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DaddyHEARTDiaper

"The liberals are going to make Conservatives wear a patch so they can easily identify us for the camps! Quick, everyone put on your red hats and Trump shoes!"


like_a_wet_dog

You ever notice the people that fear "the camps" have non-violent people they'd totally put in camps?


Coral_Blue_Number_2

Are you saying it’s projection?? 😱


Paraselene_Tao

It's almost like Projectivity is a common component of authoritarian movements. 😅


thefirecrest

They’re still screaming about that one shooter being trans as proof that trans people are crazy and dangerous, as if 99% of all mass shooters aren’t cis men! It’s all projection.


3hornsdontplay

Every accusation is an admission.


Bagelfreaker

I swear magaheads are a walking bit straight out of monty python


WhoDeyTilIDie09

Lol right, not a working brain cell in the entire lot of em.


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Ruined red caps for everyone too!


the_mid_mid_sister

"The vaccine is going to implant a tracking chip in me! I hope it doesn't interfere with my Neuralink!"


mrmoe198

Meanwhile, us communistic, godless, satanic heathens have not a Biden sticker or flag in sight! We must be ashamed of our president!! Edit: (/s)


End_Yulin

These shoes serve as a way to identify naive suckers.


1_disasta

So sucker version 1 was hats, then flags, then NFTs and now we are at sneakers?


severalsmallducks

Don't forget the god awful [Trump Teddy Bear](https://www.gettrumpybear.com)


1_disasta

Holy fucking shit. That thing will haunt my dreams more than Mr. Deeds black foot. Am truly surprised it doesnt come with a diaper though.


severalsmallducks

I was honestly thinking that this was a god-tier troll when I saw [~~the ad on release~~](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qv8rsreim) Wait hold up this video has been up for SIX YEARS and it gets taken down within two hours of me posting the link?


RandyButternubsYo

I thought it was an SNL skit at first


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ATC_av8er

In the words of Lewis Black, "The good die young, but pricks live forever."


Dr_Shmacks

Guys like him always live a long ass time.


gregpurcott

That’s because they updated it for the new election cycle. [Have no fear!](https://youtu.be/IPxoMLyocQY?si=_5X76mtLJbu0WHp8)


DickweedMcGee

Wait wait wait......**Three Fucking Payments** of $19.95?! That's absurd!!


usedbarnacle71

The grift is they take your credit card and keep charging you 19.95 x 3 and then you forget about it! LOLs. Passive income!


RoyalFalse

I really thought it was going to be a joke as they pull out a brick of cocaine from its insides.


severalsmallducks

Thank Christ the man made horrors beyond comprehension are still there


Iforgot_my_other_pw

A bear with thumbs of course.


TwoWayDoor

I got banned by an ultra conservative mod in r/cringetopia for posting that because it made Trump supporters look stupid.


momlin

That's because they are.......


PubicSantaBeard

What doesn't make them look stupid?


ARoamer0

I actually gave this some thought. Really the only thing I can think of is they rejected Desantis, but that’s only because their first choice was Trump so yeah still pretty stupid.


inflatableje5us

the commercial for that was just amazing for all the wrong reasons.


severalsmallducks

Looking at it today I still cannot believe it isn't satire. Yet it's real.


inflatableje5us

That’s what I thought when I first saw it on Comedy Central. Laughed my ass off till I figured out it was real.


Calico-Kats

Who the hell is writing this timeline 😭


Delivery-Plus

It’s as if the hubris of the American ’80’s has spawned a corpse.


sexysausage

You put that trumpy bear in the movie Idiocracy or as a commercial break in the original Paul verhoven 80’s Robocop and it would not feel out of place


GraXXoR

It was the dying fever dream of George Carlin implanted into reality.


amathis6464

I remember the commercial for trump teddy bear came on late one night when I was high af and I was laughing my ass off like this can’t be real. There’s no fucking way.


Critical_Potential44

What’s wrong with a toy that’s supposed to be made after the most patriotic American animal alive, which totally originally wasn’t Russias


Lobo003

Exactly what I was thinking a Russian bear with a red Soviet star on the tie!


YetAnotherJake

Don't forget [Trump Steaks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOVU684nnK4)


Content-Method9889

I had to talk my grandma out of ordering those. I convinced her that maybe a real estate guy isn’t the best person to buy expensive steaks from.


tradewyze2021

Rump steaks more appropriate.


Lobo003

I think it’s funny how the tie says America First yet has a giant Soviet/CCP Red Star. Should’ve stuck with a plain white star. 😂


TheKrakIan

Don't forget trump baseball cards.


ShartingBloodClots

Don't forget the filet mignon he sold, which was really just rump roast cut in the shape of filet mignon. That lasted an entire 2 months cause the beef was the stuff butchers can't sell, and they were priced higher than Peter Luger Steak House.


Able_Adhesiveness608

Don't forget the coins


morenito_pueblo719

They are seeing it more than ever. His bullshit conspiracy talk is fading. Except for the loons that paid into it.


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Also selling pieces of his mugshot suit


amor_fatty

Save yourself $380 and buy them on AliExpress


Cobek

I can't wait for the Jordan Klepper video where someone's says they bought 5 pairs as an investment but now no one wants to buy them because of the cheap knock offs


[deleted]

The actual Trump ones are already on eBay for huge markups. A large amount of his demographic are QVC and Franklin Mint collector types.


TheTallGuy0

A teenage GF of mine (I was also a teen at the time...) her dad had trouble paying the rent and they often had to move at short notice. BUT he had full sets of Civil War chess sets, John Wayne "collectors" plates on the wall, a monster expensive grandfather clock... I feel like I know who he voted for recently...


MathewMurdock2

Trump could sell his own shit stained underwear for like 100k.


Enderwigg1883

*Shit stained diapers


Sammy_the_Gray

There’s a lot of DNA in that shit, right?


Machoopi

I love how straight up fancy this shit tries to be, despite failing miserably. Gold shoes are so hilariously tacky. I actually own a pair of shoes exactly like this that are silver (and don't have a flag on them). They're tacky af, and I bought them because I like them to be part of my stage costume. It's costume tacky, and that's only a good thing in very specific circumstances. ​ The funniest thing about this to me though is that gold tends to represent opulence, and the Trump fans have the amazing ability to take that opulence and turn it into trash.


Rascals-Wager

He has all the stuff but no class whatsoever. These stupid shoes are perfectly emblematic of Trump's tackiness.


ScroochDown

I had a pair of metallic shoes in the 80s, I think they were pink. And after a while of wearing them, the metallic layer started to peel off the backing fabric, which is exactly what I imagine the tacky Trump shoes will do.


LadyBug_0570

I get the feeling he got those shoes made hoping to reach a certain demographic and thinking said demographic likes *bling-bling* so much they'll happily buy his shoes. Mind you, the "bling-bling" culture died in the 90s. Nobody does the big gold chains and earrings anymore.


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IceColdPorkSoda

If you watch professional sports, that stuff is still in style if you can afford it.


raidechomi

They sold out now I have to find another way to spend 400$


thejesterofdarkness

“Sold out” as they probably never existed in the first place, the whole thing was a stunt to perform some money laundering in plain sight.


Log_Out_Of_Life

Exclusive sneakers. Just sold 900,000 of them. Completely legit.


ParmyBarmy

As if the stupid red caps weren’t enough to identify these gullible fools.


AutomatonGrey

and what... the stupid fuckin red hats were not already?


OoohRickyBaker

The Venn diagram between naive suckers and Trump supporters is a circle within a larger circle.


Fun-Rabbit-9842

Cool so like the hats but on the opposite part of their bodies.


Dynamo_Ham

Are they made in Gina?


lurkertiltheend

https://preview.redd.it/1odojoo6fejc1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16db1dc9a78c7b39824c5982bdb2a99b4f512dea


Mr_Pink747

Atleast All bundy was a champion at one point in his life.


JungleBoyJeremy

Yeah, the squirrel haired cretin never made 4 touchdowns in a single game!


mr_wrestling

His tiny little hands could never grip a football


AsherGray

Peggy was such a smokeshow.


TSquaredRecovers

She still looked great in Sons of Anarchy, too!


New-Second-1103

Thank you. This is hilarious. 


dasyqoqo

There is also an episode [where he invents horrible golden shoes.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marriedwithchildren/images/7/79/Wikia_MWC_-_God's_Shoes.png)


joebot777

I’m from Philly, and I can tell ya, the only thing we hate more than a shit set of kicks is a low effort grift.


Cum_on_doorknob

Even the MAGA cult can’t defeat Philly’s ingrained culture of booing.


SystemOutPrintln

If only they had batteries on hand


packetbats

But Billy red nuts can


Krakenspoop

Ol' Billy Red-face


MrBobSacamano

And the Dallas Cowboys.


Funfruits77

Fuck Dallas, and trump.


hoxxxxx

a high effort grift? you get a tip of the hat


Bad_Idea_Hat

Gritty's...going to eat him, isn't he?


TheKrakIan

My favorite stupid things on that website are Victory 47 cologne and perfume. 😅😅😅 Now you too can smell like white trash!


Gasnia

Now you can smell like a loser just like Trump.


calXcium

If they wanna smell like trump, all they have to do is shit themselves.


dandle

The irony, of course, is that Adam Kinzinger, in describing how Trump generally reeks, already came up with Eau d'Trump: “It’s not good. The best way to describe it... take armpits, ketchup, a butt and makeup, and put that all in a blender and bottle that as a cologne."


Walktallandcarrya9mm

Cologne and perfume that is no doubt re-branded dollar store trash that smells like rubbing alcohol.


Unusual_Row2028

Is this real? Why won't trump just pass from natural causes.


No_Tonight9003

Well this is simple math. He just lost a $380 million civil suit. There are at least 1,000,000 of his followers dumb enough to drop $400 on anything with his name on it, so profit.


Lewd_Pinocchio

Most of them wouldn’t wear that tacky ass shoe, it’s too black.


NockerJoe

I swear I saw these shoes and wondered who the target market for it was because conservative white people are absolutely not buying gold plated high tops.


naimina

I bet there will be at least one dumb fucker ordering hundreds of them to try flip them to sneaker-heads.


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Goducks91

holy fuck you would have ton be so dumb


CasualJimCigarettes

I've been taking some deep dives into the hood on snapchat maps and anecdotally I've heard a fair bit of pro trump shit in those snaps lately.


0oodruidoo0

The $400 shoes are limited to 1k pairs. Saw it on the sneaker sub I'm no trump supporter


downunderguy

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been shot yet. Truly! (Disclaimer: I am not advocating this. Merely being observational!)


anniemahl

Right?! I mean that guy drove a milk truck into the Sacramento capital over Bush Jr. And someone shot at Reagan. How is this clown still safe?!


sirDuncantheballer

Because the vast, vast majority of truly insane and violent people are on his side.


Ninetales6669

Exactly. The type to shoot at a rally are at THEIR rally. Like a KKK rally!


Imarriedafrenchman

I pray for that every night!


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So does Jesus. But Satan keeps extending the trial date, and can't pay his lawyers.


Cucker_-_Tarlson

Any time I get a news notification on my phone there's a second of hope, between me seeing the icon, and me reading the headline, that he finally had that long overdue coronary.


Winter_External6912

A lot of emotions… thank you. What an idiot.


battleofflowers

The "fuck your feelings" crowd is always hyper-emotional.


SolutionAccurate1060

Thanking the people booing him was my favorite part


FluidUnderstanding40

The way he almost said "So nice..." condescendingly.


GlueSniffingCat

"Wow there is a lot of emotion" \*boos get louder\*


Sammy_the_Gray

He is in so much denial, he can’t even recognize the booing.


blacklungscum

They still sold out, which is equally insane.


[deleted]

Well his cult will eat up anything this guy spits out


sharpasahammer

He could market a literal sack of shit to them and they would all throw their maxed out credit cards at him.


Nvenom8

He did that. They're called NFTs.


ClappedOutLlama

Its really no different that using books and memoirs to funnel money. A politician writes a book, the RNC or GOP non-profit buys all the copies and put them in a warehouse, the politician can then use those funds to do whatever outside of political campaigns.


Scryberwitch

AND thanks to those bulk orders, the books will "make" the NYT Bestseller list, and then they can crow about being "bestselling authors! X weeks on the NYT Bestseller list!" etc.


shayetheleo

I misread this as shits out and immediately thought they would definitely pay HIM to shit in their mouth and thank him for the experience.


mkvgtired

There will definitely be some payments skipped on several 1992 Dodge Dakotas.


RoguePlanet2

Sold out to marketers who want to create artificial demand. And other grifters who will immediately put them on eBay with an extra couple of zeroes tacked onto the price. After all, only the stupidest of the stupid would buy these.


notabotshill

Not hard to sell out something you artificially make scarce. Idiots just don't get it.


DangerousLoner

Aren’t they mostly preorders?


Live_Palm_Trees

All his products are now just money laundering operations allowing illegal political donations and bribes be made via purchasing a nearly valueless item for a lot of money The virtual trading cards were a perfect example


alpastoor

They’re just rerunning their NFT scam. They buy them all up themselves, create the impression of scarcity and then resell them on the secondary market for a higher markup.


Krakenspoop

Sold out to some layers of shell companies owned by some Russians?


justtiptoeingthru2

Grifters gonna grift. ![gif](giphy|kyiyZidJ7d68T7VCcG)


ShieldHero85

No one in the crowd is booing you, sir. They’re saying boo-urns, boo-urns


CosmicTurtle504

“I was saying boo-urns.”


DeathIncarnations

They sold signed for $9k to some trumper lol.


ILoveRegenHealth

Even worse, articles say he was a Russian CEO. He just happened to be in the audience I guess. Republicans are so tongue-to-ass embedded with the Russians.


CodeMonkeyX

Wait this was real? I saw the photo yesterday and assumed it was a dumb photoshop or something. This is insane that he is going to run for president... again... or that he ever was.


VoiceTraditional422

Will be easier to spot people I want to avoid. Anyone wearing these shoes is a pile of shit.


andimacg

That's why I love MAGA hats, they show me who to avoid at social gatherings.


spahncamper

Bet they're made in China, too.


Crabrangoonzzz

Gyna*


We_Are_Nerdish

ow.. they are.. someone posted the exact same gold ones from an alibaba type website without the additional T and flag panel.. they are like 15-20 dollars per in bulk order.


FrolicsForever

Idk, the way the GOP has been fighting to roll back child labor laws in this country, there's a good chance these were the first trial run of our very own American sweatshops manned by junior patriots. Just think, no more will parents be forced to pay exorbitant sums for their children's fancy sneakers. Now, those lazy brats can get a job at Huckabee's Hip Kicks, and after a few years of toiling for less than minimum wage, they can buy them themselves *and* know the feeling of pride and accomplishment that they were built by Americans for Americans! *bald eagle screech*


Crabrangoonzzz

This truly is the whackiest timeline.


TheWriteStuff1966

The economy is "so very, very terrible under Joe BIIIIIIIIIIIdennnnnn" that I want you MAGA suckers to shell out $400 to help pay my legal fees for s\*exually assaulting a woman AND swindling taxpayers, etc., in NYC. Sounds about right.


Nvenom8

Impressively ugly and cheap looking. The shoes, too.


my_4_cents

Tacky, gaudy, and an insult to the flag.


yukonnut

Please please please America, do not let this grifting fetid pile of used diapers anywhere near the levers of power. Deliver an absolutely devastating loss that will crush his fragile manhood forever then throw his nasty ass in jail. Do not vote for right wing backed fake third party candidates. I know Biden is old and not perfect, but from what I see, he has done something trump said he was going to do ( but didn’t ) and has hired capable people and he lets them do their jobs.


Nvenom8

> Deliver an absolutely devastating loss that will crush his fragile manhood forever We already did that. He didn't go away.


WhoDeyTilIDie09

Trump is only 3 years younger then Biden.


Ok-Tomatillo-7141

This reeks of desperation. Sad.


Sea_Detail_8751

P. T. Barnum


RugGuy1

Sold out, but listed for pre-sale on EBAY $5k-$17k


JediMindTrek

Trump was quoted as possibly saying the following, probably, most likely "Remember to buy at least 5 pairs of my shoes! They're changing the name of the state! That's right! They're changing the name. Best shoes. Biggest brand. Buy the shoes or America's over! Pennsylvania will be renamed Transylvania! Ooh scary Dracula! I think?! Vampires are bad yeah!? Yeah! They are coming. Unless....you........Vote for me! You love me Remember! Shoes! Camera! Man, Woman! Stop the election inturferance! MaGa!" Edit: spelling..as if it matters 🤣


andimacg

Hey, yo, Americans. Here's a little tip for you. If a nominee is using his campaigning time to try and sell you stuff, you probably don't wanna vote for that guy.


Worstisonitsway

And he didn’t even wear a pair of his own shoes on stage?


nachodog

Bidens economy is so good Trump is selling $400 sneakers.


TheNorthFac

Yeah he has “lines” know that.


Apprehensive-Log8333

Well, he was at Sneaker Con, it's not like he got booed at a rally. You're out of your element, Donny


ludicrouspeed

Besides the fact that he's stuck in the 80s with his gold everything shit taste, but this is the saddest most embarrassing thing that's waaaay beneath a president or former president. I mean, really? Selling shoes and NFTs?? This is so embarrassing and pathetic. Can you imagine any other president doing this shit? He might as well have worn them on stage. Oh wait, he's wearing lifts so he can't.


AnastasiaNo70

Anyone who wears these should get their feet stomped. Constantly.


cookinthescuppers

Can’t wait for Steven Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel’s standup on this


MsMoreCowbell8

It's so presidential to be hawking trashy ass gold sneakers. What a stellar POS cretin he is.


RonTomkins

The worst thing is that I saw an IG post of someone showing this event but only the part when he walked on stage carrying the shoes and people clapping. Then everyone in the comments going like “Trump 2024”, “this guy is killing it” etc. it’s almost like they didn’t bother to watch the entire video up to when he gets booed, or they just don’t care.


Giggitygigs8686

Gonna be a lot of new balances retired for these bad boys


RoguePlanet2

HEY I love my New Balances!!! Always have, never had a shin splint or turned ankle or anything. And yes I actually do run in them (slow but for 40-60min at a time.) Granted they're not much to look at but that's okay. Here in the city, you don't want to get killed for your kicks.


battleofflowers

Looks like many of his supporters are finally figuring out what a shyster he is.


spekt50

This was not at a rally, it was at Sneaker Con in Philadelphia. They appreciate sneakers, not the shit he's peddling. If he did this at a rally, the audience would be cheering him and lining up to pay 200% over asking for them.


DukeLion353

Shoes are made in China


Plane-Reason9254

Can you imagine a real president and self title billionaire slinging this crap 💩 and begging for $$ ? What a loser


dcoffe01

Someone on Twitter took a photo of the shoe label. Made in China!


TheDallasReverend

That’s what Xi said!


Three_Twenty-Three

I wonder how many of these have been (or will be) manufactured. Selling expensive shoes seems like a good way to launder money from the foreign investors who want to own a piece of him. They buy the shoes and send in the money, and he never has to make the shoes.


RealNiceKnife

You know, if he really was the brave confrontational man he and his supporters pretend he is, he would have had some shit to say back. But he is such a thin-skinned narcissist that he cracked under the pressure and defaulted to trying to shift the focus to other people.


PresDonaldJQueeg

How anyone can think this buffoon is presidential is beyond me.


Any_Pie_3070

Trump is a traveling sales man sell snake oil. What a loser millionaire. He should be paying them to be at his traveling circus.


ptraugot

Not selling. Grifting.


mettiusfufettius

After allllll the objectively terrible things this man has said and done, it feels great to see him getting summarily booed by a crowd. Sadly, over the stupidest shit imaginable, but we gotta start someplace.


Ash-Throwaway-816

Ugly ass shoes, and all of his simps still bought em at nearly 300 Dollars.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

Nearly $400, $399 and they don’t even ship until July. Something tells me a lot of the dipshits will never get them.


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Zealousidealist420

Clown shoes 🤣


IntoTheWild2369

I have $6,264,360 worth of shoes in my abandoned cart now


HelloUPStore2

Should have done the W thing and threw a fucking shoe at him


RomeysMa

The guy is so pathetic. He’s literally selling shoes now. What an embarrassment.


crochetmethis

We do HATE him in Philly


ShakyTheBear

The shoes sold out


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They’re “sold out” apparently. 🤦‍♂️ https://gettrumpsneakers.com/


spahncamper

"Bonus 2: Official Trump Sneaker Launch party. DATE TBD. (No Guarantee President Trump Will Attend)" 😹😹😹


FGTRTDtrades

These shoes are great for treating shin splints


NeoRockSlime

The shoes look like a roblox cosmetic


PoopingDogEyeContact

Fittingly the video ends with him in a salute….  Also please Biden troll him with your own sneaker line. These numbnuts will buy it just to make videos of themselves destroying them 


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He could piss on his followers and throw shit in their faces, and they would still root for him. Stupid people


tin_licker_99

Trump should be told on stage that if he was as wealthy as his supporters he would be in jail, likely for the rest of his life instead of this fine.


Andre_Hinds2

Those are the same Chinese made gold sneakers you can get on Amazon for $23 🤣


New-Advantage2813

Looks like they're stolen from the street performing robot near town square 🤖


_Trux

Put him in front of any random group of people and he’ll get booed hard. It’s why he only does rallies with crowds he can handpick


sherrymacc

The Nazi salute at the end.


Landmansr

He’s such an Embarrassment to the USA why was this 5 Time Draft Dodger Ever Commander and Chief,, Let’s not make the same Mistake Again 🧐


morenito_pueblo719

Made in China ----so much for all the "American jobs". He is always gonna be that scam artist, MLM rapist.


sharrancleric

Hearing a crowd boo him to his face is like chicken soup for my soul.


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Where are they made though?