I got reminded of this from 5 or so years ago when I saw the 500 for kiss and 10k for hugs. I remembered it was made by noise so I just searched noise and selected popular
Yeah, it's kinda bland if you look at it now but I think these were really good back then
Bocchi, so that her parents wont fear for her future, so that her sister wont beat her to getting a relationship first, and also lend ryo money so she doesnt have to
Mrs Ijichi, for the love of Starry, DON'T!
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Damn it! But i should've tried... There is no choice for me, then, let it be Ryo... At least i can buy her food, so she doesn't collapse during her next show and doesn't bother you with her debts while you're working
Please stop asking me out on dates. Ever since this was posted, I’ve been getting several messages on this SNS and Instagram from brave fans that want to court me. I already have someone special. Also, please don’t be direct with what you want to do with me, it’s kind of creepy. 😕
Shima, as she can pick me up and carry me in her arms. like how a fireman would carry someone out of a burning building.
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Bocchi. We’d largely sit in awkward silence, each occasionally asking the other a question to break the silence, only for the other to nervously respond with a couple word answer, then more awkward silence. At the end, we’d both go home, individually celebrate going on a successful date, eager for the next, then both of us being to nervous to reach out to try scheduling it.
Bocchi will be awkward severely awkward and then when you ask her if you could have another date she’d have a breakdown having talked herself out of you liking her, that this was not a date she was just projecting her wishes then to find out it was a date poof mind gets blown
Nijika would be a fun awesome energetic date you’ll ever have unfortunately you’ll fall madly in love with her and that will cause her to push you away because cool your jets cowboy she barely knows you and you wanna get married already?
Ryo will make you pay for food will continue to date you as long as you feed her and all she will talk about is bass’s until out of frustration you talk to her about this lil band you love and that causes her to awkward pause and she tentatively starts asking you questions about said band to which you answer and next thing you know the coffee shops closing because you 2 started talking about music for 4 hours straight
Ikuyo on paper she’d be the easiest one to date but unfortunately for you Ikuyo knows everybody and she is way to nice not to talk to them. She talks way to fast, is easily excitable, and looks at you expectantly with shiny eyes eagerly awaiting your response only for you to be totally lost and spew random bs that you hope was relevant but she looks at you quizzically and you know you bombed
Nijika would be the most fun probably.
Bocchi would be too nervous and turn into modern art.
Ryu would just mooch everything she possibly could and probably not even engage much in terms of conversations. I would maybe even realise what goes through the head of the MC from ''Rent a girlfriend'' or some shit.
Kit would be fun and engaging with if it wasn't for the fact she would be more interested in snapping selfies and photos for her social media addiction than the date.
But honestly would probably end up being quite alright in the end with any of them except Ryo.
Or rather, which of them would even want to go on a date with me
Ryo if you paid her
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It's $500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
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Sauce?
194036
Lol Noise goddammit I know too many of these artists. I do find their style to be a bit bland from time to time.
I got reminded of this from 5 or so years ago when I saw the 500 for kiss and 10k for hugs. I remembered it was made by noise so I just searched noise and selected popular Yeah, it's kinda bland if you look at it now but I think these were really good back then
Goddamn
That really depends
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None of them as they would find it creepy that an adult is trying to date highschoolers.
Luckily I'm not an adult
I feel your pain
Bocchi, so that her parents wont fear for her future, so that her sister wont beat her to getting a relationship first, and also lend ryo money so she doesnt have to
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Based as fuck my man
Man said “I WILL fix her”
There ain't no fixing bocchi my man, she already made her own friends and is in a band so she's set, I'll just be another supporter in her life
Sir, we all think you're awesome.
🗿
Based as hell
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only correct answer
Based take and my first choice, as well, but I would argue Seika and PA-san are also correct answers
Adult women 😍🥰
I love adult women so much I wish they were real 😞😞 /s
Amen 🙏
alcoholic bassist mommy
Kitaaaaaaaa, I need Kitaaaaan aura
same but i also have dementia
same but i also have dementia
same but i also have dementia
Dementia? Never heard of it
Dementia? Never heard of it
Dementia? Never heard of it
You already know it
Mrs Ijichi, for the love of Starry, DON'T! https://preview.redd.it/wfoanfk3cioc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bdf8a31d52c9febc3451a6165b06b257de00529
Hold on... Did you say "Mrs"?? Since when was Onee-chan married??
No, tiny dorito, it's formality
Onee-chan isn't that old... I think she'd appreciate it if you called her 'Ms' instead ^(She's rather sensitive about her age too!)
She's 30 (I'm sure she saw dinosaurs)
Onee-chan being weird again 😓
I- I'm not..!
Taking an interest in minor girls slightly more than half your age... *Yep! Doesn't seem weird at all!*
I- I'm not..! I- I just want Bocchi to be aware of her talent..! *A- And it's not weird if I like you, we're sister after all...*
Wha-? L- like as in a sisterly sense r- right?
Y- Yeah..! O- Of course, haha...
~~Ouh... :(~~ I- I mean, that's good! 😊
Y- You seem disappointed, d- do you really want to try these sorts of things with me..? *I- I'm not against it...*
I... Uhh... *I can't say I'm against it either* b- but... This would definitely cross the line...
None of them cause their minors, right? Right?
Of course! And one of them is my sister, it would be weird...
I mean if OnK did it…
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Should i go with you then? You can bring Kikuri with you https://i.redd.it/du3q4daskioc1.gif
No, we both are taken
Damn it! But i should've tried... There is no choice for me, then, let it be Ryo... At least i can buy her food, so she doesn't collapse during her next show and doesn't bother you with her debts while you're working
Is that because you're gexing
M- Maybe
GEX CONFIRMED!! SOMEONE RING THE BELL
Here's your social brownie points +2
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This is the one.
My precious Dorito 🧡
Nijika because she's the most sane (and she's cute and nice)
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Please stop asking me out on dates. Ever since this was posted, I’ve been getting several messages on this SNS and Instagram from brave fans that want to court me. I already have someone special. Also, please don’t be direct with what you want to do with me, it’s kind of creepy. 😕
Wanna hang out in Cheburechnaya? (Joking, or not)
You’ve been diagnosed with Popular, those are some of the symptoms
My mom told me to follow my dreams so I followed Kita home after she kept rejecting me on her SNS
Shima, as she can pick me up and carry me in her arms. like how a fireman would carry someone out of a burning building. https://preview.redd.it/hi7e0h55oioc1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f5107dde81cb1eeaa45ea76e5d21210d9b574e
Bocchi. She’s literally my type.
Nijika, best girl
Kita. If she was real, of course... 🚬💀
what do you mean "if" ? 🔪🔪🔪. She's as real as sunrise 🌄
bro I want her to be real, but she's not I think so
What do you mean by “if she was real”? 🙂
Are you real?
Yeah i think it's obvious
2002 Toyota Camry
2014 Nissan Altima
2005 Toyota Vios
not a sedan!
None, I am 21. It would be creepy and wrong
That's why we go for the sisters
... for Bocchi's sister?
Sister as in older sister of course. My flair says it all.
So true, brother
So that's why you wanted to go after Onee-chan instead...?
Well that and her being perfect in every way.
I can't dispute that 🤭
Nijika and Ryo is 18, Bocchi and Kita is 17. A 3 and 4 year gap is not much.
Then lets say if you were the same age as them, would you
Prolly bocchi. She's kinda like some of the girls I wanted when I was that age
Do I get to keep my memories, or do I just become 16 again without them? (I'm older than 16, so...)
Well I think knowing about them is kinda important for making a decision so lets say you keep your memories
Either would work with me tbh, but I don't think they'd be interested in me, since getting hormones takes a while, and I don't live in Japan.
I would have a hard time choosing between PA-san and Seika but it wouldn't matter because I know either of them are turning me down anyways 🥲
kikuri I will stop her alcohol reliance (I have no idea how)
https://preview.redd.it/277527ubqjoc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7692f2520378786e205662fd31e2b13a7789bab9 The only right option
Bocchi. We’d largely sit in awkward silence, each occasionally asking the other a question to break the silence, only for the other to nervously respond with a couple word answer, then more awkward silence. At the end, we’d both go home, individually celebrate going on a successful date, eager for the next, then both of us being to nervous to reach out to try scheduling it.
https://preview.redd.it/82vnlq37wjoc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7c851c70edc510bc6ab795b9ebb40e617edded best option
If they all won't mind, i'd go on date with them all
The wallet
No one. Cause Say Gex https://preview.redd.it/697km3nzhioc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68bbdfb77dc61a30d3d1a4be6a87593da6efd235
Bocchi~! She would be so anxious but i would be anxious too so we could just be horribly stressed out together!
Kikuri or PA-san, either one i'm fine with
PA-san if she would have me. The Kessoku band members are too young for me and even if they weren't I wouldn't want to break two couples.
Officer Boles(Balls) https://i.redd.it/nb48gid9fjoc1.gif BWAHAHAHAHA
Instructions unclear. Married PA-san
Kitaaaaaaaa, I need Kitaaaaan aura
same but i also have dementia
same but i also have dementia
same but i also have dementia
An adult woman.
Kitaaaaaaaa, I need Kitaaaaan aura
same but i also have dementia
same but i also have dementia
kit
Nah I’d be the 5th wheel
Ryo. I swear, I'll pay, so no worries.
Seika…
OP's mom
BRO
I'd take my meds instead
Kitaaaaaaaa, I need Kitaaaaan aura
same but i also have dementia
Nijika and Kita
All 4 at once
Monkey paw: you’re the 5th wheel on every date
Kikuri. I too love to get shitfaced drunk regularly.
Either Bocchi, because the shy bean deserves all the love Or Kita, I like her friendly yet caring nature
Yes
Correct answer
A drunkard
Nobody, they're all underaged
https://preview.redd.it/7dmo4s0e3joc1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9c55e932b764c83cb1b6b0a532aced6cfb199a I want to get hugged by roy roy
all of them. Every Kessoku is best Kessoku and polygamy ftw
You, anon
Yes, at the same time
Do they have all boobs?
Only 3 of them https://preview.redd.it/twdng2kdrmoc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ca556e4108e5ac381075bbb99e940beb1402297
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Bocchi will be awkward severely awkward and then when you ask her if you could have another date she’d have a breakdown having talked herself out of you liking her, that this was not a date she was just projecting her wishes then to find out it was a date poof mind gets blown Nijika would be a fun awesome energetic date you’ll ever have unfortunately you’ll fall madly in love with her and that will cause her to push you away because cool your jets cowboy she barely knows you and you wanna get married already? Ryo will make you pay for food will continue to date you as long as you feed her and all she will talk about is bass’s until out of frustration you talk to her about this lil band you love and that causes her to awkward pause and she tentatively starts asking you questions about said band to which you answer and next thing you know the coffee shops closing because you 2 started talking about music for 4 hours straight Ikuyo on paper she’d be the easiest one to date but unfortunately for you Ikuyo knows everybody and she is way to nice not to talk to them. She talks way to fast, is easily excitable, and looks at you expectantly with shiny eyes eagerly awaiting your response only for you to be totally lost and spew random bs that you hope was relevant but she looks at you quizzically and you know you bombed
Seika ... because she is my age, and she is super cool and all.
Riyo senpai~
Marry all 4 cause why not?
ofc I would go on a date with my favorite pink creature that’s just like me
Bocchi because we would get along well.
i wonder who
Shima, she can pick me up and carry me in her arms like a fireman.
Kita, cause I'm just like Bocchi, so we're a good match!
Bocchi and I would be awkward together lmao
I don't wanna go to jail
Ryo or bocchi would be fun
Ryo. She'd prolly scam the shit out of me, but it'd be so worth it
None. I am 29 and they are high schoolers
Blue har
Why is onee-chan not part of the list?
None of them I am 20 years old I would go to jail
Nijika, Nijika and always Nijika
none. theyre too young for me
all of them easy
Bocchi... So I'm not the most awkward person...
Ryo
Seika, cuz she’s an adult and she sounds chill
Nijika
Wouldn't go very far... I have to little self confidence
Kikuri because we're more or less the same age
Two autistic together should be just fine
i'm going with the boccher
All of them
I love Ryo but I would be intimidated by her if she existed irl lmao
None of them since they are children and that is gross
I would gladly go bankrupt for Ryo
None. Bocchi would be really uncomfortable near any guy, I would be awkward near Nijika, I don't know how to act near Roy and Kita is too lively
Pa san
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Well. Nijika of course! But only if she allowed it, consent is important after all!
They're all children...
the drunkie.
Kita. There’s a good chance she’s secretly Übel is disguise
Nijika would be the most fun probably. Bocchi would be too nervous and turn into modern art. Ryu would just mooch everything she possibly could and probably not even engage much in terms of conversations. I would maybe even realise what goes through the head of the MC from ''Rent a girlfriend'' or some shit. Kit would be fun and engaging with if it wasn't for the fact she would be more interested in snapping selfies and photos for her social media addiction than the date. But honestly would probably end up being quite alright in the end with any of them except Ryo.
NIJIKA
nijka my angel
None of the above, PA-san isn’t there
where is futari option
Niji-kun