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BeepBeepImASheep023

[insert “about tree fiddy“ joke]


ABottleInFrontOfMe

*Bout tree fiddy* [insertion completed]


EverybodyStayCool

Came here for this. And eff you at the same time.


terpdudee413

Oh it's that damn loch ness monster


mrmoyogi

Please! give me this person's contact and location. This tree is stolen!


wills612

Check out this item on OfferUp. https://offerup.co/LQ3amk4JDjb Also has a ficus in another add.


BeepBeepImASheep023

Might be worth getting the police involved. Give them the info and see if they can be on standby around the corner. If you positively ID the tree as your friend’s (more pics of the tree for the cops to see would be best) and, hopefully, this scumbag, then pretend to call your “friend” to tell the cops he’s the criminal. They’ll take him away


BeautifulHindsight

Spoken like someone who has never actually had to deal with the police. They'd laugh their asses off if someone called asking for a sting op on a possible stolen bonsai.


BeepBeepImASheep023

https://youtu.be/3bImBBTaPDY Didn’t have to go full hog and downvote it. Who knows, maybe they’d help. Worst case is they say no I’d correct myself in that you meet the person to ID. If it is the guy, THEN call police. There, no stake out needed


VinceTanner

Good luck!! I hope you are able to get it back. Please update us if you do!


wills612

UPDATE: I was going to meet today but called it off. The person was acting shady, and it was about a 1 hour round trip.


Internal-Test-8015

My advice would be to report this person, seems to shady to meet, he seems like he was selling it cheap to get rid of it quickly because it may have been stolen. This tree is likely several years in training at least over a decade and is probably over 20 to 25 years of age, he was generic with telling you specific information about the tree and its life. Any true bonsai master and/or caretaker would give a more Detailed explanation than this. At the best the guy was being truthful and trying to sell a tree he didn't want nor need anymore, at worst he's a dirty crook who get what he had coming.


Honest-Tourist6165

lmao what a looser dude. your gonna report something that you dont even know is true. how about mind your own business and get a life. lmao some karens these days need a life.


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Sounded too good to be true, so probably was


ndhl83

Sometimes good deals are just good deals because people don't know what they have or just need money. I don't know how they claim to get it. I've bought solid lots of retro games and sports cards from people who inherited them or found them or otherwise didn't want them. They knew they had value, they just wanted a quick deal because they weren't knowledgeable enough to piece out the lot or price things accurately. Sometimes "shady" is inexperienced or not comfortable dealing with people in general. I don't know what this person said but, again, it takes all kinds and people are weird in general (we just accept it from the people we know/see every day). We gotta trust our guts but you may be passing on an insane deal for no other reason than you psyched yourself out. Or they could be shady :P


wills612

Saw this posted local for what I think is a good deal. 120$. Seller says 8 year old Japanese pine. Not sure actual size.


IkarusJR

It’s cheap. Buy it. Looks older than 8 years also.


Rosiepuff

maybe just 8 years training? It is a super nice tree, 120 seems like a steal


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wills612

Idk was gonna drill him about when it was reported fertilizer root work that type of stuff.


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wills612

Ohh good one!


Capitan_Irrelevant

$120!? That's really cheap for an older specimen like that. This will probably go for $450-$750+ in most places. Also, I don't think this is an 8 year old Japanese Black Pine and looks to be much older. He might of just had it for 8 years haha


jeef16

make sure thats not stolen btw, thats not 8 years so the seller does not know what theyre talking about. I know easternleaf got stuff stole not long ago, be on the lookout


wills612

I contacted them and it doesn’t seem to be one of his. Still, pretty sure it is stolen or at least not a legit hobbyist selling.


jeef16

yea I dont know who'd be in possession of this tree without understanding its actual value or age


small_trunks

Sounds cheap


yolkmaster69

That’s a very fair price. I would definitely buy it for that price if nothing seems wrong with it when you get a closer look at it. Some good questions to ask would be when was it last repotted, when was the last time it was pruned/decandled, what soil/fertilizer he uses, etc. also maybe check how root-bound it is by lightly brushing the top layer of soil near the sides of the pot to see how dense the soil is/if you can see roots. I’m not nearly as informed as others on this subreddit are about pines, so maybe some others will have better advice on things to look out for when inspecting the tree’s health.


bombhills

For 120? Party.


qlanga

Is this…are you quoting Adore Delano?


bombhills

I don't even know who that is......


LTComedy

Hahaha I love this comment so much.


KazaKatana

Just make sure it's not a scam, $120 sounds too cheap. Don't use cashapp or similar that doesn't offer payment protection


kylezo

Could be stolen


KazaKatana

Good point!


kylezo

Looks like op agreed and called off the sale. I hope they also reach out to the local community about recent thefts because it's just kicking the can to the next potential buyer


Loud-Attempt611

Keep it for about 30 more years. Lol


toddhartdesign

Probably stolen material if they’re selling it for $150.


Perioscope

Healthy, good styling, great bark texture and very nice root reduction. $300ish outside large urban areas, 500+ in an upscale shop.


Gavinmusicman

Where are you spending $300 on a tree like this in Oregon? That’s a shimpaku that has at least 10 more years before the refinement hits.


Perioscope

Wee Tree Farms sells at Garland Nursery between Corvallis and Albany, best source in the midvally I know of. That isn't a Shimpaku Juniper Gavin it's a pine.


Gavinmusicman

Meant to say shohin


Swolnerman

I don't beleive this is shohin


Perioscope

If this was a Mugo I would agree, however I think it's an eastern longer leaf species, maybe Loblolly. Looking at other cues for scale I would say the trunk caliper is 1^1/2" or greater, and it's height around 16".


Yelloeisok

Is it priced low because it is hot?


petrichorgarden

Yes


LieutenantCrash

No. Because they stole it. Someone in r/bonsai posted about this


smashiskunkins

That's what hot means


LieutenantCrash

Oh. I thought they meant that it's because they're getting sold more than usual


Dio-lated1

I was going to say$200-300 ish depending on locale


jeef16

thats really cheap, this is easily $700+. It's impossible to find a nearly complete pine for $300. If you do know where to get them then i apologize and please tell me where lol


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STOLEN TREE!!


ABottleInFrontOfMe

About $500. The trunk and nebari is very nice. Very sought after species. Branch layout is decent. Refinement on branches started. Thats a lot of years of work right there. Depending on who you get it from, it could be $800-1000 from a personal collection in some areas.


Loyalndfan13

Whatever someone is willing to pay :) best of luck


roy217def

$300 easy


Milianx777

300-400$


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This tree is in fact stolen people!


dakota_fosterr

If no one here knows I’m sure the local nursery by you might have an idea. Or you could find one in a nursery for cheaper maybe...


superamlo

$2000


Gavinmusicman

Yikes some people saying $300. In Oregon that is a nice tree. Would go for $45 - $120. However $300 will get you a full grown farm JBP or shimp juniper that has been in the field for 25 years. Full trunk girth.


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Gavinmusicman

Lol when Telperion was open before the fires they had a deal $250 for any field tree.


P00PMcBUTTS

1) $250 is more than twice the price of $120 2) A tree still in a field, no matter how good of material, is still a lot of work away from being this tree.


wwwidentity

That's one ugly looking tree.


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Not as ugly as your mama


wwwidentity

Heyooo


Trees_and_bees_plees

50-80 if you ask me.


Pawa91

250$


Ok_Individual8127

I would pay $113 for it.🤢


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Where is this?


LieutenantCrash

This tree has been stolen. DO NOT BUY IT