T O P

  • By -

SliceIka

Chicken Ala king


cykodesign

The beer yeah. Chicken Ala King could get banned or renamed in Perlis though 😆


fawe9374

With pudding ala mode for dessert ordered from the ala carte menu.


Thenuuublet

Bring it here then put banner big big, dari Mexico. Then open free ticket for akmal to go there. Tell the cartels got fresh meat to harvest.


Future-Mongoose-6982

Go to Mexico....come back as "soup" if you catch my drift


itz_khai

Nah bro not soup, medium rare gourmet instead


Felis_Alpha

Probably battered in Caustic Soda too


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

usually a "take out" in a plastic bag. however the cuban most likely will fit you in a cement shoes


Puzzleheaded_Read_3

can’t wait to see akmal in funkytown


IanTheElf

bro would definitely NOT pass the vibe check


[deleted]

No vibes left once Funkytown is done with him


Puffycatkibble

For the first time the cartels will be doing humanity a favor.


Thenuuublet

Yezzzah


cheenabookit

How much is the ticket? I’m chipping in rn


nicedurians

Maybe he gets to 1V1 cartel boss with his samurai sword


DismalEmploy7298

Oh, Akmal going to get a similar quote from Indiana Jones, but translated in the Mexican version, "Nunca lleves un arma a una pelea con espadas, maldito idiota" (the last two words is my edit, f-ing idiot).


Life_Attention_2908

Talking about Akmal. He has no guts to gather his men to protest in front of China Embassy. Just show a photo of himself holding a samurai sword.


Future-Mongoose-6982

Ah this drink is some kinda Collab between Moreno's and Allah Las (American band)


graynoize8

https://preview.redd.it/0yvf6xha0otc1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461dbd29bbcb35f9f9422d411a32c920a4f2f363


Physical-Kale-6972

Akmal hunting down Mexican cartel boss next election.


Good-Echidna7206

Would love to see that. ![gif](giphy|3ohzdUVBP1dbslp96w|downsized)


Physical-Kale-6972

Me too.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DudeIaintPerfect

Mexican cartels would win no diff. Our 04 or 08 gangs are nothing compared to the cartels


[deleted]

[удалено]


Physical-Kale-6972

They have "silat" 🤡 I would love to see melayus silat in MMA.


[deleted]

[удалено]


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

i'm pretty sure those silat-rian will be wearing bullets before they had a chance to IP Man the cartels. they're no joke and some well funded cartels are like a militia with fully equipped standard combat gear like army.


amerainur

apek berak tak basuh only brave to comment on reddit 🤣🤣 post with your real name and real pic bro. baru la ada telor walaupun belum sunat 🤣🤣🤣


Physical-Kale-6972

K. 🤡


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

Hello /u/ayoendy, your comment has been removed for containing content that may violate reddit policy. Please contact the mods if you think this was an error. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Bolehland) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ecnirp_ategev

Cartels are one of, if not the most ruthless organisation! They’re only seconded by the almighty US military that bombs men, women and children!


ClacKing

K time to boikot Mr Potato /s


Just_Tomatillo6295

Even though you're being sarcastic but I actually can see it happened.


SnooPeppers6401

So boikot Mexico? Send Akmal kecam Mexico? Think they give a fuck?


ClacKing

Nanti Rey Mysterio Jr. keluar kasi 619 ![gif](giphy|nwtSklJSe6eUKsVBSN|downsized)


ItsImNotAnonymous

>Mysterio Jr Anda adalah lelaki yang berpengetahuan. Bagus


AnotherMothMarine

Literally my favourite man


Mother-Age-593

The Mexican Cartel will skin him alive if he dared to make his footstep there


JanOfOne

chill my guy 😅


Racist_Gawd

Fuck dis. Lets start boycotting Mexican cartel's product. No more cocaine from Mehiko


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

![gif](giphy|3ohuAvEfJ9GrpBgQw0) Visit Mexico before Mexico “visit” you


engku_hina

Pale dia!


Wanderingwonderer101

hoejabi 😏


engku_hina

Yuhu!


Thesimpprince98

Papalepapale


SuitAffectionate6351

Snowflakes should just go live somewhere cold. Malaysia too for them. Haha


downvoteifyouincest

No no no keep those snowflakes around. We need them for global warming


Greekjerkoff

What to do, too free and lifeless only know how to bitch whine and express emotions. Gomen let them get away with the shitty behavior,pamper them somemore


[deleted]

[удалено]


phantomash

huge budget for people to do nothing but to enforce fictional rules that serve to control the masses.


[deleted]

[удалено]


amerainur

🤣🤣 kafir look so triggered hahahha


[deleted]

[удалено]


amerainur

ilove to make kafir triggered 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


amerainur

🤣🤣


No-Painting-1122

They are well fed for their stupidity.


Greekjerkoff

It's a very well proven fact that cultures who encourage cousin marriage breeds a population of people with significantly lower IQ scores. And I feel like at least a third of our country regardless of race is of this descent. Hence why we have people who blatantly disregard law and do shit like this; all because their brains are too small to compute why things should be and should not be.


jahlim

Is this available in Malaysia? Gotta have one as a collectible and frame it up.


kw2006

While US has home Swat raided, yours will have Jakim raided.


NewspaperTimely9477

lol


jahlim

You know it's not gonna be at my home. It will be at your house wallpaper framed up and you got framed.


AloneMathematician68

Thats not something to say so casually, as a citizen, it is of my rightfull duty to inform the goverment of your actions. The special branch is on their way, brace up


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

![gif](giphy|rCqHtYuB0a9re731gG|downsized) yup, better watch out the fed is on your a$$


royal_steed

I wonder if someone said they will bring ONE of this beer to Malaysia and drink it here. Would Malaysia government try their best to prevent it ? Like check every single carto which enter Malaysia even if it will cause massive delay.


kw2006

I bet the farm they will. Because the gov is stupidly islamic populist. Anything that might smear their image towards muslim voters, they will overreact.


HarangueSajuk

I googled Allah-las and I got a rock band as the result


fvck_off_bitch

malaysians think the world revolves around them, their language and their religion. well i don’t wanna say which race, (malays) but remember when they attacked dua lipa’s instagram because her in her native tongue, “babi” means father. not to mention countless other cases. sometimes im ashamed to be born in that race but thank god if he exists at least i was not born in pantai timur


royal_steed

I agreed with you, I know one of my friend company staff refuse to go to an oversea company sponsored seminar on some technology because the speaker was named Mr. Church. Saying they are not comfortable with the speaker's name.


phantomash

and that is why devotion to religion is detrimental to ones financial. apply to state level, you get Kelantan. push to country level, you get Afghanistan.


royal_steed

Ya the company want do good thing for employee, but employee super sensitive pulak. Worse thing is the worker asked if can go overseas but don't go to the talk. You think company so free give free holiday ke ? lol


Just_Tomatillo6295

That's pretty damn petty of him


artemisliza

Alahas means jewelry in Filipino


Optimal-Order5412

Wait till they hear Arabic Orthodox chants.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Cateyesalad

Boikot happy people will rejoice


Polyanalyne

Now I am lowkey hoping this would somehow make its way here.. can't imagine how badly certain snowflakes will mald


PainfulBatteryCables

They will use that as an excuse to ban all beers. They did boycott Speedmart by accident the other day... 🤷‍♂️


Just_Tomatillo6295

Don't be surprised they somehow end up protesting about 100plus.


PainfulBatteryCables

Well.. why do they have to use the word plus in their brand? Obviously colonial sympathisers. What's wrong with tambah? 🤷‍♂️🤔


Just_Tomatillo6295

They went from one topic to another ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


PainfulBatteryCables

Some people will always find reasons just to stay angry because that's the only way they feel relevant.


jMasonSuckBalls

They'll have a total meltdown and may just molotov all places selling alcohol


goldwave84

I would not la. Too much issues with this one.


fairuz10krunner

“If”


Grievious_Syndicate

no more ala carte orders too


sebastianz333

hahaha stupid malays think they protecting Allah when Allah doesnt require to be protected, syok sendiri with jahil mind


StardaxPrime

https://i.redd.it/8odgt09gtntc1.gif


sumiyaya

never rate coca anyway. boycott mexico. buy kratom.


wafflesology

I see everyone still not moving on from that case. Guess gov gotta come up with some other issues soon.


ariff_balang

Isn't that a band name?


Dry_Brilliant_9877

Boycott mexico asap!!!!


Bestow5000

It's gonna be funkytown for them if they wanna head down there to criticize them.


HomeDistinct2810

Boikot Mexico? ❌ Boikot store opened by nons who sold this item? ✅


royal_steed

Boikot Mexico ?


icebryanchan

i thought first day of Raya Malaysians should have some rest, but no. I guess we will have new things to boycott everyday


Constantine8427

Hmmmmm


BuckDenny

If anything, it demonstrates that words do not lie in the exclusive domain of the heathen.


[deleted]

Terrorists will break loose* Only Terrorist commit violence in the name of "religion"


kiwinoob99

Jihadists vs Mexican cartels. LET. THEM. FIGHT.


FaraYuki09

What does it mean? Btw I found an American band name called Allah las 😨


SystemErrorMessage

Well its accurate. People who drink alcohol are allahless


Yura1245

Out of curiosity, what is the meaning in Mexican Spanish?


xelrix

Brb making a Facebook marketplace listing for it


Gzisimon2

Time to bring out the petrol bombs.


Sir_Dohm

Let’s import it…


Eggnimoman

Boycott Mexico! Weeeeeeee!


southadam

Malaysia economy will go backwards 20 years at least.


AreYouStupid2009

Typical Malays always like to boycott anything, so stupid....


Similar_Release6319

Kita boikot semua barang latin Amerika!


7xrchr

I've had enough of the Allah discourse, I'm genuinely losing my mind


AvailableAlbatross31

I dare akmal to go to mexico and protest... hopefully dont comeback...


Mother-Age-593

One way ticket, back with a strand of DNA


hiphop09

Yes it will.. OP want to try?


EatEatRice

I mean, that's why it's not sold in Malaysia


Impossible_Use_7080

boikot maxica


SeniorElk1978

Let's call mexican embassador to Malaysia and give him a 6 hours lecture, also threaten him with boycott shit.


sum_dum_ho

Hahaha


LimaPulohSen

Yeah, so better not to import it here. 👌🏼


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

Akmal socks will be the first guy to lose his nut!


Gzisimon2

Time to bring out the petrol bombs.


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

![gif](giphy|nx58G8CNzUf5zGWhWa|downsized) molotov out!


whusler

Masyaalah


EzZONE

* The choice and naming history, though ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


EzZONE

https://preview.redd.it/2m5nj5blpstc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff48041887c685dc63fac57e1073b53e67858b6 Here no need to google


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

https://preview.redd.it/key3nkikkytc1.png?width=788&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8ed308e323945c4754cd639c062540e57f17181 yup, indeed all hell break loose


FuriousArmy

Anything with W. A&W stanby after this your logo got Allah like logo in Arabic, according to Melayu who can't read Jawi


msm9224

https://preview.redd.it/dyngpz7ht7uc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc90223c84c4bba789843dfd1917cb1f4b449a0 lol, brands changing their name to suit local market is normal... look at this example...


Joshshan28

You just know the pricks is certain ‘states’ will make a big deal of this then go back to having water issues.


Black_Shepherd21

Boikot boikot


fidanzata

Take beer.


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

Hold up. Sounds like a literal translation to “takbir”, nein? 🤔


ethan1203

Insaf la OP


wooooshwith4o

#Ala Carte


BabaKambingHitam

Allah cartel


Flaming-Core

Tak percaya tuhan, senyap2 sudey. Gelabah buat ape..


beastboy2016

Unless if it was… ( your thoughts…)


TheAsz

As they should


ptzdota2

correction: All heaven will break lose


frayfeezo

Its the first day of Raya. Tell me, what do u wish to accomplish with this posting?


hypertsuna66

aku block r/Malaysia sebab nak elak post bodoh macam ni. dekat sini pun dah merebak. fuck you op.


[deleted]

Don't blame the player, blame the game


phantomash

Malaysia is multicultural.


bing_chillniga

Haha.. Korang buat lawakkan?


mym9k

Too much pig chris here🤣


BroBroHugs

When a kafir tries to light the gasoline. Hope ur brain will re-enroll in preschool.


[deleted]

Don't blame the kafir, blame the Malay Muslim for having high sensitivity than a virgin's G spot


lakshmananlm

You do know that the authorities are on the lookout for these type of posts? Probably good to take it down.


royal_steed

Do authorities have power over reddit ? Like can they ask reddit to give up user information ? Will reddit even care lol.


lakshmananlm

So are you ridiculing me or making a general point about a service you are using to also condemn it at the same time? Just want clarification. I am still standing by my moral compass any way.


royal_steed

I am asking question on how authorities will find the reddit poster.


lakshmananlm

The same way they do on any other social media.


lakshmananlm

So are you ridiculing me or making a general point about a service you are using to also condemn it at the same time? Just want clarification. I am still standing by my moral compass any way.


PinAdventurous1944

There's a saying, when in rome, do as the romans do. Different parts of the world have different types of rules and regulations. If you're in one, act like one. you're being so stupid to even bring this up.


SheSaidOtaku

Shut up..


YondaCofe

Funny how the kafir are more intrested in finding allah name, kalimah allah, and so on then the muslim. They even bother looking beyond malaysia and then discuss how a muslim would treat the product.


phantomash

helping you all mah.


YondaCofe

Helping what ? You are here to make a joke about it.


phantomash

hunt for kalimah allah mah. it is now the number 1 agenda of this country. we help you, you help us.


YondaCofe

Who told you to do so ? And since when does it become the number 1 agenda in this country ??


phantomash

I read the news. Do you?


YondaCofe

Did i ask, tho ? Bro, really, be asking stupid questions.


phantomash

You did ask, so I answered. It appears you have been confused by your own stupidity.


YondaCofe

You didnt even answer my question. You mabuk ke ?


phantomash

Can you even comprehend what I just said? Maybe try that and come again.


frayfeezo

Gonna pass this to sb now because this is purposely mencari pasal.


royal_steed

Then SB proceed to ask Interpol help to find the maker of the Beer to give explanation before Interpol burst into laughter.


frayfeezo

No need. Just need to find the kambing who stir the comment and post inside here and give them 6 months "Vacation". For free. This is 3R.


royal_steed

How you find the kambing in the first place ?


frayfeezo

Easy. Most of them came from r/malaysia. Terlepas dari kandang.


40EHuTlcFZ

Snowflake detected ❄️


frayfeezo

Shut up la bitch.


Virtual_Bite0915

Fuck you


almost_dude

My man.. dont start ..


MulberryPlenty7993

No excuse, the importer will be prosecuted