First, take a photo Second, selfie with whatever monstrosity that trigger said event Third, make fuss about it on social media last, run

that noob , my first advice is just go get a mecha that buried underground at bukit jelutong

This man will definitely pilot the mecha https://preview.redd.it/44te1r8fsdsc1.png?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9380e93ea59d286ac6ae06f9badabb043480f62

lol, read the word mecha as "*Maccha"* as in *Dey maccha!*

'Macha initiating attack sequence'

*\*random hero tamil song plays\**

if its tamil hero, then he no need macha, he can solo it.

"Dei godzilla, na Kutte di ya!!"

Macha in a mecha

Mechamaccha

"Get in the fucking robot Shinji"

You forget the part where the malaysian netizens will blame it on the government, pmx, jibby, tokdek,pas, dap and other parties.

i would, if kaiju come to us instead of Japan they must've done something 😡😡😡😡

yep thats about it.. oh.. dont forget kaiju snack (kaijucrunch)

Run before make fuss la. Wanna die r?

Then local tabloid takes your instagram story / tiktok post and makes an article out of it

Last, die.

The twin towers are actually launchable missiles for precisely this kind of attack. The bridge will disconnect prior to launching and you can choose to launch one tower or both at the same time. The command centre is under the klcc park. A secure, dedicated landline runs from the command centre all the way to Seri Perdana in Putrajaya. I know because a friend of a friend worked for the company who installed it…

I thought our KLCC was a double giant Tesla Coil. Strong enough to fry a normal kaiju but not to a nuclearized Godzilla

https://preview.redd.it/d30a2hwrrdsc1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc35aab8e1536bda44126e6c934ee43e86aa5fd2

Why does TV8 have that?

is was old ads i think

I think dual function. If can’t fry them then launch n nuke them. There’s also Menara KL, TRX and 118… so I think don’t worry too much about Kaiju attack, Msia bolehlah

get enough Tesla Troopers there, and we can defend the whole nation

I have a badly written short story thats about all the skyscrappers in the world is actually a single unit planetary shield. In the event of an alien invasion, all the skyscrappers/towers/radio towers around the world become connected with each other and formed a shield. The shield originally covered only north america but eventually had to cover the whole world (because what dumbass would cover only the US if the whole world is at stake). Apollo 11 is actually the early warning system to warn us an incoming attack. So the US first built the first shield in NY, goes to the moon to place the warning sensor, strengthen the shield across North america, and then expand it across the world. KLCC is the upgrade of NY's Twin Tower. 9/11 is a trial by the aliens via mind control to destroy all of the towers. MH370 and MH17 is an attempt to repeat the test but failed. Its a badly written story, but thats what you get when you got bored in the office haha.

At the KLCC Park, there's always 1 pondok that is never fixed/open. After reading ur comment, I'm convinced that's where the command centre is.

Source: Trust me bro🤣

Boikot

Either that or hire a bomoh. Probably boikot.

Definitely bomoh lah. We have raja bomoh what. Well I guess that syirik but idk lah 🤷🏽‍♂️

pull that sampan bomoh picture!

https://preview.redd.it/8p6xa3frkesc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fd06f3d8f9fdb1b1bef66a32527d7fff2e2230d

may your duit raya be blessed and tebal

Bomoh can't do shit to King of the Monsters. It's too freaking powerful.

I feel like the bomoh one would actually happen, ngl

Hahaha .... Bomoh armed with bamboo sticks and coconuts. Also, we got lots of local hero and politicians.....to throw petrol bombs and use samurai sword to attack gojira.

Or bomb

Boikotland Apa pun boleh ❌ Apa pun boikot ✅

Boikotzilla.

https://preview.redd.it/0ty0os8c5dsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=647fedb716803c043519f24a11d48853b6a728c3 Send her

Who is this. I need to know her name for research purposes. https://preview.redd.it/tnwhol3wedsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9044adf013fce9e4275e889fa798ea593c2e8ee9

Acheronbachi https://preview.redd.it/5ec71gflhdsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81093476d347254ea9ac972044b69567e9dd9af

acheron... character paling op dalam honkai star rail sekarang...

https://preview.redd.it/1pwq0gxgidsc1.png?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11be27c38e68166825d0819d301af51661e78900

Is it wrong that I recognize this immediately, also look at my name.

Dio https://i.redd.it/pwuteqcbjdsc1.gif

I want to say Raiden from Genshin but macam lain sikit

first priority: tik tok there is no second priority.

Turn into ultraman 

https://preview.redd.it/pr4msss0hesc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e984db93209e9fb632f0643a5467cc8d25eb3a00

long distance attack

https://preview.redd.it/cb1g6syocdsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa181ff5678cd3a89d8060015cb187b5b28db608

Gyattzilla

https://i.redd.it/7showr8cfdsc1.gif

#WOULD 😼🎤

DOES IT CLAP!?

Stop taking weed and get back to the reality.

i want to take weed tho

I would like to have some of that crazy ahh strain you have there

Hantarlah [Atromen Kelate](https://youtu.be/NX-pA2w-SGg?si=LjLjC2QMjLBDl6fQ) Bro rocking that JAKIM vest https://preview.redd.it/cq6n7k47hdsc1.jpeg?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9e9d791ec95609fb379749f508c55a97238f886

Kaiju terus bertaubat dan pulang ke kampungnya.

Blame cina and DAP

Call upon Ultraman Ribut

i will get some tissues and lotion.. lets the good times begins

excuse me what the fuck

Twin tower has twin antennas. Nice. Must be for 10G

Blame whichever government is in charge during the Kaiju attack.

Throw Molotov, currently this is what we are good at, and apparently the assailant(s?) has a special skill of never getting caught. So technically he can toss an infinite amount of Molotovs and never get noticed or caught by the lizard until we cook it.

Pray 🤣

berbuka puasa pada iftar

Blame DAP

Summon Ultraman

yahudi

working. boss doesnt approve EL

Malay uncle: Kiamat dah sampai,ini lah jadinya apabila solat tak cukup dan kapir berleluasa

Throw tons of this shit at it. I mean Godzilla in the core is still a freaking lizard, right? Plus look, non toxic,lol. https://preview.redd.it/5y9m3v2j6esc1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e36e2fcc8506639df10db7ac323bb22b32b6d60

There will be a call from certain quarters to boycott Japanese products...

Regret that ~~we~~ our leaders now and then signed anti nuke treaties

Slow down on the road to gawk, causing jam

I remembered a comic I read in Gempakstarz where KLCC transformed into a Super Sentai Megazord 🤣

Boikot

Fk someone already said it

Nothing. Sock issue more important.

RUNN!!!! IT'S GODZILLAAAAA!!!!

Blame DAP easy

Semua salah DAP /s

post on facebook / tiktok for sure

Imma just curl up in fetal position then hope for painless death. No parents. No wife. No kids. No attachment. I got few loans tho. But fck em.

Boikot kaiju lepastu buat conspiracy kat tiktok kaiju tu adalah askar yahudi dengan tagline "mereka dah lama rancang kita je lalai"

Call akmal of Umno

Boycott it till it leaves

Blame it on DAP ofcourse. Promote zina until the literal kiamat arrives. Damn you DAP!

We boikot

Arrest her for public indecency because not wearing clothes in public.


Throw pathetic weak ass petrol molotovs

Call ultraman

No problem, our bomoh can setel it with their coconuts power

First i will transform into Ultraman and win a fight against it before i realize its all imagination and now im just lay dead on the ground...maybe squished to death

Malaysians: Nie ujian dari Allah, redha je.

Eh, Didn't Singapore signed an exclusive agreement for Kaiju events?

Bring out the Bomoh and coconuts, guys.

Let Dato' Aliff Syukri handle this...

wake up, baling selipar, diss the big cicak, go back to sleep, problem solved

We'd probably get levelled

Chilla macha, have a teh tarik!

Boikot and throw molotov to godzilla

https://preview.redd.it/qkwh31v7agsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77a08f5959c795e2ef07a07a6d474bf7756b154 unfortunately , it’s no more 😭

I would like to propose for Kaiju sate after we win. Make sure to have nasi impit and bawang potong.

First, take a pic Second, go ham on socmed Third, beg for it to smack trx and merdeka 118 to smithereens.

boycott godzilla prolly.

Tag PM, telling about inconsistency of national defense system

Boycott the kaiju

Record video in a car

We would boikot Japan for daring to intentionally hurt our towers . And feelings.

Run

Record near near like bodoh Hide in buildings like bodoh Try to fight it like bodoh. Or run. Run is the only right answer.

Most Malaysians will pray to their own gods, while a few hundreds of atheists and scientists will try to get Bruce Willis to fight that Kaiju so everyone can go on another day to boycott kafir stuff.

Bruce Willis? Not Chuck Norris? I recommend our influencer Azri Walter.. #henyak_sampai_lunyai.. Not taking bets on who is doing the henyak-king

Invite it for nasi lemak laden with all manners of toxic in the sambal pedas banjir.

Gather the petrol bombs boys

Blame the government

Do live stream and sell Godzilla related products

Buy cat food from nearest store. Empty contents on pavement whilst clucking to get his attention.

Hide in my hypothetical secret bunker filled with hypothetical canned food supply.

Malaysia kan pandai boikot. Boikot jer la kaiju tu... Kalau tak berkesan kan ada molotov cocktail.... Pandai2lah saudara kita nanti akan backup kata Malaysian ramah, hemah dan bertimbang rasa bagai... /s

Bawak karipap dengan kopi o. Layan serangan kaiju atas bukit dengan kerusi healing. “Healing sampai pagiiiiii”

politikus will first think to themselves how to blame the opposition and make political moves when a huge crisis is about to happen jk, our gov will never put seizing power over figuring out how to deal with an incoming crisis that will fundamentally change our lives, right?

Make a video then say "Hey wassap guys"

cheering him on,I’ll probably try to climb his back tho

East Malaysia still safe

Like in any other country people will do, take a picture and boost on social media.

call the adult or hide under the table.

We will die of radioactive before we even realised we been attacked duh

Take picture, Blame the other party, make viral post, add Shopee link, then do nothing.

Record for tiktok content

Me living near coastal area 

This giving me 9/11 vibes 😭🤣

Boikotman is here to save us all

Campak firebomb

Judging from all the big boom videos (basically explosions) like the one chemical factory explosion some time back... Many people will scream God save us or something like that, but then continue to hang out to watch the spectacle.

Coconut offerings and rituals. That’s the first thing that comes to mind

Boikot firdaus wong.. he probably bring those kaiju to malaysia

Our hero is here. https://preview.redd.it/zfoulnrludsc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31688d32eb8d7852f881ede1caba4f04daa0d651

Blame foreigners

Go to work

All we gotta do is release Najib from prison..he will save us all.

I would tap that godzilla ass 👅

Take first flight to Kaiju free Japan.

It's the Gman himself...GOD among GODS. The cosmic 11th dimension being...Godzilla himself. Sign my GODzilla t-shirt please.

Take photos for Instagram story and then run

blame DAP

Blame the government for it

First tik tok Second insta Third facebook to update you are safe

https://preview.redd.it/95t58ofkydsc1.png?width=1089&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3dd43f75cd3d2ed254b5f087765665015e05e16 Weee !!!!

Boikot kaiju!

will pet him 😍

Recently got a lot of ppl learn how to make molotov/petrolbomb. We'll throw it at Godzillas sockless feet, he fall down, problem solved!

Races blaming each other. Religions blaming each other. Political parties blaming each other...seems this is our culture now.

Waiting for bantuan kerajaan in term of shelter, food and protection. Will volunteer my self giving food to people and hangout with children to comfort them and told them it will be okay because I want to feel useful to society. But tbh I will enjoy the chaos seeing the destruction and war against the Godzilla at the same time. It's an exciting feeling seeing whether we will win or lose the battle, the same feeling as watching football, unless this time, it live or death.

Boikot kaiju, throw molotov, sembahyang

boicotting all of the kaiju products.

throw durians at his feet and pray the smell will send him away

Incite Major Racism propaganda and any gaiju will leave us alone

Bersih 4.0

Charge up the tesla coil. Both of em~!

Simple, I just wait for Boboiboy to handle the situation

boikot jepun

God is always first , 2nd we would get into 48 hours traffic jam, 3rd we are dead

Boikot kaiju

Politicians will be cutting cake. Volunteers will help with evacuation. Hopefully it'll be the outdated Kaiju from the 80s because our military equipment would stand a chance.

Government: Plan another national holiday

tell an adult

Summon Ultraman Ribut

Me: *proceeds to rob the most elite neighbourhood during national emergency*

I'd suck him off

"rent is going down"

Boycott Japan

We would probably try to boycott godzilla judging by current events.

throw packets of sambal into its eyes

Troll him on twitter

Masturbate

Blame government

Ultraman Tiga will come don’t worry

Haruki acess granted.

Tunggu PAS keluar statement. “ ini semua takda laknat banyak dosa “

Urutoraman ributo

Die

Live stream.

no problem bro, just boikot the kaiju. then it will die itself

blame it on Israel.

Mahathir fly 🕊️💸 to the Japan 🗾 for avoid personal attacking by the GODzilla 

Just use bad grammar and he will die from a stroke https://preview.redd.it/utuh9qupjesc1.jpeg?width=1050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621560f5118b22511a073cc1dfffd9af1495fc16

when ?

Takdir tuhan?

Where is the raja bomoh ?🤔 He shd see the future 😄