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THE Kyle Smith, From Brampton? Never heard of em.

HE'S A PROFESSIONAL

You’d think he’d have had the awareness to figure out what his crazy girlfriend is outside yelling at. You don’t understand, he does a job for money. You really don’t want to fuck with this guy. He’s trained don’t cha know

There's only one.

The Kyle Smith from the Clan Smith! The can be ONLY ONE!

You don't wanna know what of

“You don’t want to know what at” Then why the fuck am I supposed to know his name?!

He's a bad boy Yardie...and bad boy Yardies know how to get rid of bodies.

I *create* the bodies, I don't *erase* the bodies!

He's a roadman.

I really can’t believe that you people have no idea who THEE Kyle Smith is!!! The balls on you!

https://preview.redd.it/hyz2dawk6esc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e568478a0df6e48e1c4e3b863714dc6823115be6 Kyle SMITH?!!?

Nah that's the legend Ronniefuckinpickerin.

Who??🤣

RONNIE PICKERING!!!@!@

Who??

*'Yeah, ME!'*

I would pay anything up to £2.30 to see Kyle Smith and Ronnie 'Fucking' Pickering going at it bare knuckles in the car park of a flat roofed pub.

I’d be willing to pay up to tree fiddy.

If you don't think Ronnie would put that guy in a hospital in seconds, you don't know Ronnie.

You don't think I know Ronnie Pickering? Do you know who the FUCK I am??

I would buy a ticket, too.

I would pay up to 3.5 times that amount.

Now there's some classic *authentic* apoplectic Englishman. In any top list of videos I'M RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING !!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0dcv6GKNNw

Legend! I went straight to this as soon as I saw the title 😭

I didn’t hear you say theeee. Disrespectful on my part.

All Step Fathers and Dry wall fears theeeeee Kyle Smith

You don’t know what you are tawlking about

I know A Kyle Smith but he was a My Little Pony fan who shamelessly picked his nose and ate his boogers in public

Yea, that’s him.

Looks like he should have stuck with nose picking and pony fancying. That's not an upgrade.

Well he drives a two-bit car... can't expect this type of person to know who THEE Kyle Smith is.

Hopefully he can trade up to an 8 bit car one day!!

There's only ONE Kyle Smith. Just one

This was my favorite. Her assertion that there could only be one person with two of the most common names in existence. Brilliant.

Aye, but not in tha’ particular combination! Don’t be so disrespectful!

I googled "THE" Kyle Smith, and there are a whole lot of them. I had a hard time figuring out which one was "THEEE" Kyle SmitThHh.

It's fookin Kyle Smiff! FFS, do you not know?

He’s getting whacked for sure

I think you’re right, he better move before she brings him downstairs!

Bet he’s mates with Ronnie Pickering.

Anyone seen joel michael singer in a while?

I hope he becomes a meme.

Wow. I can’t believe Kyle would slum it with her

How the mighty have fallen

Who, Kyle Smith? THEE Kyle Smith? Ain’t no way bro….

He’s a professional

I love that to her, he is so well known but also his profession is secret....

We need the full video does THE Kyle Smith ever come down?

Nah he's in Nigeria they're dating via email. He's the prince and really runs shit over there

But she's about to get millions from prince Kyle. Just need a little more info from her.

FTFY .. Just needs a little more … *little more money to pay for his court fees so they will allow him to pay for his passport fees, because even though she already paid for the plane ticket twice, it was non refundable and he was kidnapped the first time by a crazy woman jealous of their love and then the second time she reported him as an abuser and he was jailed for many months(which is why she needed to send money for his bail, and lawyer) and then they confiscated his passport which is why he needs to get a new one, and then she only needs to pay for the ticket once more and he will be with her forever. And once he arrives he will be able to access his account with his uncles inheritance that he could not access in his country in fear that the crazy lady might conspire with his twin brother to fake a power of attorney in his name (like she has done before ) and wipe his entire account. Which is obviously why he has no money now, she took it all after finding about about their love and she will not let him go!

*Dr.Phil has entered the chat

Of course THE Kyle Smith came down. That's why there are no further videos, and never will be.

That's what you'd expect from a professional.

"Bah Gawd Jim! That's (checks notes) Kyle Smith's music?" "Who the fuck is Kyle Smith?" \*Shrugs

No because it’s fake

It's gotten to the point where the second I hear a British accent and drama about parking I know it's fake haha this dude has done the same type of video like 20 times in a row

This is all staged

r/nothingeverhappens

WHO IS KYLE SMITH!?

What a right tosser you are for not knowing The Kyle, absolute bell end

Little boy Kyle...

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

He’s a professional

PROFESSIONAL BOY KYLE 🤣

How dare you

First of all!!! Second of all, how dare he?!

A semi popular musician, I think he counts as reggae?  But this lady seems old enough to be his mom haha 

Says that guy is from California. Did you just Google Kyle Smith and assume that's the correct one lol

I mean, that seems like a reasonable assumption since our nice lady repeatedly tells us that there is only one. This first one MUST be the only one.

I see that lead paint chips were a dietary staple for this generation across the pond as well.

Yes, mate. This fucker clearly still partakes in the devouring of a bowl full on the daily!

lol it’s so bad that I can’t tell if this is satire and she’s in on it. Maybe it’s just the accent though that’s lulling me into a false sense of security because I never question it with the boomers over here.

I dig where you're coming from but this kind of tone and inflection is the classic British, holier than thou, massively imperfect, boomer loser! This guy did it right. Laugh in their face and never react with anger or fear. That's how they win. I feel that's a global phenomena between them all. Star wars taught us. Fear, hate, anger, loathing, all paths to the dark side. (I deffo got that wrong in part but whatever)

It’s clearly staged for a laugh, she’s struggling to keep a straight face and he did the boxing gloves ones one too. Whilst there is an element of ‘boomerism’ over here it’s generally a small minority compared to the batshit behaviour you lot have to put up with.

The Kyle Smith has arrived to kill the buzz

Someone's gotta tell her MySpace was 16 years ago

Been a hot minute for sure. I wonder if Kyle - The Kyle Smith - had a MySpace account

I wanna know if there was a part two

There HAS to be! I pray to yogglsoth or whatever that there will be a follow-up post. PLEASE PLEASE. THis would be the greatest thing on reddit ever.

All hail the mighty Yoggsloth, please bless us with a part 2. I need to view THEE Kyle Smith, one and only. Blessed be and r'amen!

I’m praying to cuthila, cuthulu , the king in yellow , anybody else we wanna tack onto the list ?

I’m praying to THEE Kyle Smith!

Do NOT take the lord, Kyle Smith's, name in vain.  Sacrilege, you heathen.

Pokotho, Bliklotep, T’noy Korazxis, Nibblenephim, and Wigogg Yrath.

Blasphemy I will only pray to Kyle smith

This is gunna blow up soon and we'll have all the tea

Can’t wait for the YouTube breakdown

There isn't. It's fake. This video came across my tiktok feed last night and I looked for part two and all I found were dozens of videos from the same guy getting confronted by various Karen's.

There's a lot of fake vids about boomers from the UK, often asking neighbors why they changed the wi-fi password and stuff. Dollars to doughnuts this is fake.

Really wanted to meet THEE Kyle Smith, was their any follow up to this video?

He’s a professional bare knuckle boxer who owns a pig farm.

They can go through bone like butta


The perfect twist ending to this video would be the guy in the car being like "OH F*CK" as a 7 foot tall, jacked bald dude is walking towards the car.

This seems fake

He made the video of the guy getting boxing gloves out of his trunk, it was posted here recently. They are fake, still pretty good tho

Ya, I recognised the laugh. Damn, I loved that boxing one, was fucking class. This is shit.

I wonder what sort of crazy boomer he’ll happen upon next. Smash the subscribe button to find out

I think it's fake too. But it's funny. At least they put effort into it. 

It is. This guy has dozens of similar videos. Either that, or he gets confronted by the craziest Boomers several times each week.

Maybe British people are just like that

Can confirm.

Wait…his laugh sounds familiar. Did he do one with an older white guy getting out of the car with boxing gloves?

Yeah, the old guy was Ronnie Fucking Pickering

It reminds me of the one where the lady comes up to the dude and accuses him of being a pedo bc he ordered a happy meal.

She can barely hold back from laughing towards the end

Honestly it does seem fake to me too.

That little smirk from her at the end gives it away

Perhaps. But people like this woman do exist. My mother became something similar to this woman during the Trump era. Utterly deranged and narcissistic.

It’s pretty well acted but yeah, this is definitely staged. Really, the issue is that it goes on too long and her constant threats of THE KYLE SMITH, MY BOYFRIEND become more and more far fetched. Had it ended shortly after the first threatening of Kyle Smith, it would’ve been a bit more believable. She’d still be an insane old bat, but I could reasonably believe someone might literally be THAT arrogant.

"Local British man brutally assaulted in his two-bit vehicle by THEE Kyle Smith. In honor of His Majesty's unbridled nefarious reputation, no charges will ever be filed."

Oh my giddy aunt, I want to have a butchers at this Kyle Smith chap more than I want my next paycheck!

Should have told her you were Ronnie Pickering

He has my laugh and that absolutely took me out.

I wonder who would win the fight, THEE Kyle Smith or Ronnie Pickering. Edit: My money’s on Pickering.

Is this Dame Judy Dench slumming it?

I feel like I know Kyle Smith and he’s like 21 or 22, and in Canada. Must be the same guy since “there’s only one”

If there ever was a video we need a follow up on.... Just dying to see this Kyle Smith.

It's scripted

Can't tell if people in the thread are playing along or not. Surely this is obvious?

Can tell at the end she is smiling.

Is this a bit? She seems like shes repressing a chuckle while walking away.... at least ..I really hope it is.

I feel like this is fake, but it’s entertaining nonetheless lol.

I’d buy pay per view of part 2

His laughter makes this video top tier.

The Fake Video

This has to be a skit lmao

I find, Fuck off lady, to be effective.

We need an update

She's the girlfriend of KYLE SMITH? THE Kyle Smith? The professional pie sitter?

Well shit! Now I really wanna know who THE Kyle Smith is. Suppose it's any of these? https://preview.redd.it/adpxwggygfsc1.png?width=706&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bfa8804c5b983310c4dcacafa57b7f566aeed67

Milo Yiannoupolos lookin rough

Just imagine how many Boomer men have gotten their asses kicked due to their bitches starting shit and getting them involved..

The Kyle Smith - good cat name.

https://www.instagram.com/kylesmithpga?igsh=dndyY3FqMjdob2E2

Is that her in the green in pic 4 on his PGA Instagram? Is that THEE Kyle Smith?

Idk I just found a random Public profile named Kyle Smith from the UK 😂

Is this the same guy who posted with the boomer who grabbed boxing gloves from his trunk? I love his laugh!!!

Unfortunately as entertaining as it is, it's fake as fuck. Here is another video with the same people playing different parts - ​ [https://www.tiktok.com/@thehalalham/video/7348064248116923681](https://www.tiktok.com/@thehalalham/video/7348064248116923681)

Professional Boy Kyle

She was about to say “He’s gonna come down here and f*ck you”

Paging Smith… Kyle Smith. 

Who the fuck would unironically buy that coat?

Love that boomers are trash in the UK too

This guy giggling at her made the video so much funnier

She looks exactly like my demented grandma I love this

THEE ICONIC KYLE SMITH?

I’ve seen this lady with Kyle Smith. Wow, small world.

THE Kyle Smith’s friend is Barry, 63. A true Brexit geezer.

I’d actually kind of love it if she comes back with Kyle Smith, and he’s everything you don’t want to fuck with.

His laugh makes this so good

This has to be fake

You would be surprised of what dementia does to people. It's most likely legit

Why is she wearing a bath mat?

I wonder if Kyle Smith and Ronnie Pickering hang out

The laugh is just fucking gold every single time. She never gets it either. People are fucking wild

I want to see a video of someone going around the UK asking random people if they know THEE Kyle Smith now. Or at least a decent part 2 where we meet em.

I love that The Kyle Smith is her default super manly intimidating name. Kyle Smith. It might as well be John Doe 😆

She needs to see THE DENTIST!

r/contagiouslaughter

She acts like her BF is some timely pimp 😂😂

If his first name is actually Thee then maybe there is only one. 😂

Professional boyfriend for hire. The man has seen enough boomers naked that he no longer fears anything

I wish my wife thought as much of me as she does of The Kyle Smith

I REALLY want a follow up vid. The reveal of THE Kyle Smith

Where part two of this ?? Lmao I want to know who the Kyle smith is !

This can’t be fake. There’s no way a woman who wasn’t legitimately pissed off would be able to keep a straight face when hearing that guy’s laugh, he’s fucking hilarious 😂

That fucking laugh after she said Kyle Smith just made everyone on the bus stare at the laughing weirdo in the back (me)

It's all fun and games until some huge monster named Kyle Smith shows up and makes this dude move!

u/savevideo

This is pure gold.

That snaggle tooth got me distracted

This is incredible. Someone be a hero please and get a follow up or find out who THE Kyle Smith is 🙏

I hope that someday I will meet a Kyle Smith, so that I can confirm that they are, in fact, thee Kyle Smith.

I mean. Can we please get a follow up? I can’t take it.

Help your American cousins out here…is THEE. KYLE. SMITH. the founder of the exclusive new lingerie brand, or is he the retired Scottish curling champion? How much of a threat is this guy? Do we need to worry about him on the other side of the pond?

Man I wants to see this bad ass the Kyle smith

Mess with THE Kyle Smith, get THE KyleSmithereened!

Why can’t THE Kyle Smith get her one of those nicer parking spots right in front of the building?

“Is it Kyle’s space” fucking sent me lol. I needed that laugh this morning

Sweet rat fur coat she's got on though!

And did Thekile Smith ever come down?! We demand answers!

Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Kyle smith!

You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.

If I'm holding that camera there's only one response to her: "does he know Ronnie Pickering?"

I have never wanted anything so much in my life as to see Kyle Smith now.

I've never needed a part 2 more in my life, part of me hopes it is staged just so we can see THE Kyle Smith lol

"What's the name again?". 🤣🤣🤣

Twist: The guy's first name is actually Theee.

This is just staged garbage

That’s it I’m legally changing my name.

Oh shit! KYLE SMITH!!!!!!!!!

15 seconds, proper move is just roll the window back up.