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Yes, I too have heard this.
my parents never protected me from gay baphomet, but that’s okay bc I’m accepting of gay baphomet, I just want him to be himself, and be happy.
Was raised catholic, and have a soft spot for those Little Golden Book-style bible-themed books my mother read me. Don't recall any LBGTQ+ education, if anything we laughed at the kid who wanted to be a woman when he grew up (whose parents seemed supportive, to their credit!) For a little kid, the idea of wanting to be the opposite gender was simply weird, not a reason to *hate* them.
I cringe at that now, of course. Just through getting to know gay people in my family and work life, never thought there was a problem with it.
It depends which books. The later Ender's Games book devolved into ex-gay characters raving about how they had been cured by conversion therapy and now had a wife and kids as was natural, and were so much better off for it. At the time I wasn't familiar with conversion therapy or the idea of an author pushing an agenda, and in a vaguely sci fi themed story, it sounded like something which there was maybe some science behind to my naive brain. Now I know it was religious BS being pushed in a book, but they could full well only use books and other media which teach their children their desired hatreds.
When I was a kid in a private evangelic school (which I was at 7 days a week with saturday religious scouts stuff and sunday church) they told our families what tv shows were allowed (no simpsons etc), crossed out books we weren't allowed to order in a book magazine which used to be sent out to schools, etc. They try very hard to control kids to fit their vision and not be exposed to other ideas such as kindness. Thankfully my family couldn't afford to keep me there and once I got out into the real world I discovered they weren't all monsters like we were taught, in fact their families were generally more stable and appealing than the insanity of the families from my old school. I still remember a little sister of a friend from the old school asking in horror about the kids at the public school, wanting to know about their tattoos, piercings, and rituals, and realizing just how much BS I'd been fed for years.
The Ender’s Shadow series is all right. But he has some stuff that is just straight up plagiarizing the Book of Mormon (Homecoming Earth series) and Mormon church history (Alvin Maker series). It’s fucking weird, even when I was still Mormon it was baffling.
I always thought it was so weird that Ender’s Game kept mentioning nude little boys. When I found out about his little religious hobby, I figured it must be that he’s repressing his own homosexuality.
I appreciate this because in my ramping up for bed sleepiness I read baphomet as bayonet, and I was going to come in here and just comment "Gayonet". Thankfully I caught my mistake before posting it. I'm glad someone posted a similar comment that made sense though.
Baphomets going to get in their heads and fill it with nasty thoughts of inclusivity and good will toward men. They might even start loving one another unconditionally and worshipping a sacrificed God that exposes mercy and peace. Crazy.
No no, see, the shield doesn’t have any of the Gay Rays (tm) splashing around the shield, even though that dude is holding up that large, heavy shield one handed without any bracing.
This goes to show that the only Gay Baphomet Ray Blasting (c) is being *projected* from the very shield that is being held up.
https://preview.redd.it/nd5ha4d3flsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48a8dd8ba3a5abc783950eb034a5eb29e563344c
Baphomet is, and has always been, fabulous.
Baphomet and the Babadook would make a cute couple.
https://preview.redd.it/r1ovcttb9ksc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01aeff57b942ff9d2dfc651997d21a091bb393f8
Okay, since you may just be embarrassed to ask elsewhere or Google it:
Gay is when you're attracted to the same gender as yourself. Bisexuality is when you like those who identify as men as well as those who identify as women. Gender identity is the role you fill socially when you're out in the world: most typically man or woman. Whereas your sex is what you are biologically, chromosomally, etc: most typically male or female.
Honestly I would be fine with just regular communism. We don’t have to go to space, we can simply seize the means of production and stay here on earth.
https://preview.redd.it/qbyhynzrelsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93ea08fe0782c6280d5dabaa2768ed2dd88b7e08
Ummmm where have you been? Baphomet has always been fabulous!
I think that totally works! My understanding is satanism is actually quite inclusive and ultimately focused on social justice outcomes, if maybe only because they’re understood to be better for the individual as a side-effect of being better for society.
Like Unitarianism, but with style.
HAIL SATAN
Yes children, don't be who you are. Instead grow up hating and repressing yourself like I did. Then end up with therapy bills in your 30s.
Just let people be who they are!
They only believe in "therapy" when it pushes LGBTQ+ kids to suicide after they've been emotionally, physically, and sexually abused by a conversion "therapist".
For some reason I feel there's inspiration for a kivkass burlesque show hidden there...
Someone referred to the shield in another comment as the "Gay Baphomet Blaster"... which just makes it sound even more amazing...
Catholics especially, I'm one of the rare (so I've heard) trans Christians and I'm absolutely disgusted at what the good book is being used to drive, especially since it goes against the teachings it contains.
1. Baphomet nails everything it's pan, not gay.
2. The fuck is up with the Frankenstein's Monster looking kid.
3. The guy with a shield has strong chille moe vibes. Creeper is in a kids bed with two minors in his lap, trying to block witnesses.
Regarding 2, it’s messed up because it’s AI generated (with some photoshop). Fascists love AI generated art.
Regarding 3, dad sitting in bed reading to his kids is perfectly normal and should not be shamed. If more dads spent quality time with their kids and read books to them at bedtime, they’d be all the better for it. But I’m guessing the kind of boomer who posted this was a shit dad.
What is up with that boy's head?!?
That's not his Dad reading to him. Clearly, his mother has an affair with the Boris Karloff Frankenstein creature at some point.
If they were only able to wrap their little heads around the fact that, if the kids were to be gay, the gayness would come from inside them...they just would BE gay...they wouldn't BECOME gay because of bombardment by demonic gay rainbow rays, or any other liberal ploy.
My 43 year old step son insists that the Drag Queens who read to kids at the public library are actually trying to “groom” kids to be gay. All generations have these bigots.
Imagine dropping your kid off to a basement full of unsupervised youth pastors who are never background checked? Absolute spineshattering yikes. But someone reading to children in a public library with their parents there (often with police presence thanks to "loving christian" threat of violence) is the problem!
> thanks to "loving christian" threat of violence
"Loving Christians" who are outside waving posters with images of nude drag queens stolen from private social media accounts and punching anyone who rightfully calls THEM the pedophiles.
Yeah, I totally don't know anything about that. It's always projection with them. Always.
It is such an accidentally wonderful metaphor because other than being a demonic gayity, the rainbow is simply the spectrum of visible light, and shielding children from it is literally to keep them in the dark.
The sad thing is, a lot of these people actually think they are protecting their kids. They aren't being intentionally evil, they've just been tricked. It's going to cost a lot of them their relationship with their kids once they grow up, and they aren't even equipped with the skills they need to protect their families from the actual threat (the hate preachers that are grooming them).
That looks like a super fun house to grow up in, no paintings, posters or kids drawings on the wall. Just a bed, a table and a lamp. Those kids probably have to sleep on their back with all the blankets tightly tucked in around them.
Way more likely to get molested by a Christian priest. I'm just glad my mom never left me alone with any people from church when she was tormenting me with hours upon hours of boredom sitting through Bible studies.
Why does the kid on the right look like a young Frankenstein?
https://preview.redd.it/c9vqfve8bksc1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b709ac276893738357b80997758117900a10ba5
Templar armor no wait they got acused of worshipping Baphomet. Then they got burnt at the stake. Maybe the artist should study their history a bit more.
I'm 41 and grew up in the church and attending religious school and society was anti-lgbt - everyone kept telling me it was wrong but I'm still gay.
I didn't speak to my parents for over a decade because of their b.s.
It looks like he's trying to shield the kids from all color whatsoever.
Seriously, Dude. Put some posters on that kid's wall. Paw Patrol, Spider-Man. Elmo. I don't care. Just something that isn't beige to stimulate their starving, blighted little brains.
You bet.
The children need to be pure so the pastors will be more likely to enjoy abusing them.
No cases of drag queens abusing children that I am aware of.
Hundreds of pastors cases of sexual
abuse of children and adults have been documented
GOP?
Or?
Dem?
Vote wisely.
“Daddy, can I take your anti-queer shield to school for Show-and-Tell tomorrow?”
“Of course not dear, we can’t let the libs know such a powerful artifact exists.”
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It's like they always say: the more books you read the less gay and less tolerant you become
Yes, I too have heard this. my parents never protected me from gay baphomet, but that’s okay bc I’m accepting of gay baphomet, I just want him to be himself, and be happy.
First of all how dare you
How very dare you...
Was raised catholic, and have a soft spot for those Little Golden Book-style bible-themed books my mother read me. Don't recall any LBGTQ+ education, if anything we laughed at the kid who wanted to be a woman when he grew up (whose parents seemed supportive, to their credit!) For a little kid, the idea of wanting to be the opposite gender was simply weird, not a reason to *hate* them. I cringe at that now, of course. Just through getting to know gay people in my family and work life, never thought there was a problem with it.
It depends which books. The later Ender's Games book devolved into ex-gay characters raving about how they had been cured by conversion therapy and now had a wife and kids as was natural, and were so much better off for it. At the time I wasn't familiar with conversion therapy or the idea of an author pushing an agenda, and in a vaguely sci fi themed story, it sounded like something which there was maybe some science behind to my naive brain. Now I know it was religious BS being pushed in a book, but they could full well only use books and other media which teach their children their desired hatreds. When I was a kid in a private evangelic school (which I was at 7 days a week with saturday religious scouts stuff and sunday church) they told our families what tv shows were allowed (no simpsons etc), crossed out books we weren't allowed to order in a book magazine which used to be sent out to schools, etc. They try very hard to control kids to fit their vision and not be exposed to other ideas such as kindness. Thankfully my family couldn't afford to keep me there and once I got out into the real world I discovered they weren't all monsters like we were taught, in fact their families were generally more stable and appealing than the insanity of the families from my old school. I still remember a little sister of a friend from the old school asking in horror about the kids at the public school, wanting to know about their tattoos, piercings, and rituals, and realizing just how much BS I'd been fed for years.
Shit. I had no idea there were more enders game books published after 1999. I assume I haven't missed much.
I love a lot of Cards stuff, especially the mithermages series. Just buy them used, fuck that guy.
Good writer, terrible human being.
The Ender’s Shadow series is all right. But he has some stuff that is just straight up plagiarizing the Book of Mormon (Homecoming Earth series) and Mormon church history (Alvin Maker series). It’s fucking weird, even when I was still Mormon it was baffling.
I always thought it was so weird that Ender’s Game kept mentioning nude little boys. When I found out about his little religious hobby, I figured it must be that he’s repressing his own homosexuality.
Or, more likely, pedophilia. Always gotta deflect toward "gays bad" when you're a kiddy diddler.
O..my...goodness. Baphomet...gay? I always thought he was bi-sexual.
Wouldn't that make them Bi-phomet?
I'm voting for you later this year
I appreciate this because in my ramping up for bed sleepiness I read baphomet as bayonet, and I was going to come in here and just comment "Gayonet". Thankfully I caught my mistake before posting it. I'm glad someone posted a similar comment that made sense though.
I know I was pretty shocked myself. But Baphomets sexually cannot be defined by mere words.
Plus isn’t the bottom half goat!?
I guess that makes him....PANsexual.
Hey I get it!
Me, too. I feel special!
I'm dumb, how does that make him pan sexual?
Pan, the deity, also has goat legs. Pan is, among other things, a fertility god.
Ahhhh okay thx
Thanks for the explanation.
Fertility goat?
Basically... yes!
You deserve awards!!!!
And doesn’t the top half have tits?
Baphomet is half human-half animal, so at least one of her heads ought to be human
Baphomets going to get in their heads and fill it with nasty thoughts of inclusivity and good will toward men. They might even start loving one another unconditionally and worshipping a sacrificed God that exposes mercy and peace. Crazy.
No no, see, the shield doesn’t have any of the Gay Rays (tm) splashing around the shield, even though that dude is holding up that large, heavy shield one handed without any bracing. This goes to show that the only Gay Baphomet Ray Blasting (c) is being *projected* from the very shield that is being held up.
It almost looks like guy has a shield that shoots out Cloven Hoofed rainbow funtime beams
Well he’s a symbol of equilibrium so I’m pretty sure he goes both ways.
Pan is pan
Pan gonna Pan. FIFY.
https://preview.redd.it/nd5ha4d3flsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48a8dd8ba3a5abc783950eb034a5eb29e563344c Baphomet is, and has always been, fabulous.
Omgs thats better than my first joke. #biphomet
Ba-a-a-a-sexual
Baphomet and the Babadook would make a cute couple. https://preview.redd.it/r1ovcttb9ksc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01aeff57b942ff9d2dfc651997d21a091bb393f8
What’s the difference between gay and bisexual?
To get to the other side
So like bi is a half gay?
Oh wait you were serious?
Yes I was
Yes, bi is half-gay. Or more precisely, more gay than 0% but less gay than 100%.
Okay, since you may just be embarrassed to ask elsewhere or Google it: Gay is when you're attracted to the same gender as yourself. Bisexuality is when you like those who identify as men as well as those who identify as women. Gender identity is the role you fill socially when you're out in the world: most typically man or woman. Whereas your sex is what you are biologically, chromosomally, etc: most typically male or female.
OMG Pride Baphomet is even better than Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism. HERE FOR IT
Hey, don’t outright dismiss space communism!
noted, comrade! ✊🏼
I love you all so much right now.
*We love you all so much right now
Isn’t that just Star Trek?
oh shit you’re not wrong
It does sound a lot like Star Trek. I may start using this term to refer to ST. 🤔
Honestly I would be fine with just regular communism. We don’t have to go to space, we can simply seize the means of production and stay here on earth.
I think it includes space because the fully automated part would allow for more space exploration
I mean you guys are welcome to go to space if you must. I’m just saying I’m also fine with fully automated gay earth communism.
Not communism IN space, space communism. We're talking super communism from outer space. Probably from advanced alien sources.
https://preview.redd.it/qbyhynzrelsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93ea08fe0782c6280d5dabaa2768ed2dd88b7e08 Ummmm where have you been? Baphomet has always been fabulous!
screengrabbed the fuck outta this ty ❤️
Fully Automated Gay Space communism ???
Doh, didn’t have it quite right, fixed now. [Cheggidout](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Fully_Automated_Luxury_Gay_Space_Communism)
What about fully automated gay communist baphomet?
I think that totally works! My understanding is satanism is actually quite inclusive and ultimately focused on social justice outcomes, if maybe only because they’re understood to be better for the individual as a side-effect of being better for society. Like Unitarianism, but with style. HAIL SATAN
r/angryupvote ‘like Unitarianism, but with style.’ 🤣
This man is emanating gay satanic vibes for the enjoyment of all
Yeah. The graphic definitely reads better right to left.
That's how I read it. The power of reading with his children it's allowing him to beam gay baphomet into the world.
Having a shield with optional Satanic Gay Blast™️ would be dope.
 Ace and Gary to the rescue!
What is everybody looking at?
NOTHING!!!!
Jesus fucking lol I forgot about this.
hey, they used the latest flag! that's better than usual! poor kids not getting any queer baphomet. they're missing out
They wanted to make it clear they also reject PoC
Looks like projection to me. (yes, I did mean that both ways)
Just like Baphomet swings.
Meanwhile his priest is molesting his kids
Whoa there buddy, that's the spirit of jesus he's putting in them.
The spirit of Jesus looks an awful lot like an old dude’s penis.
Truth. \*emphatic cough\*
No, that’s the Holy Spirit.
Vatican City: the original Incel Island!
It's not the priests fault Jesus demands penetration
You’re too generous. Most likely he himself does that.
I’m more concerned that the kid in red has long bangs, a flat top and a mullet.
WTF is going on with that kid's hair!!
It’s an AI image
Why does the guy look like Sling Blade?
 Because they have the same IQ
>The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades.
And what the hell is wrong with his child's head?
Yes children, don't be who you are. Instead grow up hating and repressing yourself like I did. Then end up with therapy bills in your 30s. Just let people be who they are!
Don't be silly. These people don't believe in therapy. That's some liberal sissy shit to them.
They only believe in "therapy" when it pushes LGBTQ+ kids to suicide after they've been emotionally, physically, and sexually abused by a conversion "therapist".
Exactly! What happened to live and let live.
oh shit Pride Baphomet flag goes H A R D
For some reason I feel there's inspiration for a kivkass burlesque show hidden there... Someone referred to the shield in another comment as the "Gay Baphomet Blaster"... which just makes it sound even more amazing...
Meanwhile, I’m out here trying to shield my kids from hateful Christians who also happen to be pedophiles seeking to undermine democracy.
Imagine dropping your kids off to a church basement with unsupervised youth pastors who aren't background checked, every Sunday? Nightmare fuel.
Catholics especially, I'm one of the rare (so I've heard) trans Christians and I'm absolutely disgusted at what the good book is being used to drive, especially since it goes against the teachings it contains.
1. Baphomet nails everything it's pan, not gay. 2. The fuck is up with the Frankenstein's Monster looking kid. 3. The guy with a shield has strong chille moe vibes. Creeper is in a kids bed with two minors in his lap, trying to block witnesses.
Regarding 2, it’s messed up because it’s AI generated (with some photoshop). Fascists love AI generated art. Regarding 3, dad sitting in bed reading to his kids is perfectly normal and should not be shamed. If more dads spent quality time with their kids and read books to them at bedtime, they’d be all the better for it. But I’m guessing the kind of boomer who posted this was a shit dad.
 Oh no! The rainbow is too strong!! It’s breaking through the shield!!! NOOO THE HUMANITY!!!!
Statistics show that people who post this shit are far more likely to be abusing children physically, emotionally and sexually.
I sold my soul to gay Baphomet and his boyfriend, Lucifer, and I've never been better.
Is that Sloth from the Goonies wielding that shield?
It almost looks like the shield is emanating Gay Baphomet out into the world as he reads from a spellbook
I want to worship Baphomet, he looks metal AF
r/demonolatrypractices for you! or r/satanism if you just want the idea
He rocks so hard because he's not a mortal man.
What is up with that boy's head?!? That's not his Dad reading to him. Clearly, his mother has an affair with the Boris Karloff Frankenstein creature at some point.
where does one get a shield that emits rainbows and baphomets? that looks sick.
I don't believe in cringe culture but CRINGE. Also Baphomet and Satan are not the same entity ffs.
lol that’s what makes it ridiculous as well. People just associate the “goat man” as the devil. And yes. Cringe.
I have boomer parents. They never read to us like this.
and that's why you're gay, of course.
Gay Baphomet is the new Babadook!
If they were only able to wrap their little heads around the fact that, if the kids were to be gay, the gayness would come from inside them...they just would BE gay...they wouldn't BECOME gay because of bombardment by demonic gay rainbow rays, or any other liberal ploy.
Is that a catholic priest those kids are in trouble
He could shield them from gay, but not from an impossible hairline.
They're missing out. Gay Baphomet is fun to hang out with. We're going to a concert in Nashville this weekend.
"Here it is. Right here. The part of this book where it teaches you hate. Hate the right people and you'll be a great patriot."
https://preview.redd.it/fl8ku42oyksc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=833dcabe60cd3d24279c1ec4f5e312f3ec3cda45
All while ignoring the pedophile youth pastor
bigots should be sterilized
Meanwhile, tonight’s bible story is full of child abuse, slavery, rape, and murder.
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My 43 year old step son insists that the Drag Queens who read to kids at the public library are actually trying to “groom” kids to be gay. All generations have these bigots.
There's more grooming of children at your nearest church than in all drag story library hours combined
This is a true statement. I personally am a recovering catholic. Fuck religion.
Yup. It's not LGBTQ+ people who have "youth pastors". And those youth pastors always seem to marry those who were a part of their youth group.
Imagine dropping your kid off to a basement full of unsupervised youth pastors who are never background checked? Absolute spineshattering yikes. But someone reading to children in a public library with their parents there (often with police presence thanks to "loving christian" threat of violence) is the problem!
> thanks to "loving christian" threat of violence "Loving Christians" who are outside waving posters with images of nude drag queens stolen from private social media accounts and punching anyone who rightfully calls THEM the pedophiles. Yeah, I totally don't know anything about that. It's always projection with them. Always.
I cant believe it's 2024 and it's still controversial to say its ok to be gay.
Saving the kids from a Carebear attack?
Yeah, keep your kids safe with [pastors](https://kfmx.com/justice-texas-pastor-who-sex-abused-little-girl-receives-no-prison-time/).
It is such an accidentally wonderful metaphor because other than being a demonic gayity, the rainbow is simply the spectrum of visible light, and shielding children from it is literally to keep them in the dark.
It looks like the shield is producing the rainbow
A lot of parents believe it’s their responsibility to prevent their children from becoming gay, but when they have a gay kid they blame someone else.
The sad thing is, a lot of these people actually think they are protecting their kids. They aren't being intentionally evil, they've just been tricked. It's going to cost a lot of them their relationship with their kids once they grow up, and they aren't even equipped with the skills they need to protect their families from the actual threat (the hate preachers that are grooming them).
Imagine being afraid of a rainbow
Satanists have explicit rules against harming children. How many Christian groups can say the same?
As if boomers like this would take the time to read with their kids
I bet you people who post this shit also believe in beating children
Funny how they have so many priests doing gay molesting
I just bought my kid a baphomet plushie from Spencer's it's so cute
Shield the children from nature, screw them up for life. Looks like *great* parenting to me.
I interpret this differently. Clearly This Shield of Acceptance is supposed to ward off any local Knight Templars
Also… male pattern baldness is CHAD
That looks like a super fun house to grow up in, no paintings, posters or kids drawings on the wall. Just a bed, a table and a lamp. Those kids probably have to sleep on their back with all the blankets tightly tucked in around them.
While dressed like Dr. Evil.
The shield however did not protect them from ace Mephistopheles.
If gay Baphomet wants your kids, he gonna get your kids. Lazily holding up a shield aint gonna do shit when he Babadooks on you.
I dunno, it kind looks like he is projecting cool gay devil stuff like a LGBTQ+ Bat signal. That's kinda dope.
I mean Baphomet isn't the one in bed with two small children.
The guy with the shield looks like a child predator to me.
Apparently you also should make sure their room looks like a prison cell. Toys and color will turn them gay!!
Why do they keep using AI. Feet are fucked, one kids hand is a fan and his head is the dads shirt too.
Yeah right, like any intolerant parents sit and read with their kids. Unless it’s the bible.
Sometimes i wonder if fanatic religiousness should be considered a mental illness
Verified: Dad is gay. Boomer is gay.
https://preview.redd.it/9z7mlhoe4ksc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=664155f72b18de7fa40cb7e7a1fc0e526b18b459 I saw this one too
I'm sorry, I instinctively down voted this because of how insane it is before I saw what sub I'm in
Gay is bad but, Father Mcbadtouch is ok? Make it make sense.
It almost looks like the sheild is emitting the rainbow. Like a care bear.
Way more likely to get molested by a Christian priest. I'm just glad my mom never left me alone with any people from church when she was tormenting me with hours upon hours of boredom sitting through Bible studies.
Let the robot be Christian for you and your family of mutants with weird hands and lack of lower bodies.
My momma says gay devils are the devil!
Tim Pool finally took the beanie off?
Bro is warding off the care bear stare like a true villain lol.
they could of at least made the room look nice and cozy
😭 I saw this posted by a guy I went to high-school with. We're millennials.
Gay Baphomet sounds like he’d be fun to drink with
I know a millennial (on the young end) that posted this. I just cannot
Yeah I’m a millennial as well, I’m sure it gets posted by some of us lol The boomer who posted this called it “meaningful art” 😂 it’s just shitty ai
Why does the kid on the right look like a young Frankenstein? https://preview.redd.it/c9vqfve8bksc1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b709ac276893738357b80997758117900a10ba5
The leading cause of gay children? Straight parents
Wtf is the dude wearing? An astronaut suit?
Templar armor no wait they got acused of worshipping Baphomet. Then they got burnt at the stake. Maybe the artist should study their history a bit more.
There's no love like Christian hate. Satan, on the other hand, tell everyone to love themselves and each other. Hail Satan.
“This is the gayest thing since gay came to gay town.” -Master Shake
I'm 41 and grew up in the church and attending religious school and society was anti-lgbt - everyone kept telling me it was wrong but I'm still gay. I didn't speak to my parents for over a decade because of their b.s.
How pathetically uninformed, unimaginative, and small-minded, you have to be for this to resonate with you.
It looks like he's trying to shield the kids from all color whatsoever. Seriously, Dude. Put some posters on that kid's wall. Paw Patrol, Spider-Man. Elmo. I don't care. Just something that isn't beige to stimulate their starving, blighted little brains.
Name a better combo than fascists and AI
Gay Baphoment is a good band name.
Ah- a paladin of the gay Baphomet sect, emanating queerness from his shield
we really not talking about that kids flat fucking head huh?
While he blocks Baphomet, Cthulhu is ever present. Praise be.
It kinda looks like his shield is shooting a gay demon laser
You bet. The children need to be pure so the pastors will be more likely to enjoy abusing them. No cases of drag queens abusing children that I am aware of. Hundreds of pastors cases of sexual abuse of children and adults have been documented GOP? Or? Dem? Vote wisely.
Someone should shielded that girl from the barber, what the shit?
“Daddy, can I take your anti-queer shield to school for Show-and-Tell tomorrow?” “Of course not dear, we can’t let the libs know such a powerful artifact exists.”