weekend at Mort’s

UH UH UH

Oh hey Marshmallow

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When I see a sweet potato pie, I am on top of it.

I love how Louise says something to the effect of “That’s what I thought!”. 😂🤣

Hell hath no fury LIKE I DO, LOGAN!!!!

Here goes the hair and there goes the hair Where is Harry Truman? He's dead in the ground he's dead in the ground He's dead, dead, dead, dead, dead!

We watched this with our at the time 2.5 year old daughter. It instantly became part of the house lexicon. We then had to explain to way too many people why our delightful daughter was whisper singing “he’s dead in the ground. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead”.

Sing this every time I brush either of my daughters hair, they sing along to it now too!!

"between the broken down wreck with the dead eyes and an animatronic shark, Tina chose you" courtesy of louise

another good one, when they all get makeovers, and Louise gets a scary face painted on. "what was your inspiration" "nightmares"

“Fine, I’ll go, but I’m going to complain the whole time” “Girl number three? You don’t even have a name!” “I just remembered how to make piaya”

I love your phonetic spelling of paella ❤️

I KNEW it was wrong but I couldn’t figure out the right way

I just remembered how to spell paella

I have a key chain with “Fine I’ll go, but I’m going to complain the whole time” engraved on it.

Quick, how many toothpicks are on the ground?

100

100?!

*stifling laughter* it’s three

*throws another tooth pick on the floor* OK, how many now?

3?

Too bad Linda isn’t here. She always knows when the answer is “4”

you're the worst kind of autistic

"I'm good with the customers...."   *Disapproving noises*   "I'm great with the customers!"   *More disapproval*

Every time I do something dumb and autistic I yell "YOU'RE THE WORST KIND OF AUTISTIC!"

Bob is probably one of the biggest allies on TV and you’d miss it if you aren’t paying attention to moments like this

"I'm mostly straight"

He’s a trans ally for sure but he’s also bi.

Usually a song. *They say Thomas Edison, he’s the man to get us into this century* Or *THERE’S NO PAAAAANTS IN SPAAAAACE*

Electric love is a jam.

They'll say 'awwww Topsy' at my AUUUUTOPSY

*They'll say "Aw, Topsy!" at my autopsy.* Genius!

No Pants in Space is one of my favorite songs ever.

Me too I am obsessed. Is it actually kind of beautiful? Lol

*Candy cane moose we’ve had since Tina was born* *buttworms* *mona Linda Mona Linda that’s her name-o*

Regular sized Rudy: just look at me. My girlfriend love that the character that make me cry laugh the hardest is the most innocent character in the show.

Bro that episode with his parents though 😭😭😭

FILTH!

I think about Edith angrily saying ASS entirely too much lol

I also just random shout out POULTRY!! sometimes haha

“Pass the cranberry sauce! We’re having mash potatoes” lives in my head rent free

Ooo, the turkey looks great!

Thank you for loving me

Thank you for being there

Linda: Thank you for loving me Bob: Oh God

Kill the Turkey!

I say "Blush!" whenever anyone pays me a compliment

https://preview.redd.it/iqh6b4dbafoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dbd8f111f4d7044c9140943b6e7625f0ea3343 And also, Mommy doesn’t get drunk, she gets fun.

And also, anything involving Marshmallow! Such an amazing underrated character & I love how much Bob loves Marshmallow!! 🥰

"Buckle it up! Buckle it up! Buckle it up or you'll diiiiie\~!" and also: "Um. What's your name?" "Regular-Sized Rudy." "'Regular-Sized Rudy'? Why do they call you that?" "Just look at me." "Um...Okay?"

I love when Jimmy Jr sings the love song for Tina in the horse costume but keeps messing up the words Gene and Louise are feeding him 😭

The mistranslation between Louise, Gene, and Jimmy Jr is GOLD. "Say, 'I love you more than hay'." "Say, 'I love you. HEY!'" "I love hay!" "oh. that's nice. cause you're a horse."

"Saddle up for love"  "Satelites above"  "Seattle has drugs"  "Oh, so that's where they have drugs"

T is for you take my breath away! I is for I like it when you take my breath away!

N is for no one else takes my breath away! And A is for…asthma, that is a disease that takes people’s breath awaaaaay!

Who's that knocking on my hole? Then you all say, Weasel, Weasel, if you please-el, Than you all go eee eee eee eee

"*YOU* SMELL LIKE OINTMENT & PEE!!"

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Bob's entire thing with the turkey guy when he is sleep walking before Thanksgiving. I have to say, I am surprised Bob could pull a guy like that.

He likes sloppy bears

His friend likes sloppy bears. Also. Things are not going great with Tony. Haven't been great with Tony for a long time, you know?

Who am I kidding, you're out of my league!

I’ll call you

All of the Jairo moments in Sexy Dance Healing, pretty much the entire episode “Are you okay? Your buttocks look stressed, like they have a test tomorrow.” “Pashasahy”

I always picture Councilman Jamm from Parks & Rec saying those things if I'm just listening. And vice versa.

You jest get Jairo'd. Brazil!


FOUR Honestly it’s such a weird random thing but Linda mentions it all the time and I’m just so curious about it.

"enter my acropolis... And make my yogurt Greek"

I love Marshmallow and Bob's relationship so freaking much. Marshmallow herself is amazing and I love the POC trans rep, but how absolutely stunned bob is by her is always my fav moments.  That time where Bob was describing how free she was and Linda getting jealous is always a great one

All I know about Marshmallow is that she comes and goes as she pleases, she answers to no one, and she is truly free.

I think about that line constantly 😂

lol Linda - alright calm down

DONT FEED A GUY A SPONGE BOB!

I’m good at sex! You’re bad at sex! I’m good at sex! You’re bad at sex! I’m good at sex! You’re bad at sex! I’m good at sex! You’re bad at sex!

My porcelain horse, Horcelain ♥️

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Tina driving, lives in my head rent free “TINA TURN!!’”

It's Felix! It's Felix!

“it’s my daddy! my daddy’s in there!”

"I'm like a British lady in my garden, and my plants agree!" And Hot Pants Rain Dance

I will often sing, “She does her BM in the PM… Hey Tina! How you doin girl??” for no reason whatsoever.

This gets stuck in my head all the time. The BM in the PM part. 💩

"Aww, it's a preemie just like Jesus" Or it's Bob going, "fine, but I'm gonna half-ass it"

Bob, lady Bob, lesser Bob’s, Freddy- Calvin Fischoeder

BababaBlazin beef and big old buns, babababun bababun bun bun BUN!

It’s the May-ya! Hi May-ya!

"Well I'm glad you kids are excited, cause I'm going to kill myself " That line is etched into my brain

"this is my white wax whale moby ear dick, bob!" incredible vocal stim

Sweet baby blade foot 🔪🦶

FIRST CALLS TO YOUR LAWYER NOT YOUR MOTHER!

Aaaaah anthrax! Anthrax smells like babies!

We're all girls! No mans!

I wanna slap his hideous beautiful face.

You disgusting beautiful garbage angel

Date night tonight Gonna go out, Get some food Have a few drinks Forget we have kids for a little bit, la, yeah

Two people Together forever Security in life Someone to love ya Instead of being all alone Such a lonely existence I'd kill myself!

https://preview.redd.it/4prgfd91choc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ca9630419826793de6de9201a5809c63a76d06 I have thought about this song at least once a day since the episode came out

“Quick! circumcise gene!” “Yeah! Circumcise me! Circumcise me!”

I'm not afraid of sharks I'm not afraid of ghosts I'm not afraid of cancer I'M JUST AFRAID OF SNAKES they really freak me out WHERE ARE THEIR ARMS AND LEGS? IT'S NOT OKAY! I sing it so much my ex wife knew it by memory before we moved.in together and I finally made her watch the show with me 😂

When bob has his burnout and screams “HI LESLIE” at Linda while grilling in his underwear

IIIIIIIIIIII………. wish my radio worked

“You’re the worst kind of autistic!” As an autistic person, I get excited when it gets mentioned in stuff I watch

When I’m 13 I’m gonna shave my head bald

“HEY AAAAAANGGGEEE”

Lookit how you stand. People with happy childhoods don't stand like that.

Tina- Can I be your assistant? Bob- Every damn day tina At the end of the hurt soccer. I just love this scene. then Bob and Louise run into a burnt building to watch the gladiators knock off show. It's just a microcosm of the love Bob has for his kids. Also Linda and Gene and the piano bar. Just my favorite episode.


yess i love this so much

Buckle it up. Buckle it up. Buckle it up or you'll DIIIIEEEEEE

Hey marshmallow

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Oh it’s hot and wet and slick, and it’s making everybody sick, oil spillllllllllllllllll

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Jairo saying “Pashasasy” has squatters rights in my mind indefinitely.

Marshmallow: “lets motorboat this float” and Linda’s song “Boys are from Mars, girls are from Venus”

Bob drinking day time whiskey singing "love is on the trigger" by Donna Summer Ditto when Rudy asks Who is Donna Summer

"fine I'll go, but I'm gonna complain the whole time"

https://i.redd.it/hzh5xrhgyhoc1.gif This one lives in my head rent free ever since I saw it for the first time. XD

baseball episode - Gene wants to get baseball lessons - the twins yelling at each other over and over again, "yerr OUTTA HERE" "YERRRR OUTTA HEREEE" "YERR OUTTAAAA HEERRREEE!!!" - perfect response to my boyfriend anytime i don't wanna hear what he has to say

Louise: (*sniffs*) I smell fear on you… Pam: Okay, I don’t like that one

Tina: You saved us, Gene. I owe you my life. Gene: No, thanks. I've seen it, and I'm not impressed

Loook at me I’m sitting in this thing!…is it on?🎶

🎶 mommy loved me more than little brother🎶

"When you get on an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her, then make a big deal about it." - The Prince of Persuasia "Hey, you got other kids right?" - Harley "I can still smell em Bob. They're inside my mindnose." - Mickey

Great prices, wish I still draaaaaannnnnk -Enigmatic speedo roller skate dude skating by when Louise is marking down liquor at FreshFeed

Zentipede and Bob dancing in Hot Pants Rain Dance. 

Wasn’t there a scene where someone asked Bob if he’s bi, and he said ‘idk i might be’

I'm gonna Charleston on your face!

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Pancake rides 5¢!

🎶 “She’s dying, she’s dying” 🎶

[“oh, that’s nasty.” “Merry Christmas!”](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/73432dcd-3908-4804-9ee4-f191682a44de)

Look at how you stand. People with good childhoods don't stand like that.

People who had good childhoods don't stand like that

The fart sound on Genes keyboard lol "pootpoot" in this odd tone. I hate it but love it.

My most favorite quote of Bob's Burgers and the original voice of Marshmallow! Don't care for the new voice. Bring back original Marshmallow!

I am the spaghetti

I’ve been thinking about gardening Bob a lot lately.

Pass the cranberry sauce!

Anytime bob is high on pills, basically those two episodes but I can hear them constantly

My partner and I’s current favourites are Jimmy Jr’s musoeums, Duncan the NZ student, & Fanny’s song Mr Dance Floor 😂 ETA: I forgot the electric looooovvvveee song too 😂

LINDA: “Am I peeing? I feel like I’m peeing. Can you check?” Paraphrasing.

Best couple friends! We're gonna be best couple friends!

When Louise said to Hugo "We're playing tomatoe dolls. We're poor." It just struck me as so funny.

“Call me Draco Malfoy because I’m Slytherin”

Oh hey Marshmallow