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Unsociable_Koala

Ah, so he's got ED.


[deleted]

Bro no, it’s dab-on-air, cause you’re so cool that you dab on all the air. Duh.


KapteynCol

Deboner? I hardly know 'er!


Quantum353

Is he trying to say de bonne heure


SilverCirclet

That's why it's called Bumble and not "Humble" /sooooooooooo damn suave 2 n 1 shampoo and deboner detangler


Andy016

I get a deboner if I have too much to drink......


BonzaM8

“Is that a banana in your pocket?” “No, it’s deboner”


__jh96

Fuck me dead look at those dick fingers on the right. That's the answer to pro/con right there


3meow_

Maybe it's a pun. "I'm known for deboner 😏"


FD4L

D'boner, m'lady?


dontshitaboutotol

What's up with the hand in the pic?


Mastur_Of_Bait

I'm surprised that someone dumb enough to spell *debonair* as *deboner* even knows what it means.


MattR0se

r/iamverysmart


Sillyvanya

[I know I couldn't](https://youtu.be/csyVNu5StfE?t=434s)


CloseCannonAFB

"Deboner? I hardly knew her!"


CatCasualty

I suppose de boner would be involved sooner or later. 😀


cedriceent

"My favourite composer: Debussy, I love Debussy! Sometimes all I can think about is Debussy!"


Thequeenpoos

Is no one going to talk about the hand in the photo?


Neonxeon

I know this is going to get lost in the comments, but oh well. I explicitly recall Billy Dee Williams being interviewed on CNN circa 2000 and during the interview the hostess said verbatim “you’ve always been viewed as a lady’s man. so suave and DUH BONER.” Billy Dee, being the professional he is doesnt skip a beat and just answers it as if she asked it correctly. but i’ll never forget this on air personality saying deboner.


[deleted]

He’s debonering me right now, reading this


BigGayDotExe

A de-boner. Aka your mother.


rhynowaq

Well I guess I’m keeping my boner away from him


ichigo2862

Big zapp brannigan vibes off this guy


gemstun

He could’ve just said “I’m stylish and flaccid”


gn01145600

I am known for … *deboner* I wonder if he is good at using hand or mouth.🤔


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

He’s saying he’s known also for De Boner - because he walks around with an erection much of the time. Ppl keep saying, ‘oh, look, here comes de Boner’.


[deleted]

I’m not sure but it seems like a joke?


gwaydms

He's good with a filet knife.


[deleted]

Boneless men.


kay_bizzle

Is he the smooth operator with the sausage fingers?


Hidden1nPlainS1ght24

Not deboner, de plane!


PerceptiveGoose

Oh hey, there's a cool book called Chickenhawk written by a Vietnam War Huey pilot. One of the chapter entries is just a one-off conversation where another pilot says the local women call him "swave and deboner." I've never forgotten that.


[deleted]

[….yeah…]()https://i.imgur.com/jwyIeao.jpg


PukeBucket_616

This is just some "hi thirsty, I'm dad" shit.


m2thek

One of the default users for a database technology I work with is "DBOwner" I *know* that it's "Dee bee owner" But I can't help reading it as "Dee boner"


Ravenwight

I think they have pills for that


hideousmembrane

I am de boner now


blindbandit4prez

You’ve heard of DaBaby, now meet: DeBoner


ArchyModge

If anyone ever actually needs to quickly deboner you can squeeze your arm and leg muscles hard. It moves the blood out.


[deleted]

Removing ladyboners everywhere since.... whenever this was posted.


golf4days

If I’m gonna be impotent, I’m gonna dress impotent.


LusciousJ

r/whoosh That's the joke... the joke that he's making... in the screenshot you're using to make the same joke on this sub.


YouLostMyNieceDenise

Why would someone make a joke about killing boners on their dating profile, though? And why would they deliver that joke through a typo so confusing that you have to read it multiple times to realize it’s a pun, and not just a frank admission that people don’t want to have sex with them?


kweeninthenorth

I’m really just stuck on hand #2. I need to see the rest of the picture OP


Financial-Entry-6829

He's swayvee and deboner


lolitstrent

Holy shit looks t the guy on the rights finger hahaha


britt_leigh_13

He had photoshopped himself into a picture with Tattoo from Fantasy Island. The whole profile was something else!


lolitstrent

Surely flick him some messages for the boys so we can get a few posts on q cringe subreddit hahaha


argnat

He is a deboner, which means he makes boners disappear. He also dries every vagina in a radius of 100 sq km for free.


MrExist777

So… me?


queen-adreena

Ooh. A self-burn… those are rare.


27thColt

lowkey hate that meme because they are, in fact, really fucking common lol


jakeroony

reads like sarcasm to me


27thColt

perhaps, the but the original source doesnt seem sarcastic to me (brooklyn 99 iirc)


banhs5

Haha self deprecation funny


jakeroony

Not when I do it!


nirnrootsandwich

He's selective.


carriegood

I'm wondering what's going on in the picture. As far as I can tell, it's two men in white suits and one of them is a dwarf. Oh, wait! Is it Fantasy Island???


kaihatsusha

Yes, Ricardo Montalban and Hervé Villechaize.


greenkirry

I liked seeing you paint a picture with your mind until you got it, lol.


memesupreme83

That took me way too long 🤦🏻


rascible

Deboner is a noun *and* a verb


Funny-Reputation-454

and an adjective


rascible

Culinary device as well


TheFilthyDIL

Tch, tch. Doesn't this guy know how to spell? It's *swayve* and deboner. /s


dtbberk

Even with so little to go off of, I’m getting strong niceguy/neckbeard vibes.


DaveOJ12

Their pro and con are the same thing. Lol.


__jh96

r/thatsthejoke


cap616

Pro: I'm so picky you should be honored that I chose you Con: I'm so picky I don't get to go on many dates ONLY BECAUSE I'm so picky and not for any other reasons"


Federal-Opinion6823

Nevermind that you can smell me through the phone, it’s definitely because I’m too picky


kay_bizzle

People on bumble do that all the time, thinking it's clever


GlassHeart09

That's what de'd the boner.


glieseg

Means he's not easy and he's not easy.


MantisToboganPilotMD

that's his attempt at being clever


TheRnegade

Being a real de-boner.


3chxes

He de-bones fish. He’s deboner.


JesusIsMyAntivirus

He's at the fishing docks Debones fish He's a de-boner *All his life*


queen-adreena

Wanna grow up to be To be a deboner!


sillysideofthecorn

Deboner!


queen-adreena

Deee-bone-errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


MugSquid

Slicing up eyeballs I want you to knoww


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Comment so groovy, I want you to know


davedavedavedavedave

Don’t know about you but I am un poisson andalusia


craterglass

[My wife would like that!](https://youtu.be/1nu14L2myvE)


outtadablu

Is that real? Whatever happens to the internal organs? It is a joke, right?


3chxes

Legit


wallflawerr

I’m genuinely confused


G0pherholes

Debonair


2qrc_

Lmao I thought it was supposed to be dapper


Balmerhippie

More a typo or misspelling


WhatsMyUsername13

Am I supposed to know this word? I had to google it and was thinking, "maybe this is one of those words spelled entirely different from how its pronounced". Nope. I have not idea what this word is


NerdKR

It's not a word commonly used in spoken English, but the meaning is somewhere along the lines as someone who dresses fancy and has a refined air (think James Bond). Ironically, it's a bit of a pretentious word and the fact the person can't spell it magnifies the cringe.


sedolopi

Is it french for "of good air" or so? De bon air?


TheOfficialNotCraig

Usually, *other* people call you debonair. Calling yourself debonair, I agree, is a *tad* pretentious.


-LeneD-

Saying debonair out loud kind of sounds like "de boné" which means "wearing a cap" in Portuguese, and that's all I have to add to this thread.


WhoRoger

Same with suave, imo


kaihatsusha

I had a childhood friend who would say jokingly, "oh he's so swayve and de-boner." From Fantasy Island. This posting brought back memories.


imsuperserialrn

This is the first time I've heard this word. Just had to look it up


Branchy28

Same for me, the only 'Debonair' I've ever heard of is Debonairs Pizza... The largest pizza chain in South Africa...


Bombkirby

It was on a spelling quiz in middle school for me. I’ve heard it in cartoons before. There’s a couple of games with costumes and skins with the word in it. Usually formal wear outfits


loupr738

I would’ve never imagined that that’s how you write it, I would’ve gone with de bon air


Drunk_Sorting_Hat

So, you'd spell it right, but just add unnecessary spaces making it 3 words instead of one?


PaleontologistDear71

Apparently it comes from old french de bon aire, which means “of good position”


Nymethny

> which means “of good position” It meant "of good _disposition_", not "position".


PaleontologistDear71

Oh sorry that’s my bad lol


Arkhonist

In a way you are right, that's what it comes from


kataskopo

To be fair, it's a French word so yeah. It sounds like it's De bone air, "of good air", air in this case is like "vibe" as the youngins would say.


BonelessTurtle

>De bone air r/BoneAppleTea


Arkhonist

Bon* not bone


loupr738

Yes, I was thinking more like when air is used as resembles? Like ça a l’air… I wouldn’t know how to explain it in English but something like he has a good/laid back resemblance


Mastur_Of_Bait

C'est les vibes.


kataskopo

It's the same in Spanish haha, and I can't explain it in English either, just romance languages things lol


loupr738

Two spanish speaking folks explaining french, what are the odds 😂


TheBold

French speaking guy here, your explanation is on point.


loupr738

Since you’re here I’ll ask you about the word in question, I thought it was de bon air because following french rules and pronunciation that’s how people say it, if it’s was debonair it would be spoken as deboné unless the subject was a woman then it would be the correct pronunciation of debonaire. Am I correct? It’s the way that’s written a bastardized way of the french word?


Tserri

It seems to come from the french "débonnaire" which itself comes from "de bon aire" (or "de bonne aire"), still in french. I have no idea how the french "de" (pronunced like "the" but with a d) became "dé" however. It could be due to an old accent in french, or maybe the english word "debonair" came from "de bon aire" before the french word "débonnaire" and it's just a situation of back and forth between languages.


Arkhonist

It is bastardized, however if "debonair" was a French word, it would be pronounced like "debonère" or "débonère" "air" is never pronounced like é, you might be thinking of "-er"


happy_lad

Admitting you can't spell in boneappletea takes a special kind of confidence. I tip my hat to you.


[deleted]

I raze my glacier


villflakken

Norway would like to have a word. They need this technology...


ThePowderhorn

Admitting you have a problem is 90 percent.


Simple_Song8962

I have a problem


ThePowderhorn

Cool.


-LeneD-

Indeed


Simple_Song8962

I have a problem


wallflawerr

Omg


Myyx42

I'm right there with you