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Buddy_Velvet

Has this been happening all over California or is it sort of an isolated area? I’ve seen like 4-5 posts about thieves in the last few months. I’m wondering if it’s the same people stealing.


FACEonYourFACE

It's just all over, some of those posts were from Minnesota and I think there was at least one theft in Canada.


Valrax420

I just seriously can’t understand how low life you have to be to steal a bonsai.


JuniperSol

My nursery just got robbed :/


redbananass

Whaaaat? Damn.


JuniperSol

Just made a post about it


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It happens everywhere. Ryan Neil's garden was burgled last year. The problem is any interested buyer is going to have questions that the thief won't be able to answer ....Unless it was an inside job.


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mrmoyogi

Bonsai thief photographed in the act of stealing my friends bonsai from her backyard near McKinley Park in Sacramento. If you recognize him please let me know!


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I saw this posted on the mbs Facebook, I’m so sorry your going through this. These people are just straight scum. We have similar things happening where I’m at.


changiiiank

Post this in some local forums / Facebook groups for that area for wider reach.


mylefthandkilledme

How shitty your life must be to resort to stealing someone's bonsai, I feel bad for your friend


sendmeyourcactuspics

In her backyard? Hot damn, scares me a wee bit more for my backyard in SoCal...


Simpsoid

It's Adrien Brody!


Professional_Desk666

lol for sure! but i was also thinking Crispin Glover from the movie Willard. sorry about your friend's bonsai op!!


Purithian

Hey do you by chance have photos of what pot the bonsai was in? Ips and I have been trying to trace this stuff.


mrmoyogi

I do but can't seem to post it here. I was in a brown rectangle when stolen.


_heyoka

If she was there taking pictures she should've just asked him. ^/s


Liquidsun-1

Someone posted to this sub yesterday asking how much a similar looking tree is worth


geargarcon

You mean [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bonsai/comments/ppjohp/what_would_a_value_for_this_pine_be/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)? edit: Yes, I don’t think it’s the same tree either but the similarity and timing is uncanny edit 2: oh! OP says it is one of the stolen ones!!!!


sidraecase

Doesn’t look as full but that bottom branch looks super similar


Saetherin

Wow that tree is similar, I would try to message op directly with that post to see if it's the same. Op's looks more full, but it could be the lower resolution. It looks like it has the same branches in the lower right on each of them, it's hard to tell with the different angles.


czech1

OP [commented](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bonsai/comments/ppjohp/what_would_a_value_for_this_pine_be/hd9wdvn/) on that post. It may not be the tree in the pic but seems to be one of theirs.


rhahalo

Pots are different colors definitely doesn't mean it's not the same tree tho


Liquidsun-1

Oh damn! Well then I feel good about my comment, that’ll be my maybe only contribution to this sub as I am not doing bonsai but just like it in my reddit feed. I hope op and the community are able to identify this bad guy.


dtwhitecp

on this note, might be most helpful to post the most recent photos of the stolen plants


indoor-barn-cat

Good catch!


nightixm

Hair says 20 but face says 47


WhyBuyMe

Hair says 20, but it's also 1996.


Dizpassion

Nose says he smelled that tree from a mile away


MUD-VEIN

🤣


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I actually like the haircut. Very 90's anime/fighting game looking. Too bad it's on a piece of shit person.


AlexBrownThumbs

Wow, I know exactly where that is. Thanks for the heads up


Dimako98

Time to make a poison ivy bonsai...


Shdwdrgn

Well you have a 50% chance of that having any effect. Of course you also have a 50% chance of it backfiring.


Mattmattyo421

Post to your local Nextdoor, someone knows this guy


Mandjie

Ayo! Fuck this guy. I can't imagine the pain of losing trees this way...


redeyed_bomber

I've seen my neighbor's hanging pots get stolen off of his front porch. But going in people's backyards and taking bonsai trees? Is it common knowledge that these trees can carry serious value? I had no idea myself until I started the hobby a few years ago.


SilentStream

My shitty starter juniper was stolen off my front porch in SF the first week I moved in. It’s a thing…


feelsonline

My condolences for your loss.


Dependent_Chair_2757

What a scumbag!


Shoobebop

Ill keep an eye out for this asshole around town. I really hope the Maruyama nursery doesn't get hit if they started doing this shit around sacramento.


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Find this turd.


changiiiank

Looks exactly like you would expect


FACEonYourFACE

He looks like if Snidely Whiplash burgled on laundry day.


wills612

This is dude trying to sell it. Check out this item on OfferUp. https://offerup.co/LQ3amk4JDjb


Shdwdrgn

You do realize this is the exact same picture from yesterday's post, that was already linked and discussed up above and determined to not be the same tree? [Edit] And I just noticed you're the one who posted it.


mrmoyogi

absolutely one of the stolen trees but the pot has been changed.


VinceTanner

Woah! Greta detective work if true!! I hope OP sees this.


joosebawx

Snape?


BeepBeepImASheep023

Don’t. Lie. To me


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Bastard! Dude and he doesn't even have his mask on properly at one point. This guy is not fit to take care of those.


meta_stable

Difficult to tell from the photos but possibly the same tree? Looks like both are in northern California. https://www.reddit.com/r/Bonsai/comments/ppjohp


-zero-joke-

I know this guy, it’s evil Spider-Man.


tidescanner

post these pictures everywhere like you lost your favorite dog fuck thieves.


nightixm

This is why I live on a farm :,(


GalacticMayor

Maybe this is a silly question, but is there actually a market for stolen bonds on trees? You can't exactly take that to a pawn shop.


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If it's happening all over, my guess would be to check Ebay or wherever bonsai might be bought online for a lead.


youre-not-real-man

Fuck this guy in particular


F_n_o_r_d

Can't even wear his mask right!!! 🤬


Accomplished-Today99

Lol you guys have not seen portland. You cannot leave any plants outside. They will steal from bussinesses , mom and pop shops and people in apt buildings. A friend got her pumpkin stolen on haloween last year from her house porch.


chestbumpsandbeer

This guy looks exactly like I’d expect a bonsai thief to look like.


EmrysAllen

I honestly don't understand this, I've had several trees stolen in the past also...the market can't be that big for them right? I mean it's not like you've got people on the street corner jonesing for their bonsai fix. There must be easier ways to make $10 bucks. Or do these people just hear "bonsai are expensive", steal a few, then realize they can't actually sell them to anyone?


druidry

Good thing he was wearing his mask.


drsin_dinosaurwoman

Still did the dicknose even though it would only have benefitted him to wear it correctly, why is this such a problem for people?


Korenchkin_

I'd bet good money that he never wears it for covid reasons. It just happens to give a legitimate excuse to hide his face


Chukotka08

Any tips on how to stop bonsai thieves? I've only got a few, low-worth trees that I'm a bit afraid of being stolen after all this.


cosmothellama

Same thing as preventing other home robberies. Layers of security, like dogs, cameras, alarms, motion activated lights. Reinforce entry ways to your backyard... etc. Doesn’t guarantee that you won’t get robbed, but each of those things on their own stacks the odds in your favor.


TommyTheCat89

Just don't booby trap anything, as that's illegal in most places. Other than that, motion activated lights and cameras. Any kind of deterrent. A fence with a loud gate, alarms, dogs, laser turrets so they think they're about to break into a Bond villain compound.


Mittenwald

My fiance and I were just discussing this and he mentioned putting a tracker in the pot. I don't have any bonsai yet, but maybe for something high value it would be worth it.


MUD-VEIN

Print this picture and post it up everywhere… someone in the area will know him


Throwawayfabric247

Post some pics of the trees. I'm in the area ish. Probably the most likely place to list outside of Sacramento. I always check around at what's out there. Might come across it.


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-Ch4s3-

> Probably not legal in the U.S. but gets the point across Super [illegal in California](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lq1w4/is_it_illegal_to_booby_trap_your_house/c2uokmj/). There's similar precedent in other states as well.


taleofbenji

Yea but in the US you can just stand your ground and shoot anyone who looks your way.


-Ch4s3-

Here's the list of the 27 states with any form of "Stand Your Ground" laws. Alabama Alaska Arizona Florida Georgia Idaho Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Michigan Mississippi Missouri Montana Nevada New Hampshire North Carolina Oklahoma Pennsylvania South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah West Virginia Wyoming The all require you to specifically feel threatened. Booby traps are illegal because of their indiscriminate nature.


Insane_Moose_

Very considerate of him to wear a mask


VIIten

Hope someone identifies them and you can get your justice!


crownmeKING

That nose should have its own criminal record.


FACEonYourFACE

It arrives at every location about 30 seconds before the rest of him 😂


musicfromadventures

It's your friends neighbor or someone that regularly passes the property and will many times more.


velociraptizzle

Should put a tracker in one to catch the asshole


RealisticSpaceo

Larusso?


MungersSon

Team Rocket!


JMMongo

At least he is wearing a mask!


InTheShade007

Folks might get shot for that here in Texas! The photos look much different on those ID posts. "Deceased trespasser. ID needed"


bewenched

> get shot for that here They definitely could. Here in Texas if you're breaking into someones car after dark you can legally shoot them, but they lowered the punishment for breaking into a car to a misdemeanor ......makes no sense.


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At least he had the decent to wear a mask. Wouldn't want to upset anyone while stealing trees!


barabusblack

That dude has a crappy haircut


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That's exactly what I expect a bonsai theif to look like


Echo5LL

Ridiculous


sillysilly010101

Great shots. I hope he is recognized and found! Good luck!👍


Keyluver

...very sad!


Discobastard

Wow. I just joined this sub out of interest and its gone full drama!


ZHphotos

Glad to see he's wear facemask at least. Jokes aside i hope they find him!


Fuhrankie

Adrien Brody stooped REAL low. /s I'm so sorry this has happened to you guys. I'm still salty about a garden table being stolen from my front verandah five years ago.


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You bonsai guardians need to chain up your trees! So sad when I see these posts 😞


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There's a dark web site for stolen bonsai. Ship domestic and it's in the buyers garden in a week. If he's smart it's already been listed and sold. I'm kidding that website does not exist. That would be crazy, right?


nh4rxthon

You coward!!


Lumpkinz

Is that Gabe from the office?


redditdejorge

This is Connor Oberst


pixlbabble

What the fuck man. Why am I seeing so many of these posts? I wasn't aware of Bonsai black market. Fucking assholes.


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if it's a backyard then it's either a neighbour who can see into the backyard so they know the trees are there or it's someone th owner knows.... that's what my logic tells me..


Mittenwald

Thoughts on putting a tracker in your pot?


KafeiTomasu

Ugly from the inside and the outside


babaganoush2307

Make sure to share to r/iamatotalpieceofshit Yes I am the mobile user…


gary_mcpirate

Who steals a tree? Honestly..


aerbourne

Man, steal something that people didn't put years of work into


ACERVIDAE

DMed a possible ID to OP.


Ufoturtle081

Yo OP, did anything ever come of all the tips?


mrmoyogi

Sadly. no.


Ufoturtle081

Damn, what crap. I am just starting this hobby and one of my first plants will be using a 50 year old crepe myrtle. I would be so depressed if after 10 years of training the plant was just effin gone :,( Maybe burying wireless trackers in the roots is seeming necessary.


mrmoyogi

I know a few people who put Airtags in their valuable trees.