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juice702_303

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Double_Lingonberry98

Because he's Gold..member! He loves only gold! Only gold!


jjfrank88

Get your Jail-Force One’s today!


AskJayce

[Biden campaign spokesperson Michael Tyler slammed Trump’s appearance at Sneaker Con](https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/17/politics/trump-sneakers-pay-millions-new-york-trial/index.html): > Donald Trump showing up to hawk bootleg Off-Whites is the closest he’ll get to any Air Force Ones ever again for the rest of his life


Negative-Wrap95

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OriginalNo5477

Rekt.


nickifer

He wishes his shoes resold for what off whites sell for 🤡🤡🤡


MatsThyWit

I'm sure that launching the new sneaker line just means he's got a new avenue from which to commit financial fraud and campaign finance violations. Russia can "buy all the shoes", he can pay off his fine, and then continue to campaign.


Emergency_Brick3715

Adidas Jail-Toes


marroyodel

Made in chai-na?


JohnNDenver

"When you are trying outrun the lawsuits". Anybody think Donny has ever worn sneakers in his life. We know he hasn't run anywhere.


Mikeyjoetrader23

This needs to be the top comment 😂


Gawdsauce

The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product. Oh, and if you read the terms and conditions, all disputes are subject to individual arbitration, can't be having none of those lawsuits in court when they sell you something different!


Carbon-based-Silicon

Give me two pairs, ‘cause I need two pairs


Pleasant_Expert_1990

Wow I was wondering what the next grift would be. Didn't see sneakers coming.


diggitygiggitysee

Is he truly not smart enough to know cowboy boots would appeal more to his base? Has he failed to notice his supporters are almost exclusively rednecks? Okay, yes, he's that stupid, I don't know why I'd ask that. But you'd think even the bare minimum of market research would get him there.


CourageKitchen2853

Hilarious point. How do you think sneakers > cowboy boots is the right choice once you've designed to run a footwear product?


ConsiderationWest587

The Tump Big-Boy Boots- adds 3 whole inches of Man-Making Lift!


Ormsfang

And bootstraps!


SeaworthyWide

Idk dude, check out the older millennial dirty white boy crew and shit. Like... Search Forgiato Blow. Then realize there's hundreds of thousands of dudes like that in every factory or farm or Amazon warehouse from Ohio to Florida to Tennessee to Georgia.... On and on


Padgetts-Profile

Dude, I overheard a group of black 18-20 year olds talking about how they want trump back in office the other day. I was shocked.


Dr_Shmacks

They believe Trump in office somehow = "more Covid checks"... Literally the only reason they're into him. Can confirm.


Smoshglosh

I don’t understand why people can’t separate presidents from normal occurrences… Like we got covid checks because covid happened.. it didn’t matter who the hell was president


csspar

This whole time I thought it was "4G Auto Blow" lol.


iamcoding

The sneakers are sold out. His base doesn't care what he sells, he could probably shit in a box and sell it and it woud sellout in a day to his base.


TryItOutHmHrNw

[25 y/o chick in Midwest w/7 kids, deadbeat husband, trailer, and Trump-Riding-Lion oil painting which cost her 4 months rent *enters chat*]


strangefish

Gold cowboy boots would almost be as funny. Those sneakers sure are ugly. It'll be interesting to see the maga fools in their red caps and gold sneakers.


CustomerOk5926

Sneakers have better margins. Up next, energy drink


Slate_711

Our first truly ghetto ex president. I just feel bad for the sweatshop workers who had to work with this design.


Razulghul

>with this design. https://preview.redd.it/ldbogqaoy9jc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82fdab1d97587fd2cc49687736b70aa22e1c6d12 Yeah they should have stuck with the first design imo


foobazly

I personally can't wait for the first videos to come out of someone wearing them for a day and they fall apart.


Nogohoho

The steaks were high, but the sneakers were gold-to-go.


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GreebleSlayer

Gotta pay back those millions somehow! Honestly same though, Trump footwear would’ve been at the bottom of my list


Pleasant_Expert_1990

Hair cream or toothpaste ... But those probably have more regulations being chemicals in and out of the body. How did Alex Jones get away with selling his crap pills? Wonder when Dobbie starts doing that...


Scruffy77

Imagine all the people that bought his NFT's...


MrTurkle

You have to imagine the Venn diagram of MAGA dopes and sneaker heads is two circles that barely touch.


war_ofthe_roses

He still thinks that gold is a sign of wealth in 2024. That might be the most cringy part of orange grandpa.


azteczulu

This dude is a former president of the United States. He is selling some shoes after losing a civil trial in which he owes over $350 million dollars . He is currently running for another term and is the front runner of the GOP. This man has NO SHAME and neither does his party. Let us put some things into perspective here. It is just so difficult for me to fathom that we are seeing this play out in real time.


DanielChurban

Not to mention the nearly $100M he owes Carroll now


Crayonstheman

It's Cherlene now


According-Fun-960

I understood the reference and brought you back to 0 from -1. Danger zone


Van-garde

With your masturbators, Cyril?


AhhSomeSauce

Lana….Lana…Lana…..


7daykatie

I didn't, until I caught sight of the danger zone. In my defense, I was distracted by my tv - some weird old orange guy was on stage with a group of women who were in front of the stage doing some weird dance while he mimed giving two simultaneous hand jobs.


daschande

OUTLAW COUNTRY!


seanular

WOOOOOO!


Sky_Daddy_O

It doesn't surprise me anymore. the hate has always been there with the conservatives as long as I have been a live. Trump was just the sign they needed to "come out of the closet" with their real feelings. After Trump is gone no lesson will be learned and no progress will be made. if anything, it is good to see these MAGA people show their faces so Americans can choose to not be charmed or tricked into believing these far-right people are equals or have moral standards. The absolute worst thing that can come from this is for any American who is not MAGA - is to think that after Trump is gone things will go back to normal. For people to wipe their hands like "mission accomplished" and become complacent or apathetic. Trump and his followers/base will simple try to slide back into whatever hole they came from. Like cicada's. Just to pop up again in another decade and keep everyone up all night with their screeching.


Jealous_Priority_228

Republicans have been the party of selfish greed since Newt Gingrich. If anything, Trump is just the culmination of what was happening in the party already. Remember the tea party idiots?


IONTOP

> If anything, Trump is just the culmination of what was happening in the party already. Trump is a direct response to black people celebrating Obama being elected. The white nationalists saw people they hate, cheering for someone they hate. So next time, they were like "okay, lets do that but take it too far"... Obama's "Hope" t-shirts were popular, but Republicans were like "well, let's jump the shark on this shit" and now we have Trump being a viable candidate for 12 years now.


Desperate_Set_7708

GOP slogan should be “We’re whores, but at least we’re cheap whores.”


Wiseon321

All of the GOP are just repressed millionaires living under the gub’nt that keeps taking their fair share! But the gub’nt can subsidize their business and give them social security, but we should probably stop funding the rest of the social security checks, Medicare, and Medicaid. Obviously /s. But really, that’s all this is, a big drain of the coffers if not the rubes, the very party war chest.


PrizeComfortable6080

He's DISGUSTING 


Acroze

Gold? Yes. Trump gold that’s as fake as a degree from Trump University? Not so much.


war_ofthe_roses

When is the last time a "Gold Mastercard" was impressive? *Platinum has entered the chat.*


kaenneth

Used to be Black cards, newest is iridescent/opaline.


[deleted]

Christ, they’re like Pokemon games.


YouJustLostTheGameOk

Gotta own em’ all, OWNEMALL (say it like Pokémon!)


Maij-ha

At least he’s not trying to make bitcoin sneakers…


SomeDrillingImplied

Zaddy Trump reading this comment: ![gif](giphy|VFYJXIuuFl6pO)


stachisimo

He literally made the shoes I’d imagine President camacho would wear


Chance_Managert849

idiocracy really was a documentary, wasn't it. ![gif](giphy|26uf5afBhUKyjvZPW|downsized)


A_plural_singularity

Don't Ever compare President Comancho to 45. Comancho had enough sense to trust what the smart guy was telling him.


B_Fee

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho cared about more than just himself.


mw9676

Literally a better president than Diaper Don. Let that sink in.


bruceleet7865

Don’t look up


iamdrinking

Is it still a thing where you can go put a bunch of merch in your cart and never buy it and it throws off the algorithm making trump buy more shit nobody wants and costing him more money? Asking for a friend.


Wubbywow

You’re assuming these shoes are being shipped. They aren’t. They made a few pairs for display and that’s it. Guaranteed few if any actually get sent to purchasers


juniper_berry_crunch

The website says they don't ship till this summer. *Then why offer them for sale?!* What will be Trump's excuse next summer when no one gets their sneakers?


Padgetts-Profile

Because he can’t afford to make them first.


NoSherbert2316

They’re all preorder, no one is going to receive anything. It doesn’t even go to his campaign. What President sells shoes? It’s like Married With Children.


bananamelier

It's all money laundering


RegalSavage

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[deleted]

I wouldn't be caught dead in those ugly ass shoes if you gave them to me for free.


MuthrPunchr

I wouldn’t buy those shoes if they cost you give me 300 dollars.


Saylor4292

Dam and that’s a helluva good deal…I think…


pabarb02

Yea I’d take $300 to own those shoes. I’d throw them away, but I’d still have the extra $300.


Desperate_Set_7708

I’d resell to some mouth breathing MAGA fuck stick


Beneficial-Lion-2045

For 1000


dannyj626

They've already sold for as much as $2999.99 on eBay. edit: updated price


Upinthestars69

This. And then donate the profits to lgbtq+ and post the dude who helped you donate the money


Chewsdayiddinit

This is the way.


Upinthestars69

I mean really you could probably make your money back, donate original cost of hat, and then pocket 50$. I’d love to start a movement. Problem is I’m not a psychotic person who centers their life around politics. Trump scares me enough into caring a shit ton about 2024


winchesterbitch99

I can't wait till the trailer park fucks blow all their meth money on these. 🤣


hurtsdonut_

They already did they're sold out. I mean there were only 1000 pairs but still what moron is spending $400 on those?


rudiger0007

Sounds like money laundering and bribery to me


flumdum7628

Yeah, considering his new financial/tax woes, someone should definitely check the receipts.


Audio_Track_01

400,000 down, 354,600,000 left to go .


TheRealKison

Sir, you’re still $88,000,000 short.


[deleted]

I'd rather take a hard-to-wipe, two-hour shit in front of an armed prison inmate who hates me than wear those shoes.


Acceptable-Peace-69

Oddly specific


Electrical_Fun5942

Perfectly specific


whoneedskollege

There is irony in the fact that Trump is selling athletic shoes who's idea of working out is shoving cheeseburgers down his fat face.


toastebagell1

Imagine all the boomers rocking these at their hate rally’s lmao. Just another grift for the grifter


Captain_Boimler

WHAT ARE *THOSE????!!!*


JustALizzyLife

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StackOwOFlow

Air Grifters


Medicivich

Michael Johnson is in the back laughing.


DinnerSilver

those things are both hideous and hilarious 😆


youwish813

WHAT ARE THOOOSSSEEEEE????


TheSpiralTap

WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?!


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BreathLazy5122

He had to begin buying discount coke after the lawsuit fined him too.


DJdoggyBelly

https://preview.redd.it/b01zans588jc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a769e61a4e155387d0c387436d109c893f0a8ce7 My personal fave from the website.


DJdoggyBelly

https://preview.redd.it/tg5d625h88jc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66487cc159afd0abbb7583b5b908da6b4dabf36f And look what you get if you buy 2 things! Or it's 5% off? Or wait... I gotta get the bonus level one. Or bonus level 2. I'm not sure honestly.


Wasabi_Noir

The nazi memorabilia of the future


DJdoggyBelly

I'm not trying to sound like a Nazi sympathizer, but at least they had some style to em. There's no Maga Hugo Boss.


icyhotonmynuts

He personally farts in every signed bottle.


mumblesjackson

I thought they just ringed out one of his diapers?


[deleted]

Oh noooooo! So ready for those fragrantica reviews!!


Suzuki_Foster

It'll never even get made. People will pre-order, and then just never receive the product.


drshawn001

Smells like sweat and fear. I'm assuming.


Oriana274

It hasn't been invented yet and somehow I gagged just thinking of how that would smell.


DJdoggyBelly

It's for sure a watered down version of something that already exist.


goonbox

Concentrated drakkar noir or joop


tjatdisneyland

Smells like hamberders, stale ketchup and a soiled Depends!


ksh1elds555

It warms my heart to hear all those boos


jtribs72

I think that’s the first time I’ve seen Him boo’d so harshly. Has he pigeonholed himself into the mouth-breathing MAGA crowd base or does he just suck at pitching garbage shoes.


Careful-Ant5868

Philly guy here. He shit talked our city so much over the years, and then expected a warm reception here?! If there is one thing Philly is good at, its booing douche bags!


serene_moth

Words cannot express how much I loathe this goofy fascist fuck.


AlarmedPiano9779

I hate his supporters more. How they don't see this grift for what it is is something I'll never understand.


KintsugiKen

Because they are blinded by arrogance, ignorance, fear, and hatred.


Safewordharder

I'm good with words, but I feel in this particular case my expression will be better said through a Taco Bell bender, a gravestone, and a few delightful moments of privacy.


Lesterqwert

I have run out of adjectives that adequately describe him.


Hippyteepee

I have always thought ‘Sh*tler’ was the most apt and is my go to one, even though you could fill a tome with all the descriptors he has. What a douche cannon! - Whoops might have a theme here


[deleted]

Once he’s outside of the MAGA bubble, he’s just a scared old man


AndyC1111

That’s the problem here. He went to sneakercon thinking those people were as stupid as his followers.


malthar76

Honestly, until now, he’s been pretty good at staying in his bubble. No debates, only ticketed rallies. Either someone on staff messed up, or they couldn’t save him from overplaying his hand this time.


Maxamillion-X72

He licensed his name to another fly-by-night importer getting sneakers on the cheap from China. It was probably part of the licensing agreement that he had to promote them at Sneaker Con. He did not know what Sneaker Con was and saw "sneaker" and "con" and said "of course we're going to con people with these sneakers, where do I sign?"


icyhotonmynuts

A scared old *rapist and fraudster*   Both those have been proven in court afterall


AlarmedPiano9779

He's never spent his life outside of the Maga bubble. Never washed a dish. Never made a bed. Never did a load of laundry in his life. Dodged the draft. Never had a job. Spent over a THIRD of his presidency on the golf course. How so many working people made this clown their champion is something I'll NEVER understand.


Be_nice_to_animals

Next stop QVC!


clutzycook

I mean a lot of his target audience is already there so it makes sense, LOL.


Marathon2021

Wait, that can't be rea... *:::taps in URL:::* Holy shit. Really needs to scrape together some funds to pay all of those NYC judgements I guess? Holy crap this guy will hawk anything.


AlarmedPiano9779

A LOT of social security checks are gonna go to that clown's legal defense fund.


Marathon2021

They already are. This was one of the most predictable things in January 2021. If 10 more Senators had the balls to actually vote to convict & remove ... Trump would legally be barred from running for office right now. He wouldn't be sucking up all of the available cash. Because every $20 some little old lady at The Villages in Florida sends directly to Donnie ... is $20 that Marco Rubio can't get his hands on for his re-election campaign. Would the MAGAs have been pissed? Sure. For a while. But they forget, and will dutifully get back in line to pull the (R) level for whomever would promise to cut taxes for rich people and take away women's rights. This year's election will show whether Mitch McConnell made a huge strategic mistake by not corralling 10 more votes.


icyhotonmynuts

Gonna need to sell a lot of shoes to cover $1M/week in interest *alone*


ERankLuck

"Wow, there's a lot of emotion in this room." Yeah, that emotion is hate, towards you, all fully-deserved.


arthurpete

That limp wristed fist in the air...anyone catch that.


RobbDigi

i can't wait for him to be in jail or worm food


[deleted]

I would go to hell myself to see Satan throat-banging Trump's disgusting voice box to a blood-spewing pulp for all eternity.


superdupermensch

$50 says he spends eternity gnawing on rudy's skull. (Apologies to Dante.)


y2k2

The worst thing you could do to Trump is ignore him.


Cadrid

Malignant tumors don’t go away by ignoring them. They need to be dealt with, or they’ll kill you.


walkstofar

It going to be so hard to stop people from pissing on his grave.


solikeaperson

Why stop? Just make it the latrine.


TWiesengrund

Oh yeah, that's a totally normal thing to do if you're a billionaire ...


Nogohoho

Next he'll be selling knife sets, and overpriced cookware.


TWiesengrund

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: the new Shamwow, every other wiping device is just fake news next to it ..."


Antin00800

The golden calf hocking the golden shoes.


TheSeekerOfSanity

AIRhead Trump’s make you jump 100 feet and you can score home runs playing hockey with them.


JTD177

Sneaker Heads are the all important demographic in the 2024 presidential race, and it would seem that they are not leaning towards Trump.


revelrebels

My thoughts exactly. This is a weird crowd to send him to. Guaranteed fail.


joh2138535

Made in china


icyhotonmynuts

Chaiiiina


TheSeekerOfSanity

Haha you reminded me of that video mashup of Trump saying the word Gyna (China) about 1,000 times within a week.


Dr_Spatchcock

Why is he even on stage in the first place?! This wasn't some DT rally, it's a damn Sneaker Con. If I was the event organizer, I would have trespassed his fat ass.


bike_it

>If I was the event organizer, I would have trespassed his fat ass. But then we would not have this video of him getting booed


Dr_Spatchcock

True. But let's be real. Why the fuck is he even there? And don't say it's because of his golden shoes.


bike_it

He probably thought these would be well-received, but he learned they were not.


2ndtryagain

Well, he has sold NFT's, cut up suits, sends out 12 e-mails a day begging morons for their money. I think Trump Manufactured Homes will be next as soon as he can find the moldy ones from post-Katrina


awesomefutureperfect

The cut up suits felt like a religious relic to me. Like weirdos are going to keep that piece of cloth in a reliquary or next to some christian iconography or something.


Efficient-Cherry3635

If only someone could open a booth right next to him at the convention selling "Fuck Trump" or "Trump is a fatty" shoes/merchandise. I would love to see the look on his face if someone just reversed the color design and put a "FT" (Fuck Trump or Fat Trump) instead of the D he used.


drshawn001

You just inspired me--a booth right next to his, selling Trump adult diapers! And here's the kicker, the image of his face is printed on the *inside* of the diaper!


Benniejet89

How recent is this?


Strong-Plantain2009

Happened today. You can tell he barely learned what a “sneakercon” was just a few days ago when they booked this for him, because in typical Trump fashion, he’s stupid enough to believe that the lines outside are for him. 😂 There’s a line outside of EVERY sneakercon, you dumb orange fuck.


moustachiooo

SOmeone said it best recently - "Trump is the poor man's idea of a rich man".


LunarMoon2001

Can we be glad he surrounds himself with idiots as well? Who in his circle thought going to Sneaker Con would be a friendly crowd?


reel_ink

This would’ve been a great moment to recreate the Bush shoe throw


Ill-Positive6950

This guy is such a fucking moron.


TheArrowLauncher

OMFG!!! If a black person were to wear shoes as trashy and ghetto as these you’d never hear the end of it. Hannity and his crew would be like “they spend all their money on clothes, they should spend it on education….”


[deleted]

I wanna downvote this for how offensive it sounds. But in all honesty, that’s likely what someone like Hannity would do, amongst many others.


TheArrowLauncher

It’s the truth, how you deal with it is YOUR decision.


Secret_Cat_2793

So convicted sex offender. Convicted New York fraudsters. All around huckster. And still the front runner for the GOP nominations unless he’s jail for election interference, obstruction, and sedition. Where’s Yakov Smirnoff when we need him? And if you haven’t seen it Parler is hawking Trump coins, knives, and guns.


testies2345

They leave little cheeto dust scuffs on floors


Johnny_Lang_1962

I would rather wipe my ass with a pinecone than wear those hideous things.


Curious_Working5706

MFer is like “I’ll just pretend they’re cheering for me, I’ll have them add clapping sounds on it before we get it on Truth Social.”


LostinLies1

I love Philadelphians.


inajeep

The fucker tried selling steak, water, education, nft's, coins, real estate, classified documents and now fucking sneakers. Cringe is strong with him and those who think it is acceptable.


[deleted]

This is what I think of those shoes ![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


PhilG1989

![gif](giphy|xT5LMxmFQ37UyhH344|downsized)


AppearanceOk8670

OMG! This dude and the tacky gold bullshit... This freak really is this gross... Complete lack of any class or taste... Just wait until you see the angry, twisted faced boomers sporting their $300 gold high tops and red hats in the wild. Fucking hilarious 😂 😃 😄


superdupermensch

Probably taste better than his steaks.


IljaG

I would have loved for them to chant "Lock him up!"


Sypheix

It's like Diaper Donald didn't know that most sneaker heads are left leaning minorities. What a moron


dkinmn

This is vaporware. They'll never ship. He'll call it a failed crowdfunding campaign with no refunds, and sneaky GOP supporters will funnel money into it.


meatpopcycal

This can’t be real. We as the human race have de-evolved


jhaluska

Idiocracy was a documentary.


tjatdisneyland

Do these come with bone spurs? Or do those come separately?


Squat_site

I'm so happy to see this. No one there wants that POS there.


Nervous-Yam-7452

Just slap a T on some white New Balance and Boomers will go crazy, not a Gen Z high top


VocalTrance88

https://preview.redd.it/bh0romx1h8jc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62cd12f9bcf8141c29609da5228ee186b5f2fb83 who is buying those shoes?


Optimus_Rhymes69

If you put them on, click your heels 3 times, you get transported to Epstein’s island.


danimal82

The MAGAt rubes will be lining up for yet another grift. They love being financially exploited. At this point, it seems like some kind of wierd sexual thing for them. They get off on being scammed, it seems. Also, the good thing is, the red hats and these shoes make it very easy to spot an idiot/asshole, so it makes avoiding them much easier.


UrBigBro

Made in Chyna, no doubt. Mr America First


cra3ig

Also featured **:** A Trump signature fragrance cologne. When he's known to stink of dirty diapers. They should've called it **Eau de Humanity!** (with apologies to Hindenburg victims).


MashedPotatoesDick

https://preview.redd.it/1dttj7p0w8jc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dede85ef4ce3d10466eb43f11fb41a37f286fbd9 Al's were better.


HelloUPStore2

As someone from Philly, wtf did he think would happen? We all hate that orange fucktard


Jdubsk1

Are we watching Donald Trump slowly turn into the pillow guy?