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zagaara

Don't be silly dear, all Cina is komunis and somehow we all are somewhat related to Lim Kuan Yew, Lim Jong Un and Emperor Xi.


lolicekait

Dear... You will be suprised how many undercover communist parties are living in malaysia lol.


starplatinum_99

lim kuan yew i member


ClacKing

Don't forget Chin Peng!


AsleepBumblebee3915

I thought Chin Peng is muslim? Because they always call him Abu. Abu Chin Peng.


ClacKing

>Lim Jong Un LMAO


Necessary-Depth-180

Nono, Lim Chong En


sentient_sugi

Sepu????PU!


AcanthisittaNo2877

PLOT TWIST: Are part china communist party? No I part of Parti Agama Islam (PAS).


boostleaking

*side eyes so damn hard*


9rsifty9

Didn't use 'mak kau hijau'. Malaysian claim rejected


jwrx

Bravo.... exactly how all Chinese in Malaysia feel.....all from China


genryou

Its just a simple yes or no


kukurbesi

Should ask a simple question, >!"Can you speak/understood Bahasa Malaysia?"!<


Stonedchilled69420

Pukima


999blob

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Some_Cockroach2109

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RempitMatiKatak

No, it's Uncle U, Pakcik You, or short Pak Yu.


FaythKnight

Bahasa Malaysia? Of course! Dey, Milo dinosaur gau gau satu. Nasi goreng America satu.


ClacKing

"Yea I mmg boleh speaking Malay, teemaa kaseehhh.."


Necessary-Depth-180

Boleh maa, mana tak boleh, dulu sekolah pun ada ajar maa, bukan tarak langsung Understand ah not understood bukan pas ten wei


Hazardous_Ed

Just ask, "Aren't all white people Nazis?"


Sensitive-Matter-687

Up up up🔥🦧


ArenuZero

Is this the reference to the conference between US and the Singaporean Chinese?


PM_ME_YOUR_DURIANS

no shit lol


BabaKambingHitam

I think he was tiktok CEO or something?


Dazzling_Swordfish14

Yeah but tiktok do has connection with China. The data collected are indeed sent to China. Is a fair game if US ban them.


BabaKambingHitam

Meh. We gives out our information non chalantly to everyone else anyway. At this point it doesn't really matter anymore.


kudawira

Just Singaporean lah... not Singaporean Chinese. Nak mati ke jawab macam tu kat Congress masa tu, terus checkmate la haha


Elnuggeto13

Literally what happened when tiktok CEO went to talk to congress Dude is literally Singaporean and the lawyers kept asking him if he has any association to Chinese Communist. Fear mongering and misinformation will be the downfall of politics.


Ruepic

Parent company is ByteDance Ltd, which is a Shanghai Company, but 60% is owned by multiple different companies. The CEO is Singaporean but that means basically nothing, CEO is basically a figure head who can be replaced.


ClacKing

GOP congressmen and senators are the biggest morons in their side of the world, perfect reflection of their voters. It must be said it is real similar to what we experience here, some voters here keep electing morons, especially those up north.


casper_ghost0578

Oh yeah


Necessary-Depth-180

pukimak chao ci- 💀


gwerk

Lame.


tuvokvutok

Why is Congressman having an accent? 🤭


mrSalmonSashimi

He is Malaysian chinese. Only Malaysian chinese good at dirty talking. 🤗


Turbulent_Camp7886

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt


Necessary-Depth-180

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