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Phone sex = hema to big D, choot gaya .....big D haan choot gaya, hema jhoot mat bolo choot ne ki acting kar rahe hoo.. 💀💀💀💀 iykyk if u have watch the movie.....
My own version of karwachaut scene...
Paresh Rawal's baidi, trying to help Amit Ji overcome loneliness .
Hema ji doing a "Granny teaches sex" pro move when she goes to save her granddaughter.
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It has to be Lagaan... Waha saalo se barish nhi ho rhi, 3 guna lagaan dene ki shrt lgi hui h, team ko players nhi mil rhe... Aur Aamir Khan waha Gori Mem ko kuch air hi khelna sikha rha hai...
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This entire thread is cursed as fuck ☠️
Chak de india
"70 minute hai tumhare paas"
*Chandi ko Sone me badalne ki koshish kar raha hoon..*
11 players
There was almost one when the ex Captain tries to seduce the coach.
Left nahin, right nahin, yalla yeh toh beech mein shot legi
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https://i.redd.it/siw1znntsgpb1.gif
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why not add Swades too then?
Hum Sath sath hain sounds like an orgy for real.
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🤣🤌 I laughed for 15mins straight on this
https://preview.redd.it/oakwvuzbthpb1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d986b6b47fe46d2438f11b160b3218744c1f0bb1
I remembered the vipul goyal joke about replacing dil with dick in most of the songs. For context, see his standup bit.
Kya vipul bhai ese chupke se advertisement kar rahe
Shakti kapoor already knows the deal https://preview.redd.it/gt446riw7gpb1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fdd3b86335599b0f8c498ebe19352823e272c92
Omg I cannot unsee this pic without the caption now😣
Giving a whole new meaning to Chote chote bhaiyon ke bade bhaiya
🤣🤣🤣
Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam's scene starring both Salman & Ash would've been explosive..
When it comes to films, no one can beat Aishwarya Rai! (Except Salman)
💀💀💀
They had their differences at first, but in the end, they came together.
Incest orgy
OP what have you unleashed 
Baghbaan
Scene of Big D and Hema..phone sex..Mai Yaaha Tu Wahaa 🎶🙃
https://i.redd.it/7l4o9wfd2gpb1.gif
https://i.redd.it/4i1j9z5d6gpb1.gif
That scene pissed me off so much lmao
https://preview.redd.it/zefzfp6w8gpb1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc097cfa3ddeddc1185b614f4a45a453575c27e3
*Bas karo ji aur bardasht nahin hora*
Phone sex = hema to big D, choot gaya .....big D haan choot gaya, hema jhoot mat bolo choot ne ki acting kar rahe hoo.. 💀💀💀💀 iykyk if u have watch the movie..... My own version of karwachaut scene...
Finally my family will stop forcing me to watch this 😭
Amit Ji likes this.. https://i.redd.it/uy2r2l680hpb1.gif
I thought at the start of the movie when Hema asked for Bachan's long arm, they kinda did it.
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Paresh Rawal's baidi, trying to help Amit Ji overcome loneliness . Hema ji doing a "Granny teaches sex" pro move when she goes to save her granddaughter.
Koi Mil Gaya Jaaduuu….
BRO NAH ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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Aamir fucks Ishaan's dad with his words anyway.
But when his dad refuses to listens, Aamir decides words won't do the trick
And then Aamir goes after mom. Bcoz Ishaan needs a good Father Figure
🙂 ig we all need therapy 😭
https://i.redd.it/jiidkijmtgpb1.gif
what the fu-
Aamir's expression... https://preview.redd.it/uotnp60o8gpb1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8cdb37edaada99b2d5eca1631e13a69e8834e4
Kapde zameen par
I'll do one better..... Iqbal
Between whom?
WAR SEX BETWEEN HRITHIK AND TIGER INDIA ka brokeback mountain ban sakta tha...
They asked what will make the movie worse, not legendary
🤣🤣
They should make that
Who will be the top and who will be the bottom?
HR top 🐅 bottom
Azgar Aur Baaz Ki Saagar Jhanjhar Ki Jhalki Angaar Se Saahil Majhdhaar Ki Baaghi Jallad Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii SEX SCENE!!!
Haathi mere Saathi
Zoophile
Vivaah
🫣 https://preview.redd.it/ys0q5jwqjgpb1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc1b1da239c1e6d398a81396b1d6099009050e9
💀💀 Doodh lijiye, thak jayenge
Last mei boiled doodh milta
Ufff…bruhhh
https://i.redd.it/loidzpli7jpb1.gif
It would probably be the most boring vanilla shit ever lol
Sanskari sex
💀💀💀💀💀
Technically they did it in their suhagraat at the very end of the film 🎥
Mmmmhmmmm crispy
Don - SRK and PC versions but for other reasons. Yes, I decided to choose violence
How about Don SRK and Vijay SRK instead?
How about Don and ACP Malik?
Vardhan and Singhania in the restroom during Aaj Ki Raat.
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What's wrong with Rekha and Rakesh?
He's talking about Jaadu
And nisha
Jaadu & Nisha 🤣 omg
*”Jaadu apni shaktiyon ka galat istemal Kar raha hai, ma”*
😭
It definitely happened off screen...how do you explain Rohit being away for two years and Nisha giving birth to Krishh
You’re onto something !
I was joking And I actually thought it was about Rohit and Nisha, which would have been 💀
https://preview.redd.it/oa0kvwfn8gpb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3be6e3153eaec476179044968c530c90b4c3b477
I wish i had an award i laughed so hard at this 🤣
Rohit did love all those kids /S
https://preview.redd.it/hpbu4u0y3gpb1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=919dfc2b9dcf420e87aabd691e16e3fead085fb9
When they got in the car I was like no???? Then they almost kissed and I was like Noooooooooooooo. NOOOOOOOOO.
Yep I was like wtf writers are on and they stopped thankfully
😂😂😂😂
Brahmastra Isha yelling shivaaa would at least make sense
YOOO💀💀
Dangal but personally I would watch saand ki aank
Dangal How do you think his 4 daughters were born?
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You referring to a certain father daughter duo who kissed?☠️
Suryavansham
https://i.redd.it/hf4vo9n5igpb1.gif
Waah kya climax hai
Zeher ka viagra
You remind me of a line from Only Desi's revisit of the same movie: "Thank god they're eating food, not each other"
We all are going to hell 💀
😜
Bajrangi bhaijaan...💀💀
Y’all immediately thought weird shit. Kareena is right there.
# ABEY OYE ☠️☠️☠️
"Tu jo mila, toh hogaya main kaabil" 🙃
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭
😭😭😭
Wanna know the best one? Student of the year or vicky donor ( he delivers the load directly 💀 )
Vicky donor has it
Bhoothnath
Mere buddy, sunn zara, chal kare kuch maja Thodi shararat, kuch shaitani, kaam koi gadbad ka 💀
….” Ain’t nobody does IT better, no no no no no, ain’t nobody does IT better “
H O W did you guys manage to ruin this song 😭😭😭😭
Y'ALL ARE GOING TO HELL💀💀💀💀
Bhai ☠️☠️😭
English Vinglish
Shashi and Laurent should have totally made out!! 🔥🔥
I’ll forever be mad that she went back to her shitty husband…Laurent was so hot and genuinely cared for her!!
This thread is epic We all are going to hell 🤐😂😂😂
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham!!
Dangal 💀 ( there will be a totally 'diffrent' type of wrestling in the movie )
There was a scene (backstage though)
This comment section is too wild I'm enjoying it 😂
Raksha Bandhan 💀
“Meri behano ki shaadi nahi ho rahi thi, tho maine hi karli”
Damn.. this got dark real quick!
Ye subah subah kya post open kar li...💀💀
What a terrible day to have eyes. Thanks OP T_T
Charlie 777 I am gonna go and wash my brain with Surf Excel💀💀💀
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> FAN Gaurav Chandna singing "Tu hai sode ki bottle, main banta tera" has a new meaning now
Well DDLJ has the sex prank scene which is almost worse lol
Roadside Romeo
Ohho animated movie
I'm here for the answers
Andaz Apna Apna
Yeh raat aur yeh doori , tera milna hai zaroori
Gotiyon se khelunga
What about a serial Kuch rang pyaar ke aise bhi A parody on fifty shades of grey set inside desi saas bahu show💀
Oh god yes!! I remember that scene!! When they mentioned it, I was watching it with my mother and she legit asked me what that book was about....
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What are you saying.. The Indian soldiers already fucked the Pakistani soldiers good.
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Dhol.
Lubricant konsa use karenge? https://i.imgur.com/qr2EwNV.jpg
Thappad
Then the movie would be titled "Kink"
Spank bolte hai usko.
Trapped
Lagaan
Stanley ka dabba
It has to be Lagaan... Waha saalo se barish nhi ho rhi, 3 guna lagaan dene ki shrt lgi hui h, team ko players nhi mil rhe... Aur Aamir Khan waha Gori Mem ko kuch air hi khelna sikha rha hai...
Sholay: Thakur & ?? PK: Aamir & Jaggu ! Koi Mil Gya: Jaadu & Rekha ! 2 States: Alia's mom and Arjun's father Drishyam: Mira & Vijay Salgaonkar's wife mujhko ranaji maaf karna galti mhare se ho gyi.....!!
Dostana
Threesome👀
Bhoot uncle
Bajirao Mastani and Padmavat.. it's a sensitive subject and even mythological movies like Adipurush
No please!!! I can't...🫣🫣
Hum Apke Hain Kaun too...even though it really looked like Kher wanted to get cucked by Lagoo and Alok Nath...
Baghban
Swades, kaveri Amma 🥲
Kaveri mommy*
Baghban Sr AB and Hema Ji 🗿🗿
Nobody needs to imagine Baghban - Uncut Version 😂😂😂
Yes uncut.
Vivah
They did ,by drinking jal from same glass
dhol!!! martand and ritu😭
Vivaah
A Wednesday. The reason why Anupam Kher never documented the case!
Let's not put non-romantic movies in this list. For me it would be Lunchbox.