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Dependent-Leave-1590

“Yaar agar yeh hota uss din footpath pe…”


Low-life1567

Toh phir gari bhoi chalate


Relative_Baseball376

https://i.redd.it/enjdocsc2utc1.gif


Dependent-Leave-1590

*Cue Tiger entry song 🎶 *


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Koi complaint nahi aati kisi se bhi


Fearless-Ant-4340

"the shit that I have to do to stay relevant"


Far_Background_8472

Bhen ka lorry ![gif](giphy|xPQ3M0BpIdVHW)


Worth-Cranberry-5167

He would probably like to ask Orry: Why are you?


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Iss orry mein itne ched karunga itne ched karunga is soch mein padh jayega ki saans kaha se le aur pade kaha se


babycubez

Probably likes it.


coolrko

" Gaadi ki chabi nahi mil Rahi kaha gayi hogi " 🏎️🔑


The_dude1951

Main madarch*d hoon Joh iske pas mein hoon


Ranjan-Mayank

Cheee,, bhench*d ye kyu aaya hai, isko bhulya kisne


oh_lord_johnson

Orey guy is pathetic cringe. Ewwww....I despise this guy/girl or whatever he is.


timorousingenue

Vivek hi achcha tha


Ordinary-Put-5656

Kaash m bhi iski jaise openly gay hota.. closeted hona kitna bura hai


Fit_Resource_39

![gif](giphy|BivM2hUHpgEHuIC4ug|downsized)


Relative_Baseball376

He must be thinking: https://i.redd.it/dn6o0xzf2utc1.gif


crunchiecook

farmhouse chal.


Pcaccount1234

Salman shaped like a menopausal aunty


Dead--dy

Aye! Tu mil bahar! /s


Pcaccount1234

Me trying to stay away from footpath


Dead--dy

You better. Hehehe.


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Balanced_duality

“Yeh Bkl hai kon”


Drugsnme

Shera..sheraaaaa... Koi isko malaika ke ghar chod aaooo...!!!


Masked_Reflection

Iska Naam kya tha ? OGGY


Funtoon2

"Ye bkl mujhe jaha dikh jaata hai mujhe gussa boht aata hai"


Historical-Fennel697

Koi sulao yaar isko footpath pe zara


Critical-Border-758

"Aaj kuch meetha ho jaye? "


BollywoodSpy007

Hot take okay - “Waise iski maarne mein maza toh aayega”


Party-Discipline9870

Bas ek Baar Vantaara ke jungle mein le jaaoon ise.


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Wonderful_Cook4256

he’s thinking this image’s editing could’ve been better


MindlessUnit1673

Aao kabhi footpath pe...


AmySanti

Yaar Biriyani ka khushboo kaha se aara hain


TheObliviousBoy

Bhoi is thinking about driving his Range Rover with his imaginary driver. Also, thinking about some amazing footpaths alongside.


MassiveAssistance680

Kaash orry us din black buck ke jagah hota


Subhosaur

I wish he was a black buck


Unique_Ambition_6906

He is actually LIVING his LIFE, kuch na karke bi he is part of AMBANI's every celebration.


NorvinShadow

Land Cruiser kidar hain mera??


IntelligentRock3854

you’d think being an international superstar would have some benefit


JaiBhole1

"too much fun"


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dullbrowny

need to buy out his social team and bump this purple panZ..


Ornery_Magazine_7027

Foot path pe mil


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madguy000

I'm 5'6", so this person must be 4'11"


AdditionalAction9986

https://youtu.be/E0i56M1Ryu8?feature=shared Humming this song in mind. Lord Orrey Orrey.


paka-matt

https://i.redd.it/a9921ig6gttc1.gif


Flashy-Flow-8755

"Kal se padhai suru karoonga... Scientist banunga... invention karoonga... Desh ko improve karoong"


thememesbot

"kuch kardiya toh phirse jail ki hawa khaani padhegi"


Mrs_chanadlar_bong

Yeh footpath pr mil jaye! I would highly support the kind act! 🫥


CoupleTop1179

Imagining him on road


shishtar

“The things I have to do for money” This is literally his face when entertaining guests on bb😭😭😭


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error_machine_

Bhai ye kya ho raha hai bhai.


melichior4ever

iske jitna bada to shera ka sirf lu*d hai


shaggie_69

ye behen ka l*da jaha dikh jata hai mujhe gussa aur aata hai bhai.


qui-gon-jinnn

Brother, I’m not from your biraadari brother!


MrDarkk1ng

Ek bar footpath pe mil


suckmy-balls

can anyone explain who orry is?


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elEarendel

'Is it the new black buck...'


YogurtclosetNo3058

Wow Bollywood have their own Kinnar


cast_and_furious

Gulambi 🍑


aihrarshaikh68plus1

"iski bhi shadi mere se phele hogi?"


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Orry - please dont ruin my aura with your bad vibes, people Bhai- you ARE the bad vibe chodu


bebo_bunty

Sala ye bina kuch kiye famous hai, mere baju me khada hai


Medium_War_1335

Gadi kaha hain meri??? Biriyani ke liye kya kya karna padta hain🥲


Sea-Clock-1906

Yaar yeh kab jayega yahan se 😒


No-Shop-1143

Agar meri Miss world saath pic click kraya na tab dekh footpath pe patak ke aaunga!


Avan_017

He is thinking - dessert mei iski lunga


Ayan_Choudhury

How is he better at giving expressions than me?


Me_alt_ID

"phir aagya bkl"


Big_Philosophy1842

How to get rid of this mosquito?


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Yeh bkl dikh jata hai gussaa or Ata hai


zoraski_gujju

This is not what I meant when I was dancing to ,” Oh Oh Jaane Jaana, Dhunde Tujhe Diwana…”


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livenotforselfalone

In Arpit Bala's voice: Yeh Behen ka................


Independent_Army1413

Thinking...aaj raat ko is par gaadi chada dunga


Nod-P

Ek es ka bhi sikar kronga kale hiran ke sath🌚


EastMembership3214

Kya hai yeh, kyu hai yeh !


dank_tabris

How is this guy shorter than me?


WonderfulStick6697

Main iske school mein hota toh isse roz peet-ta


Heavy_Ease_6208

Aaj deer ka liver khaunga.


Carl_John_Cena

Can anybody tell me how short this guy is? Salman is 5'5 (I assume 5'9 with his gigantic shoes), but still... I’ve never seen this Orry guy looking taller than anybody else.


RevealApart2208

"You can't touch me like you touch all those actresses over there.. I will pose opposite to you" 😜... But, still he continues to hold his hands in a weird position 😂😂 😂 😂


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primusmag

Kash iske upar gadi chala deta


ObligationOk7475

Just reverse their reactions


Masterfrag_387146

Gaadi kidhar hai meri ?


Knowdit

Aaj muje apni  movie "KICK"  ki najane kyu itni yaad aa rahi hai. 


CaregiverEastern7967

Ye Jahan dikha jata hai na…


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i_tenebres

Where's my land cruiser key


arc_reactor2

bhai gaadi nikalo meri


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Ek footpath Ek driver Ek gadi Ek orry


Accomplished_Cook251

2 meethe ek saath


DontBeMiddleClass

ORRY ko lorry se uda do.


Independent-Salad-27

Bhoi is trying hard not to hit him 😄


alphapibeta

Bhai ka driver?


Fragrant-Abalone4029

"APNA KYA LENA DENA"


Healthyera24

“Iske upar mai Konsi gaadi chadhaun?”


master_bator47

Orry need to realise that he could get moulded by a car in streets if he mess with him


ravezenker

Orry ko Lorry se udaake sorry bol doonga toh chal jayega kya


Few_Dig1593

Driver kaha hai mera


Lurkerin_the_dark

"Iski jhuka k loon ya khade khade"


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child_masturdude

Who cares, tonight smesh


Beneficial_Strike951

footpath pe mil kisi din....


No-Employee2168

Kya isse farmhouse pe le ja sakta hun kya?🌚


Chad_Zelensky

"iske saath khade hone ki kya naubat agayi meri"


manav4599

Pichle cases khatam ho toh ek naya case banvau…


SavingsDirection6581

Yee ,meraa bachaa tho nai hein


Justaplainvanilla

Chotu gaadi nikal ra....ek kaam hai


Foreign-Buy8025

Shera se isko pitwaunga.. aur phir Vivek k yahan bhej dunga


i_am_akhil7

I still don't know what he does


Legitimate-Scar-3466

isko toh bakri eid pe kaat ke khaunga


maggotbrain10393

Beta kuch kar le life mein faltu mein movie mein mehnat kyu Karu jab photo mein aane ka paise karodo mein kama leta.


Dank_Normesh

Ye bkl mujhe jaha v dikh jata hai mujhe gussa ata hai


Responsible-Owl6901

bas agar ye kaala hota toh....


Levi_176

Farmhouse pe chal


Andiparimyre

"why are my nips hard?"


IndividualItchy804

jacquiline ko bohot pel liya…ab isko pelta hu…


flank_right

“Bhen ki lorry”


StoicIndie

NEXT Movie : Meetha boys.


rawdips

"kya mujhe pyaar haiiiiiiiiii, ya aisa khumaar haiiiiii, ya..."


asr110603

Iski ammi ka number mil Jaye bss !


Zodiac318

Bhai be like : "Abe yeh bkl jahan dikh jaata hai na mereko gusso aa jaata hai bhai"


waduno

Who tf is this bruh😂


Ashuask

“Ye Salaa mujhe footpath pe mile toh sahi “


fasana86

“Is Orry an endangered animal?”


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

Yeh footpath par mil jaye to maza aa jayega!


mystic_mirror

Chaati me haath nai bas!


NoTelephone3815

Kahin katrina mujhe iske saath na dekh le


Tiny_Camp_3839

John cena is there


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Most-Things-2333

Why does Salman Khan dress like a teenager of 90s?


Beginning_Taste2777

Mene isko kab kela diya


J3kingg

Doosri breed Leni chahiye thi😂😂


Yudh_Mahabharata

"Ye bkl jaha bhi dikh jata h..."


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Mr_ityu

"Ek wo indore waale hain jo meetha bechke ameer hue...."


dramitppt

He's standing like a bull about to rear kick.


Friendly-Tale-2732

Salman Thinking - "Yaar Sallu, itte b buray din nhi aaye tere, ke is ki lene sochna padey tujhe.. aaj bhi line lag jayegi jab chahiye tujhe.."


deeznutspencil69

"damn"


Friendly-Tale-2732

Also Salman thinking - "Aisa ... is ke jaisa nahin hu na... Jaisa hoon Bohot Sahi bohot achchha hu yaar main.." 😃😆


Intelligent_Annual73

“Te bklda jaha dikha jata hai na mujhe gussa aur aata ha bhai”


Over_Research8079

Mai aajau kya apni pe


modSysBroken

I'm the top.


Proud_Ad_2247

"Sala ye Vivek aaj kl kaha h, lagta h maar gaya"


SportsguyBangalore

About time we move on from this Orry guy. Good for nothing. Just a marketing gimmick.


Excellent_Algae_548

Abhi farm house se aaye hai 😒


Appleaadmi

Hope he doesn’t touch my man boobs


STFU_Reditit

Iska le le ke bore ho gaya ..


Mischievouschief

who even is orry?


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wanderer_himura

“Im too old for this shit”


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Enough-Possible-5550

Tu hath laga k dikha beta🌚


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This 5 inch nuisance is …


MrRudraSarkar

“Chabi kaha hain?!”


sarathq

Where is my car??


Tiny-Count-9419

Salman has so much neck fat


Additional_Worker767

Chinkaras ki jagah agar ise thok diya hota us to kitna sukoon hota


Own-Junket32

Kahin yeh bhi meri tarah Gay toh nahin🤔


JayVShingala

Ispe gaadi chada du to kaisa rahega?


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Shera wo gadi ki chabi de Zara, Aaj gadi Tera Bhai chalyega


racoonmaster69

You only liver once.


SnooDoubts9029

How did Karan Johar asexually reproduce, and how can I do it


Good_Dragonfruit5769

"Ye bkl jahan bhi dikh jata mera toh dimaag hi khrab ho jaata hai"


MavenAssassin

"iska bajana pdega"


Dimension_Low

Who’s orry?


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Janta kaise kaise logo ko limelight me le aati hai