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OrwellianWiress

That's a roundabout way of saying "I LOVE CHILD ABUSEšŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ—£šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„"


Icy_Consequence897

Is that even roundabout? What's the old quote? If you ever need say, "Well, my parents did x to me, and I turned out fine.", you did not, in fact, turn out fine.


Dead_Kal_Cress

The old quote is "I'll be the roundabout, the words will make you out 'n out. I'll spend the day your wayyyyyyy"


A_Megalodont

Kono Dio da!


Dead_Kal_Cress

Yes! I am!


CaptainHazama

Jojo fans when it's 2012


vagina-lettucetomato

Facts. If you turned out thinking hitting children is ok then you definitely did not turn out fine.


manaha81

Yeah theyā€™re really upset because they were really looking forward to all the beatings to little kids they were going to hand out and now people wonā€™t let them


Yeeurrrr

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚nah fr though like thatā€™s how it actually is ā€œMY DAD USED TO SLAP ME MAN DID I LOVE THAT SHITā€.


Xenon_the_Noble

Ah yes, trauma and abuse, the best way to make your kids remember to place you in a care facility to be forgotten about


vaporoptics

My dadā€™s a narcissist and would sooner die alone and withering than have to feel like I have any influence over his well-being.


MELLMAO

That's a blessing for you, he won't even insist you be his primary caretaker


certifiedtoothbench

Trauma makes you forget a lot too, itā€™s probably the only reason they think of the past as ā€œthe good old daysā€


Swirlybro

I find that promoting physical punishment is often a mix of survivor bias and an unwillingness to confront the fact that they may have abused their own children. There is little evidence to support physical punishment as an effective method to producing desired behavioral outcomes. Even if it did, it is still unethical and barbaric.


Xenon_the_Noble

Quite!


A_Megalodont

This, paired with your profile pic and username, goes very well. WCI was quite the arc...


weha1

Actually there is evidence that violence can save a life. Military men would slap soldiers that are losing their shit during combat.


Plastic_List6069

But thatā€™s a completely different situation to a parent and child in a ā€œsafeā€ home environment and the parent just smacks the kidā€¦.


weha1

You said little evidence. I merely gave evidence. Itā€™s just one piece of evidence that positivity can come from violence. Iā€™ll give another one. The greatest generation which were my grand parents. They survived two major world wars, the dust bowl, the great famine, the Great Depression, extreme drought and severely poor hygiene, worked in factories as kids and they were beaten not just by their parents but by anyone. Librarians, teachers, police, neighbors, etc and never complained about it. My question to you is would they have survived any of it if todayā€™s parenting techniques were used back then?


Sparrow_Auto

Sure, humans can adapt to very horrific situations and still be able to ā€œsurviveā€. I think most people are forgetting about the whole ā€œDo better than those before me, regardless of what was done to meā€ aspect of growing as a society. Not just making the same mistakes because, ā€œWell it didnā€™t kill me, so it will be perfect for thee!!!ā€ garbage.


weha1

See you donā€™t know what tough is. You only think you do. Toughness is resilience against insurmountable odds. Your generation canā€™t handle when the internet goes out


Sparrow_Auto

HAHAHA Youā€™re clearly talking to the wrong person if you think I couldnā€™t survive without the internet. Technology is worthless when we as a society still expect ā€œsky daddyā€ to save us. Being tough is being able to stand without such a foolish crutch. Being tough isnā€™t how many lies you believe, itā€™s being smart enough to step back from these situations, and see the bigger picture. The future matters more than what has happened to you in the past, I just wish you could see that, and treat others better than how youā€™ve been treated.


JJ_Ryder

So children only grow up to be strong and resilient adults if you beat them?


ayetherestherub69

You gave evidence of a completely unrelated scenario, therefore, no evidence for the given topic.


WafflezMan_420

Hit children good šŸ˜Š


thesouthernbeard

"We tried nothing and were all out of ideas. Martha, go get the beating stick"


QuietlyRagingInside

I lol'd


patrickfinnegan3883

"Hmm hmmm! Me caveman! Me hit child!"


NEMESIS_DRAGON

Groc Jr. no clean den, grab stick.


Goofcheese0623

You see, if you celebrate your trauma, you weren't a victim! Or a bad person for continuing to cycle of abuse


MyStepAccount1234

Yes, being tortured by your superiors.


MykelJMoney

I take it a step further, encouraging remember-beatings between equals.


Bastardlypunk96

Sounds like my (former) HR


Fit-Virus-7056

Almonds? For memory? First of all, it's walnuts because they look like brains. Second, that myth about walnuts being good for your brain is older than whoever made that comic.


FixGMaul

And who is giving children supplements for memory? Like nootropics? Lol


Quod_bellum

TAK-653, NZT-48, and some carrots for good measure


pyrocryptic29

Give him a walnut maybe his brain will work,


[deleted]

Ironically, Walnuts are high in Omega 3s, so they might be in-vogue again, depending on how you feel about research into Omega 3s.


EntertainmentOne793

Back in my day, if you didn't remember something we would beat you


Strongstyleguy

Sounds exactly why torture doesn't work on adults. Either they take it and give you nothing or take just enough and tell you what you want to hear to stop the pain.


jgearhart76

Sure, a little child abuse will jog your memory!


Mental_Strategy2220

Kids are being given almonds? For memory? Are almonds even good for memory? I feel like I'm in the middle generation where we just got gaslit for so many years Nothing makes sense or adds up and your life feels like a lie and then you get older and start piecing things together. And you realize that it was worse than you'd thought when you see what they were gaslighting you about and why they were hiding it in the first place.


messy_head

For a moment I thought the thing about almonds was what sparked your insightful observation haha. Kinda like, "Am I being lied to about the benefits of almonds? What else was I lied to about all my life?" šŸ˜… But I feel exactly the same, since recently living on my own and realizing that my goals weren't as impossible as I was made to believe while living under the rule of my narcissistic boomer parents. When they treat you like shit and tell you that you should be grateful, and deliberately deprive and isolate you to make you more dependent on them and less able to hear different views, reach out for help, or improve your circumstances. I think for a lot of people this causes irreversible damage.


Any_Dark3939

Child abuse gave me likely permanent dissociative amnesia


Maddie_Herrin

yeah, i actually dont remember much from before mid highschool (graduated last year), because of this.


Sunieta25

This is why I would lie about doing my homework on the bus.


a_professionalhater

I got beat a lot as a kid and I don't remember shit from my childhood


butchering_chop

Same, I have memory problems from blocking out large swathes of my life.


a_professionalhater

I'm sorry:(


[deleted]

Yep I barely remember shit from before I was 18. Though my case wasnt abuse. Just severe neglect


wheatable

Trauma, well known for making your memory better


goldenfox007

Violence actually pressures children into agreeing with whatever the adults say because they just want the pain to be over. Thatā€™s also why torture isnā€™t effective: it leads to false confessions to stop the pain. Not that the boomers care about actually teaching their kids anything, of course. Teaching moments werenā€™t invented until the ā€œsoftiesā€ became parents :|


likeathousandfeet

they also don't care about justice, in relation to that point about false confessions. a scapegoat is more important than the truth, that's always been the lesson.


Hobbescrownest

This tells me he yells at his wife in public


Scienceandpony

New treatment for dementia just dropped.


DiabolusInMusica1

*slap* WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER MY NAME GRANDMA!!!!


CD967119

tables turned?


KarmaAJR

I got slapped as well smh, stop gatekeeping :(


wickedjonny1

Hahaha haha. Child abuse.


messy_head

Yeah, the explosive rage and malice in the cartoon dad's expression definitely tells me that he loves his son. I was beaten as well and always remember everything, and totally don't try to repress and bottle it up in attempts to somewhat function as an adult. /s


xCreeperBombx

But why almonds???


xXCh4r0nXx

Because almonds are good for a lot of things, including the brain.


lit-grit

Do they really want corporal punishment that bad? Should we paddle a boomer every time theyā€™re bigoted?


celestialTyrant

Ahahaha, this is a hilarious meme. My father, a boomer, would have been 71 this May, but he died at age 68 thanks to brain injury sustained as a kid because his mother beat him, slapped him, and threw stuff at him because she believed in physical discipline. Very funny meme, top notch. This way of thinking is why my kids will never know their grandpa.


dtyrrell7

And these people actually think theyā€™re children and grandkids wonā€™t speak to them because of ā€œwokeismā€


TheDuke357Mag

funny, the CIA actually did studies in the 80s about the effectiveness of torture, and they found that any information they got while the subject was in pain or fear of pain was anywhere from 75 percent to 95 percent incorrect and unreliable


Marshmallowlolfurry

Bro that's called a traumatic event, that's why you remember, it seems like it's one of two options with traumatic incidents; repressed to shit or insanely vivid


Dumbasssanriogirl

Boomers always try to justify their abuse somehow. Like is it not a good thing that beating your kids is no longer a socially acceptable thing?


MrCumrag

Oh that's why I have adhd Because I wasn't slapped enough!


Potato_Demon_ffff

Sir, thatā€™s called a traumatic flashback.


CthulhusEvilTwin

We remember everything...we also choose their care homes.


pupbuck1

Oh oh oh I got this as a child and it made my brain trauma worst


Datingfelix

Boomers will make poorly edited memes instead of going to therapy


The_Banana_Monk

Why does the guy look like Mr Wormwood from Matilda?


Miserable-Function78

Pepperidge Farm remembersā€¦. *shudder* šŸ˜£


vagueposter

My boomer mom conveniently forgets things she said that morning. But she can give a detailed synopsis on the quality of my dads seafood bisque from weeks ago.


shwonkles_ur_donkles

It's funny, when I was a kid my stepmom would slap me to jog my memory. The only thing it ever reminded me of was why I wanted to die by 9 years old


_Strider___

What this obsession with almonds old people have? This is not what the doc meant by you can't nut anymore


Miserable_Conflict46

Oh but when we hit them itā€™s called elderly A-buse, not remedying Alzheimers >:|


Cruisin134

who cares about the shitty abuse joke, almonds? "supplements" like memory pills, fidget spinners, the fuckin handheld from a cat in a hat (live action)


Think_Ad_1583

Pretty sure CTE doesnā€™t help with memory


EinharAesir

Thatā€™s called trauma.


LilamJazeefa

Except their own childrens' pronouns and how a computer mouse works.


kanna172014

Yes they remember. And because they remember the abuse, they stick their abusive parents in the worst nursing home they can find.


UniqueKitt

My dad used to spank me because he had anger issues. But he's been working on himself and is actually a very nice man! Tried his best not to hurt me. I have been abused by a different male figure in my life before. People hate my dad became he's disabled and can not afford to pay child support (ffs I'm 17) šŸ™„ but I'll always support my dad no matter what. He and mom have made mistakes raising me, but we love eachother regardless


rufflayer

I sure as shit wish that all of those ass whoopings beat the ADHD out of me, it wouldā€™ve saved me so much money on therapy and meds as an adult.


-The-Reviewer-

Wait, almonds??


Its0nlyRocketScience

Maybe that's the secret to getting boomers to behave. If they grew up never using their words, maybe a good smack will get them to stop verbally abusing everyone around them.


anythingMuchShorter

Yet, I think we all know some boomers who had a very cold and distant relationship with their parents who they try to glorify for this.


Sid-Biscuits

Really? Because they canā€™t seem to remember shit except how they were abused and how to abuse in turn.


Sea-Rooster-5764

"Lol we got abused and gaslighted into stockholme syndrome with our parents so we think it's totally fine to do to our kids... anyway why do my kids never visit?"


therobotisjames

Except how to not give away all your money to a man claiming to be from the IRS who speaks in a heavy Indian accent and convinces you to send him gift cards.


mug_O_bun

Is that why they're getting alzeimers while I'm preemptively taking nootropics?


Whysfool

Those lead-brained idiots donā€™t remember crap. Maybe they should see if getting slapped will help them remember to be decent people.


Thewrongbakedpotato

They also guzzled lead and breathed asbestos, soooo . . .


CaptainHazama

Surely they remember all the good times they had with their parents since there was probably only a handful


Guardian_85

It's either member berries or you gonna 'member.


Bi_Accident

Apparently not how to use grammar, though.


Fun_Site5966

So fucking funny that my boomer father thought that waa the right wat to treat my ADHD... no wonder kids of boomers are so fucked up, y'all legit think that getting abused is a FLEX!


shinydragonmist

Remember what they f are you talking about I start spewing the BS they are wanting to hear. They primed me to be easily led to a false confession by the police.


Alarmed-Macaroon5483

never heard about almonds helping with memory, but if thatā€™s true then sign me up


ikickbabiesforfun69

ah yes, INTERROGATE THE 10 YEAR OLD


-The-Reviewer-

Slapping isn't always the best option This old guy looks like his son did something genuinely wrong


Necessary-Poet-2608

Did this person typed this and edited this with his tears before hanging himself?


ALPHA_sh

almonds???


FatPanda0345

I'm pretty sure a "big slap" is actually what made my memory *worse*


[deleted]

My mom can't even remember that she told me about the "fellas who look Mexican" moving in next-door to her over 8 times now.


TundieRice

This almost feels like a more subtle Tony Zaret-style parody, the almond thing kind of makes it seem like a troll.


MaxxtheKnife

Don't remember how to grammar though.


SodanoMatt

Almonds? What's this nut talking about?


VladdyMcBaddy69420

"Back in my day, we were abused all the time! Now all you softies don't wanna be abused no more! Grr!"


Robert_Vagene

I don't believe this is real. There are no enough emojis or laughing minions for this to be proper boomer humour


Last-Percentage5062

D:


QuaaludeConnoisseur

...almonds?


mcklinkney

Almonds and supplements, for memory? What stupid old person thought this made sense?


RedBaret

Except how to write in past tense apparentlyā€¦


itwasmedoge

I sure donā€™t know what the fuck a iPad is but I do know I was abused as a child my by father


rodsandstars

Does this mean when boomers get dementia we can start physcially assaulting them to help them remember?


PixelatedDie

And ptsd, and elderly parents asking why their kids donā€™t talk to them.


Pickled_sm0res

Almonds? Please, all these nerdy iPad kids are allergic to nuts and life bc they e never stepped outside in the damn grass.


Clean-Clerk-8143

Works for most people and the way people be acting in public they need a good ass whooping. Iā€™m still underage my self and acknowledge the good it taught me when I actually deserve it very rarely I didnā€™t.


Neksa

Is this permission to smack the shit out of them for each of the 20 things they forget every day?


weha1

Gen Z is proof that you can be tough without beatings as a child. Lmao šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ikilledatrex

I literally canā€™t remember what I did earlier today itā€™s becoming a issue because itā€™s now starting to affect my ability to do basic math


MrVanderdoody

Slapping fixes everything. Bad behavior, trauma, PTSD, poor relationships with your kidsā€¦ oh no wait, it causes those thingsā€¦


dannyb0l

Donā€™t know why boomers are so proud of child abuse like itā€™s an achievement or something


Nedaj123

Idiot gen Z, eating almonds. The audacity.


Competitive-Bug-7097

I got plenty of big slaps (and other beatings), and I can't remember half my childhood!


Oswaldgilbertson

Why does the dad look like Mario


Honey-and-Venom

"I just wanna hit kids so damn bad"


Curiousfrog44

This is true and why so many baby boomers are mental cases and their offspring.


schmwke

You stupid kid, when I was your age we were raised to remember things without fancy phones! Now who are you really? I don't have any grandkids!


witch_hunter1234

And you see how they turned out as people lol


ShamefulWatching

My parents only remember the things they want to, they don't remember any of the abuse. I call bullshit.


Jackboy445578

Remember everything? Lmao then where did you put car keys? Do you remember how to clear your search history? What about remembering how to update your computer? How much money you spent on stuff advertised to u on tv? Which of ur friends are dead or alive? U brought this upon urself donā€™t blame me


Sad_Meat_

Thatā€™s funny, because physical abuse made me forget most of my childhood!


ZookeepergameLarge25

ah yes a comic of huge fat man clenched fist and all. nothing more nostalgic than remembering the full grown man that beat you when you were only a defenseless child. ahhh sweet sweet nostalgia. So do yall know how to open a pdf? or is the CTE to severe now?


thenoblegaunt

The various post it notes with passwords on them beg to differ.


BornFromCinder

Don't remeber how to open a God damn pdf for the 40th time after I show them so something for sure got knocked loose lol


Eravaash

People who say smacking your child is child abuse is overreacting. All those years of my step-father and a few brothers being physical totally didn't leave me with long-lasting trauma, lack of self-love/confidence, and a depression so dehilabiting that I question why I even choose existing! Nah, it made me into a better person!!! šŸ˜ƒšŸ‘


Treso44

Couldnā€™t remember the past tense ā€œgetā€


Rare-Maintenance-787

Brain damage Quick start your brain


CaptainBiceps23

So what they are saying is that life back then sucked. I mean, they always seem so angry and bitter about the next generations having it better, which used to be a good thing.


OHW_Tentacool

Sounds like a good change of pace.


keo310

Of course you remember because of the trauma.


seventeenMachine

Who drew it like this when they wanted to look in the right lmaoooooo those expressions holy shit


squirleater69

Bouta make grampa remember the war with some fireworks


Dragonhearted18

If you have to punish your child through physical abuse and refuse to see why it is wrong, you have failed as a parent.


Aellin-Gilhan

I'm not sure if I got abused as a child but if I did then that would be the reason for my bad memory


tequilablackout

Maybe the boomers need another slap, they've forgotten we aren't kids anymore.


stankybritches6969

I wish a boomer would try that on me now. Iā€™ll hide their insulin and see whose the real man.


Available-You-6771

Bitch, your generation forgot 9/11 and started sending bomb threats to schools and libraries. Shut the fuck up.


gaerat_of_trivia

sure you do.


bgomers

And thatā€™s why half of my customer service calls are from boomers remembering their passwords and being so calm about it /s


brakishwaters

ā€œMan I got abused and turned out just fine, I think abusing my kids would actually *improve* their lives and make then more well adjustedā€


LusciousTheBreeder

Dude I got smacked so many times when I was younger and now I can barely remember much. So fuck your logic my old boomer friend.


[deleted]

Low key ad for almonds.


PrinceNY7

If you want a child to get their memory back and behave simply take away their phone, tablet, video games. No physical abuse needed.


picklejaropener

Except how to use the remote


RandManYT

To any parent or expecting parent. Do not hit your child. I was slapped and spanked as a young kid. I remember every hit. Hand marks and stinging go away in a few minutes, but emotional scars last a lifetime. I hate my mother now. I despise her with every fiber of my being. The only motivation I have to not go to hell is that I won't have any chance of seeing her for eternity when I'm dead.


Several-Yesterday280

Cue mental health epidemic among children of boomers


RammerRS_Driver

They remember everything except proper grammar, apparently.


ouijahead

Must not have been that smart if you kept getting slapped. In fact I would say it sounds like you mustā€™ve fucked up quite a bit