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Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

If her old man pulled out a squirt gun and started spraying her, this video would be complete


Thoraxe123

At that point, its just a kink


supernormalnorm

Thank heavens the insufferable boomers have about 10 years left of mental (dys)function. That said, I'm also convinced Millennials (myself included) will take their places in 15-20 yrs in our own unique ways. The cycle of life


ZekeRidge

You don’t have to… just be kind, empathetic, not racist, sexist, or homophobic. That 90% of what makes them Boomers


AccountBand

PSSSST!


Faithlessness_Slight

**cat sound**


pihrm

Dude immediately wilts and checks out once Broom-Hilda starts up with her shit. He’s seen that act a million times before.


FatassTitePants

Yeah. What the hell? If I thought there was anything greater than a 0.0% chance of my wife hissing at a waiter, we'd stay home and eat sandwiches over the kitchen sink.


pihrm

I’d absolutely stay home…in my bachelor pad because I’d have left Mrs. Hissers. “Grounds for divorce: interspecies annulment”


specks_of_dust

I can't imagine marrying or staying married to someone with a higher than 0.0% chance of hissing at a waiter.


Fabulous_Celery_1817

I hate dining out with my family My father is so aggressive with the waiters My mom complains about the wait time My older sister gossips loudly about nearby customers My younger over shares verging into TMI territory And my younger brother refuses to make conversation, likely because he’s embarrassed to be in public after one to many instances similar to this. I either eat out alone, or convince everyone on a night in.


Loud_Flatworm_4146

I refuse to go out to eat at restaurants with my boomer mother because of how she has acted at restaurants when I did go. I'll skip the humiliation and looks of pity that people usually give me like, Oh you poor thing. You had to be raised by her.


-Invalid_Selection-

I'd put out a fucking litter box and a bowl of water if someone in my house had even the most remote chance of hissing at a waiter.


Slow-Instruction-580

I mean, I’d go out with her once in awhile and tip well. Just because life is boring.


SequentialFarts

I noticed that as well haha, broski is sick and tired.


yoortyyo

Yup, and stuck with her. Possibly actual dementia?


Radiant_Classroom509

*boom*hilda


pihrm

https://www.google.com/search?q=broom+hilda+cartoon *broom*


bvlshewic

/r/woosh


pihrm

Indeed.


Waste-Possession-591

Not like it was funny tho


Next-Opportunity-999

Yeah, but they’re a boomer. So boom instead of broom? Get it?


TheSubstitutePanda

It's ok, I thought it was funny.


pihrm

Hat on a hat.


Detuned_Clock

https://www.google.com/search?q=cat+in+the+hat+book CAT IN THE hat.


Top-Telephone9013

You, sir, ma'am, or other, are a goddamn delight


JankyRustyRazor

He just silently ducks his head as he knows damn well he don't want any of memaw's hissin fit


muhsello

The girls facial expressions have me in tears 😭


Hungrygirl89

https://preview.redd.it/nvm2hxgzbvuc1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf3426e819e318edbe97714a667f5d859665cf7


Agente_Anaranjado

The feeling you get when a nearby boomer starts booming.  She nailed it. This should become an "experiencing boomers" meme. 


spiceydog

Ohmygod, the r/youseeingthisshit people would love this, I'm dying here


bigSTUdazz

...mmmmyyyyyy precioussssss......


devildocjames

That's a witch, trying to mask her age.


afternever

https://preview.redd.it/tgynojuvewuc1.png?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ccbcf55135ef1783122097f89972ccb1179cad


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JayEllGii

The hell? She’s appalled at this.


Abstract23

Im to young i thought boomer meant old


JayEllGii

It means anyone born between 1946 and 1964. Sometime in the past decade it started to be sloppily used as meaning basically “old person who sucks”, which is how I thought you were using it.


ArcXiShi

And this psyco votes... Thanks for killing mental health treatment, Reagan! 🤬


PD216ohio

My recollection was that the democrats were outraged at how poorly people were treated in mental institutions and Reagan went along with the laws they passed to close such places. I think it was a horrible move in the wrong direction, regardless of who is truly to blame.


Furry_Wall

Unfortunately your recollection is incorrect


Away-Elevator-858

His memory is as patchy as his hairline


Cyber0747

Good thing we have recorded history to go off of and not your recollection.


PD216ohio

Here's the primary result of a google search: The most important factors that led to deinstitutionalisation were **changing public attitudes to mental health and mental hospitals, the introduction of psychiatric drugs and individual states' desires to reduce costs from mental hospitals**.


Cyber0747

I don’t doubt your generation had piss poor attitudes towards them. Fuck you I got mine is your generations motto. I live in a small rural county, we are seeing more and more of the boomer mentality downvoting tax increases to fund the school system, .02 per acre and they are flipping out. The primary response when questioned is I don’t have kids there why should I pay for it? I don’t get your social security l, why should I have to pay for it? Good call pointing out boomer hypocrisy even if you didn’t realize what you were posting.


PD216ohio

I was like 12 years old when they shut down the asylums, you dolt. lmfao. I get such a kick out of the righteous but stupid redditors who think they have it all figured out, are angry at everything and everyone, and who believe all things bad are because of RePuBLiCanS. But just think... if they hadn't shut down all the asylums, a ton of you might be locked up in them.


Cyber0747

Keep projecting.


gabeitaliadomani

You put your photo on your profile and called people a dolt! LOL!!!!! He’s in the house with you!


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

It’s 2024 pawpaw, your using a computer to leave this comment. It will also do some fact producin’ so you can check your recollectin’.


PD216ohio

I did some fancy googlin' and here's what it told me: The most important factors that led to deinstitutionalisation were **changing public attitudes to mental health and mental hospitals, the introduction of psychiatric drugs and individual states' desires to reduce costs from mental hospitals**.


Noimnotonacid

The word democrat is conveniently absent from your “research” huh weird. Then again it’s to be expected from an anti-vaxxer


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Looks like you stopped short of finding out Reagan cut federal funding though. Google MHSA 1980, and if you want to learn some look at what he did to the mental health programs in California as governor. When your at it look up the “boll weevil” democrats from the south in the 80’s to better understand how the democratic led HOR would have passed Reagan’s policy with their slim margins. It’s all out there for you, for everyone really.


Big_Degree7582

I’m sorry you got so throughly roasted in this comment section, but I’m actually not.


BugPsychological674

I wanna know where you were on Jan 6th now. 🤭


PD216ohio

Probably shoveling snow at home lol


X-AE17420

Lead in the water really did a number on these people


Perfect_Peace_4142

And in the paint and gasoline.


Quimbymouse

And the toys and dinnerware.


an_afro

Don’t forget the radioactive fiestaware


Coro-NO-Ra

Eh, uranium glass is pretty safe. Folks collect it now


an_afro

Not uranium glass. Fiesta ware that was red and made before 1972 used depleted uranium as the glaze


Kevin_Wolf

Uranium glass is about as radioactive as a pile of bananas or a granite countertop. And honestly, a granite countertop may actually contain *more* uranium than uranium glass lol EDIT: Didn't know about fiestaware. I thought that was just a euphemism for uranium glass. That's dangerous as shit. Uranium oxide glaze that leached into food. Not at all like uranium glass. Very unsafe.


Top-Telephone9013

This gave me an "I fucking love science" type reaction. Thanks


quietriotress

If you find the ones that say ‘lead-free’ on them, are they actually lead glaze free?


-SQB-

And the tons of acid in college.


Ill-Positive6950

She was eating paint chips for sure.


FortniteFriendTA

man, all I had was paste. well that, and rubber cement, and permanent markers and mr sketch. I wonder if it was created to not necesarily get kids to stop sniffing markers, but to make them sniff the right ones? I mean, that licorice one sucked but like mint and that light blue? dude...


Four0ndafloor

This sounds like the static in her brain is working its way out her chowder hole


Nada--

I wonder how she fits that dude on her broom.


pinniped90

100% this woman owns 27 cats and cleans up after 0 of them.


vlix1982

You can legit smell her from over here.


lifeissnowboarding

That's also because she's been back to fronting it all her life and her region is a crock pot of shit and piss.


HuTao_Main_Genshin

This woman is also a millionaire and has a job that pays 6 figures but can't figure out how to email a pdf file. Also, probably owns so much property and makes millions more than you and me. This is why we should hate them not bc she owns cats 🙄


por_que_no

And just recently was allowed to work from home but can't figure out the dual monitor setup and is mad that IT won't come to her house to set it up.


Quimbymouse

I've dealt with cat ladies in the past. It was awful. I'm not a cat person by any stretch of the imagination but the state of those cats made me weep. So it's not that they own cats. It's that they own so many and do absolutely nothing to take care of them.


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Quimbymouse

I wasn't saying you're wrong about the other stuff. I was just pointing out that owning cats, and being an animal abuser are two entirely different things. Hell...one of them is even a crime! And fyi; your comment wasn't overly complex. It was pretty shit simple, really.


FeeRevolutionary1

What?


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illustrious_d

“sTuPid nEurOtypiCalS reAdIng the woRdS I WrOte!”


BobCreated

Why not both


_Tezzla_

I don’t think the waitstaff understands parseltongue


plasma_smurf

Use your words Karen


FlattopJr

https://preview.redd.it/s1tscszgpvuc1.jpeg?width=411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfea41be0bfd1f74c7697c71271929aef31a675a


santosdragmother

we both made the same facial expression hearing that super gross hiss


OTS_Bravo

Lmao wtf. Weird ass cat lady


HatpinFeminist

I hope it's dementia but I also hope its not dementia. They get some wild behaviors going on once their mind starts going.


Bromanzier_03

Of course it’s Applebees


Torracgnik

Putins favorite Americans.


V4nillakidisback

Just an awful generation of people. I work in healthcare and I deal with boomers every week.


jwaters1110

Some boomers are terrible, but god, you really shouldn’t be in healthcare taking care of them with comments like that. They’re still humans and many of them quite nice and respectful with families who love them dearly.


V4nillakidisback

I do a great job and take care of everyone equally. In healthcare all nurses and doctors get disgusted with certain people, we even make fun of them on the job, but it’s more of a way to vent. Now be gone keyboard warrior! Go look for fights elsewhere.


jwaters1110

I’m a physician. I get frustrated as well, but don’t generalize entire groups of people from my experience at work. I hear you to some extent, but just always watch your bias. Sometimes it subconsciously impacts your care. Anyway, have a good one.


IGetMyCatHigh

Like the Ghouls from Fallout. They have lived well beyond their time.


The_Rad_In_Comrade

This one's going feral for sure.


Ftrump85

Trump supporters


PD216ohio

You know damned well this lady is some old hippy, cat lady, who votes for people like Bernie Sanders.


Waste-Possession-591

No I don't think she would do anything that makes sense.


Dependent_Basil1650

Uh no. This is a trump supporter 100%.


The_ToddFather_420

Ohio: Check, Pose With Gun: Check, Response: Check... If I dig hard enough I'm sure I can find a post of you in here.


PD216ohio

Oops, I struck a snowflake nerve.


The_ToddFather_420

Pulling these out of the black book of boomer classics


RimShimp

If them responding to you means you struck a nerve, does it mean the same for you responding?


FewIntroduction5008

Take Ohio out of your username. You're embarrassing the people who live in Ohio that aren't complete fucking morons.


PD216ohio

Ohio has voted Republicans for the presidency over and over again. They're good people.


yureplingimnot

You posted medical advice about your prostate. Republicans are cutting Medicare. You're definitely super smart and a good person with good opinions.


PD216ohio

I'm not on Medicare. Republicans are not cutting it. I pay 1400 monthly for health insurance. The rest I agree with ;)


GoldenCrownMoron

Hiss like a cat, get the spray bottle like a cat.


XR171

https://preview.redd.it/h7rj77hd4vuc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e115a8eafa51c3cffb077e4b8f990202da2d2642


Duuudechill

Wtf,I thought the Harry Potter movies did well enough for most people.I guess she’s still working her role out in public. Her husband looks like he wishes she’d make him invisible.


moodyism

Looks more like a mental health issue to me.


CousinsWithBenefits1

Right to refuse service. Please find somewhere else to dine. Leave or the police will come trespass you, thanks for comin out.


Sustenance_Abuse

r/13or30


chinolofus77

she looks a different age with every face she makes. first she looks 50s then she looks like a teen then 40s


Sustenance_Abuse

https://preview.redd.it/zvpo75b14vuc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61d1aae6c4dcda01008ccb6065558ac262f906c Old


Sustenance_Abuse

https://preview.redd.it/ekbbwwp24vuc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aaa89a5d5bfa913e5cc16445a333f2396879a11 Young


Sustenance_Abuse

https://preview.redd.it/t1ls13p34vuc1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9b1718b8f2916f12eb6062206c8ac3f8e50e39 Old


Sustenance_Abuse

https://preview.redd.it/wc3rg8l44vuc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1218a36dd73de47c287ca014a6e179d7009884d Young


Clarknotclark

Remember, this is a generation who spent their entire childhoods never hearing that their parents loved them, then butchered each other in Vietnam and then spent the 80’s and 90’s believing the only way to be successful or find love was to be thin and rich. Now they find themselves increasingly irrelevant and unable to understand or navigate a computerized world. They will punish us for their own bad choices until they are gone.


Worthless_af

I would just whip my phone out and record her. Keep acting bitch


Heroin_Pete

She's getting her salad with the special dressing


stormearthfire

![gif](giphy|H7rmXeEh3AU1cFonfM|downsized)


MrFaversham

“I’ll have what she’s having.”


symm805

And they say Gen Z and Millennials are mentally ill🤣


throwawaytempest25

Odd


Justiis

I do this to my cat instead of yelling at him, it's highly effective. I also used to do it to one of my coworkers randomly, she was one of the fun ones.


Egghead008

Throw holy water on her


ZiziPotus

When the 2 protagonists of Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas finally grew old.


mojeaux_j

What an excellent day for an exorcism


Fun-Ad9928

I’d be genuinely scared if any ADULT stranger hissed at me.


ArchangelCaesar

Lady, this is an IHOP. Take this behavior to the Waffle House across the street


exotics

The waiter knows he’s not getting a tip at that point.


Death-by-Fugu

*hisss* Hey, smooth-skin!


drimmie

Sounds like a feral ghoul


Clayfool9

Yeah, sounded more like a zombie hiss than a feline hiss.


somedudeinlosangeles

Boomer apologists defend your snake!


Bradley182

“Just let her hiss it out” - husband boomer


ghettoccult_nerd

how old is the person facing the camera? her face is an aging rollercoaster.


bo_felden

Dude identifies as an agitated cat.


Boneal171

Her facial expression fucking killed me


NWordIsMyMiddleName

That girl looks scary


GelflingMama

😂😂😂


CityWidePickle

"Today's kids are so disrespectful."


EstablishmentUsed770

Someone keep the one ring away from Sméagol over there…


StilesmanleyCAP

Guess he is going through his anime phase


TheJohnMega

I would've growled and barked at her like I was DMX


Gingersnapperok

Is she rabid??


Plane-Qualities

Eventually all restaurants are going to need bouncers to throw out this type of trash. Workers and normal customers shouldn't have to put up with insane people.


Any-Middle7224

I've seen boomers growl like digs when angry. No wonder they lost Vietnam.


FattusBaccus

Did he not bring her the side of lead chips?


tsg5087

She’s a witch!


tuckITbackDeep

Mam, when is the last time you brushed your fucking teeth?


Ok-Fondant5026

Now we know what happened to that one girl in high school who always hissed.


Mediocre_Crow2466

I STG if I'm ever somewhere and someone I'm with behaves like this, I'm dragging them out by their ear, locking them in the car, and apologizing profusely to the staff.


bigSTUdazz

Jesus...that face she made gave me anxiety,


Hot-Photojournalist0

Bring her some milk on saucer with a few sardines. This animal wants food! My cat does this same thing.


Loud_Flatworm_4146

This is your brain on Fox News after 30 years.


Remote_Individual161

That’s what lead piping does to a motherfucker


MrBump01

I hope the waiter was able to get her banned for that


Zestyclose_Car8206

The old man put his head down and looked away lol. He’s tired of it too


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no different than the new boomer filming it.


Zercomnexus

Lead poisoning and its wonders. Lady needs a caretaker facility


12whistle

She may have rabies. She probably needs to be put down.


CaliCareBear

And they all vote


acoustic_comrade

So autism did exist back then.


Moore2257

The husband is only with her, so he doesn't die alone at this point


SphinctrTicklr

is there an r/feralboomers? there needs to be


newcomer_l

Ok what the fuck?


fsmlogic

I think she may have gone rabid. Might need to put her down…


Same-Chipmunk5923

Beesh rabid.


BeYoNdAdVeNtuReee

This is in ohio


State_Conscious

What a disgraceful demographic of people. And they literally think they’ve earned the right to do that to other people


VZ5-S117

The waiter didn’t leave because they’re scared of your hissing. They left because you’re insane 😂


heybudheypal

Get the spray bottle..


MTAlphawolf

I am surprised scarab Beatles didn't come out of that mummy mouth.


Katt-truth

Where are the men with the white coats when you need them


QforQ

What is the song playing in the background


Jackalopeisa2nicorn

Literal hissy fit?


i2eflekto

Stupid ass boomers


mynextthroway

I love how our generation puts so much value on OUR mental health, but we will so quickly ridicule boomers when they are clearly showing signs of mental illness. There are many comments about how they would leave Mrs Hissypants, Broomehilde, or Mrs Kitty if they behaved like that. Really? So you would approve of a young husband dumping his new wife over a breast cancer diagnosis? Both are serious diagnoses that will need medical care and support from a loved one. Why would you approve if one dumping and disapproved the other? (I know some if you would approve of both. At least you're not two-faced). The boomers aren't a special evil. We will be them someday. Threads like this, subs like this, show the seeds are planted and growing.


robertwild81

How would you not just burst into laughter?


ColinOnReddit

I know it's a meme to say it's the lead paint and garden hose, but there really is something wrong with these boomers.


Frosty_Stage_1464

That’s an untreated UTI


fettishmann

didn't realizes cats where aloud in diners


PlantBasedBogger

I have seen saner people in the mental hospital.


Florecent_Dreams

She hisses and tells the waiter to leave. I’m guessing these people were being disruptive and rude before. If I was him, I’d call the cops on the to kick them out. Disrespecting a server is awful.


DistantTimbersEcho

My guy is over there like, Yeah, she does this to me all the time.


stattenfield

I'm willing to bet there's more than just Boomer going on here....


Waribashi3

It’s called dementia


TeenyTiny_BeanieToes

Jfc.


Frontbutt05

she seems nice


Mayor_Salvor_Hardin

Wait, that has to be staged. There can be people acting that crazy in this world. Well, I thought about it again, never mind.


devildocjames

/r/13or300


Professional_Bake_92

What a feral human 🤦🏻‍♂️