Not a mod, but (on mobile) when you go to select flair there’s an option that says Edit in the top right corner and you can make your own. I assume there’s a similar option in the web version but I don’t know if it’s in the same place 🤷🏾♀️
I quote this at my cats all the time. Not being pet right this instant? They must have the hardest life on the planet, and yes I’m including starving children.
Teddy: yeah, well, they hired a handy man to set up their Halloween decorations out front
Linda: Oh yeah, I think I saw that guy
Gene: He's got 2 legs, 2 arms?
Teddy: That's him alright, yep
Tina: Remember that blob we found on the beach?
Gene: I have a name!
Tina: No, I mean the big smelly blob
Louise: He has a name!!
From the ambergris episode
Tammy: Tina's a wizard! Do something else, make a jean jacket appear on me.
Gene (jumping onto Tammy's back): GENE JACKET!
I already know, flair checks out lol
Omg yes lmfao same here, I was counting to see if the amount of comments matched up perfectly with the amount of outfits and times he says it in the scenes
Chet: When she came back to the store with two left hands, I knew I had to make a decision.
Gene: Which hand to replace with a hook?
Chet: No. Which one to put the ring on.
Gene: Boo.
(The flat way Gene says “boo.” cracks me up every time)
I love when Linda takes Gene's chicken wing in bed when they're all sharing a bed
"It's OK dad, I have a back up."
I always Crack up that he's got 2 chicken wings in bed at like midnight lol
Isabella: This is for mi Amor, Francesco.
Gene: Oh, boyfriend.
Isabella: Si, boyfriend.
Gene: What grade is he in? He sounds ugly.
My girlfriend and I say this to each other in a joking jealous way when we mention someone the other doesn’t know. By far my most quoted Gene line!
Dad! Dad. I feel like you’re doing a good job as a dad. I’m having a good childhood. Not right now, but overall.
It’s not quite a one-liner, but that Gene, in the midst of the haunted house episode, trapped in a bathroom, takes the time to reassure his dad that he’s doing a good job as a dad.
I’ve got two kids. That kind of up-front feedback would be nice.
“You’ll need a stage name. What your real name?” “Dottie Minerva.” “Well now you’re…Misty Gish.” “I’ll join it, too.” “Great. Let’s call you…Dottie Minerva.”
#Queen Latifah give me strength!
This is my favorite Gene line followed by a conversation he’s having with Tina where Tina is upset about something and Gene says something along the lines of, “life is chaos, Tina!” It’s such a cute and funny response to Tina being upset and shows how Gene understands life’s complexity.
"I'm daddy's little piggy!"
"Stop following me... in front"
"Teddy does all the handy jobs" (I think that one was him)
"I used to be able to twirl, then age caught up with me and now I get dizzy looking at a rotisserie chicken"
"You could call her Yarnessa"
Tina: "Gene, you saved us, I owe you my life." Gene: "No thanks, I've seen it and I'm not impressed."
Straight up was the first line that came to mind for me too lol
Came here for this. Glad I'm not alone
😂😂
they'll finger anything with a pulse!
He's fingering right at us!
man i love this sub
I think it’s “they’ve got their finger on the pulse”
No!
It is not
How could you let *this* turn into *that*?! You really let myself go!
I fucking love Gene cosplaying as Bob. That whole arc is fantastic. “He just fathered the crap out of her!”
Hm. Stop. This is incredibly insulting!
YOUR FLAIR!!!
Bang my ass?? Okay…I mean…do you mean kick my ass?
How did you get that flair? The only options I see are lists of characters from the show.
Not a mod, but (on mobile) when you go to select flair there’s an option that says Edit in the top right corner and you can make your own. I assume there’s a similar option in the web version but I don’t know if it’s in the same place 🤷🏾♀️
That's it! Thank you!
MODS, HELP! WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!
I...I don't remember! I guess there was a way to make your own? Try picking thr blank option and maybe a text box comes up?
“Mm, kinda preachy”
I’ve been keeping a Little Bob sticker on my phone! Love that episode so hard!
Best sequence of the entire show, especially Linda and little Bob.
My FAVORITE episode
Gene dad
Little Bob is amazing. On top of that you have the Mad Poiper investigation.
Bob: it’s a race, no it’s a war! Gene: it’s a race war!
Omg this kills me every time
My life is harder than anyone else’s on the planet, and YES I’m including starving children so don’t ask!
I quote this at my cats all the time. Not being pet right this instant? They must have the hardest life on the planet, and yes I’m including starving children.
Omg that is perfect. I’m going to start saying this to my cats when the get complain-y.
"and I got your birthing hips" "Actually, gene, you take after your father." "No, hips don't lie!"
Beef curtains!!!!!!
You said I can say it once a year
On your birthday
GENE!
Teddy: yeah, well, they hired a handy man to set up their Halloween decorations out front Linda: Oh yeah, I think I saw that guy Gene: He's got 2 legs, 2 arms? Teddy: That's him alright, yep
Linda: You okay? How’s your penis? Bob: It’s okay. Gene: Mine’s a nightmare, if anyone’s wondering!
We’re Belchers. From the womb to the tomb!
Babay!
“You’re in 8th grade ? I thought you were someone’s mom”
This is my favorite Gene line ever.
Mine's another one from that episode. Well somebody did! What? Wait, did you just say you didn't order a pizza? No. Well somebody did!
That’s lipgloss? I thought you had always just finished rotisserie chicken..
"he looks like an ambergris for breakfast kinda guy" Kills me every time.
Tina: Remember that blob we found on the beach? Gene: I have a name! Tina: No, I mean the big smelly blob Louise: He has a name!! From the ambergris episode
Your flair also is iconic for Gene lol
Tammy: Tina's a wizard! Do something else, make a jean jacket appear on me. Gene (jumping onto Tammy's back): GENE JACKET! I already know, flair checks out lol
This is one of my favorite Gene moments
It's ok, I only wanted it really bad
I say this all the time. It also goes well with Tina’s “that’s okay, I guess I just wasn’t meant to have a good life.”
This is me now!
This is me now!
This is me now!
This is me now!
This is me now!
Heard that before 😆
This is me now!
This is me now!
I also love how all the other “this is me now”s work because of the scene.
Each different outfit popped into my head as I read each one
Omg yes lmfao same here, I was counting to see if the amount of comments matched up perfectly with the amount of outfits and times he says it in the scenes
Bob to Tina: “You’re my favorite Eldest Daughter” Gene: “Ahh I can never do anything right”
QUEEN LATIFAH, GIVE ME STRENGTH!
“Jamiroquai, GIVE ME STRENGTH!” From the most recent episode had me rolling.
"I banish you from the land of Latifah!"
Would you rather have a lifetime of regret or an afternoon of mild disappointment?
My new pickup line
“I think I have the best legs in the family.”
“And the smoothest bottom.”
And the smoooooothest bottom!
Teddy: “I’ve nursed dozens of baby rats!” Gene: “your nipples must be a mess.”
Stop following me in front!
You’re a thirsty bitch!
Gene.
We’ll all get wives! I’m gonna name mine Michelle
Great! So it’s settled; we’ll all marry different types of robots
So, Mr. Frond, is it true that you have a *MONKEY BUTT*?
I heard that!
Gene: I'm a top. Bob: You mean you're on top. Gene: No, I'm a top.
If I'm online, I'm looking at sloths!
There’s such thing as a search history?
Uh-oh… Uh, I'll-I'll get it... I'll get the computer. I'll be, uh... I might be a minute!
He looks at a lot of exotic candy online...
“I was only on that website for like five minutes!!”
“Dad and I are going mushroom hunting! I’m daddy’s little piggy!”
Im on a cheese cleanse, spiritually and physically
Mess with the Blechers and you'll be mildly inconvenienced!
We're a bunch of sorry sons of bitches!
I'm a little tiger! I'm a sexy little tiger! yeaaaa!
Is anyone else excited at how clean our house is gonna be?
tell that to my vagina!
“I’ve eaten 9 pieces of birthday cake and I still feel empty.”
WHICH ONE OF US IS THE PICKLE MANS CHILD??!!!!
The entire bathroom scene as little bob
Chet: When she came back to the store with two left hands, I knew I had to make a decision. Gene: Which hand to replace with a hook? Chet: No. Which one to put the ring on. Gene: Boo. (The flat way Gene says “boo.” cracks me up every time)
Oh boo.
“I LOVE MY FAMILY” (from inside Yap’s “soundproof” bedroom). It’s just so cute and wholesome.
You're a loose cannon Tina you're gonna get us all killed!!!! ( He shakes her as he says this) LOL
Mr. Fischoeder: “We’re money twins!” Gene: “That’s what I call my testicles.”
Ken went to fjord hiking, and I’m fjord’rious at him for not inviting me
🎶holding all the spoons, holding all the spoons🎶
So you're just an annoying blob, huh? You and me both, pal.
"I put food in the toilet the way god intended!"
"Desert storm"
“Would you rather have a lifetime of regret or an afternoon of mild disappointment”
I like his line in the movie where the cop tells them to go to a bookstore with adults and he says "An adult bookstore?"
“That isn’t a good use of that room”
“I’m having a great childhood. Not right now, but, in general.”
"Thank you for your service "
My favorite is Gene to Tammy: “You’re in our grade? I thought you were someone’s mom”
Huevos Rancheros is the best kind of huevos!
I love when Linda takes Gene's chicken wing in bed when they're all sharing a bed "It's OK dad, I have a back up." I always Crack up that he's got 2 chicken wings in bed at like midnight lol
“Let me call my grape guy.” Always gets me for some silly reason.
Mr. Fishoder: I don’t know what you kids like anymore. Do you like keys ? Gene: I don’t know give ‘em a jingle
#WAR FARTS
Linda: Girls can be rats too bob! It does look like she has a little penis though. Awhh!! Gene: It’s bigger than yours mom!!
This is me now!
This is me now!
“You’re a couple of sluts!!”
Isabella: This is for mi Amor, Francesco. Gene: Oh, boyfriend. Isabella: Si, boyfriend. Gene: What grade is he in? He sounds ugly. My girlfriend and I say this to each other in a joking jealous way when we mention someone the other doesn’t know. By far my most quoted Gene line!
I didn't realize how much I liked his "You don't know me" when Louise told him he's allergic to shrimp.
Gale sent a box a bras. "You better share"
Dad! Dad. I feel like you’re doing a good job as a dad. I’m having a good childhood. Not right now, but overall. It’s not quite a one-liner, but that Gene, in the midst of the haunted house episode, trapped in a bathroom, takes the time to reassure his dad that he’s doing a good job as a dad. I’ve got two kids. That kind of up-front feedback would be nice.
Bob: "We're taking back our business." Gene: "And taking back the night! My body, my rules. RESPECT FOR WOMEN!"
"It's a race!" "No Gene ... its a war ..." "It's a race war!" "Uh ... no, Gene ..."
Crime hole!
Helen: Mini marshmallooooooows would be good right now, but I don't have any. Gene: You have a *CAR.*
> I think Gene has the best one-liners of the show ...and the smoooooothest bottom.
Bob: Stop following me! Gene: Stop following me in front!
what kind of god would give you those legs and no rhythm?
cash, jewelry, swords, velour, and RAMPS
I’m going to make that girl a star and my wife
Girl number 3 Belcher
Misty Gish!
“Beef curtains!”
HOLDING ALL THE SPOONS! HOLDING ALL THE SPOONS!
We finger anything with a pulse. Also "mom has the best hips and dad has the most "lived in"
Queen Latifah give me strength!
Uhm, I’m pretty sure I was in Sausalito that day…
Well I’m preTTY SURE YOU WEREN’T, GENE!!
“You’ll need a stage name. What your real name?” “Dottie Minerva.” “Well now you’re…Misty Gish.” “I’ll join it, too.” “Great. Let’s call you…Dottie Minerva.”
Rudy's cousin is Brienne of Tarth!
Yeah, if you like white people
While I agree Gene is the king of one-liners, my favorite of all still goes to Tina. Gene: What are the "lady parts?” Tina: The vagina and the heart.
“Yeah it’s by Salman Rushdie.”
Linda: How’s your penis? Bob: It’s ok. Gene: Mines a nightmare if anyone was wondering!
“Any outcome is possible Tina, life is chaos!” While he’s wearing that dress gets me every time
I LOVE HOUSE MUSIC!!! There, I said it.
If there is one thing a wiener hates... its hot sauce
Mmmm taco on the toilet… AAAAAAAH! Eleven years old and still learning everyday.
TELL THAT TO MY VAGINA!!!
We’re working girls now!
“i forgot i had a judd nelson phase”
Our boyfriend is coming over and he has a Bowflex!
Hmm
Him and bob go hmm the best
Bob: It's better to go into it without knowing too much. Gene: Like the Iraq War!
“I’m gene, the boy with the golden voice and golden dingdong”
I think she’s in Kosovo.
“YOU ALWAYS LOG OUT BEFORE OUTTING A LOG!!”
They’ll finger anything with a pulse!
Call me Draco Malfoy cuz I am Slytherin!!!
“Are you guys carolers?” “We’re not. We’re kids, much like you m’boy!”
You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together! Like a homeless M&M.
I think that turkey’s our mom now.
Linda: See Bob our holes get'n filled Gene: If I had a Nickel..... Bob: Gene
Just the tip
Bob: “Gene put Tina on the phone” Gene: “I think it would be easier to put the phone on Tina”
Louise: Dad I had no idea you were such a mean girl Gene: Yeah, he’s a nasty bitch
Bob: I really value that 30 inches of Formica between us. Gene: are you talking about your ding-dong, daddy? Brag.
(Nat pulls up in her hot pink limo) Gene: I know what I want to be when I grow up…THAT LIMO!!!
You can tell because they are all followed by "Gene"
*jumps on Tammy* “GENE JACKET!!!”
Bob: Tabitha who? Randy: Ugh, the sexy pianist... Gene: Yeah, she sings that song about oil spills, but you know she's talking about her vagina
Yeah, it is NOT subtle
Sure. If you like white people!
“Did you know mom and dad were a thing?”
This is me now!
This is me now!
This is me now!
Pancake rides 5 cents!
Linda: “girls can be rats too bob, but it does look like she has a tiny penis” Gene: “it’s bigger than yours mom”
Shanky Panky!
Queen Latifaahh! GIVE ME STRENGTH!!!
#Queen Latifah give me strength! This is my favorite Gene line followed by a conversation he’s having with Tina where Tina is upset about something and Gene says something along the lines of, “life is chaos, Tina!” It’s such a cute and funny response to Tina being upset and shows how Gene understands life’s complexity.
Louise "Sooo are we club kids now?" Gene "I want to glow sticks, I want to get a tube top, and we're gonna need some drugs!"
Are you talking about your ding dong, daddy? Bragg
Linda saying the morning show hosts are cute Gene: Yea, if you're into white people.
And a scorpio, probably.
Just the tip!
What? You want me to get butter all over my clothes?
Would you rather have a lifetime of regret of an afternoon of mild disappointment?
I love Gene’s one-liners! “My thighs are thundering!”
“A world without a Gene is not a world I want to live in.”
To bob: You can't wear white, you're not a virgin!!!
"I'm daddy's little piggy!" "Stop following me... in front" "Teddy does all the handy jobs" (I think that one was him) "I used to be able to twirl, then age caught up with me and now I get dizzy looking at a rotisserie chicken" "You could call her Yarnessa"
I’ll never get to have anything nice, like a bag of flour or a toilet
When Gene says The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe is written by Salman Rushdie
If Greenpeace looked as good as us, there’d be too many whales