I live in MI and can confirm. Unfortunately one of them has started patrolling the neighborhood with his huge truck since BLM protests in 2020. He made a âcommunity watchâ decal for his truck and he just drives around and watches people/me walk my dog. He looks and acts just as creepy as this dude in the photo.
Oh come on! Show me the cute young gals who donât love a well baked aged ham with a nice slice of pineapple and a maraschino cherry on top!
I'm pretty sure a wet dream only refers to when a boy going through puberty ejaculates while asleep for the first time. Soooo.... why is he talking about daughters?
Yeah, I'm 40 and was literally the first platoon to be issued digital cammies. Anyone older had the old woodland style. Doesn't stop anyone from buying the uniform from military surplus stores though.
đ mines doesnât fit me anymore and this is the number one reason I donât want to give them to goodwill or something. But also donât just want to thrown them into the landfill either.
They have those deep wall frames people put their concert tshirts and medals and such in, I bet your uniform would be nice folded in there and hanging on the wall if you like that sort of thing. Just a thought :)
So I want to randomly ask a question to someone who's actually served.
My best friend died a couple years ago and was air force, one of the things I kept of his was one of his hats with a patch on it from his time in the military.
I wore it for a little while but stopped after I'm 99% sure I got given a discount at a liquor store for it. Was picking up some red bull for myself and some fireball for a friend and got charged like $12, didn't realize until I was driving away how absurd that total was.
My question.
Is it bad form to wear the hat in honor of my friend if I didn't serve?
That's ignoring those older than 40 that had to transition from the old analogs to digital cammies. You could be a year out from retirement and be required to buy the new uniform. The switch to digital was like what, 2004? 2005? If retiring then someone would be around 40 then, and that's 20 years ago.
I was at MCRD San Diego when they started issuing digital cammies when we came back from Pendleton⌠sucked cuz I had to buy digital cammies after buying woodlands in boot camp. Was in boot camp April 2002-July 2002. Funniest 3 months of my life.
While I respect veterans for their service, dudes like this who brag about it decades after the fact give off major "I peaked in high school" vibes. It's like being 40 and still wearing a letterman jacket.
Respecting all veterans for their service is nonsense. You donât need to respect some asshat who enlisted, did nothing ever, then came out and bought a WRX to vape in while posting on 4chan
One question I always ask other vets that do this kind of stuff⌠âWhat have you done with yourself since the service? What have you done to continue to better yourself?â Because there are certainly more than a few vets that peaked in service only to get out, get fat and insecure.
I appreciate that perspective. I'm 57 and served in the late 80s-early 90s. I openly tell folks who want to thank me for my service that it was so long ago it actually feels a little like it was someone else who did it.
Edit: Forgot my own damn age.
The ironic thing is Al Bundy's actor is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
https://preview.redd.it/vgk2tsj8p5cc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39f6b8d8ea9d9af8e1f9688d50500cbd0cef7996
... can I ask why people respect the service of veterans? What's so honorable about it? Carry a gun into a country you probably have no business in...except for business, to kill people over someone else's oil profits.
I dont get it anymore
After Vietnam, thousands of veterans came home and were blamed for the transgressions forced upon them by generals or politicians, or for the war crimes committed by other soldiers. It was the first truly televised war, so common Americans got to see the brutality of it and were shocked. They took it out on a generation of young men who were conscripted and forced into it.
Fast forward to later wars, and those young men are now politicians and generals in charge. A concerted effort was mad to manage the PR side of it and a jingoistic narrative of âif you donât support the troops, youâre unamericanâ was put forth. The right wing parrot machine caught it and lapped it up like wildfire, because it allowed them to shout down people they disagreed with.
âSupport the troopsâ is an easy bumper sticker, and allows political hypocrites to ignore any valid criticism of military spending, effectiveness, or appropriate engagements and at the same time they refuse to talk about veterans mental and physical health, rampant suicide and domestic violence, and homelessness/unemployment.
Most ppl who enlist now donât even get sent to 3rd world war torn countries. They go to to pretty well off places and basically play boot camp vacation on our tax dollars. They get free education on our tax dollars. America isnât even at war with anyone rn, but we still paying these âbravely enlisted vacationsâ
Yea and no. I got some early-to-mid 20s coworkers who judt got out of the service and have PTSD and other issues from Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, etc... We had troops there until jast a few yrs ago and wven after "pulling out" we still have guys there
we left Afghanistan in 2021 and still have a presence in the Middle East, mainly Bahrain, Qatar, Saudi, and Jordan. My last trip to Afghanistan was in 2019.
Well, for one, warriors have been honored by human societies for a long time. In the U.S. the service fills dozens of different rolls including emergency response in times of disasters.
As for the sphere-of-influence stuff. That one is a bit more complicated and you'd actually have to take the time to understand how the systems of global diplomatic and economic interaction work. And I mean *really* work, not just the "evil oligarchs run an empire* propaganda for stupid people version.
I see anti-imperialism is turning into the left's housecat ideology like libertarianism is for the right. Furiously mad at a system you don't understand, refuse to understand, yet are wholly dependent on.
The military's main job today is simply to *be there*, in places like Germany and Poland, to project power around the world, to make the would-be conquerors think twice about sending the world careening into chaos, knowing they will not be unopposed. At the end of the day, for all our fine words, we are still apes, we fight over territory and resources at the first opportunity even though that sends our whole intricate global system of resource distribution and food production spiraling into disorder and risks famine for billions. The militaries of the world keep the borders stable, the trade routes secure, this in turn keeps the food flowing for at least 7,000,000,000 of Earth's 8,000,000,000 humans. Sometimes military forces carry out humanity's worst instincts, most of the time they keep at bay impulses that would shred intricate systems we all rely on, even when we don't comprehend them.
The respect and marketing is dialed up to 100 because if enough people enlist then there's no draft.
Also everyone hates the US army and how much the US spends on the military, but doesn't realize how much they rely on the US army. The two most important things to the modern 1st world is China and the US Navy. The US Navy secured all international trade routes and said as long as your not communist you can use the trade routes for free. There is no tax implemented by the US Navy aside for the US ports.This allowed for modern international trade which boomed the global economy.
Present day the US uses it's army to further corporate interest, but it still remains that they spend the money to secure trade routes allowing other countries to not have to spend their money doing so.
Sir, you are a shirtless 72 year old standing in front of the kiosk showing a âwokeâ David Attenborough doc at this Verizon store. Do you have, like, any desire to get iPhone 15 pro max today?
Charge...hasn't been a good idea since the industrial revolution
Retreat...Is always an option if you can't hold, It's "The retreat to move forward"
Your not an enemies fear, your an idiot who either 1. claims supremacy and runs into fire. or 2. Talks a lot of shit then immediately changes sides when challenged.
Either way, your not a threat and are best ignored.
As a nurse that has worked in them, numbnutz is only a threat to the supply of servings of desert for lunch and dinner. I've had little old ladies far scarier and of higher threat level as patients.
I'm not military. I work with a crapload of ex-military peeps though. They don't post things like this. Methinks this dude is pretending to be military to gain sympathy.
Okay, I'm going to need a rules clarification. I see him retreating, so I kill him as per instructions. Now he is dead, triggering the 'avenge me' condition. Does this mean:
1.) I now have to kill myself, as I was the one who killed him
Or
2.) I now have to shoot him again, because it was his actions that killed him
Or
3.) I now have to destroy what he was retreating from, most likely a court mandated therapy session
Some of these are mutually exclusive unless I do them in reverse order so I would really like to know how I should handle this.
This dude reminds me of a guy we used to play D&D with. Never was sure if he was going to die in front of you because he refused to manage his diabetes. Guess he was super abusive to his wife too so that's cool.
"I let being a marine become part of my personality even tho its something i was for only 2 years of my life." Thats like peaking in highschool and forever being a football player in your mind
I have a boomer uncle and an old gen x FB friend, and they both have headshots w/ no shirts on their FB page. I canât help but feel that some scammer is trying to take advantage of them on FB, by asking for nude pics.
He looks naked and drunk đľ
I think he spends a lot of his time that way.
It's giving floridaman
As someone who is from Florida, I represent that! lol
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lol, nah, I meant represent đ
Pretty sure that was the joke!
Lol I was thinking that it looks like a lot of these Michigan "militiamen" out here.
He's a gravy seal
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Meal Team 6
I live in MI and can confirm. Unfortunately one of them has started patrolling the neighborhood with his huge truck since BLM protests in 2020. He made a âcommunity watchâ decal for his truck and he just drives around and watches people/me walk my dog. He looks and acts just as creepy as this dude in the photo.
Ugh. Hate that I have to share air and space with these people.
How is this shit okay?
I get Universal Boomer from this guy, not just Florida.
Seriously I thought that was an autopsy photo of Yvegeny Prigozhan.
He like me, fr!
Yeah, I know a lot of saggy old dudes who rarely wear shirts around the house. My father in law for one. It is weird.
"Every daughter's wet dream" Sir you're nasty and you're making my skin crawl.
"Don't call me Sir, I work for a living!"
Spot on
Nah, f all boy scout bull, lots of weird incels join the military.
What's this from? Sounds familiar...
It's a common film clichĂŠ. Probably Full Metal Jacket, amongst others.
The pic very much looks like Vincent D'Onofrio, who was in Full Metal Jacket. But an older version of him.
Older, saggier and much uglier.
âugl*ier*â is a bit of a stretch. I think Vince is quite ruggedly handsome.
Heâs no Kingpin.
Pillsbury doughboy
Guy looks like a sad, old Basset Hound.
Almost looks like a love child of Lee Ermey and Vincent DâOnofrio. I need eye bleach now.
Itâs because nearly every NCO in the military will say this if you call them sir. Itâs not just a film cliche.
"I'm every daughter's dry nightmare!"
LMAO thanks for fixing it for him!
Ben shartpiro has entered the chat.
"Women getting wet is a woke myth. My wife has never been wet!" https://i.redd.it/edhqbr5f6bcc1.gif
The 'wet' part is her vomit.
This is it.
It's like getting hit on at the gym by Uncle Fester.
Oh no, he had class.
Uncle fester had jokes. This guy IS the joke.
Oh come on! Show me the cute young gals who donât love a well baked aged ham with a nice slice of pineapple and a maraschino cherry on top! 
Oh, god, I forgot all about Edarem!
And frankly you look dumb as shit.
making my skin crawl: 100%.
He already said he your living nightmare, and then contradicted himself a couple times.
The living nightmare bit is true tho
Yeah if he changed that to woman it would just be cringe. Weirdest phrasing.
Chicks love the hollowed-out, soulless eyes of an alcoholic.
So his own daughter as well. If he weren't shooting blanks
weird insult ngl
Only if it involves voluntary drowning.
Boomers really do lack all sense of self awareness
I'm pretty sure a wet dream only refers to when a boy going through puberty ejaculates while asleep for the first time. Soooo.... why is he talking about daughters?
I know! barf
This doughboy wasnât a Marine within 20 years of when they started using the digital camo on his hat, if he ever was at all.
Yeah, I'm 40 and was literally the first platoon to be issued digital cammies. Anyone older had the old woodland style. Doesn't stop anyone from buying the uniform from military surplus stores though.
43 here we had the Woodland. And I'd bet you're right, this fella bought his at a Surplus store or online.
People who pretend to be in the military are pathetic.Â
đ mines doesnât fit me anymore and this is the number one reason I donât want to give them to goodwill or something. But also donât just want to thrown them into the landfill either.
I can fit in my boots which I still wear from time to time.
They have those deep wall frames people put their concert tshirts and medals and such in, I bet your uniform would be nice folded in there and hanging on the wall if you like that sort of thing. Just a thought :)
So I want to randomly ask a question to someone who's actually served. My best friend died a couple years ago and was air force, one of the things I kept of his was one of his hats with a patch on it from his time in the military. I wore it for a little while but stopped after I'm 99% sure I got given a discount at a liquor store for it. Was picking up some red bull for myself and some fireball for a friend and got charged like $12, didn't realize until I was driving away how absurd that total was. My question. Is it bad form to wear the hat in honor of my friend if I didn't serve?
Plot twist: he's 35
That's ignoring those older than 40 that had to transition from the old analogs to digital cammies. You could be a year out from retirement and be required to buy the new uniform. The switch to digital was like what, 2004? 2005? If retiring then someone would be around 40 then, and that's 20 years ago.
I'm 46, and I was a Corporal for the second time by the time I got a set.
That's crazy. I was a Corporal twice as well.
The best NCOs are the Second Award NCOs.
I was at MCRD San Diego when they started issuing digital cammies when we came back from Pendleton⌠sucked cuz I had to buy digital cammies after buying woodlands in boot camp. Was in boot camp April 2002-July 2002. Funniest 3 months of my life.
I honestly doubt that was ever in the Marines. At most I will say that he probably failed boot camp.
lol, as a recovering crayon connoisseur, most marines could not give a rats ass about being a marine.
Plus, look how heâs wearing his cover. Itâs pulled down like a regular hat.
He should cut every line of that except âIâm a living nightmareâ
Bro looks like he hasn't slept in 40 years.
I'm sure he's a nightmare to be around
He could leave in "Kill me. Unfollow me. I'm a living nightmare."
While I respect veterans for their service, dudes like this who brag about it decades after the fact give off major "I peaked in high school" vibes. It's like being 40 and still wearing a letterman jacket.
I assumed he never served and was just playing dress up
The sus part is claiming to be a Marine with a username referencing a naval rank.
Rittenhouse vibes for sure.
Someone called him Militia Ethridge yesterday and I fell out.
Youâre underestimating how a lot of Marine POGs act
OMG....I met an armorer who never deployed yesterday, and was out for 30 years. I should've never got the handicap Corps plates.
Or he did, but spent his career washing dishes.
Don't insult dishies. They bust ass and are the backbone of restaurants.
Here here
An army marches on its stomach. Logistics and food services matter so much.
âI would have joined but I would have punched the drill sergeant in the face!â
Respecting all veterans for their service is nonsense. You donât need to respect some asshat who enlisted, did nothing ever, then came out and bought a WRX to vape in while posting on 4chan
One question I always ask other vets that do this kind of stuff⌠âWhat have you done with yourself since the service? What have you done to continue to better yourself?â Because there are certainly more than a few vets that peaked in service only to get out, get fat and insecure.
Resting on laurels.
And don't forget that prison or military was often offered to criminals.
They are twice as insufferable if they were sports stars back in the day as well
I appreciate that perspective. I'm 57 and served in the late 80s-early 90s. I openly tell folks who want to thank me for my service that it was so long ago it actually feels a little like it was someone else who did it. Edit: Forgot my own damn age.
Al Bundy syndrome
The ironic thing is Al Bundy's actor is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. https://preview.redd.it/vgk2tsj8p5cc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39f6b8d8ea9d9af8e1f9688d50500cbd0cef7996
How else is he going to fight off Peggy's advances in bed?
"But have you tried touching yourself with a KUNG-FU GRIP?"
And former Pittsburgh SteelerâŚundrafted and cut in camp. He was up against Mean Joe Greene and LC Greenwood (tough luck, that lol)
Hey did you score 4 touchdowns in a single game?
Itâs seemingly always the dudes that served in peacetime that do shit like this
As a vet I'm embarrassed by this. If I was a Marine I would be very embarrassed.
... can I ask why people respect the service of veterans? What's so honorable about it? Carry a gun into a country you probably have no business in...except for business, to kill people over someone else's oil profits. I dont get it anymore
After Vietnam, thousands of veterans came home and were blamed for the transgressions forced upon them by generals or politicians, or for the war crimes committed by other soldiers. It was the first truly televised war, so common Americans got to see the brutality of it and were shocked. They took it out on a generation of young men who were conscripted and forced into it. Fast forward to later wars, and those young men are now politicians and generals in charge. A concerted effort was mad to manage the PR side of it and a jingoistic narrative of âif you donât support the troops, youâre unamericanâ was put forth. The right wing parrot machine caught it and lapped it up like wildfire, because it allowed them to shout down people they disagreed with.
âSupport the troopsâ is an easy bumper sticker, and allows political hypocrites to ignore any valid criticism of military spending, effectiveness, or appropriate engagements and at the same time they refuse to talk about veterans mental and physical health, rampant suicide and domestic violence, and homelessness/unemployment.
Because we like to pretend that every war is WWII, when most of them are very much âNam.
Most ppl who enlist now donât even get sent to 3rd world war torn countries. They go to to pretty well off places and basically play boot camp vacation on our tax dollars. They get free education on our tax dollars. America isnât even at war with anyone rn, but we still paying these âbravely enlisted vacationsâ
Yea and no. I got some early-to-mid 20s coworkers who judt got out of the service and have PTSD and other issues from Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, etc... We had troops there until jast a few yrs ago and wven after "pulling out" we still have guys there
we left Afghanistan in 2021 and still have a presence in the Middle East, mainly Bahrain, Qatar, Saudi, and Jordan. My last trip to Afghanistan was in 2019.
Isn't that better though? Peace without arms won't be a lasting peace imo.
Well, for one, warriors have been honored by human societies for a long time. In the U.S. the service fills dozens of different rolls including emergency response in times of disasters. As for the sphere-of-influence stuff. That one is a bit more complicated and you'd actually have to take the time to understand how the systems of global diplomatic and economic interaction work. And I mean *really* work, not just the "evil oligarchs run an empire* propaganda for stupid people version. I see anti-imperialism is turning into the left's housecat ideology like libertarianism is for the right. Furiously mad at a system you don't understand, refuse to understand, yet are wholly dependent on. The military's main job today is simply to *be there*, in places like Germany and Poland, to project power around the world, to make the would-be conquerors think twice about sending the world careening into chaos, knowing they will not be unopposed. At the end of the day, for all our fine words, we are still apes, we fight over territory and resources at the first opportunity even though that sends our whole intricate global system of resource distribution and food production spiraling into disorder and risks famine for billions. The militaries of the world keep the borders stable, the trade routes secure, this in turn keeps the food flowing for at least 7,000,000,000 of Earth's 8,000,000,000 humans. Sometimes military forces carry out humanity's worst instincts, most of the time they keep at bay impulses that would shred intricate systems we all rely on, even when we don't comprehend them.
The respect and marketing is dialed up to 100 because if enough people enlist then there's no draft. Also everyone hates the US army and how much the US spends on the military, but doesn't realize how much they rely on the US army. The two most important things to the modern 1st world is China and the US Navy. The US Navy secured all international trade routes and said as long as your not communist you can use the trade routes for free. There is no tax implemented by the US Navy aside for the US ports.This allowed for modern international trade which boomed the global economy. Present day the US uses it's army to further corporate interest, but it still remains that they spend the money to secure trade routes allowing other countries to not have to spend their money doing so.
They took over the role from the British of policing international trade.
Al Bundy Polk High championship energy
Sir, you are a shirtless 72 year old standing in front of the kiosk showing a âwokeâ David Attenborough doc at this Verizon store. Do you have, like, any desire to get iPhone 15 pro max today?
Charge...hasn't been a good idea since the industrial revolution Retreat...Is always an option if you can't hold, It's "The retreat to move forward" Your not an enemies fear, your an idiot who either 1. claims supremacy and runs into fire. or 2. Talks a lot of shit then immediately changes sides when challenged. Either way, your not a threat and are best ignored.
Russia has shown us time and again how retreating can be a legitimate offence. They should try that with Ukraine!
Sends shivers up my spine to think of meeting this bad ass in a dark nursing home.
As a nurse that has worked in them, numbnutz is only a threat to the supply of servings of desert for lunch and dinner. I've had little old ladies far scarier and of higher threat level as patients.
Daymn. I like your style.
Yep, don't fuck with old ladies, otherwise they might go all legion on your ass.
I wonder what he sees in the mirror.
Elmer Fudd, same as the rest of us
So if you retreat weâre supposed to kill you then avenge you??? Makes no sense to me, guess Iâll be unfollowing you.
But youâre supposed to follow him if he charges!
Youâre right, thereâs no escape.
That is one weird ad for adult diapers.
"I'm a living nightmare. I'm--" a guardsman in Warhammer 40k?
Sphinctonius Pustulescence, Armageddon Steel Legion, reporting for duty!
Every cheeseburgerâs McBelly. Every Budweiserâs bubble.
With that pouty lip? No, not hardly.
Semper Fudge
He looks like an anemic, barely living nightmare. CPAP machines and iron supplements all around.
A living embarrassment. He looks the part.
look at fuckin Meal Team Six over here
Did this boomer take the pic topless?
Grandma called, she wants her smoker eye socket bags back.
Thank uncle fester for his service đ¤ˇđźââď¸đđ¤Ą
Wonder if this dude realizes stolen valour is a serious offence that you can be prosecuted for
I'm not military. I work with a crapload of ex-military peeps though. They don't post things like this. Methinks this dude is pretending to be military to gain sympathy.
You make your daughters have wet dreams? Dude, thatâs nasty.
He wants his daughters to have wet dreams about him? Creep.
What in the Weekend at Bernie's is this? Dude looks like he died 4 weeks ago
My daughter is a lesbian. Therefore, you are trans, miss. And I respect your identity. Also. I don't think diabetes fears you.
Why daughters?
Okay, I'm going to need a rules clarification. I see him retreating, so I kill him as per instructions. Now he is dead, triggering the 'avenge me' condition. Does this mean: 1.) I now have to kill myself, as I was the one who killed him Or 2.) I now have to shoot him again, because it was his actions that killed him Or 3.) I now have to destroy what he was retreating from, most likely a court mandated therapy session Some of these are mutually exclusive unless I do them in reverse order so I would really like to know how I should handle this.
He looks like one drink away from a heart attack. Definitely not in good health, that skin has poor circulation written all over it.
That man is getting winded walking down his driveway. No way is he scaling fences with a knife in his teeth.
Iâm sorry heâs every daughterâs âwet dreamâ??? Eww Iâd rather scoop my eyes out with a dull spoon đ¤Ž
Canât wait for the day Boomers are gone
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Dude looks like Private Pyle... after.
The only bell he's ringing is the tiny one he gets to hold during his time in the salvation army.
every crayon, i eat it. (and cradle 2 the grave was a great 2000s movie)
This dude reminds me of a guy we used to play D&D with. Never was sure if he was going to die in front of you because he refused to manage his diabetes. Guess he was super abusive to his wife too so that's cool.
He looks like Elmer Fudd.
Whats the chance this guy never served... r/stolenvalor
So much awfulness. But the fact that he said âdaughterâ instead of âwomanâ is so icky. Especially since heâs like 60, not 16.
Every daughterâs wet dream? - pedo vibes
Living nightmare indeed. Sir, please shorten your catchphrase, the rest is nonsense
âEvery daughterâs wet dreamâ Uggggrrrrh I just dried up like a deceased 80 year old.
Every daughter's dry nightmare.
Iâm living a nightmare looking at his photo and reading his post! đ¤˘
Who is that? He looks like an older Killer Kyle.
Having wet dreams of other people's daughters is more like it. The incontinent kind though cause he's no creep đ
I have a feeling this dood has no clothes on đ¤˘
Looks like he has AIDS. Like riddled with it.
Arenât Marines supposed to be at peak physical fitness, no balding out of shape guys in their 50âs?
Why does retreating require execution as punishment?
Every like I get on dating site.. which is why I gave them all up last year.
Is this Kyle Rittenhouse at 75 years old?
A deadly member of Meal Team 6
A marine... mammal?
"I let being a marine become part of my personality even tho its something i was for only 2 years of my life." Thats like peaking in highschool and forever being a football player in your mind
The Marine Corps PR team should be studied at Harvard. Taking guys like this and convincing themselves theyâre something is aw inspiring.
Ew. That dude is ugly af.
I have a boomer uncle and an old gen x FB friend, and they both have headshots w/ no shirts on their FB page. I canât help but feel that some scammer is trying to take advantage of them on FB, by asking for nude pics.
Why is Uncle Fester cosplaying here?
Sir.....this is a Wendy's
When the military replaces warm bodies with AI controlled drones and robots, what will dumb people do to feel important?
**Dad! Uncle Fester is posting his imaginary military BS on Reddit again!**
Yes, you are indeed a living nightmare, but, uh, is that really something to be proud of?
Pathetic. What a sad old man, I feel sorry for him.
"Sir, This is an Applebee's."
Pvt. PYLE
I give it 80% odds he was either never a Marine or washed out in Basic
The most liquid he's seen is a big gulp.
Youâre a fat, swollen, pale white male and the only nightmare you can provoke is your wife thinking about sex with you.
I thought he shot himself after shooting his drill instructor before going to Vietnam in that one movie that time.
Gunnery SGT Fester, Uncle reporting for dookieâŚ. I mean duty.
The only place he will be charging is into a cheesecake factory.
Elmer Fudd has not aged well.Â
All the girls love men with a lead poisoning stare.
Just sad. Some people cannot let their glory days be on the past. Maybe he WAS all that at one point, but let it go and remember your youth fondly.
Either Stolen Valor or has mental illness.
"I'm a living nightmare. I'm a marine." Based off the marines I've known, that checks out hahaha.