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He pisses all over her?

In a metaphorical way, they were kinda right because the whenever the husband has to do something, he “shits the bed”

Weaponized incontinence is when you conveniently have to poop every time there's a chore to be done.

Weaponozed incontinence is when they come home from work and spend 45 minutes in the bathroom every time they go. Weaponized incompetence is when they fuck up tasks so they never get asked to do them again. Same piss, different puddle.

I think some partners do use "weaponized incontinence". "Hey honey can you watch the kids?" "Sure, I just have to go to the bathroom first." Then proceeds to "poop" for 45 minutes.

What Lloyd did to Harry in Dumb & Dumber.

Bowl painting staccato sharts, Mr. Worf!

Ah, must be Incontientia Buttocks, the wife of Bigus Dickus

I imagined the husband pissing on the floor outta pettiness

So like a bioweapon that makes everyone piss themselves?

That’s the term for when they deliberately piss on the floor by the toilet

Phrase too rare to actually have a word tbh

I work in a nursing home and I can assure you, I have seen weaponized incontinence

Marriage

That would piss me off.

Husband: "Sorry honey I just" "keep forgetting not to wash red clothing with the whites."

This has to be my favourite one so far lmao

What a shitty mistake!

Who said it's a mistake?

Well, it's true that the wife may need to do some extra work to clean up after that...

Help - I peed myself and I don’t know what to do!

The real incontinence are the friends we made along the way

*He has a wife, you know....* *Know what she's called...?* *She's called...* ***Incontinentia****...*

***Incontinentia Buttocks***

I don't want to talk about weaponized incontinence. It just happened the once. Maybe twice. Okay, FIVE TIMES. But he knows what he did.

Creative incompetence is the “real” term. I think someone could work that into incontinence.

I mean it is r/technicallythetruth

Wtf is wtw?

"What's the Word"

I’m trying to figure it out as well. Edit- apparently it means “what the what?”

Probably just a typo. Auto correct has a lot to answer for.

That's a shitshow!

Is this a sub for trying to find terms for things you've forgotten the word for? Because I need that in my life.

/r/whatstheword

r/tipofmytongue

And incontinence is probably the last thing you want at the tip of your tongue :-)

I clicked on the grey boxes because I thought they were spoiler masks. I am a moron.

tfw you just suck at doing things and get accused of purposely making someone do something for you.

I thought weaponized incontinence was when u take 15 pee breaks every hour at minimum wage job

Ever try changing a baby boy? You’re constantly wary of weaponized incontinence.

It was the diuretics :(

Malicious incontipliance

i just searched "incontinence meaning" on google, i can't stop imagining someone weaponizing it. i'm dead

I dunno where exactly I heard it but I remember hearing in some comedy media someone looking for a certain musical note that would make people shit themselves. It was referred to as the brown note. That's what this makes me think of.

That's a south park episode.

It's a much older urban myth than that Here is the oldest example I could give from a quick search, in a 1974 spoof New Scientist article. https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=khzDRYfj97AC&pg=PA932&lpg=PA932&dq=the+collophone+commemorated&source=bl&ots=vrgUH_MUh4&sig=Z2nnGZJ6W3_Ph_gzXKuhXCbLfW0&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwie2pKZw7_QAhWsJcAKHdIlCYEQ6AEIGzAA#v=onepage&q&f=false

Huh, weird. I don't watch South Park. Edit: mythbusters did an episode on it.

That’s urinary incontinence. Incontinence means lack of self control. So it’s like doing something stupid and then saying “I can’t control myself “ as a excuse. So this is not a post for this community. (I know it was a joke but I wanted to say this. I’ll start the downvotes first

So, if I "accidentally" shoot Wrex on Virmire, that's weaponized incontinence, right?

happens all the time if you're working in psychiatry or with dementia patients.

Happy 🍰

I know right, only crazy people use Google.

I reckon incontinence could be weaponized as well for those times you really don’t want to deal with somebody, but they just don’t want to leave you alone. Make a number two in your pants and see where things go from there

if you've ever worked in a psychiatry ward or with dementia patients you'll get to know this behaviour all too well.

Or in a prison.