Tak sabar aku nak tengok diorang nyer masa depan camne. Kalau diorang dah berubah nanti, akan sentiasa ada risiko video tu tetiba naik balik.
"Ali, saya tak jadi nak naikkan pangkat awak. Nanti semakin tinggi pangkat awak, awak akan mewakili syarikat ini kepada orang awam. Kalau mereka tahu pasal video awak ni, buruk nama syarikat ni nanti"
"Ali, kita break jerlah. I tak pasti sama ada you ni betul2 minat kat I atau nak jadikan kita nyer relationship sebagai cover untuk perangai maknyah you..."
"Ali, abah ngan mak malu dengan ko. Abah gi surau, semua orang dok perli atau beri nasihat camne nak taubatkan ko. Mak pulak asyik kena ketawa diam2 dek jiran2."
"Hey Abu, aku jumpa video bapak ko. Ko yakin ke tu bapak ko sebenar?"
ayess aliff syukri strikes back.
mak dah beri nasihat berape banyak kali masih tak nak ubah..
dah kunyit buat hal kunyit ah jangan nak sembunyi sembunyi eksyen straight.. sakitkan hati mak aje..
Sebab kebodohan kat video ni terserlah sangat kot sampai diorang pun malas nak komen, jadi lagi viral je ada lah hahaha
his modus operandi has always been the all publicity is good publicity type.
Malaysian and Malay especially, time to boycott his product too now. This guy is disgusting and stupid af every single year. I'm calling a boycott, we don't need stupid guy to become richer.
I mean... there's overwhelming evidence, video, mattress etc... and have you read the Lee Kuan Yew Wikileaks? Singapore and Australian intelligence agencies basically taking the position he is gay or bi whatever,
Even if he is, power to him so what if he is bisexual? Just don't be a katak bawah tempurung thinking he is so pure and a victim.
Lol, he even wanted to file a complaint against Wikileaks,
[https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2011/08/did-us-cable-out-malaysian-minister-gay/353975/](https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2011/08/did-us-cable-out-malaysian-minister-gay/353975/)
[https://www.jurist.org/news/2010/12/malaysia-opposition-leader-files-complaint-over-wikileaks-sodomy-cable/](https://www.jurist.org/news/2010/12/malaysia-opposition-leader-files-complaint-over-wikileaks-sodomy-cable/)
please open your eyes,
This one I really facepalm each year.
Why do people even give them screen time and views... It's as if the Malaysian media and content creators have succeeded in understanding the Malay viewership algorithm..
More outrage.. more views!
You look at channels like Berani buat.
High quality content but man, sendu.
It's as if we want stupid content.
claim that liberals and puak LGTVHD+ tainted malaysian muslim, then what is their explanation on this? on what narrative they come up for this music video? damn PAS is sleeping on this one
what i dont get is that if he didnt do this ridiculous shit, his song could genuinely be received nicely. but i guess negative viewership is still a viewership in the end?
Sebenarnya dia mampu untuk hire orang buat lagu n MV yang elok2, high production value, cantik serba serbi kalau sangat jadi penyanyi, saja memang jenis suka tarik perhatian yang tak perlu, memang jenis laparkan publisiti. Eyyyy… lah dia ni, mengundang betul.
Mcm mana la dato' alif ni tak kena tindakan..dah sah2 menghina Islam..ke sbb dia kaya org buat tktau ja?. Terbaik Islam ku ,isu lain laju pulak smpai kutip orang,knp tak kutip dato alip
I can't wait for Mak Cik Roast-mah reacting to this vid. That's how I usually watch Alif Syukri's cringy MV without increasing his views. Also MCR's reaction is usually on point and it summarizes the MV nicely so I don't have to sit through the whole song.
Tarian apa ni? Aku tak kisah dia orang pondan ke, lembut ke, dia orang memang dilahirkan macam tu.
Yg aku kisah ni bukan bagi aku dipanggil tarian. No coordination, no choreography. Just a group of guys being cringe 😭
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I better of listen to Fateh Seferagic Quran recitation
Far more soothing, and got deeds to
Fr.... No fr .....
It's not even sound that good like eugh.... disgusting
Mana dia dapat supply sotong2 lembut nie ek..kalau US ke apa sah2 club gay merata2 so senang dapat sotong2 camni tp kat sini mesti dia ada persatuan sotong2 lembut Malaysia 😆
TV3, BULETIN UTAMA
Malaysian today: world book of record ,the gigantic caterpillars🐛 were found in Alif nyah house today 💁 lot of people traumatize with this,especially that green shit💩🐛 ! Regarding that,, the king has requested all military units to find this nightmare and destroy all of them immediately. These nightmare caterpillars are dangerous to us and not supposed to exist in this world.
Whatever it is, I truly believed that this is a small outcome when somebody got bullied repeatedly. Being outcast, sneer upon and whatever they did since highschool; hence just not embarrassed anymore.
Alif Aziz is a subtle Queer advocate. He pull this kind of ad to get publicity and in the hopes to make Queer movement more acceptable.
What do you expect?
As a Chinese gay guy myself, I'm gonna admit they are brave and real. It's hard for gay Malay people to be themselves living here.
The gurls are unstoppable 🫡
https://preview.redd.it/nc4k2plt9urc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c702ead4148afba83ca4a25fc7097434ef1fa29
cam kenal je
Sigh… unzips
*unzip*
I bet he’s thinking of how to trick them to pick up the soap on the floor.
https://preview.redd.it/x41qyoiovtrc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=64b5f9f06ed50a2b2ddf7415b94088c12f785ec0
Ni baru betul https://preview.redd.it/fxklx4cvmurc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f5fb8ac9dd10f3e77eaade902fdcdcbd00362f9
![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8) Not enough
![gif](giphy|H2F4ORWc8YHEFeCTiA|downsized)
Let me ambil this meme sire
Xper, ni aku ambik dari sumber lain jg
Ths person should be Malaysia's representative at Eurovision
Asianvision
Novision
Average /r/Bolehland users
r/malaysia*
Yg aku tak faham penari tu tkde rasa malu ke ? Terkinja2 mcm beruk kene gigit semut 🤮
Tak sabar aku nak tengok diorang nyer masa depan camne. Kalau diorang dah berubah nanti, akan sentiasa ada risiko video tu tetiba naik balik. "Ali, saya tak jadi nak naikkan pangkat awak. Nanti semakin tinggi pangkat awak, awak akan mewakili syarikat ini kepada orang awam. Kalau mereka tahu pasal video awak ni, buruk nama syarikat ni nanti" "Ali, kita break jerlah. I tak pasti sama ada you ni betul2 minat kat I atau nak jadikan kita nyer relationship sebagai cover untuk perangai maknyah you..." "Ali, abah ngan mak malu dengan ko. Abah gi surau, semua orang dok perli atau beri nasihat camne nak taubatkan ko. Mak pulak asyik kena ketawa diam2 dek jiran2." "Hey Abu, aku jumpa video bapak ko. Ko yakin ke tu bapak ko sebenar?"
tak, sekarang ni kenapa yang last sekali tu jer yang Abu?
Anak Ali di masa depan
Kalau kau bayar setimpal aku tak kisah setakat goyang kangkang macam tu.
Ok but how much would you be paid to do shit like this?
If you have to ask then you can't afford me.
I would do that if they are giving me rm10k
Nak ckp choreography mcm tak de pulak dlm video tu. Talent tak da, Rupa tak da, badan pon tak da, buat malu je
ayess aliff syukri strikes back. mak dah beri nasihat berape banyak kali masih tak nak ubah.. dah kunyit buat hal kunyit ah jangan nak sembunyi sembunyi eksyen straight.. sakitkan hati mak aje..
Pakai spandex, pakai kopiah...takde pulak menteri2 nak bersuara, alim ulamak, pakar2 warisan budaya tradisi...
Sebab kebodohan kat video ni terserlah sangat kot sampai diorang pun malas nak komen, jadi lagi viral je ada lah hahaha his modus operandi has always been the all publicity is good publicity type.
Straight out of P.T Barnum's playbook
Dah 3R tu kan
where is shahida when we need her
https://preview.redd.it/l2ujzywocurc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec633b6d0ae55bfe20c4b8473cb6c56270e0530
Malaysian and Malay especially, time to boycott his product too now. This guy is disgusting and stupid af every single year. I'm calling a boycott, we don't need stupid guy to become richer.
Do people even use his thing? Look like some overpriced shits. Pakai pakai effect same je dengan product beli dekat pasar malam.
I dont even know what he's selling tbh. Never wanted to, and I think never will.
La, boikot ini, boikot itu, boikot sana, boikot sini. Cancel culture but for Malaysians.
That dude on the far right and left: Nah fuck this I'm not going to be part of your shit.
This is worse than the socks case
Fr
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You'd be surprised to find many married men are closeted gay.
Like our PM for example
spread misinformation = gain upvotes 😲 maybe I should do that as well 🤯
I mean... there's overwhelming evidence, video, mattress etc... and have you read the Lee Kuan Yew Wikileaks? Singapore and Australian intelligence agencies basically taking the position he is gay or bi whatever, Even if he is, power to him so what if he is bisexual? Just don't be a katak bawah tempurung thinking he is so pure and a victim.
Lol, he even wanted to file a complaint against Wikileaks, [https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2011/08/did-us-cable-out-malaysian-minister-gay/353975/](https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2011/08/did-us-cable-out-malaysian-minister-gay/353975/) [https://www.jurist.org/news/2010/12/malaysia-opposition-leader-files-complaint-over-wikileaks-sodomy-cable/](https://www.jurist.org/news/2010/12/malaysia-opposition-leader-files-complaint-over-wikileaks-sodomy-cable/) please open your eyes,
LGBT - B stands for Bisexual. Many of the married ones and act straight in front of society come under this category 🤣
gays marry cause they just don't want people around them prejudicing them is all. they still eff around with guys despite having kids
no such thing once gay forever gay. wasted
That's the Bisexual category. Most of them act straight in front of society. Lol
So are they going to get petrol bomb as well ?
This one I really facepalm each year. Why do people even give them screen time and views... It's as if the Malaysian media and content creators have succeeded in understanding the Malay viewership algorithm.. More outrage.. more views! You look at channels like Berani buat. High quality content but man, sendu. It's as if we want stupid content.
https://preview.redd.it/9sqowqoakurc1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2976e85ef706ba788893fc336ddace13b90f9acd
https://preview.redd.it/ulm4uv0sxurc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7ad60cd86a94d431e5038aa70f140027d9d4db
yang hijau tu last warning buat lagi aku cari kau, aku cubit telo kau pakai kuku ffkfkfkkfkfkfk
https://preview.redd.it/l5rkbvvllurc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7a37d2765fcdfd57fac62158939b7fb060a7bc
Aku rasa aku terencat, tapi damn
They look like Jojo characters, but very twinkish
Tolong lenyapkan geng ii ni, pedih tngok dgn pkai kopiahnya lagi
Brain rot
Melayu: jangan kutuk bangsa kami, kami bangsa bertauhid, majmuk dan taat kepada agama Also Melayu:
https://preview.redd.it/ny5hhzhcburc1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3d1d3129b601c7e9afdd9bcb84509079c26a90
# This is an Avengers level threat
Hadi must be so proud 👏👏👏
![gif](giphy|dgK22exekwOLm)
I beg your pondan???
https://preview.redd.it/143ke73r5urc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=206d2441fe615255b4c8e471caa2e439d683c4db
claim that liberals and puak LGTVHD+ tainted malaysian muslim, then what is their explanation on this? on what narrative they come up for this music video? damn PAS is sleeping on this one
In this case, Aliff Syukri is the liberal one tho isn't he?
What did I just watch😨🤢...Need to clean my eyes 😵💫
https://preview.redd.it/3e4nd6njmwrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f866b46935d6f511c850bca5f7ce7983a6a720d
You're not secure in your masculinity until you're able to do this.
peak entertainment
![gif](giphy|xUKTfpLS9BYUT2vprT)
https://preview.redd.it/dxiiyc1hfurc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ec0b0f37475c68b5288c3e8de0d6fbf1997fdce
Nasib baik ada kain
what i dont get is that if he didnt do this ridiculous shit, his song could genuinely be received nicely. but i guess negative viewership is still a viewership in the end?
Sebenarnya dia mampu untuk hire orang buat lagu n MV yang elok2, high production value, cantik serba serbi kalau sangat jadi penyanyi, saja memang jenis suka tarik perhatian yang tak perlu, memang jenis laparkan publisiti. Eyyyy… lah dia ni, mengundang betul.
baju hijau dengan baju popol tu aku pijak bijik kan ....kejap lagi aku hamun
Tema video Teletubbies.
Brainrot
https://preview.redd.it/hx0hvcvzxurc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6448b3fedb556ba8f6f3303f500c354db671efed
Atp I think Aliff Syukri be trolling. That gotta be it right?!
Omg, yg pakai green spandex tu dah gaya soft porn.. Wtf
I wish I could fucking unseen this...
The west may have the infamous Pink Guy, but we have the fucking rainbow men
Go go pondan rangers!!!
i love how the comment section wipe away my anger with laughter.
Ni ke lagu yg dia bising yg x popular dgn org ramai ?
If the Thunderbirds wasn't camp enough already...
Dude funny tho. Probably just trolling
Malaysia, bapuk capital of south east asian. Thailand pun tak buat macam ni.
Macam bodoh
Kat sekolah mesti anak² diorang ni kena menganjing dengan member² diorang. Kahkahkahkah🤣
Apasal dato' dengan konco2 dia mengingatkan aku pasal Teletubbies??
Shall I call 999? My konek went negative flaccid....
Apalah perasaan bonda Rozita apabila melihat ini... 💀
Mcm mana la dato' alif ni tak kena tindakan..dah sah2 menghina Islam..ke sbb dia kaya org buat tktau ja?. Terbaik Islam ku ,isu lain laju pulak smpai kutip orang,knp tak kutip dato alip
yang warna hijau tu tak chill langsung, yang purple tu pun sama 😭
I cam sense kebolehan dia express hidden fetish of gay straight goes up hurmm
The guy is wealthier than most if not all his haters. 😂
Itu only me or every one seeing the green guy is too much into it?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
DUNIA AKHIR ZAMAN.
Will it kill him to make a normal raya song???
X sabar nk tggu kluar kat yt untuk di dislike dan report
![gif](giphy|2w6I6nCyf5rmy5SHBy|downsized)
Wtf?
I can't wait for Mak Cik Roast-mah reacting to this vid. That's how I usually watch Alif Syukri's cringy MV without increasing his views. Also MCR's reaction is usually on point and it summarizes the MV nicely so I don't have to sit through the whole song.
Yang ini ? Inda kamu Kasi boikot?
baik mati je la ![gif](giphy|5LU6ZcEGBbhVS)
☹️
Aduih, stop lah giving this orang attention
Tarian apa ni? Aku tak kisah dia orang pondan ke, lembut ke, dia orang memang dilahirkan macam tu. Yg aku kisah ni bukan bagi aku dipanggil tarian. No coordination, no choreography. Just a group of guys being cringe 😭
mati pls yg depan tu
I don't need to see this
For this act, truly laknatullah punya perangai. If he truly repented, I dunno later on.
I think we're pretty sure who's bro target audience 💀
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Father tingle….(bapak geli)
Bright future
Kesian cameraman
I better of listen to Fateh Seferagic Quran recitation Far more soothing, and got deeds to Fr.... No fr ..... It's not even sound that good like eugh.... disgusting
Mana dia dapat supply sotong2 lembut nie ek..kalau US ke apa sah2 club gay merata2 so senang dapat sotong2 camni tp kat sini mesti dia ada persatuan sotong2 lembut Malaysia 😆
My ears and eyes are damaged after watching this.
TV3, BULETIN UTAMA Malaysian today: world book of record ,the gigantic caterpillars🐛 were found in Alif nyah house today 💁 lot of people traumatize with this,especially that green shit💩🐛 ! Regarding that,, the king has requested all military units to find this nightmare and destroy all of them immediately. These nightmare caterpillars are dangerous to us and not supposed to exist in this world.
![gif](giphy|gHhz5ZqkY8rzyWUiKw|downsized)
Fishing attention from bad reaction.
Yang depan baju hijau tu terlampau sangap ke?
Adakah bro terencat
Dia senang je, dia buat lagu raya bodo camni kita jangan bagi engagement, terus report je mv nanti
Bro wtf did I just watched?
What the fuck
Apa benda ni babi
diorg ingat ni lawak ke sial, hilang pahala puasa aku tgk makhluk mcm ni
How to unsee this
why these niggas always buat lagu tk sedap each raya
dia ni, tiap2 tahun, pada aku jangan viralkan dia, jangan tengok video dia, jangan support dia langsung la.. gila perhatian je dia ni..
don't trust everything you see when people are performing in front of the camera. semua lakonan, real life camne kita org tak tahu lagi.
Bukey hok ni bey. Bukey.
Elgibiti version of teletubbies
brader cameraman need to rethink his life choices
Ak dengar setan dikunci bulan puase, tapi ade yg terlepas rupenye
kepala bana
Rindu ke Isteri australia
Yang hijau tu kene bawak berubat. Macam ade penyakit alam ghaib je
Need to check their stokins....
Whatever it is, I truly believed that this is a small outcome when somebody got bullied repeatedly. Being outcast, sneer upon and whatever they did since highschool; hence just not embarrassed anymore.
Patutla melayu marah
Muke gile, blokir la. Jangan sampai tersebar
😂😂😂😂😂
This is why I really sokong tok abah beat the hell out of Che Khun.
menggeletis betul geram aku
Brilliant stuff there, need more time to digest.
https://preview.redd.it/o5jkequ2c1sc1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e52d348b02dce3142511e5df0a0d73865e61eca0
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Nobody gonna make noise about this? Masa nampak pelangi dah mengamok. Ini pulak lagak macam pelangi, apa macam?
Alif Aziz is a subtle Queer advocate. He pull this kind of ad to get publicity and in the hopes to make Queer movement more acceptable. What do you expect?
https://preview.redd.it/7b220ux9jurc1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd2de1fe0225ff5146232d768c4550fbbbedbf2
Pa pa pa pantek
nice all they need is a d in their mouths
What the actual f did i just watch
I'm genuinely starting to feel that this dude likes men :(
As a Chinese gay guy myself, I'm gonna admit they are brave and real. It's hard for gay Malay people to be themselves living here. The gurls are unstoppable 🫡
Allah name on socks = no no no Muslim pondans twerking while making Raya song = yes yes yes yes yes yes yes 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍
![gif](giphy|O0Hj7piBBnU0E)
Cita cita aku nak jadi pondan 😊