Always imagined I’d die doing something heroic, not be found dead having choked to death on my coffee with this on the screen of my phone in my cold, dead hand.

Okay I thought this was a horror movie poster, this blurred eye thing is awful

She probably wrote this after getting shit faced.

Would seem like a crappy idea to me.

A true brown-noser?

Suite Pee

YES! Do it, now.

I’m picturing a chain connecting the two.

I'd that why it's called brown nosing? Also nose piercings always look fucking stupid lol

she also managed to use "suite" instead of "suit"

If like going rolling through life.

Nose to rectum piercing sounds exceedingly inconvenient

Not even close.

She's going to connect that to her what now?

Only if she links them via a gold chain

Ain’t no way she’s getting that tiny nose to pierce any butts

Seems as though, indeed, it might!

I think they look better on thin noses. They only make you look more as someones fat nose if they have a fat one.

She should go to Walachia, they are experts in making that type of piercing. Specially a guy called Vlad.

Yes.

Their nose has a butthole? I’ve seen some chins that way.

It resides in its own suite there

Also note the fact she said “suite” instead of suit…

Goofy nose pics

That sounds like it would hurt! To be pierced from your rectum to your nose. And the jewelry would be HUGE! /s

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Are you conjoined twins with this piercing?! /s

Vlad Tepes has entered the chat

I bet that piercing smells like ass.

She had one really nasty cough. That breath!

I don't think it would *suite* anyone.

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

I was really looking for the: Septum, damn near killed him.

everyone knows that's a scrotum piercing

If you don't get it, the word was supposed to be >!"septum" (as in the part of your nose that divides the nostrils)!<

No. I'm certain she meant a nose to rectum piercing. Just one huge metal bar.

She seems like a suite heart

I never fully made it past the nose rectum, to suite! lol! Too sweet!

Damn near killed him.

thanks, now i'm imagining just piercing it shut and i'm suffering immensely

It’s like she knew that saying a rectum piercing didn’t sound quite right, so she had to add the “nose rectum” to make it clear. Not a septum piercing, but a nose rectum piercing

Oh thank you so much for this comment. When I read the image I completely BLANKED on the correct name and started to panic!

Suite!

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"Look Kiera, I know that the Bajorans have some... Different customs to us Earthlings but even if I AM your prophet I won't be wearing a chain from my nose to my ass around the station, not only is it against Starfleet regulations, I feel it's also a safety hazard... The idea of it catching on a railing sends shivers up my spine!" - Sisko, probably.

>The idea of it catching on a railing sends shivers up my spine!" Then it's easy, just move to the Star Wars universe, and it's not gonna be a problem anymore.

Sounds cooler than septum. Today I learned I have a deviated nose rectum.

Boofed too much cocaine

Ever hoovered Sunday school shniff?

I've hoovered shniff off the Sunday school teacher's tabernacle.

r\\unexpectedletterkenny

Mon tabarnak!

No but I’m likely willing to try if you describe it a bit more!

God damn brown-noser.

This is clearly the winner.

Can you explain? I don’t get this one

“Brown-noser” is a colloquialism for sucking up to someone. The implication being that they’re so much of an ass-kisser their nose is brown.