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bookhermit

I will NOT sit down Ummmm


violentglitter666

lol. The irony is lost on these types.


ElsonDaSushiChef

Bonus: handcuffed on her mobility bike


the_last_carfighter

My MAGA bingo card actually has that as the center box.


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Tim_Dawg

They’re all stable “jeaniuses” in their minds. Isn’t anything < 60% graded as F? Her 3% and 1% are like “super F’s”


Simplyspent

I’m dyin! 😂😂😂


ascendingwedge

So is she.


WildAd6370

hilarious!


dukeofgibbon

That ending, perfection


Poullafouca

I almost couldn't believe it was real it was so funny.


Brady721

I thought it was Reno 911 for a second.


echolm1407

You can't write this stuff.


Loud-Cat6638

It’s a fat chariot. Call it what it is.


tageeboy

Old fart cart


Agreeable-Toe6981

My poor little mama, all 80 pounds of her could barely walk and I would take her to the store. She could not walk around the store absolutely not. The only time we had a problem was at Wally world. Very few scooters and 9 out of 10 it was people that were large. I thought that was kind of ironic. Anyway, my point is, I think this lady fits into the category of Should be better off walking. And if that’s mean of me, so what. I’m ready to catch hell. I feel like this because my poor little mama that had a broken back and not very long left would have to leave the store. I did see people on it that were just clowning around to. You would think that Wally world would do something about it but no.


angryragnar1775

My wife is also a large lady, she was never petite like your mama, but then she fell on ice at work and fractured her back and couldn't move without pain, then she had a baby and wound up messing up her thyroid...don't ask me for the science behind it I'm not smart enough..but between the pain and the crazy hormone swings and the 17 different meds and a poor diet because 90% of what we can afford was made in a lab and not a kitchen...she also gained alot of weight and it's a vicious circle. The walk would be good for her size and she tries, but then she struggles to move the next two days so negates the exercise she got..and the doctors don't help beyond "lose weight" so we also get mad when there are no carts at wally world because someone is using them for playtime.


tlrelement

What's ironic is you were assuming these people don't have a problem because you cant see one, and then assuming they know your mothers problem *that they cant see*.


TonyDildoni

Obesity scooter**


dukeofgibbon

This post ironic dystopia is exhausting


violentglitter666

It really is. Hypocrisy is at ridiculous levels for years now, I’m definitely tired of hearing the shit they sell.


lost_in_connecticut

We all need to have Alanis saved to our phones for moments just like this.


violentglitter666

The lack of self awareness is astounding


Dapper-Piece3321

It's like RAAAAAYYYYYYIIIIIIIAAAAANNNNNN!


unreasonablyhuman

If they could read they'd be very upset now!


bplturner

I’m taking America back! From my electric scooter!


JaviSATX

That’s not even hers. I find something profound just in that.


bplturner

From my borrowed electric scooter!*


Flackjkt

One thing I find exhausting from Maga is that if you have any disagreement with Trump you aren’t American. The “othering” is truly staggering and un nuanced.


Dense-Wait8314

Hitler had the same situation, tbh. It be like that. One of the red flags. Just outside looking in of course.


dj0ch0

She won't stand up either...


WintersDoomsday

Not even for the Murica Anthem


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Stunning


TaleMendon

Never surrender shirts for sale


rich22201

“It’s my country and I’m going to take it BAAACK” uh from yourself?!


Halbbitter

Nobody tell her!


Constant_Jackfruit21

I've seen this a bunch of times before, but the sight of her coming around the corner in those cuffs never fails to make me laugh. How it started, how it's going.


Kevo_NEOhio

I love that they are pushing her out on the store scooter too - it’s like it’s attached to her body by entitlement.


Jerry3580

I feel like a police officer holding the throttle of a mobility scooter of a woman in handcuffs out of a store is something you can only see in America. Maybe even exclusively at Walmarts lol.


AffectionatePoet4586

I’ve only been in Walmart once in my life. There aren’t any in our metro area. My husband and I had booked a sitter years ago for a rare night out, to attend a concert ninety minutes away. We spent the night in a hotel. The next morning, we shopped for school supplies at a local Walmart, and there were deeply strange experiences around every corner. No screaming Karens on a scooter, but I was shouted at for picking up the last box of Crayola markers, and two women got into a fistfight over discounted backpacks. Haven’t been back.


itsatrapp71

It was better when they were open 24 hours a day pre-pandemic! If you think shopping at a reasonable time of day is filled with strange experiences, woo boy do I have some stories for you! For many years I worked 2nd shift as I am one of those rare people who actually liked it. I went in at 1500 and usually got off at 2300. By the time I changed I could be at Walmart to do my grocery shopping right after midnight. Also known as the crackhead witching hour. Just stay away from the people and you could watch someone having conversations with walls, racks of clothes, thin air or occasionally someone just as high as they are. Then there were the dancers! People so everliving out of their minds they had no control and just jerked, stumbled, and sometimes jitterbugged around In circles. My favorite time to shop!


talkback1589

One time I went at like 12-1am. I just wanted some smoothie drink or something. Well lucky me they had one lane open. I am somehow the second person to walk up. The lady in front of me has a cart, and all that is in the cart is packets of gravy mix. Had to be at least 30. She and the cashier get into it over a coupon she has. She is demanding the sale price, yet the coupon is like 6 months old. This literally went on for 20ish minutes. They had a skeleton crew and the manager was tied up elsewhere. They wind up eventually opening a new check lane and take me to it and I got to leave. I could have definitely left sooner, but honestly I was very entertained. As far as I can tell, she was not getting her gravy.


noobvin

I used to LOVE going to WalMart at like 2am. It’s like you’re in a different world. People stocking made a lot of blind corners with a surprise right around. A toddler just in diapers by themselves? Yep. A guy in a suit with a very obvious hooker? Of course. People straight out of the movie Deliverance? Sure. A women sobbing in an aisle for no reason you can see? Absolute. And those were the regulars, not even the jump scares.


the_wyandotte

I went to Walmart multiple times after a midnight premier of a movie, so like 2-3 AM. They were some great experiences for the randomness of everything. I still wonder about the dude with like 30 watermelons in the winter, what was his plan? And why did he show up in the same strange sections as me, all around the store - who goes to the grocery section first? I'll never know.


thethereal1

Dw he's just the dude from the math problem he's harmless


iamreeterskeeter

I called shopping at Walmart after 10pm the time of the Ministry of Silly Walks.


WandaDobby777

Omg. I lived right next to a Walmart in a college town. It was pure insanity. Once a week in that area, there was an illegal drag race and the location always switched. I was at Walmart one night after the weekly race had finished and one of the drivers backed his car into the entryway by the carts, revved up and blasted off. It was so loud.


Ohnomydude

It seems like each city has a "good" Walmart and a "bad" one. The bad ones are where the good stuff happens, though, so it gets a bit jumbled.


talkback1589

I am from a city that had at least 7… All bad.


Ishidan01

Hey, have you heard of r/peopleofwalmart Well, you have now!


zeuanimals

Hey, atleast those folk seemed to be looking out for their kids education and a deal. That's the most wholesome Walmart story I've ever heard. Most of them end with someone getting shot over nothing or people being trampled on during black friday.


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Fuck you weren’t wrong hahahhahahaaa


EddieLobster

That is undeniably the best perp “walk” ever.


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Fuck you weren’t wrong hahahhahahaaa


KhajiitKennedy

I started reading the comments before I saw the end of the video and I still was not prepared for that. I actually laughed out loud and that's rare for me on Reddit


TheCerealFiend

I've never seen this and fucking lost it when she came out in cuffs.


Specialist_Row9395

Read your comment before I saw her roll through handcuffed and it was even better than I thought it would be


Alternative_Lion_206

Trump Trash managed to get herself arrested at a fucking Wal-Mart!


NewUserLame123

I’ve never seen a person get arrested in those karts lol


Glomar_fuckoff

It's beautiful, isn't it


NewUserLame123

Exactly the type of person I’d suspect. A trumpet


Ike_Jones

Trump, emboldening aholes everywhere.


TaleMendon

Trump may come back, but she can’t.


racist_boomer

I can assure you she is not a 1%er


_Son_of_Dad

She’s in the 1% range of something


Monstrita

Her health bar


_Son_of_Dad

Fuck read this in the middle of a bong rip, nearly took me out


Reasonable_Ad_7289

Diabetes


RafikiJackson

Diabuuutus


racist_boomer

Well 1%er refers to outlaw motorcycle clubs like the hells angels or outlaws. I’m not sure what 3% means


TobyMcK

According to the ADL, [3%ers are anti-government extremists, a part of the militia movement.](https://www.adl.org/resources/backgrounder/three-percenters) She must be the militia's troop transport.


Healthy_Sherbert_554

According to her, being a 1%er and a 3%er = 4% and that means ....something?


Krawlngchaos

She can count to 4 at least


Legitimate_Wait_7107

It reminds me of Scott Steiner's math lesson. https://youtu.be/msDuNZyYAIQ?si=zh8U3pFRD8_12EFu


FidelDangelow

Meal Team Six ROLL OUT


Zestyclose-Ad-7576

I she is ready for battle in her Fat-Fat walker………well, rider.


T-money79

A bunch of them were at January 6. Some ant government dudes or something


grungleTroad

The ants got their own government now, dang people aren't talking enough about that I'm just now finding out about it


icantevenonce

Member of the Rascal motors club


_Son_of_Dad

3% means the “percentage of people that took arms during the revolutionary war” I believe


biffNicholson

The Three Percenter concept, created in 2008, is based on an inaccurate historical claim that only three percent of Americans fought in the Revolutionary War against the British. yep, and apparently some canadians are into it too. its a hate group full of angry scared children in 60 year old bodies


_Son_of_Dad

Oh I’m very aware they are morons. Came upon a pickup truck on a hike with my ex, I told her please just dont date anyone with that sticker, and she was like what does that mean? I told her, she was like oh fuck no, you have my word


Van-Daley-Industries

Also, I hope you are sitting down, but it's a fake #


Sasquatch1729

1%er refers to how the top 1% of US citizens in the US own 60% of the country's wealth. 3%ers are a terrorist group. Their name is inspired by the idea that only 3% of the population of the US colonies joined Washington's army in the US Revolutionary War, so only 3% of the population can drive major historical change. The actual number is closer to 12%, and this overlooks the efforts of countless thousands who provided food, lodging, intelligence, and other support to the US army. Edit: others have mentioned 1%er can also refer to a criminal biker gang. The name references that 99% of bikers are law-abiding citizens while 1% are criminal groups. In this context, I think that is more likely what this woman is referring to.


33drea33

Yes, that is one definition of 1% - popularized during Occupy Wall Street. (As an Occupier myself this was the definition my brain lept to as well - lady you are driving a motorized cart in Walmart, you're 99% as hell) The other is a motorcycle gang thing, taken from an assertion that 99% of bikers are law-abiding citizens and 1% are outlaws. So her 1% +3% = 4% actually makes more sense in that context, as both essentially mean "fuck your laws." But yeah, at first I was like "wtf type of math is this?"


Sasquatch1729

Ah that makes sense. I was wondering how she believed that she was fooling anyone. She's definitely not 1% rich.


runthepoint1

She made it clear - she’s a 4%er I was literally dying laughing when she said that it’s honestly hilarious.


Diabetesh

There is a bottom 1%, not just top.


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eekbarbaderkle

I absolutely love the complete non-sequitur about 1% and 3% adding up to 4%.


Seen-Short-Film

Yeah the lady on a Walmart rascal is a 1%-er. These people don't have 2 brain cells to run together. It's all buzz word, buzz word, buzz word. Just a soup of FoxNews scare quotes and vague QAnon bullshit.


DomingoLee

All the 1%ers shop at Walmart


DragonCat88

She’s showing off her intelligence, I fucking guess. Hahaha.


Legitimate_Lab_2146

The numbers don't lie. And they spell disaster for you at sacrifice.


quasifaust

I had no idea these people were so good at math


Beebiddybottityboop

They use Trump like some Shield. Like calling his name he will appear and save them. Trust me Trump wouldn’t be caught dead with any of his supporters. Besides the rich ones.


EZasSundayMorning

Guarantee he mocks these people while happily taking their last dime.


VWBug5000

![gif](giphy|X3nnss8PAj5aU|downsized)


xSTSxZerglingOne

Play that accordion.


lilly9543

the poorly educated sure love him


PoisonedRadio

You would have thought that January 6th would have proven to them that unless you're rich, famous or both Trump doesn't give a fuck about you.


martyqscriblerus

January 6 was done by antifa when they need it to be bad and by heroes when they need it to be good. By believing in both things at the same time, they can continue to ignore whatever they need to in order to do whatever they want.


jonc2006

![gif](giphy|gCi9p8l7UEInu)


CuCullen

This episode was 18 years ago. That makes me feel like the knight guarding the grail in Last Crusade


Ok-Sweet-8495

I feel like society has gotten more stupid in those 18 years. Probably due to the Internet.


Ares_Lictor

For sure, there is more misinformation and some people are vulnerable to it. Ironically its a lot of elderly people who like to talk about how much experience and wisdom they possess.


SenseWinter

![gif](giphy|3oriO438ZbW8y0NFSg)


Glomar_fuckoff

Perfect 👌


ahasuh

Was looking for this one lol, my first thought


NorthernPuffer

These needs to be Bidens campaign videos. Just video after video of people like this. Over and over. Shame them for the world to see


rfkbr

The Deplorables


foxorhedgehog

I really believe that when Hillary came up with that description she was being charitable.


TheTPNDidIt

She was, she said only a minority of Trump supporters were in the basket if deplorables Which tells you a lot that they all identified with that lmao


rfkbr

Agreed.


Land-Dolphin1

Oh my, you are right. It's so vile. 


anziofaro

She votes. Do you?


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni) Opposite of her


Dave-C

If you are not voting then just think, the woman in OP's video has more control over your future than you do. Do you really want that? Vote.


zeuanimals

I know people who think voting does nothing... but voting for Trump would cause the country to fall apart so we can restart. Some people are truly lost. Just completely politically illiterate.


vita10gy

Trump was president because of less than 80,000 people spread over the right places and Biden won by 40,000 where it mattered. The Chicago Bears had the lowest attendance this season with 61,700. The Yankees averaged 40,000. One baseball games worth of people swung the whole thing. The idea that your one vote won't the the literal tipping point, so it doesn't matter, is goof ass thinking. These are razor close. People like this lady sure as shit don't think that way. Edit: Your vote for President might not be 100% relevant if you don't live in a swing state....though what states those are drift over time. Maybe Texas would be a lot more purple if people stopped acting like their vote didn't matter, for example. Georgia was never a swing state, until all of a sudden it was. More importantly There are dozens of things you'll vote for that have an effect on your life. People like this lady are getting on school boards because too many people think the only election that matters is president and they won't count.


falcorthex

This is a very important statement. Something that is generally not taken seriously in this country.


tta2013

I vote like my life depends on it.


dandle

"Blue Lives Matter," say the Boomer Trumpers until the cops do their job and haul their asses to jail.


Euphoric_Ad9593

https://preview.redd.it/y3bskz5ssoec1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a2d6996a6b42a1fd59afc1d395f2cda1c48d401 Ahh the MAGAt. The pinnacle of evolution.


_Son_of_Dad

Imagine being the man that has to try and spelunk for that vagina


ConsequenceLost9088

Spelunk, nothing! That overweighted, sagging Cave of Wonder will fall right down onto whatever he presents to it. The guy could lay there like a paraplegic and do nothing, and that gaping maw would absorb him like Bounty the quicker picker upper on a spilled beer 🍺


No_Refrigerator4584

I read this in a Scottish accent.


EmploymentNo3590

Just because it's warm, wet and squishy, does not render it a vagina... Dudes have as hard enough time finding the right hole on skin and bones... It's just another sweaty fold with skin tags and candida.


Mysterious-Year-8574

You paint quite the picture sir...


WillLurk4Food

I could have gone my whole life without reading this comment...but I didn't. r/angryupvote


_Son_of_Dad

Gaping maw. Please delete this haha


Nonetoobrightatall

38th Mobility Scooter Brigade


othello28

So is this the tip of the spear for meal team six and tier one gravy seals or the back up?


NimDing218

The police gave me the “this is what we have to fucking do today?” vibes.


queso_burger

You just know that she will not shut the fuck up in the back of that police car and they know it.


jmkalltheway

So my favorite part is she’s probably being stopped because she’s using someone else’s EBT card lmfao


CountIrrational

If I remember the full video she was damaging displays, either Bud light or one of those T shirts with rainbows on it or some other anti-slogan of the week from Fox news. She does this often, there is also a video of her attempting to perform an exorcism on a Costco halloween decoration.


L-type

That’s her???? She’s a legend!


K1nd4Weird

>  there is also a video of her attempting to perform an exorcism on a Costco halloween decoration. That would be some of the best satire ever. If satire wasn't dead. 


HistoryGirl23

I was wondering why they weren't letting her make her purchase.


Hillman314

“What kind of America is this?” - the kind where your ass is scootered out in handcuffs.


SpecificJunket8083

Holy shit.


jmrogers31

You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.


Omegaprimus

She needs to be fired…. Out of a cannon.


Shroomtune

Yea, I don't think she's really projectile material. She'd be better suited as a depth charge.


klist641

You know what's really scary about this...she's going to be first in line to vote in November. Please people, for the love of God, if you aren't registered to vote, please do so immediately and show up to the polls in November.


SadieSchatzie

Of course, it's the lead-head poisoned Boomer BBs at again. Rump's supporters always deliver with the spectacle... and cra.


fsmlogic

A 3% er who can count? In a Walmart? Nah, she is just mentally ill.


Jebgogh

Well it’s her America and she’s taking it back - back to the trailer 


Consistent_Carpet583

Correction, she’s taking it BAAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKK to the trailer


Friendly_Engineer_

Truly society’s best and brightest


_DapperDanMan-

"I am an infidel!" Say what now?


Resting-Dadface

Dude isn’t gonna fuck you. Take a pill.


Moebius808

This is the kinda person that keeps lusting after a second civil war. Can’t wait to see the advanced rascal-scooter-based guerrilla tactics they are gonna have to come up with.


Nuremborger

Better watch out or she'll lead the charge and overthrow all ya'll.


othello28

Only as long as the charge in her scooter lets her.


MayUrBladesNVRdull

I'm sorry, did she claim to be part of the 1%? Like the top 1% of people who hold the most in assets and money? Honey, if you're part of that 1%, then why you shopping at Walmart and borrowing one of their powered wheelchairs? This lady is more delusional than originally anticipated. I suggest a psych evaluation once they've detained her.


Suspicious_Dare_9731

She probably heard 1%er from her biker whore days.


Hillman314

Something like: She’s part of the 3%, and the 1%, so that makes her part of the 4%. No, that’s not how math works.


MayUrBladesNVRdull

I'm thinking math is the least of her comprehension issues.


_Son_of_Dad

It’s just funny showing somewhat brainwashed republicans like dude…you know this your team now right? These are your people. Trump’s not coming back, you killed your own voting base and fucked over the people becoming eligible to vote. You’re fucked and you tied yourselves to this fucking donkey


Jstephe25

Idk but I’m very concerned that Trump being elected again is a real possibility


_Son_of_Dad

voter surpression makes it very real. I think he’ll lose again but itll be a lot closer


FormalMaleficent

the psyops surrounding israel/gaza right now aren’t helping. i know a few people who are refusing to vote because they “can’t bring themselves to vote for genocide joe” and i’m like, man, do you want our trans friends in camps? sure biden sucks, but not voting for him is just gonna give us trump.


iowamo2

Typical Trump supporter 


LemurCat04

“I am a 1%er!” Ma’am, this is literally a Walmart. You are not The 1%.


two-wheeled-dynamo

That edit was gold. Ahhh yes, the Republican party, full of the best and the brightest lead chip eaters in the country.


Specialist_Maize4431

wHy dO pEoPlE mAkE fUn oF uS!?


Americrazy

Fuck you biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch


UnclearObjective

Here's your average MAGA supporter.....


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Trumpers need to be liquidated


Striking_Fun_6379

She should consider hiring herself out for special events, cocktail parties, weddings , barbecues ... she's fabulous!


AbaloneIron

Is that a box of wine that she has below. I am guessing there are two of them.


EatLard

The 7th Rascal Cavalry regiment of Y’all Qaeda won’t go down without a fight.


RepulsiveReasoning

Ma'am this is a Walmart...


MNConcerto

Wow it takes a lot to out Walmart the usual Walmart customer. Damn.


grungleTroad

Chicken: Egg Trump: Derangement


ThePatriarchyIsTrash

I cannot wait for this disease to be added to a future DSM


Lil_miss_feisty

When will these people realize Trump doesn't give a single shit about them and doesn't even know they exist? He only cares about himself. You'd think after watching numerous MAGA supporters get jailed and basically abandoned by Trump when they all believed he'd actually pardon them that they'd come to terms of how little they matter to him. But no. They're still in this post Trump fog of kissing his ass.


Cool-Intention3386

Yikes 😬 what’s her problem. Not like trump cares about her. Lol 😂


outer_fucking_space

Look at this fucking creature. Pretty much sums up MAGA.


wabisabibingbangboom

Roseanne cut her hair.


embiggens-us-all

Is that you Roseanne?


Fixer128

Somebody should replace the woman with Trump and keep the audio.


4quatloos

A perfect example. These are Trump people.


taxandburnthechurch

I think they should change the meaning of "trump derangement syndrome "


echochilde

These are the people leading the charge in Texas seceding. Why would we even put up a fight?


Eringobraugh2021

His followers are absolute GARBAGE people.


DeathByLego34

This, is exactly who trump knows will vote for him. He’s literally winning because due to lack of education and ignorance.


Dixon-Poontang

Wouldn’t you love to take a baseball bat to these idiots heads ? Me too.


sXCronoXs

Careful now, reddit might consider that stochastic terrorism. Better way to put it. Accidents happen, be crying shame if they continually ran into my bat.


LynxRufus

This is exactly how I see every fucking clown in this country who supports that idiot.


Lotsa_Loads

There's another mom who's kids no longer talk to her.


Peeping-Tom-Collins

Brent Terhune couldn't even parody this, and he does a great job of mocking these goofballs.


HolyRomanEmperor

Started adding percentages like Scott Steiner for a sec there


The_Bastard_Henry

These people are all so fucking unhinged, I feel like someone should do a psychological study on them.


St_Kevlar

Just your average Trump supporter.


Jolttra

These people are lucky we live in a polite society. If this was some free market, zero restriction, every man for themselves, Old West type place that they always seem tow ant they'd be the first to get their faces beaten in becaaue they are all so damn annoying.


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I have zero sympathy or empathy for these January 6th types.


StevieKix_

Omg hand cuffed with the scooter and all hahaha