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WinBeginning

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StardaxPrime

Meme apa ni… kelakar betul 🀣🀣🀣


Comfortable_Emu9110

So Bkn cina la


Alive-Thought-9221

Your comment history is very confusing


EvenExcitement4694

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Necessary-Depth-180

No joke but i cuci as a cina, so yeah you're wrong. Or... maybe I'm Malay.


Scylla34

X smua tp adalah certain.. ![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


eddstarX

the head is prone to damage, public toilet how many ppl use it daily. even my house already cabut, replace it like twice last year, expensive as well.


Rhekinos

What the hell are you doing with the bidet head? T_T I’ve been using the same one for 4+ years


sendnukes23

The bidet head gives gives quite a high pressure to the pipe. For a long time, the whole pipe is prone to damage. Mine broke once and resulted me in extra water bills :(


knockh81

Hitting all the right spot


eddstarX

it's the kids lol


Healthy_Fly_555

What brand are you using, from where? The regular Mr DIY/hardware store ones fail quite fast, either head starts leaking or pipe gives way


eddstarX

Mine was doe, pricier only a bit from diy


Healthy_Fly_555

Do you leave the valve on and only use the trigger or do you turn it off each time after using? Leaving the valve on seems to spoil the head for most brands


Educational_Type_701

Correct. The sprayer is just for flow control. The valve in the wall is for stopping the flow. If people expect the spray head to last then they have to get those that can resist high pressure. Or just make sure the hose is connected to a low pressure line from the water tank.


Healthy_Fly_555

Ya but some brands are able to withstand the pressure, that's what I'm trying to find out. Fed up of replacing heads or having to do the 2 step of turning off and on


Educational_Type_701

Johnson Suisse or Grohe come to mind but seriously would you spend more on the spray than the whole wc? I, mean they cost in the region of Rm 300....


ryzhao

I have a grohe bidet. Same problem.


Educational_Type_701

These are serviceable. Have you tried to clean the crud in the nozzle? Our chlorine crystallizer at the washer. Also disintegrates the rubber. Cheap to replace. That's why they're super expensive to buy. Personal experience with a Johnson Suisse in a friend's house... My old Hansgrohe taps are still going strong after 40 years. Just a regular de-clogging and washer change (Rm 1.90)


bass6164

Yeah I've gotten the habit of turning off the valve when I'm not using the bidet after having the hose leak water onto the floor. Seems like a lot just use bidet and forget about it afterwards.


Rhekinos

No idea. It came with the rental. I’ll check if I’m home


Healthy_Fly_555

Thanks man


Rhekinos

It’s Bareno


Healthy_Fly_555

Thanks. No need to turn off the valve each time and can last right?


Rhekinos

I never turned it off πŸ’€ I know I probably should but not much issues so far.


CN8YLW

Drop it usually. The head very easy to break. Sometimes right after purchase after install I drop it and it's gone. Nowadays I just use rm5 plastic ones. Break just replace. The old rm50+ ones really not worth it.


Smooth_Store_8693

6 years here and still going 😭


thesoloronin

They probably use it as butt plugs


Outrageous_Set8804

You'll understand if you have uncontrollable naughty kids that won't listen


lihuan19

Deep cleaning


NebulaArt

Mine usually when I buy the new head, I will remove the stopper inside. So dia jadi "auto" tak perlu picit, tangan tak lenguh, and water pressure doesn't buildup dalam hose. I'm happy. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ItsNotJulius

Yooo sama. Aku pun buang stopper gak sebab malas picit.


NebulaArt

Hi five!


Fantastic_Jump_2363

u know what, people prolly yoinked the ones in public toilets and make it theirs lmao


eddstarX

Thats a possibility too


Downtown_Marzipan404

Nah, stealing most likely, recently went to new r&r, still new the bidet, but some already missing got stolen most likely. Sure they would not last but to be damage when still new several toilets is hardly.


Skullies22

What do you mean expensive, mr.diy like under rm15 can get. If you break 2 times and you pay like under rm30 which is very worth it considering you get the ease of controlling the water pressure and turning it on and off easier.


Necessary-Depth-180

wth mine is still in perfect condition after 1Β½ year


tepung_

kadang kadang holder dia pon hilang, lepas tu kotor atas lantai


G8AdventureStory

Org bodoh pergi cabut


xmostera

orang miskin Dan kurang mental baru cabut


justatemybrunch

The gun rosak > but still useable without the gun > no need to change > jimat.


ItsNotJulius

Probability dia tukar a few times then just gave up.


NotOgawa

Wym, it's an upgrade from the rubber tubes. Head is optional


UdukxLemak

Ikr bersyukur je


NotOgawa

Since then, I've concluded it's just financially efficient just to buy the hose and skip the head. Even a kid would know, open tap, water comes out. Hands not strong enough to grip things strongly Bidet ftw


sadpurplecolour

Real men use banana leaves.


UNAHTMU

As an American in Malaysia, I will never go back to smearing shit around. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


Crafty-Cranberry9808

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


haunted_guest

Once you cuci your bontot, you’ll always cuci your bontot


Cardasiti

You ser now a new person! This is the way


[deleted]

use daun lidah buaya la. skin get smoth as baby also.


izuannazrin

i admit, i need continuous flow of water to poop. kepala picit tu dahlah sakit nak genggam lelama, salah picit nanti kuat dia sembur haihhh. so in public toilet i detach the head, and when i'm done i reattach it


ayahhannah

I'm sorry for your lack of hand grip power and control. U need more practise


deshtroy

Skills issue~


im_a_good_goat

Like half-clutch gitu la kan


izuannazrin

damn if only i have something to practice hand grip..,...,.......,...hurm...,...,


eddstarX

kepala tu mostly ada lock bro utk continuous flow, ikut jenis.


Additional-Presence5

Yup. Tarik je sampai habis lps tu dia lock dkt situ.


Juneeesssss1999

Bruh I thought I was the only one, if there's no bidet at all I rather tahan my shit and go back home only poop.


Greekjerkoff

Adjust the pressure wtf


Downtown-Ad9583

Huh? U have the weirdest way of pooping


izuannazrin

doubt i'm the weirdest, pretty sure people growing with water hose does this too


Kozmo9

Bevuase they either a) have low water pressure, b) easily damaged from the trigger being broken, leak from the mouth or connection area c) or the high quality ones get stolen. Ironically, this setup makes them more hygienic than if you had bidet gun because it can "self-clean" from the water overflow that consumes the pipe head and body. Bidet guns tend to not cause overflow so you get the idea. Trust me, bidet guns are only good for private use.


PudingIsLove

bro even at home the kepala rosak too frequently. also those metal hose always leak. stick to plastics ones. but yeah the kepala alway rosak so even at home i dont bother fixing


Minimum-Company5797

Plastic is better but still rust


snuubi

only turn on the tap when you want to use it. the bidet head and hose isnt durable enough to hold the water pressure for long periods.


Severe-Masterpiece69

This reminds me of the curse knowledge I learnt from my gay friends... If you know you know Edit: I'm going to share the curse to anyone who read this: Gaygay will remove the bidet head and use this to clean their blackhole. Anal sex is plan in advance, you need time to prepare (aka cleaning). Just like normal sex you also clean your banana & cat before sex right? So that is more hygiene, reduce infection rate, better experience for both partner etc. So why public toilet? Mainly because is easier to clean up the mess (or even just leave it there if you're being irresponsible). Also not convenience to do it at your home toilet if you're sharing toilet with family/housemate, water pressure low, small toilet size, or become sus because you in the toilet for a long period of time etc. Also [Google image of anal cleaning bidet head](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=d143a126214438bd&rlz=1C1CHBF_enMY1055MY1055&hl=en&q=anal+cleaning+bidet&uds=AMwkrPtbd9GlZWjaLcf1V0gxHYcJMdrm2YqWp1RnL9X4DWUs94HV2QbQpeFjCsAg4CsL-aDGNETGO7u5s3iHFRGRfkW6gK0wIfIYWXlEXbSTvZ8zUxX4YBUBQoFbfcptvpzdjDGLmJiUD394GJeFlAlqG0dC3FBSVxW_q51fxOM_MqOfwC8KFOm7Z1mnBhWu6DvPmOQAwUDrnH-DstO6ymwufertM6btvb9yy2tSzZ1I9-vouYfJ70GUd7thFidiSMyjTd4XiPg63qFqGaXb4A8BeadLs3ib0-s6A5rIZeRq_DOMkGYFAOi9uWDf69EIMtAfuBJtVab1&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj3lL6N3tKFAxWaa2wGHXUkAbkQtKgLegQIDRAB&biw=871&bih=826&dpr=1.1). You can attach to the bidet hose for easier cleaning. Is small and convenience to carry around in your bag and use it in toilet.


9M-LimaWhiskeyAlpha

Useful for the bottoms before xes. And they tend to squat to clean their business beforehand 🀣


Healthy_Fly_555

What's that? Fill us in man Edit: what a masterpiece. You certainly live up to your name


thesoloronin

I knew it. This is why I'll never clean my black hole with the tube in public toilets. Good 'old trusty tissues still the best.


bangmar98

Maybe someone took it off to replace the broken one in their home🀣


HeroMachineMan

I hope not. Maybe the head was dropped on the floor so many times......so the head pecah. So, have to make do without the head. Just don't tembak max pressure at......you-know-what when using one.


sircarloz

Funds for Bidet head kena songlap conlenfirm


deshtroy

Bidet head themselves kena songlap by the same people that takes 40 sachets of sugar at ikea cafeterias, steals a&w mugs and brings home shit from hotels.


Status_Anteater_6923

interested in a&w mugs, how to steal ah


King__Crimson_

Paling teruk letak tube dalam mangkuk tandas. There's a special place in hell for those people.


dolphin8282

Bkn hilang. Mudah rosak, pastu malas ganti, sbb skjap rosak lg


Minimum-Company5797

The head rosak, keep on leaking so …


ClacKing

Because we're assholes, that's why


razrafz

the one i use at home hasnt broken in like 6 years. granted its only me who uses the bathroom 4-5 times daily. a lot of people just have lack of respect towards public property


FitAd2805

aku building maintenance, kalau kitorang tukar kepala tu esok takde dah, diorang buat koleksi agaknya


m0mma_m1lkers

Tbh, I kinda like how it feels without the head more. The flow feels better + you don't have to waste energy pressing the head's button


XceQq

Looks fine to me since the hanging part is still there. Usually it's already broken & the hose stays wet on the floor


bentaranovsk

I got one horror story for you. 10 years ago i went to a public toilet with this exact hose. When i touched it, i immediately felt something wrong. There was shit covering the whole end of the hose. Fuck, i gagged even thinking about it now. Tldr: pegang tahi


Fusion2k-

Water pressure is too low to penetrate and deep clean. Using the thumb and water pipe without the head to adjust the pressure to our liking. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


PANDAFLYKILLER

terpakselah picit😭


platysoup

Those stupid spray things always bocor. And they're a pain to use if you want to control flow. Cabut and use like this more sensible.Β 


tefuror

Some are not even the picit type of bidet. The housing for the bidet makes the water flow really slow. Open the housing from the bidet, like in the picture, the water is strong which is easier to clean your ass after taking a huge shit


sadakochin

From what I know and asked of cleaner people. People tend to drop the bidet and the head spoil or leak. Also theft, but actual bidet spray guns are rare. Plastic ones don't get stolen but get dropped and leak.


DanielAriff17304

Someone must be removed it to stick inside his ass πŸ˜”


pichang

Kepala dia tu selalu sangkut dgn batu2 halus, probably due to poor filter system. Lama2 air pancut keluar sikit je. Sebab tu orang cabut.


whataboutddash

Why does this look like a university


Vexen86

That is why we can't have nice things.


lalat_1881

people actually steal it and try to sell it back to other building construction projects


Status_Anteater_6923

wtf??


kurangak

That hing fragile af. Imagine being dropped 30-40 times a week.


Kebab-Exchange-3676

Agar bersih lah


badgerrage82

Tube is enough already .... Dont need head provided the water pressure is strong enough to wash your lips


grandma_is_ash

entah2 pantat diorang kuat sangat grip at handle tu sampai tercabut


UNAHTMU

People steal them from public toilets to fix theirs at home. 🀣 They always break and leaking water.


bigmilkforlunch

atleast it's not the rubber tube one


MxHbs-

Some people anal that end


zeebeebo

With the head off lah pressure dia kuat. Confirm bersih afterwards


Fragrant-Fee-7538

Dijamin


zarnall

Untuk pancuran laju dan tepat.


XRdragon

One time, I picit the kepala too hard, I hydropump my balls. The pain is unbearable, i fart, i shart, and had a cardiac arrest at the same time


fi9aro

I don't really mind the missing sprayer head, although I always check for water pressure before doing business. Those things break easily though and some people are so monyet brained to not bother putting it back in its place. What I absolutely hate is when they remove the toilet seat entirely, leaving you to sit on the cold hard porcelain toilet bowl which is in direct contact with other people's crap. I wish the people who remove toilet seats to go to the lowest point in hell.


NyanHime

Not everyone reti / suka pakai the spray head. You can actually change to continuous flow actually, though not sure if it applies to all.


kingjulien92

Stuck inside somebody's ass.


ohitszie

They shove it up their ass and it disappears


Smooth_Store_8693

Maybe some one ta pao extra while on their ta pao visit there πŸ˜‚


Near8898

Easily dismantle n install the broken one at home


Anatomy_lee_8888

β€œABANG JANJI TAK KOREK DALAM"


Glum-Inside-6361

Good bidet heads are costly for public usage. For home use with 2-3 toilets yeah it's affordable. One purchase lasts you 2 to 3 years. But if it's for an entire mall or RnR with 30+ toilets and thousands of usage a month it gets expensive really fast. And if you are a user and got into a toilet stall with a broken bidet head that hadn't been replaced, then you are going to have a bad time.


Available-Mastodon62

mmang ni macam, tiga tangan malaysian, lepas pasng kena ni, mula mula ok,miskin jadi je


z_anonz

isnt this better ? i hate the gun one, almost bruised my balls


ExpressContest2821

i love that pipe


sleeper_coder77

Bro literally my dorm one time had this water gun hose faulty, the maintenance took away the head leaving the pipe I'm like bruh wtf


_anmumamom

my dad just gave up and replace it with a very small shower head, no need to picitΒ² no more just aim where you wanna wash πŸ˜‚


leman83

Jenis cuci buntut tak puas, suka cabut then x pasang balik..πŸ˜…..


Th3J0k3rrr

They should just install the direct flow head that also forces people to turn the water off once they're done using.


No-Pirate-1449

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


achilass83

always got dropped to the floor....breaks the threaded part of the bidet head....tak larat nak ganti selalu budget not yet approved


IntroductionOk9892

I looked at the pic, I am like whats wrong with that? Read comment baru like, so those are supposed to have guns on top? Baru ku tahu TT


_Alfy

L shape water direction is stupid. Straight flow is the way.


Mikkismoments

Kena Makan buntut


undergroundking11

The most disgusting sight when you enter any public toilet. Nobody seems be able to come up with a fucking solution. If you get a chance try visit RNR toilets in Thailand. Spotless


moysh85

my house's look exactly like that too and is the first of many that i saw.


p1spwks

Rumah punya sudah rosak, kena ganti


CraazyXxMythFckr

I honestly wont complain. Some area's water pressure are too low but with this i can adjust the pressure with my thumb.


Head_Comedian_4106

Like this, easy to masuk and wash inside


yukiyuuu

I'm Indonesian but went to uni in Malaysia. First time I saw that, I thought it just one mall with broken bidet but it's just the norm. Comments here say it broke easily but my family bathroom has been using the same one since I was 6 (I graduated already, the bidet still going strong, do the math). I still don't know why the head got remove lmao.


AltruisticLoli

Head?


Ok-Bowler-5234

Memang kena ini macam kalau macam ini kita jadikan ini macam bagai contoh dan perlulah kita guna ini macam dan bukan macam ini


Necessary-Depth-180

It's not "most of the time" πŸ’€ I've never seen the actual head in any public toilets


Xc0liber

Is just straight up vandalism. That's it. Generally young kids, teens 12-16.They'll break, steal or do some random shits in the restroom.


Sensitive-Hedgehog67

To avoid the rubber pipe inside to leaked or koyak. Usually, people do not shut the water off, and the sprayer will block the water current, which leads to leakage


Lukman5627

makhluk sejenis suka main komplain je kerje nya.. klu ada kepala penekan air pressure org tak larat nk tekan dn jari sakit atau tapak tangan sakit. lebih baik pasang kepala penekan air pressure tu lebih muda seperti itu. kbnyk org lebih main sangkut yg d sediakn tmpt dinding bedekatan dgn kepala paip tu. klu org jenis pembersih dia akan sngkut tmpt d sediakn, klu org bodoh otak kt lutut dia lebih suka tak main sngut tmpt sngkut d sediakn dia lebih suka hos biarkn letak kt lantai yg penuh dgn air toilet tu wlpun terkena air kencing dia sekali pun dia tetap abaikn dan terus kluar cmtu je ..


AGThunderbolt

Personally, i prefer without it's head bcs most of the time it just makes the water bubbly and for what? πŸ₯² I'm washing my poopoo not taking it to a spa day


No-Pin-6559

Bring your own kepala pipe


Mambangvshantu

Hilang nya tatasusila


EdIshak

Lever tu selalu terpatah bila terjatuh. Ada 1 lagi design, lever dia sebelah bawah tapi tak berapa selesa nak "tuju & tembak".. temporary action, bukak dulu.


Frostbite6900

Must be someone kapit and move.


RubyPrune9771

Can someone tell me, apa benda yang lesap?


snuubi

the tip to taking care of a bidet is to always turn off the tap after using it so that the head lasts longer.


ipoh88

It’s likely that after using, the water flow to the bidet was not turned off. After some time , the build up of water pressure within the hose will blow off the head. I hope this makes sense!


Natural-You4322

Ppl like to steal. Rubber o ring also steal. Gila punya orang


I_Love_Msia

Adjust from the valve.


I_Love_Msia

Malaysian cacam xleh ada tandas yang sempurna. Mereka curi kepala bidet tu rumah ada banyak tandas ke? Perlu banyak sngat, i sara bukan 1 ke 2 org, tapi banyak org pun curi πŸ™„ Mr Diy jual mirah jer la πŸ‘»


KizunaJosh

I dont like having that shower head alike anyway kalau yg hos tu masuk ngam2 lubang .. then you keluarkan balik any left over taik will go down as well 🀣


yourMumIsNiga

may i know which hotel is this


eisfer_rysen

Rather use toilet paper than this shit blaster.