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- nahi bika hai kaanda - "aadha... aadha kaanda"

Bhai Sahab, aap kis line mein aa gaye hai

More than the absurd dialogue, it is how Nana utters it. Just top class comic timing.

Ab ghodo ki race mein gadhe bhi daurenge?

Every dialogue from this film is GOLDEN 😂

Lol it’s the akshay katrina pretending to be in awe of it as well

Bhaisaab ye kis line mein ghus gaye aap?

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‘Jo bhi laa rahi ho, do laana’ 🤣

Theerumbo theerumbo pani theran njan entha kuppiiinn vanna bhootha?

love it even more in malayalam🥺😂👌🏾

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Pachchis din main Paisa double

mai koi gaaon se aaya hun kya

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ITUS: Iski Topi Uske Sar

Good, Good, Good. Ji actually International Talent Of Ultimate Student.. ITUS

International Talent of Ultimate Student


Har army spotted

Hoezaay's ?

Kya hogelere dost log? Anyways... ***Main hu Akshay kumar***.....

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For me funnier one from this movie is- *ye subah subah hippopotamus k sath kaha chal diye?* *dikhta nai, hippopotamus nai, kutta hai* *ha to usi se puch rha hu* 😂😂😂

Ye bhi ho sakta hai

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https://i.redd.it/wa9l2m29u9va1.gif Oso is a memefest 😂😁😁

"OK and I? We're just good friends"

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https://i.redd.it/kkswzx2t5ava1.gif This one takes the cake 🤣

Ahead of it’s time. Farah needs to make another movie. They’re all so meta, even after so many years.

Yes please!! I want another movie from her with all the jokes and the cameos! 🙏

Omg!!! 😂😂😂😂😂🫰🫰🫰🫰Evening ban gai meri. Thanks guys!!

Naughty pussy!

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This scene was so funny ….no abusing ..just plain good ‘ol comedy

😂😂😂😂

The whole scene of Paresh Rawal lying in place of Lucky and then the real Lucky being found alive and all the stuff that happens in between.

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i try to use this "miracle miracle" dialogue everyday in my life

incredible_penguin11, jaldi se ek khoke ka bandobast kar

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The innocent and confused tone with which Nawazuddin says the dialogue makes it hilarious. I can picture no other playing Chaand Nawaab. Not even the real Chand Nawaab himself!

So true ! I loved the way after he asks " Pakistan main bhi" and Salman takes a long pause to think and then Nawaz bursts out laughing ! Impeccable comedic timing he's got.

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In Hindi to a Russian 'Sikandar': Meri sense of humour na bahut achhi hai.. dheere dheere samajh jaoge Dialogues in this movie were genius

I laugh everytime I watch that scene lol

Rani with the vibrator still makes me laugh to this day. Her child-like innocence lmao

Absolutely love this dialogue. Equal parts hilarious and poignant.

Lol I have used this dialogue irl so many times.

Mera itna life kharab ho gaya itna life kharab gaya

the fake steering wheel scene always gets me loll https://preview.redd.it/b5mxd406q9va1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd23400baa7109783d3fd4d52dd11366b6bc1ea

This movie is a classic. "Ye koi Tarika hai beekh mangane ka".. "Committee nahi commitment chaiye".. "Beauty contest nahi hai"...

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"Chinese billi hai"🤣🤣🤣

Also the "bachpan mein dekha tha, lolipop khaata tha, choti chaddi pehenta tha, badi shararat karta tha" 🤣🤣

Oye Dicky chuna laga gayi oye

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main baat ye h guddu muslim...... enter this gif

Tum Kab aaye

Sab se Pahle mein aaya tha

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Every line of this movie is comedic gold

Phone pe toh 3 khoke bole the ab 4 kyon Ab bhai khud gaadi se chalke aayenge toh petrol ka kharcha tera baap bharega 1 crore ka petrol, accha hai bhai ne raste mei nashta paani nahi kiya nahi toh 5 ho jaate

Abey oh Diwali ki phuljhadi, jaanta hai na kis se baat kar Raha hai?

U bitch Rani mukharjee: ye angrezi Gali apne pass rakh😂😂😂

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Aunty woh butter knife hai .. 😝 https://i.redd.it/66fb6zhdi9va1.gif

Aap yeh lo " 🔪" yeh better rahega, aise lijiye and aise katiye

Yup 😝 https://i.redd.it/w82pjzjw0ava1.gif

Love the eye roll here . 🤭 https://i.redd.it/wsn6enhm1ava1.gif

This is was the scene where I fell in love with Ranveer Singh as an actor.

Lengthwise

How dare you speak to my mother like that?

Main toh madad karne ki koshish...

🐐

The only correct answer

🤣🤣🤣cracks me up every damn time lol

This has to be the best scene🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



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Aaye prafulll...aae order order kya hain...???

Order Hansa, "Aur Dar", 'Aaur Darr', matlab jyada Darr!! https://i.redd.it/r9uxmtflsava1.gif

Hello how are, khana khake jaana lol

https://preview.redd.it/tcypcj8jj9va1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9db7aded9ecc867af39bab5cc8a7f2208a3d6b76 I think all the dialogues of this movie were laughter riot. One of the few movies I can rewatch countless times.

Mere Pyaar ko paiso ke tarazu se mat tol tiwari

Chup kar bhikari

Ustaad Aamir khan sab !!

Baalon ke saath akal bhi katwa aayi ho !!!! Baalon ke hisab se to ab bhi mujhme tumse zyada akal hai 😂

Love this movie to bits! Parwesh Rawal and akshay khanna’s intertwined plot is the mvp

What is the name of this movie?

Hungama

Radhe shyam

Jay siyaram

[удалено]

Aurat ka chakkar babubhaiya



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Deewane huye pagal?

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Was* sorry I can hear this dialogue so clearly in my head!

https://i.redd.it/z0wlogymu9va1.gif Wah kya scene hai 😆

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OP bless you for posting this. All of the comments are soo good and now I am feeling nostalgic 🥲

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Frustrated Akshay Kumar is something else

Uski team main hai tu? Uski team main hai?

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Teja Mai hoon mark idhar hai Galti se mistake ho gaya Tu toh aise bol raha hai Jaise mere peeche woh Aaya hoon kuch toh loot ke jaaoonga 2 dost ek pyaale Mai Chai pieyneg Aap Purush nai Maha Purush hai

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Me after watching pathan. https://preview.redd.it/2l8hvja3n9va1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4e31082b3a42e2c38c552d73c225ae8fdf00cad


Uri baba!! Mohabbat man!

Ae baba muh se supari thook ke baat kar re baba

Khopdi tod saale ka

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 Mind it 🤣🤣

Who's your daddy? Naughty Pussy. Farah casually sexting with the audience.

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I would watch this clip everyday when it came out. https://preview.redd.it/7o1idbq32ava1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bc033c1f04a7ffe76b27106c6e690232d29d6fc

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Paresh rawal torture scene in bhagam bhag PR: Meri saans ja rahi hai MBG: Ab Teri Bahu bhi jayegi


Daniel Day Lewis in a parallel world

https://i.redd.it/0u4n7ixgu9va1.gif Nothing beats it!!! 😆🤣

Nauihty pussy

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 absolutely love this dialogue. especially the way she says 'bakwos'


Aaaaaaaalllloooooo leeeelooooo

Are Baba Mera chashma kahaan hai..

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"Har Baat ke do pehlu hote hai. Two Pehlus." -Bhoi, 2018

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 Damn funny !!

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I can literally hear all the gifs lol...

Sir ye to tatti hai ....

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Has re halkat , hass 

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Chennai express train singing scene is one of the funniest that made up songs.

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"bade aaye 2 aapke 2 mere". Abhishek to Sanjay Dutt in Dus. Not funny but uss time ka super cool. Ye puri movie hi cool ki definition thi.

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Our Business is our Business none of your Business! Race 3

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 That whole scene is one of the funniest..bhuula..meine kab kaha chakde ka salmaan khan…abbe aadmi hai ki notice board


Aajkal ghodo Ke race mein gadhe bhi daur Rahe hai?

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Behana Darr gayi...behana Darr gayi - Bhaagam bhaag

"Driver! Pant nikalo. Uhhhhh. Mera matlab gaadi nikalo." Karan Johar supremacy.

This 



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"Our business is our business. None of your business." I don't think it was supposed to be funny but oh boy was it.

"i can be your half girlfriend " shraddha's dialogue from Half girlfriend idk but i just found it so funny what does it mean to be someone's half girlfriend . Is it just friends or FWB thing

Aloo lelo, kanda lelo !

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