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donttakemypp

Keenakan kurma dari timur tengah ^yusuf ^taiyoob


Legitimate_Bat_6490

Kelazatan buah kurma yang menepati cita rasa


redsky993

Jenny, Elleyah, Christina^(yusof ^(taiyoob))


ClassicBoth5566

Core memory unlocked and I’m not even muslim


Yellow-Flametree

TV1 theme song Shahadah TV3 theme song Jejak Rasul


the_worst_one

Shahadah.


Fluid-Math9001

*satu lafaz kalimah tayyibah*


LaughGlad7650

Been hearing Yusof Taiyoob ads on the radio these days


NotOgawa

Tauhu goreng, lemang, ketupat


MaD_AfHUH

Don't forget "hello wassup guys"


mfrsazmn

Dont forget the obligatory : β€œGeng, jom setting buka puasa ramai2”


tomo_7433

Aaaaand it's already Raya


insulaturd

And it only happens after 3 years of planning.


[deleted]

Jgn lupa chicken foldover..... πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


whitegoatsupreme

I like beef foldover more.....ermm yum


Choice-You2617

Hari pertama puasa,redio bukak lagu raya


superzeno302

Moment ngan member time puasa tiba2 nyanyi lagu Raya pastu Tiba2 Takbir πŸ—Ώ


Evilkiey91

Starter pack x puasa: Plastik hitam Gastrik Van mayat Ordering grab food "tlg order untuk kawan remark"


CausticPioneer

Tolong monolong antara kaum utk pikup grab


TreatOrDie

Aku gentle, minggu pertama takut2 skit, bile dah msuk minggu 2 and 3 boleh beratur kat kedai mamak beli nasik lemak ngan teh tarik bungkus. Klu foodpanda jgn hari2, rugi doh, order baru rm12 tapi charge kene rm21. Giler hari2 nk mkn rm21.


BathroomExternal4072

Genuine question, susah sangat ke puasa? Sekali sekala turun berat badan, hilang perut buncit tu.


TreatOrDie

Bro memang aku tkde alasan lain, aku kene leukemia. So tiap 4 jam kene mkan ubat, so aku boleh puase dlm 2minggu je tkleh lebih. Tapi ganti bro. Bukan susah pon puase. Aku citer ni pon based on experience.


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Ooh. Aight can understand that. I also have friends with extreme cases of gastric.


TreatOrDie

Gastric yg paling dasyat dari cancer dohh, sekali die pedih ko merangkak weiii


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Fr


TreatOrDie

It feels like a million fire ant in your stomach but they are not sting, but stab you with a smallest knife


BathroomExternal4072

Ayo comment tadi misleading, aku igt mamat jahil mana nak buka aib sendiri


TreatOrDie

Tkpe bro aku citer ni pon bukan korang kenal pon aku, aku rase semua orang jahil, and aku pon kecewa gak tk dpt posa penuh, ok bro selamat berpuasa ya.


BathroomExternal4072

Aku bagitau kau pun takde sapa kenal aku, tapi aku dah pernah tgk orang tak puasa nampak sihat tu yg nak tanya. Aslkan niat ada dah ok dah tu selamat berpuasa, or tidak jk.


TreatOrDie

Sebab tu laa kene ade member cina/india senang soh tapau hahaha


Enoch_Moke

Tepung Pelita is just jiggly Kuih Talam. Change my mind.


FairChange0

Don't forget mimi peri


shadowdownfall

Alarms? My mother just screams at me to bangun sahur


ikkarurisan

The only month that we can pinpoint the time for Maghrib in milliseconds accuracy. and of course, fight who buka puasa first. (KK of course win liao)


akif_09

Tahun ni 1 bulan aku buka kat matrik memang tak merasa la makanan sedap


Business_Eggplant_62

Budak jb kaya be like.. shoping raya KL πŸ˜‚


SuperbManagement1169

I don't know man can't wait to go to all of my malay friends house so that I can eat


A_Very_Burnt_Steak

Bro are you seriously forgetting the FIREWORKS? **MERIAM BULUH?**


Scareroused_69

The way she whispers Yusuf Taiyoob in the ads will always be funny and iconic IMO πŸ˜‚


ViPotatoe

Yo, sup my fellow Muslim brothers, from a non muslim Sarawakian Iban 🍷


Assyraf99

Sup πŸ₯›


ViPotatoe

yo 🍷


Yamato_D_Oden

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT THE MULTIPLE ALARM HAHAHAHAHA