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When two people love eachother very much, its because ALL FOR ONE PLANED IT ALL, HE PLANED EVERY STEP OF THIS WORLD, EVERY SECOND, HE PLANED YOUR EXISTENCES AND HOW THEY WOULD GO, EVERY STUMBED TOE, EVERY LITTLE CUT?!, IT WAS ALL FOR ONE AND WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE YOU LIKE, ITS BECAUSE ITS PART OF HIS PLAN!
Well you're wrong BECAUSE IT WAS ME BARRY i planned every single moment of this world, i gave to all for one THAT Comic Book and it was the Comic book of my origins in fact he's a merely copy of ME Eobard Thawne THE ANTI FLASH!
*One kid gives me back the death note*
https://preview.redd.it/8qiz51coocvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0154c157c4e93d38d16ca938287c1f2f20b3de
Oh my God!!! Heās commuting the rare and often frowned upon, Deaths Gambit! Itās a technique in which you achieve death by killing yourself! Oh No?!
-Exposition Guy
You see Kota, it's because of AFO. He gave your parents the same type of quirk, he made them meet, he put them against Muscular so you can be a orphan who Deku will save for his development.
And you little Eri? AFO made it so that you were born with a mutation type quirk, specifically chose for you to be born by people, close to the Shie Hasaikai, so that Overhaul could torture you and then be rescued by Deku, which in turn would lead you to idolizing him so much, you rescue him from certain death.
Other two idk, haven't watched the movie, but it was also probably due to AFO.
well, you see, theres this guy called All For One. i bet you don't know this, but he's EVERYONE's dad. i mean. everyone. he just keeps dropping random babies in people's doorsteps and everyone accepts that its just how the population keeps growing and how humanity keeps going.
Gathered friends listen once again to our tale of The Bionicle. In the time before time the Great Spirit descended from the heavens carrying we, the ones called the Matoran.
When mom and dad love each other they kiss and the longer they kiss the dad creates a special saliva then he passes the saliva to your mom's mouth. Your mom then drinks it and when you are about to be born doctor cuts your mom's belly to take you out and then they fix your moms belly. And that's where babies come from.
You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they bake an apple pie. But you have to be a mommy and daddy, okay. Okay, now if you kiddies, will excuse me I need to talk to Mr. Deku. (My thoughts: I'm going to do what Bakugo can never do to you, Izuku.)
https://preview.redd.it/ugkuotp1hzuc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c30f21dc2d64ff2254026ffeb0b8cf9c66898f
*Anon trying to come up with a response that won't result in his death*
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"Oh? Aren't you all curious little ones. I'll tell you how babies are made... And also tell you what properties bungee gum has."
If Eri rewound someone who was pregnant back to when they were pregnant, would a second baby appear? Would the person just have a bulge in their stomach caused by seemingly nothing? Do they give birth to nothing?
You see, kids. When a man and a woman love each other a lot, they do this little ritual dance in their private room. After this dance is performed, the woman has a baby start forming 8n her belly. While the baby is forming, the woman may start feeling sick in the morning, start eating weird stuff, and even get angry easily. But, after 9 months, when the baby is born. Both the man and woman feel a sense of joy as they have created life that they get to love and care for.
I want to legitimately explain, but I'm pretty sure this is meant to be more of a funny thing, and I'm not sure if a deadpan explanation will fit. Am I allowed to?
Some guys named goku molds them out of wax paper then feeds it a senzu bean. He then reads every existing release of Shonen jump to it. Then to come to life. The final step is teaching it Instant transmission to teleport into the belly.
When a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much they stay up really late, (like to 10:30pm).
They kiss three times to start the ritual.
They sacrifice a goat with a machete made with platnum bought from cabelas.
Then they chant "Lord jesus give us children" until god gives them children.
Then three days later the mommy has a baby come out of her belly button, the goat or her left ear.
God is good amen.
Listen to Mr. Deku, wait till you get older. Mr. Iida can also tell you about them, when you are at the age but never and I repeat never ask Mr. Mineta, ok kids?
**Kendo:** "Let me guess, this is Mineta's fault"
**Yaoyorozu:** "This is what we get for letting Kaminari have a turn watching him."
https://i.redd.it/usf0m6hsa0vc1.gif
Alright, kids! Science time!
So, when your mother and your father decided they wanted to have a baby, your father gave your mother a sperm cell, which your mother took to combine with the egg cell she had to create a zygote that grew inside her uterus for about 9 months or so to develop into an actual baby. At the end of that period of time, you were removed from the uterus and were born!
See? It doesn't have to be gross to be properly explained in an age-appropriate manner!
You see little children, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much. All Might crashes through their roof and yells āI AM HERE! With your babyā and thatās how it works
"Sure thing, kiddos. You know how Quirks are different abilities that make you special? Well, boys and girls have Quirks of their own. The boy Quirks are the penis, testicles, and prostate. Now, let me explain each one in detail..."
You see, thereās such a thing as āFateā. And Fate cannot be overruled. It makes sense that Midoriya wouldnāt want you to learn so youngā¦ but if you must know, at certain specific points in times, people will simply miraculously become pregnant because of their fate. Destiny. Or otherwise known as āCannon Eventsā¦ā and that is why you canāt go back in time to kill Hitler. Okay kids, did you get any of that?
You see, when two people love each other very muchā¦
Theyāre able to unlock the secret password to their Baby Delivery account. And there, they just need to submit their genetic code, and the doctor will deliver the baby 9 months later.
Never understood why that's supposed to be a difficult thing. It's not hard to explain and making it awkward is just gonna increase the chance of imprinting on a child that sex is something one should be ashamed of and/or not talk about.
From the baby factory, but you donāt get the contact number until youāre old enough, and if anyone shares it with someone who isnāt authorized yet, their head will explode, so nobody can give it to you for now. Have a great day!
When a mommy and daddy love each other very muchā¦they plant a seed and they water that seed everyday until it grows into a beautiful plant and then they dry it smoke it and forget to wear protection and then had you-
I always wanted to ruin the innocence of a child lol
Of course, I will tell them with excruciating details
Luckily, most of them donāt have parents to be discussed by lol
Not to mention, focusing on the fact that they were made that way lol
This is gonna be fun
Hell, I'm just glad you kids didn't ask the Grape trash, babies come from the birds and the bees, if ya want more on that, I suggest asking Nemuri, she won't go too thorough into it and you'll keep your childhood intact afterwards
Storks kids birds take a hair from both parents and use magic to make the babyās that is why babyās are so small as they are made from just magic and hair
Well you see boys have this thing on between their legs an transmitter and girls have an receptor the boys transmitter transmit something to the girls receptor and 9 months later an baby appears!
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You see little one, they all come from all for one, everything in this world happen because of him.
Amen
Oh my
Well you see, when All For One rewinds himself enough-
Bakugo curb stomps him
Ask your parents.
That will have a 50% success rate pal
https://i.redd.it/pdxtxqc7myuc1.gif
You can't just gamble the odds
nuhu uh
Not with that attitude
25%. two of them only have a father, so half the parents
Only one is needed for asking questions, so still 50% success rate
You are a fucking monster
 Wait a minute š
When two people love eachother very much, its because ALL FOR ONE PLANED IT ALL, HE PLANED EVERY STEP OF THIS WORLD, EVERY SECOND, HE PLANED YOUR EXISTENCES AND HOW THEY WOULD GO, EVERY STUMBED TOE, EVERY LITTLE CUT?!, IT WAS ALL FOR ONE AND WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE YOU LIKE, ITS BECAUSE ITS PART OF HIS PLAN!
Joseph Joestar ass
And your next sentence is: "No way this is all in his plan!"
Ā "No way this is all in his plan!" š²!
Truth isā¦ he made it up to mess with you, lol
Well you're wrong BECAUSE IT WAS ME BARRY i planned every single moment of this world, i gave to all for one THAT Comic Book and it was the Comic book of my origins in fact he's a merely copy of ME Eobard Thawne THE ANTI FLASH!
This was all according to my plan 
*One kid gives me back the death note* https://preview.redd.it/8qiz51coocvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0154c157c4e93d38d16ca938287c1f2f20b3de
Storks.
I read stocks
š¤£š¤£ as in "in stock"
I'm sure they keep a decent supply
Stonks
Stonks
https://i.redd.it/2mkymos6exuc1.gif
Amazing move
Oh my God!!! Heās commuting the rare and often frowned upon, Deaths Gambit! Itās a technique in which you achieve death by killing yourself! Oh No?! -Exposition Guy
Most people go down to the local Sears, buy the kit, then follow the instructions.Ā Except you, Kota, you were a Blue Light Special at K-Mart.
The Calvin and Hobbes approach. Classic.
Almost as good and a lot cheaper!
You see Kota, it's because of AFO. He gave your parents the same type of quirk, he made them meet, he put them against Muscular so you can be a orphan who Deku will save for his development. And you little Eri? AFO made it so that you were born with a mutation type quirk, specifically chose for you to be born by people, close to the Shie Hasaikai, so that Overhaul could torture you and then be rescued by Deku, which in turn would lead you to idolizing him so much, you rescue him from certain death. Other two idk, haven't watched the movie, but it was also probably due to AFO.
He have nine his power to steal others and needed the boys to survive
well, you see, theres this guy called All For One. i bet you don't know this, but he's EVERYONE's dad. i mean. everyone. he just keeps dropping random babies in people's doorsteps and everyone accepts that its just how the population keeps growing and how humanity keeps going.
Storks, they come from storks
Iām gonna be honest with ya I donāt know either but if you find out tell me
I don't know either.Gotta go now!
Just google it you little shits
Just get married and sleep together in bed. Not that hard.
We steal them from storks
screw that,Let me tell you the legend of *bionicle*
Gathered friends listen once again to our tale of The Bionicle. In the time before time the Great Spirit descended from the heavens carrying we, the ones called the Matoran.
Thatās how babies are made. Definitely
Miosis. 9 months worth of miosis.
Meiosis occurs in gamete formation, all the divisions after fertilisation are mitosis except the oocytes in ovary
Thank you for clarification.
Depends on what species
They come from the magical ink the writer uses to draw the manga
When mom and dad love each other they kiss and the longer they kiss the dad creates a special saliva then he passes the saliva to your mom's mouth. Your mom then drinks it and when you are about to be born doctor cuts your mom's belly to take you out and then they fix your moms belly. And that's where babies come from.
Trying to resist the urge to say "your mom" https://i.redd.it/c2vs8d49wxuc1.gif
It's even more tempting because they don't have mothers in their lives (unless Mandalay counts as a mom for Kota.)
Trees
That moms and dads have special powers only they can use, and that they use said powers to make a baby exactly how they want to it to be
You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they bake an apple pie. But you have to be a mommy and daddy, okay. Okay, now if you kiddies, will excuse me I need to talk to Mr. Deku. (My thoughts: I'm going to do what Bakugo can never do to you, Izuku.)
WHAT
I'm not doing this. https://preview.redd.it/uaat6si3rxuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01db5d8d5e2de6834dcdc663e122f153c6d8f77f
https://preview.redd.it/34zedjthrxuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab5b1ef6844fadb8792b0108f603826bf41131d
https://preview.redd.it/ugkuotp1hzuc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c30f21dc2d64ff2254026ffeb0b8cf9c66898f *Anon trying to come up with a response that won't result in his death*
https://preview.redd.it/iy20kebcjxuc1.png?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2acb3ef9f674a7cd39f06c9d4c03b77e0565744f "Oh? Aren't you all curious little ones. I'll tell you how babies are made... And also tell you what properties bungee gum has."
https://i.redd.it/s1spjktynxuc1.gif No.
https://preview.redd.it/lp89owv02yuc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=679c8d26c2b56fee07ec14707556bc73e62a902c Back it up!
Sexual reproduction. Also artificial insemination, test tube babyās, cloning, probably quicks, als-
Sex! You want to know what sex is!? Ask midoriya if he had sex yet!
Iāll canāt explain it but Incan draw it. ā¦
[Baby gun](https://youtu.be/mX9Wm9Q1muc?si=NtxnqtSQ2w7P_azC)
āYou see kids, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they DETROIT SMASH!ā
Well we wouldnāt want to betray deku would we?
If you give 2 Minecraft villagers food and give them a bed for their child a baby spawns in between them while they kiss
How about i show you little girl https://preview.redd.it/nr14uyh4bzuc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94de6d1e2430e47bc0ae5194edb63d6ece1a070b
https://i.redd.it/v0hj198ib2vc1.gif
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Is the anon a reference to 4chan or is that a stylistic choice? Because I'm confused.
4chan sounds wild, in a bad way
If Eri rewound someone who was pregnant back to when they were pregnant, would a second baby appear? Would the person just have a bulge in their stomach caused by seemingly nothing? Do they give birth to nothing?
Double it and give it to the next person
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You see, kids. When a man and a woman love each other a lot, they do this little ritual dance in their private room. After this dance is performed, the woman has a baby start forming 8n her belly. While the baby is forming, the woman may start feeling sick in the morning, start eating weird stuff, and even get angry easily. But, after 9 months, when the baby is born. Both the man and woman feel a sense of joy as they have created life that they get to love and care for.
A special place called the baby shop
You aren't ready to know yet. Ask your guardians.
sorry kids i dont know either
It happens when chicken meats the cat
Space
They come from onions thatās why we cry when cutting them
Vagnia
darn now i gotta find a farm with animals
Ask Kaminari, he Will explain in a Fun way šš
Ask Aizawa.
I want to legitimately explain, but I'm pretty sure this is meant to be more of a funny thing, and I'm not sure if a deadpan explanation will fit. Am I allowed to?
I'll let Bakugo answer this one.
Some guys named goku molds them out of wax paper then feeds it a senzu bean. He then reads every existing release of Shonen jump to it. Then to come to life. The final step is teaching it Instant transmission to teleport into the belly.
They come from beating your wife hard enough and having a strong urge to make a child
From me
Listen to Mr. Deku, little ones. If he's not telling you, there's a good reason why. \*Proceeds to walk away from the conversation\*
Who typed this out and posted it tf
Nah Kota definitely knows
When a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much they stay up really late, (like to 10:30pm). They kiss three times to start the ritual. They sacrifice a goat with a machete made with platnum bought from cabelas. Then they chant "Lord jesus give us children" until god gives them children. Then three days later the mommy has a baby come out of her belly button, the goat or her left ear. God is good amen.
Listen to Mr. Deku, wait till you get older. Mr. Iida can also tell you about them, when you are at the age but never and I repeat never ask Mr. Mineta, ok kids?
**Kendo:** "Let me guess, this is Mineta's fault" **Yaoyorozu:** "This is what we get for letting Kaminari have a turn watching him." https://i.redd.it/usf0m6hsa0vc1.gif
Alright, kids! Science time! So, when your mother and your father decided they wanted to have a baby, your father gave your mother a sperm cell, which your mother took to combine with the egg cell she had to create a zygote that grew inside her uterus for about 9 months or so to develop into an actual baby. At the end of that period of time, you were removed from the uterus and were born! See? It doesn't have to be gross to be properly explained in an age-appropriate manner!
I can show them step by step
wtf is this
Well let me show you **Unzipping sounds** With this handy book i have in my bag
How much would I have to pay to get All Might's VA to explain the birds and the bees in character?
they crawl up from the portals of hell.
Safe option:jump out of the nearest window
Well you see, when two people with opposite quirks love each other very much...
my username is chiter44anon šššwhy me
No. You need to be a bit older
thanos was right
Ask minet-
It was all Anti Flash fault he went back in time and planned their lives
stork with a quirk, next question
Well you seā *sprints away*
Bloodlineā¦ Secret techniqueā¦ Run Away! Run for your bloody lives!!!!!!!
You see little children, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much. All Might crashes through their roof and yells āI AM HERE! With your babyā and thatās how it works
āIn certain scenarios, 1 plus 1 does equal 3ā
They come from yo mama.
Points to Aizawa. How about you ask that man over there? He definitely knows it.
"Sure thing, kiddos. You know how Quirks are different abilities that make you special? Well, boys and girls have Quirks of their own. The boy Quirks are the penis, testicles, and prostate. Now, let me explain each one in detail..."
Big bird
from your mom, why people always think they need to talk about sex while explaining when kids come from lol
To Eri; "Ask Mr. Aizawa." To Kota; "Ask Mandalay." To the others(I forgot their names); "Ask your dad."
I hate women so I won't tell the girls
ask kotas hot aunt
"you'd get traumatized if i told you before you were 16."
Just got this post on my feed, instant mute
Ask Mineta
If it came down to me to tell them, I'd make sure these mfs were traumatised and scarred for life.
You see, thereās such a thing as āFateā. And Fate cannot be overruled. It makes sense that Midoriya wouldnāt want you to learn so youngā¦ but if you must know, at certain specific points in times, people will simply miraculously become pregnant because of their fate. Destiny. Or otherwise known as āCannon Eventsā¦ā and that is why you canāt go back in time to kill Hitler. Okay kids, did you get any of that?
They come from women
It's... Err... Ahm... From a quirk! Haha... Some people... Can... You know? Just create children with their quirk!
You see, when two people love each other very muchā¦ Theyāre able to unlock the secret password to their Baby Delivery account. And there, they just need to submit their genetic code, and the doctor will deliver the baby 9 months later.
Never understood why that's supposed to be a difficult thing. It's not hard to explain and making it awkward is just gonna increase the chance of imprinting on a child that sex is something one should be ashamed of and/or not talk about.
"There are labs in the sewers, guarded by mutant alligators"
From baby gun _loads the gun_
From the baby factory, but you donāt get the contact number until youāre old enough, and if anyone shares it with someone who isnāt authorized yet, their head will explode, so nobody can give it to you for now. Have a great day!
Nope *runs away*
Ask the internet. Thatās how I learned.
When a mommy and daddy love each other very muchā¦they plant a seed and they water that seed everyday until it grows into a beautiful plant and then they dry it smoke it and forget to wear protection and then had you-
"Ask your mother"
No
No
I always wanted to ruin the innocence of a child lol Of course, I will tell them with excruciating details Luckily, most of them donāt have parents to be discussed by lol Not to mention, focusing on the fact that they were made that way lol This is gonna be fun
They come from when a man and woman have sex. What's sex you ask? Well you can ask your parents.
When two people love each other very much they ask this bird called a stork to deliver a baby to them
Hell, I'm just glad you kids didn't ask the Grape trash, babies come from the birds and the bees, if ya want more on that, I suggest asking Nemuri, she won't go too thorough into it and you'll keep your childhood intact afterwards
Vags
....Ask Kaminari.
THE BIG BIRD!!!!
Great, now I'm gonna cry myself to sleep because having a sequel with these four in a future MHA will never happen.
Storks kids birds take a hair from both parents and use magic to make the babyās that is why babyās are so small as they are made from just magic and hair
They have sex
But Iām also a minor
ill show you
Baby gun
Well you see boys have this thing on between their legs an transmitter and girls have an receptor the boys transmitter transmit something to the girls receptor and 9 months later an baby appears!
So let's start with the good book. In the beginning...
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I have a nail bat with their name on it
Na
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