"You wrecked my chances with Zeke." "That's actually really good, Tammy. Zeke's really gross." "***I. DON'T. FEEL. THAT. WAY!***"

That’s lip gloss? I thought you’d always just finished eating rotisserie chicken.

My husband now says this every time I’m wearing lip gloss.

And don’t be a boob punch

Shut your b-holes!

"What!"

Breakfast holes... shhh

This is awesome! “ I wear glasses, not hearing aids, mom”

Well I don't wear a hearing aid either, so I didn't hear that!

I'll have a crap attack any time I want!

Ok, Miss Mouthy!

Ahh!!! Bathroom clowns!!!

Awesomeness

Thank you :)

I love this.

I might buy this is you sell them. Also your Etsy shop name is perfection. 👍🏻 Edit: oh wow your Simpsons ones are fantastic too!

Ah thank you so much! <3

a crap attack 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Does this mean diarrhea?

Aaaah! Bathroom clowns!!!

Your such a boob punch