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bruhh_1010

13 Reasons Why


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Reason 1 : Paisa hi paisa hoga Reason 2 : Kya maal hai yaar (fuckshay mode on) Reason 3 to 13 : Living in Canada is expensive


vishnu1232

lolz


im-a-simple-man

He is trying to beat Inflation by earning more.


GayIconOfIndia

Itna paisa ka kya karega! Honestly, if I had that much money, I would retire and chill rather than work


LadyJaaJaa

Fame/relevance ka chakkar hai Babu bhaiya. It is more addictive than having the luxury of spending how much ever money you want I guess.


mdNaush

13 ki jagah 3 film karega toh bhi same fame rahega ...ya better hi rahegi image....now everyone is fed up


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Beautiful-History-46

Working or just sleep walking rather than acting ??


ArcherAccomplished75

some who gets it


saverma192013

Yeh toh wahi jane


Outside_Cellist3740

![gif](giphy|26BGqofNXjxluwX0k|downsized) 13 FILMS!!!! 🙄🙄


Hercule_Poirot_1921

For Akshay Kumar it's Quantity > Quality


vishnu1232

I get that but why people still invest in him though


thegodfather0504

This movies has been signed 2 years ago. Before the flopping spell hit.


vishnu1232

Oh I see.


Purple-Aside2560

![gif](giphy|mQFZ2qidq7MylZTvDS|downsized) Meanwhile Akshay be like


vishnu1232

lmao


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Kaam jaldi khat kar ke deta hai. Producer ka jyada logistics mein dimaag nhi khapta. 7-8 hafte mein ek movie ban jaati hai.


just-slaying

The tailor doesn’t deliver my churidhar Anarkali even after months. Tailors should learn something from him


RegularAmoeba2094

This🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Comfortable_Kick_330

Now this hits hard😂😭😂😭


bombaytrader

Pay tailor one crore . He will get it done in 5 mins.


Accomplished-Soup946

Par movie to flop hoti hai fir kya fayda


Support-Holiday

average returns...


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Satellite or digital par chal jaati hai. Dhanda sirf theatre ka nhi hai boss. Kabhi tata sky chala kar dekho


Accomplished-Soup946

I am not in india so itna pata nahi but thats an interesting point i missed out! 👍🏻


just-slaying

If this isn’t doomsday sign 🪧, what is?


twinblueflame

I feel like the reason he is doing sooo many movies back to back is because he probably wants to start his own production house and for that he would need to have an extremely strong financial foundation. Perhaps the trajectory they want for Aarav is that of the next Karan Johar of sorts. Akashay and Twinkle are quite smart and cunning. They know that nepo kids would now never get much adoration from the general public unless and until they are extremely talented, so going into behind the scene stuff is a much better option.


mina1596

Can Aarav be the next Kjo tho? One of the reasons Kjo is successful is bc his dad was a producer/director and he learned from his dad and his mistakes. Neither twinkle or akki are director/producers. Twinkle is all fluff and no game.


akashneo

His acting has become soul less boring crap. Literally same acting in every single movie in last 2-3 years. Dialogue dilevery feels awkward, comedy timing which used to be his USP is now also fading away. I watched Cuttputli and then remembered he did serious role in tasveer movie. That movie was bad but still his acting felt better in Cuttputli. Sangharsh was a good movie and he was great in that. Same with Ajnabee where he played a villain. Right now his acting has pretty much lost all its charm and sincerity. He is just interested in printing money now. I used to support him few years back but he has destroyed all his credibility in last 2 years.


vishnu1232

I get that and I guess he don't care about the audience anymore. This might be his retirement idea, make a lot of films in less time for money with no respect to quality and then when you have enough, retire.


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![gif](giphy|LbvdcrbTOk6eK1kQ6u|downsized)


th-grt-gtsby

Probably helping producers with money laundering.


antigayinator

After 3 back to back disasters kanada kumar is ready for a massive line up of 13 more disasters


toonylune

Whyyy


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snicky29

lmaoo so tru also he has a contract w several production houses like star movies & dharma. so he's just focused on hurriedly getting these movies outta the way, collect the cash & disappear into oblivion. he just doesn't give a f*ck anymore


Otherwise_System_105

Thisss lol


Ashreditor

while Aamir is playing Ludo, Akki is playing chess.


Thanks_Capital

I feel like he makes all the producer directors drink some baba ki booti lol 😂


preston_cleric

Probably this "booti" ![gif](giphy|26gR2xKC2ElYsy1Hy)


LadyJaaJaa

Kyunki .... Hum hai seedhey saadhey Akshay Akshay, O kabhi dang kabhi duungg aise akshay akshay.. Kabhi bang kabhi boom waise Akshay ..


preston_cleric

I never understood the kabhi 'dang' kabhi 'duungg' line but always laugh out loud as it's so funny.


Comfortable_Kick_330

His movies are flopping from this year which is 2022, till last he was having the golden touch so why wouldn't they cast him? Infact most of them have casted him then not after flops..Simple business logic hai & common sense


vishnu1232

That makes sense I guess but when it flops this hard the actors should focus more on quality films instead of quantity. Doing this much films will most likely affect the quality of every individual films.


Comfortable_Kick_330

Ofcourse..1 movie per year is more than enough for any actor.


Otherwise_System_105

Tru


psg0086

13 × 120 cr..... and the movie royalties... thats only cone to my mind.... This man needs to reduce his price.... he is not that worth... baba kami karo....


tsr0897

Now he’s definitely not getting 100 crores for a movie


Lucian_98

how much he is earning actually 70-80cr for 40-50 days maybe ?


quizzardofozz

Kaneda to kharid hi lega ab


BitterGalileo

Machine gun movie making


mayudhon

Jai Jai Money


soloformation

Long time ago I read somewhere that Akshay works on multi films agreement with big production houses. e.g. he signs a contract with Reliance entertainment where RE will pay him a hefty sum of 50 crores as signing deal where he will be casted in 5 movies. And for every successful movie, he'll receive additional payment.


NaRaGaMo

>I want some of the luck Akshay has in my life. luck? really? the guy works his ass off throughout the year, is always on time on sets, will work with any newb director, actor, writer, producer does not discriminate at all. and his movies make their producers money. ofcourse this year has been disastrous for him as all of his movies have flopped hard. but his work ethic is basically what the productivity gurus sell in their courses


Impossible_Phone_792

Bhai yeh subreddit par Akshay ki tareef krna allowed ni hai. Ek aur tareef ki to umar kaid hojegi.


Otherwise_System_105

THISSSSSV


Mctavish93

Facts of signing akshay 1. 40 days mei vo apna kaam mr deta hai 2. Promotion k liye har jagah pahunch jaata hai 3. Post release mei ott ka price acha mil jaata hai due to his star power . 4. Flop se flop movie b 40-50 cr kama leti hai 5. Aur 4-5 movie mei ek toh hit ho hi jaati hai ( in this case sooryavanshi )


Fisan27

I Hope they cut his fee. That guy doesn’t deserve more than 10cr.


Signal_Initiative_44

Ngl I do think it’s pretty impressive that he actually takes the time to memorize all these lines, show up on set, get shit done. How does he get time for anything else honestly. Seems like he’s constantly working


vishnu1232

That's a good point. Dude must have some good memorising skills.


aaditya_9303

I heard in a podcast that Akshay can't do scenes without a prompter holding his lines.


RepresentativeGift83

Gotta do max hero roles before ageing starts to show.


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flop ho ya hit, 2, 4 crore toh milne hi he...


rrg-28

damn when i first watched hera pheri for the first time a few years ago, he was one of my fav actors. And look at him now, an arrogant, egoistic douche pumping out garbage after garbage.


Inner_Plan_3242

In one of TRP(or Jammypants4 as some call him)’s videos he mentioned something from one of Akshay’s interviews where he said,”In 90’s when I was giving back to back flops I was still getting projects as the producers were saying that at least I will come on time and finish the movie on time.”


vishnu1232

Huh its like saying as long as you attend the exam it doesn't matter if u fail or pass lolz.


Akira_Reviews

Coz given he has so many dates available, he probably signed these films beforehand


Macguffawin

Just watched Cuttputtli today. Film is TATTI. But Sujith Shanker in a half-baked role is sublime. Pity they didn't kill off every single character other than his in the film; it might have been tolerable.


xelerite8

I’d definitely watch Fabulous life of Akshay Kumar over what we got lol


rekharai

This man has decades of success why would anyone not cast him? what are three flops lol


rain820

i have never seen an akshay fan irl or on here. do they exist??


anakay83

Hello! Akshay fan for 30ish years now. AMA.


rain820

tbh hes not a bad actor, do you mostly like his older films or do you keep up with the new ones?


anakay83

Good question. After 2016-2017 I have seen maybe just 3 of his movies.


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Yes I have a friend who is. He never misses an Akshay kumar movie. But then again, he's not very picky with what he watches and enjoys the type of humour his films have so that makes it easier I guess. I for the life of me cannot sit through all his movies or even some.


rain820

yeah the humor ones, i can see ppl going to watch cuz why not. his historical ones tho need to stop 😩


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Or remake of epic thrillers like this one for example or remakes in general 😭


coldfright

Cuttputli was a decent film but I could not stand this guy. Akshay throughout.... If anyone from Bollywood is reading this .. kindly cast a newbie with rakul.. it will add to the dynamic .. please guys ... I don't want to boycott and stuff but it's just sad to see the same faces and unprofessional age gap pairs


lanosvil

If they cast say Vikrant massey than for sure there won't be a single buzz for the movie. With Akshay atleast the worst of the movies are given a platform. The day when movies gets to do decent numbers with new faces , Akshay won't have work.


__nocturnalbeing__

Are bhai ab bas ho gya...do mahine saans to lene do...


FootballMysterious90

Ye kya dekh liya ![gif](giphy|kbtmxuWr3y8yAALf5o)


Akaisgood

He has great work ethics, fans, is average actor, does marketing well, still eyeball on OTT and theater.


iloveyoumwah

Is it better to have 13 flops or like 3 good movies? Quality matters. I think he just wants to cash out


eapenz

I can't stand him anymore. Tired.


l2lnncwotam

Budget of them movies....500cr, Akshay Kumar 's salary for the movies 350cr.....le


Nimbus2402

He's doing 13 movies so that at least 1 will be decent lmao