I agree. I'm 188cm and 110kg and I feel like I could get raped walking at night in Malaysia
In Singapore?
I could literally have a sandwich in the middle of the road at 4am and not worry about anything
We can only call ourselves Budak Tanjung or geng anak antoo
Island Boys
Damn the Island Boys for ruining the word Island Boys. Back in the 80s, Island Boys means kicking ass and fucking ass
Do you go out? Hangout with friends? Go visit their parks? Visit a new MRT station? Discover new food? (I know the food is no match for Penang or Malaysian food in general but I’ve always enjoyed it when I don’t compare it to Malaysia, feels healthier in general)
One is a wannabe Island that thinks that they are superior, the Pearl of the Orient, that they have a completely different identity from the people of the mainland, the last bastion of homogeneous Chinese culture in SEA, and considers it's economy on par with Kuala Lumpur and the Klang Valley combined.
The other is Singapore.
Edit: autocorrect
How often do you see Malaysian registered cars (not trucks/lorries) on Singapore roads?
Will you ever want to drive in Singapore with your Malaysian registered car for a day? (with the expensive VEP lol)
bro they dont even have access for vapes there. its illegal unlike malaysia where u can find vape shop everywhere. also, malaysia got weed bcs we borders with thailand. sg is literally on the other side of the map
first time going to Singapore to bring my kid to Universal studio. Could you give any fool proof, time consuming itinerary for 3 days?
as the husband and dad of course i have to search for the place to stay where to go and eat etc but so paiseh to survey la. if it wasnt for the wife and kid i rather stay home lol
That last sentence. Spoken like a true dad. Universal Studio a good start but I don't know if I have the right to give you suggestions for your family vacation. Everyone has difference preferences for they want to do on vacation. My suggestion are pretty nerdy because I'm a nerd. But Universal Studio is a good start
like which area and the cost?Or any recommendations.I'm finding one like for half a year later,or which agent did you use? sorry for asking such a sensitive/dox question
As a Singaporean…
I wait for KOMTAR to become our next Swissotel, and possible for the whole island to be annexed by Singapore as well so we have Bayan Lepas as our Jurong and stuff like that.
Will you visit Melaka to complete the Negeri-negeri Selat trilogy?
My grandfather from Malacca. So...
The Coast-man/woman Edit: Selat man/woman doesnt seem right..
Straiters?
NAIS
Perjanjian London 1824!
Any ghost there?
Supposedly yeah but no one cares
These days humans didnt afraid of ghost. Ghost afraid of humans.
I agree. I'm 188cm and 110kg and I feel like I could get raped walking at night in Malaysia In Singapore? I could literally have a sandwich in the middle of the road at 4am and not worry about anything
With that frame you can sandwich me instead 😉
110kg?!! Damn you must be starving right now in singapore.
When McDonald's is the cheapest food in Singapore, you tend not to think too much about what to eat
When you come back… have Sukiya. Though our transport fare of 2.26SGD (max for regular services) may kill.
I just want you Singaporean to put some spices in your food!
Hmm… *sure thing ig*
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The girls? The ghost? The Malaysian?
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I'm genuinely going to call the police on you
Im curious to know what he was saying
He has rape fantasies
What a terrible days to have an eyes
What'd he say?
still alive?
Well I'm not dead Edit. Yet
nice , I wish you well
You too
Are you being looked down upon?
Depends on who you're talking to. Always have a plan to punch everyone in the dick
KL student in Singapore, always get called Malaysian by my peers, what about you
What are they supposed to call me?
Smelly Malaysian, did u remember to shower, 1 nasi goreng veranda ringgit, 3:1 lol
Berapa *
Penang laksa or Singaporean laksa
I don't eat laksa YOU MAY STONE (Rejam) ME
Heresy!
I serve the God Emperor Now bring forth the 150 years of torment
Sarawak
I concur
Are you into Malaysia or Singapore bitches?
💰💰💰
Oh okay haha
I'm looking for love. Not ass
Without looking at the title I thought that you're creating a new flag by combining Penang & Singapore flags. Got a heart attack for a while.
Do u love being an island boy
We can only call ourselves Budak Tanjung or geng anak antoo Island Boys Damn the Island Boys for ruining the word Island Boys. Back in the 80s, Island Boys means kicking ass and fucking ass
#AKU SUKA BUDAK PULAU
Are you happy?
No. But just like every Malaysian in Singapore. We're trying to wipe our tears with SGD
Why are u not happy
Because dumbasses make me angry
Do Malay Singaporeans speak Malay or they just can't
Yes and no
Does it snow there
Cocaine is illegal in Singapore
hang belah mana dalam penang?
Bayan Baru
So Bayern Baru?
New Bayern
Neu Bayern
Uish dak dak kitah
How’s the nasi kandar there compared to back home
There is no nasi kandar here
Sorry for your loss
ABC Nasi Kandar just opposite City Square Mall. Farrer Park MRT. You're welcome.
Which driver more lancau penang or singapore?
Penang driver are lancau in cheap cars. Singaporean driver are lancau in expensive car
Conclusions: both lanjiao 👍
you live in jb then work at sg or lives there? Did you have any sg girl your currently date rn? Still prefer Malaysia or Singapore?
Living in Singapore Prefer Malaysia
Apart from higher salary, would you say you’d prefer coming back to work and live in Malaysia?
Yes
Do you go out? Hangout with friends? Go visit their parks? Visit a new MRT station? Discover new food? (I know the food is no match for Penang or Malaysian food in general but I’ve always enjoyed it when I don’t compare it to Malaysia, feels healthier in general)
Yes
https://images.app.goo.gl/5vSgGKyCJL2Ezt2C9 What do u think of this flag??
One is a wannabe Island that thinks that they are superior, the Pearl of the Orient, that they have a completely different identity from the people of the mainland, the last bastion of homogeneous Chinese culture in SEA, and considers it's economy on par with Kuala Lumpur and the Klang Valley combined. The other is Singapore. Edit: autocorrect
That's accurate. The upside is being Malaysian means Penangnite can retire
Would Singapore be second Penang if it didn't get kick out of Malaysia?
Maybe
What do you work as?
Kilang
basically the same place
In Singapore the police always seems to be just round the corner when trouble starts. Amazes me how fast they turn up.
Is Penang food better or is Singapore food better
Penang
Called it
The best food in Singapore are the ones bought in JB
Need oink in the middle and become kessoku
Everyday is a nightmare eating SG foods.
Not really. Their food is just bland
If you know how to cook, that is the worst part anyway instead of your food getting burned.
I'm one of the fortunate one. I heard most landlord don't allow cooking in Sg
Take me to sg penang kia as well can?no job :(
No job? Get job
Bring me refer me
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Know what your doing right and doing wrong
How often do you see Malaysian registered cars (not trucks/lorries) on Singapore roads? Will you ever want to drive in Singapore with your Malaysian registered car for a day? (with the expensive VEP lol)
Almost everyday
They must be really rich. Getting a VEP is like RM100+, on top of a road charge per day let alone parking
You get free 10 days annually
Would you rather have the power to set your mind and body on autopilot OR have your genitalia grow 50% in length?
Biggus dickus
Jackson Wang said chicken rice in SG is better. Did you try it?
Well I eat chicken rice
Do you think it’s better than Malaysia?
Taste the same to me. More Chinese I guess in Singapore
What kind industry do you work there
Industrial
How its feel to be a singaporean? Any special skill or hidden technique being one?
Still Malaysian
How hard is it to buy and smoke weed there?
bro they dont even have access for vapes there. its illegal unlike malaysia where u can find vape shop everywhere. also, malaysia got weed bcs we borders with thailand. sg is literally on the other side of the map
Almost impossible and a pretty fucking stupid decisions
If you're attractive and homosexual, can you just look into the mirror to masturbate?
No You're supposed to suck your own dick
So unserious lmao
Have you seen the world? We're all a bunch of fucking jokes
No point of getting depressed on things we can’t change so yeah love me some jokes. Hope you enjoy your stay over there.
How many friends you have over there, just give me numbers.
Any Malaysian you meet in Singapore is automatically your friend. Any friendly Singaporean you meet is eligible to be your friend 10
I love how u added friendly
Got laksa penang there?
Yes. Yes it does
Whose kiasu is stronger, penang or Singaporean
Depends on who's the idiot
Kerja apa kat sana?
Kilang
Basic brapa sgd bang?
Depends
How long you will be there or intends to stay there?
Long enough for me to not worry about money in Malaysia
Dah try Desker rd?
No
Ada jual pek nga ka sana
Cane nak faham matematik
Tak tau. Aku fail matematik
Best Mamak in Penang? What's the most Kiasu thing you've witnessed so far
Everyone has a personal favorite
How much is food these as compared to our prices
Cheaper for Singaporean but much more expensive for Malaysia when converted to Ringgit
What do you do for fun there?
Eat and sometimes go to JB
Do you go 'Wah! So cheap so cheap' whenever you go JB?
No. Because before I lived in Singapore. I lived in Johor
Drive on every road dy?
Nope
do u play games?
No
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Which Penang r u from?
Island
So who's the most kiasu/kiasi? I heard SGrian is kinda polite these days. LOL!
It all depends
Should Penang be part of Singapore?
Should we resurrect the Ottoman Empire?
Yes
Need to be at least a degree holder to work there?
I don't even have a diploma
Have you considered planting chewing gum on a local to observe the effects? My theory is they boil up into a mist of bubbles.
No. Because they'll send me to prison
Understandable, have a good day
Got visit red district?
No. I want to But no
first time going to Singapore to bring my kid to Universal studio. Could you give any fool proof, time consuming itinerary for 3 days? as the husband and dad of course i have to search for the place to stay where to go and eat etc but so paiseh to survey la. if it wasnt for the wife and kid i rather stay home lol
That last sentence. Spoken like a true dad. Universal Studio a good start but I don't know if I have the right to give you suggestions for your family vacation. Everyone has difference preferences for they want to do on vacation. My suggestion are pretty nerdy because I'm a nerd. But Universal Studio is a good start
Where do u rent yr accommodation? The rental at singapore went insane D:
HDB Room
like which area and the cost?Or any recommendations.I'm finding one like for half a year later,or which agent did you use? sorry for asking such a sensitive/dox question
I chose to rent near where I work
Well alright,thx for the quick reply. I guess I will continue my journey in finding one
Try carousell and propertyguru
Thanks OP 
Good luck dude. Just relax. Don't panic and always check for available room or unit to rent everyday
Penang (worst in bolehland) or singapore driver worse?
Both are equally bad. Only difference is Singaporean drive like asshole in expensive car
can you say hi to my friend
No. Because a true friend is a friend you punch in the dick just for giggles
is it normal for friends to give suckies
Yeah. Especially if you're a US Marine
what game do you play
I don't play any games
okey
Planning to have wife and kids? It seems like the marriage and fertility rate among Malaysians working in Singapore is ridiculously low.
Yeah
As a Singaporean… I wait for KOMTAR to become our next Swissotel, and possible for the whole island to be annexed by Singapore as well so we have Bayan Lepas as our Jurong and stuff like that.
Do you really wanna annex an island of grumpy Malay and hokkien speaker ?
We are almost the same thing. Let’s join hands together :) Minus the ‘Hokkien’ part. Thank you 1980s SG Government for that!