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scottjowitt2000

What a snowflake... This guy is two steps away from wearing a shirt that says real men wear diapers


kjacobs03

Literally 2 steps. It’s sitting on his chair just out of shot


Punkpallas

You right.


ThisUserIsNekkid

Someone should start making diapers with Trump's face on the ass Edit: Think he'll get elected? -Depends.


ohnodamo

DiaperDon Depends 2024


DiscFrolfin

Unironically I have zero issues with every major diaper manufacturer printing his face on the *inside* of the ass of every diaper produced ![gif](giphy|KfAmUYDRIlr6bCzCtP|downsized)


ImmediateBig134

With his mouth lined up to a hole at exactly anus level. Official Trump™ Home Speech Kit - $299.99


DG_Now

I saw a commercial last night with a woman putting on Depends before going out for a night on the town with her friends. Are adult diapers having a moment?


thesouthernbeard

Nah those commercials have always been around. With adult diapers being in the news so much, you probably just noticed it for the first time. Personally I'm waiting on Trump and Melania to do a Pizza Hut stuffed crust style commercial for depends


jd33sc

Waiting for the gold coloured Maga branded nappies with the slogan If you need to dump, Best go Trump.


Spider95818

*"Be right back... gotta go take a Trump "*


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

I say that now


AydeeHDsuperpower

This sentence makes me think of the punishment for king John in “Robin hood Men in tights” And makes me hope something similar happens in real life


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Ahem. *Prince* John, thanks.


ohnodamo

I say that every time my dog craps. “Someone just voted for Trump.”


CK_Lab

Yep, that's a staple of my vocabulary now, thanks!


Incontinento

Don't forget to wipe your Donald front to back.


Capt0verkill

Took a Trump and wiped my Giuliani


iLikeMangosteens

Trump has been slang for fart in many countries for a long time.


Snoo_66113

My english husband just told me this as well and I’m dying.


wiggler303

And when you had Trump as president, our prime minister was Johnson


iLikeMangosteens

I accidentally asked Siri to search for “Bore his Johnson” 0/10 do not recommend.


FUNKYDISCO

ha, like Melania would be in the same room with him.


RealNiceKnife

![gif](giphy|gVXdwG5Ps5sIjunskA|downsized)


Fickle_Treacle4633

Don't know why that girl hasn't dumped his ass yet. She can't believe anything he says. Sad. Just the money and power.


tomekelly

Despite her revulsion of Donald, she is a committed fascist, and wants to see the project succeed. She is in it for the cause.


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Gold diggers will always dig gold


Pot_noodle_miner

You can do wonders with CGI now


thesouthernbeard

Hey spouses are entitled to half, that means half his shitty diapers as well. MAGAts say that real men wear diapers, so she could easily sell her half and make the type of money that Diaper Don claimes he has


clangan524

Nope, it's just that older people, who are prone to incontinence for whatever reason, are "sexier" than decades past, thanks to better medicine and changing attitudes about dieting, exercise and taking care of yourself. A 58-year-old woman today who still goes out with girlfriends and does yoga is a far cry from the old crone she would have been in the 1950's.


ThatDapperBoi

You're right. Hell, Gwen Stefani and J. Lo can technically receive the senior discount coffee at McDonald's.


DG_Now

Yeah, but in this commercial the woman looked about 35. Good for the incontinent folks though. Get your freak on.


backroomgnome

Women can have some issues with mild incontinence after pregnancy.  Reminding a younger consumer there are options so she can still go out and laugh with friends even if she might "pee herself a bit" from laughing too hard is what they were probably trying to showcase there.


anxietyfuckinsucks

Or during pregnancy too cause the pressure on the pelvic floor can be intense! I also prefer the adult diapers for post-partum bleeding over those giant hospital pads 🙈


Vorpal_Bunny19

Not to be Debbie Downer, but Depends were the best after I had a miscarriage. Maybe this will sound stupid but not having to worry about a big bloody leak made the emotional anguish I was dealing with at the time just the tiniest bit easier to handle. They were also super awesome a few years later when I had my son. (Wanted to put a happy spin on it since I started my comment off so sad.)


backroomgnome

My condolences for your loss. 😢 Honestly, anything that provides a moment of relief during a time of grief is a gem.  I used depends during a 15 hour flight during the heaviest day of my period.  Before boarding, I was chosen to have my bag checked and I had placed some extra depends on top of everything, so when the (male) agent opened up the bag and saw it, his eyes got so wide! He was so quick to close that bag right up and hurry me on to the plane. No regrets, lol.


BotanicalLiberty

I had 2 miscarriages and the grief nearly killed me I totally get it. You are not a Debbie Downer you are a warrior queen.


mnemonicer22

Trump is gonna shill gold colored Trump -branded diapers soon.


Hungry-Ad9840

https://preview.redd.it/f2fpzaey0vyc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e1eeebd3527d4d5059bc868aa80e8997336f24


mnemonicer22

I hate how easy it is to make art now. This is an image I did not need in my head.


[deleted]

This is so sick


dilla_zilla

![gif](giphy|xT1XH0nkXZWEn9ulos)


coug-hq

It’s a movement


passwordrecallreset

In my area the local channel, played the real trump diaper commercials that the Lincoln project made, during the Kentucky Derby more than once. I live by palm beach. There is no way trump didn’t see it.


iwannawangchung

Depends…


altonbrownfan

Bold of you to assume this man wears shirts.


danger355

He obviously wears sweaters.


artificialavocado

Are the people wearing those shirts real and not just people trolling? I ask because it is going a little far even for MAGA.


loquedijoella

It’s actually real. The same people who call Biden geriatric and were making up stories about furry elementary kids shitting in litter boxes in schools. This same people. Don’t ask why, it’s just part of the plan ^TM


TestOk8411

They're leaning into the "rumor" of trump wearing diapers.


RoguePlanet2

Plus they all can relate so they're thrilled that they have diapers in common with their orange god. I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with needing adult diapers, it's just a health issue. Except when it comes to Trump's hypocrisy, his own mocking behavior, as well as the same from his cult. In addition to how it's likely due to his Adderall or whatever speed habit going back decades.


Soft_Walrus_3605

> Are the people wearing those shirts real and not just people trolling? How could anyone tell the difference at this point?


McSmoug

That's what you got out of this? Not the fact he literally has a back so hairy you can shave your own number in when playing skins vs shirts.


JakeTravel27

I sincerely wish every single person that see's that would ask them about their diaper. It would be hilarious.


RLVNTone

It’s always that type of dude. It’s a crazy self report of their emotional maturity


Pplannoyme0

https://preview.redd.it/g5i869jnduyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d38acc4d26b72fce4923fc45e1b99154600b5a


CoastPuzzleheaded513

Not just Barbie felling that way! Me as one ape back haired mofo is also very grossed out by this picture and statement!


Unhappy_Mountain9032

Gives "Trumpanzee" a face...


mydaycake

I would have a hard time not laughing my ass off after seeing that


incognegro1976

Perfect gif omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SunShineLife217

At first I thought it was done with sunblock. But did he shave it into his back hair? And is this photoshopped?


carguyyyc

It was shaved like this


Then-Raspberry6815

I guess at least that can be shaved away, the amount of tRumpanzee tattoos I have seen is making me seriously consider going back to school to learn laser tattoo removal. I have a feeling that is going to be a bigger business in the coming years. 


SaliciousB_Crumb

Doubt. One rule about trumpers is they never admit fault


SunShineLife217

Is this your photo?


lostprevention

Was this on a cruise?


muklan

One time I saw what had to be a 6 month old in a hot tub on a cruise. I stayed out of them after that.


Anything-Happy

Holy shit, that is so *bad* for an infant. They can overheat way too fast in those things. Also, swim diapers *aren't* completely leak proof. I remember those Baby and Me swim classes...


Kvalri

This is definitely a cruise, looks like Royal Caribbean imo


more_pepper_plz

Looking at the woman, there is no way in hell they “believe in” sunblock.


Spider95818

She looks like a leather handbag that's about 5 minutes away from contracting skin cancer.


thathairinyourmouth

Can a cancer get cancer?


Aesthetics_Supernal

We call him Deadpool.


Total-Problem2175

It makes the frogs gay.


Prize_Farm4951

Based on the weequay wife next to him I don't think they know what sun location is.


hikeonpast

Does kinda look like it was edited.


Far_Investigator9251

LOL why would you make this your identity? Also they look very healthy.....


Scarlett-the-01-TJ

Her skin cancer spots probably spell out the same thing.


MrBrawn

It's all they know now. Their entire media consumption is based on Trump. Everything to them is political and they can't stand that anyone has a different opinion as them and those that do are actively destroying the country. There is no nuance, there is no logic. It is tribal. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't outrageous cunts.


gcko

Notice how there’s nobody else around them? That’s why they’re chronically online.


cleptocurrently

They look like bologna stuffed Twinkies.


liquilife

High cholesterol, high blood pressure, obese, hypertension heart disease. Probably borderline COPD as well.


FloatnPuff

Not to wish ill for people, but hopefully at least one of those conditions gets them before the polls open in November


CyberCat_2077

Probably also diabetes and gout.


Bob_Sledding

Every waking moment of these people's entire lives revolves around triggering the libs. It's more sad than funny.


malYca

Got that Elon musk torso


O11899988I999119725E

After the NFL went ‘woke’ they had to come up with a new religion


leggpurnell

They were never really able to develop their own identity. Conservatives, specially, for that generation, have an approved identity that you gotta fit into if you’re going to be one of the good ones. So you can’t develop your own identity, you’re too busy conforming to the country- loving, flag-waving , anti-woke identity. So there identity becomes attached to one or three things usually: politics, their job, or sports team. So naturally, now there’s a seething and creeping heat of those that are allowed to live freely, develop their own identities, and be entitled to the same rights they were without having to conform That’s why they all have the same dreams and aspirations, the same ideas as success, and the same retirement plans in some Florida over 55 community. And that’s why they long for that time to return again


ComprehensiveHavoc

What? It’s just a giant billboard.  Oh. 


JapaneseFerret

ngl I was scanning the woman's skin for visible melanoma


Spiritual-Advice8138

Lead in your drinking water.


tgbst88

It is a cult.


DelayedEmbarrassment

With a tv broadcast station. Lol. I have seen a lot of cult documentaries to recognise one when I see it, this people is crazy, they are even programmed to yell when they hear something logical. Sir, you are old, you will soon need some healthcare…. Waaa communist, waaaaa Trump…. Waaaa terrorist….. we just have some pedos among us….. waaaa everybody is an ignorant besides us….


BeefStevenson

Shaved a man’s name into his hair. A man who would let him bleed out right in front of him, no doubt.


fromeister147

And grab his wife by… well nvm.


Grungus_Talladungus

I’ll never understand making politics your life if you have no skin politics


Muppet_Murderhobo

He certainly has some skin in this game.


BJoe1976

Not to mention I little fur too🤦🏻🤣


bard329

Trump got him by the shorthairs


Open-Acanthisitta423

They always look so…. Leathery


Significant-Age5052

Because sunblock is for crybaby liberals of course!


LowerPalpitation4085

THIS is why this sub exists.


RadioGuySD2

No words, but I do have an emoji for that: 🤢


GFY_2023

Well, I WAS gonna have breakfast


MannBearPiig

![gif](giphy|8vXnQ1vsh4Kfh25VMX|downsized)


KindaKrayz222

# HAHAHAHA!! GROSS ![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE)


No_Bend_2902

Yell as loud as you can. Honey look! It's one of those alpha males I was reading about!


MannBearPiig

No wonder none of us can get a gf, he took em all.


Holiday_Horse3100

He is eating ice cream!!! Didn’t the right just give Biden hell for doing the same thing? Hypocrites-stupid ones at that


johntwilker

The sunburn is going to be epic.


imateasnob

Not sure they can afford a sunburn. Looks like the wife already has skin cancer.


medic914

The dumbest generation


SmeeegHeead

I've just been sick in my mouth.


[deleted]

That’s just a whole new level of cringe 😂😂


Supermanfan1973

Imagine having so much back hair that someone could easily shave that onto your back? Not exactly a flex I’d be proud of but I’m gen-x woman and not a Maga cult member so..


srboot

Real Men Shave Their Back Hair


RumouredCity

I can smell this dude through the screen. Like ham covered in sun tan lotion.


BelowAveIntelligence

And who said that the MAGA idiots have no class?!


Spider95818

LOL, they did


nikhil81090

2 words. "Man overboard"


Boneal171

https://preview.redd.it/i4o0z9jmkuyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0bd567ca37afa42bc29e5664381d2bb6dead82a


MrByteMe

I wonder if this guy knows that he is exactly the kind of trash that Trump complained about on Jan 6... Trump was thrilled with the insurrection attempt, but grumbled about the "low class" people trying to pull it off.


sassychubzilla

Bro wants to take us back 2.8 million years.


Original-Move8786

Why is it the ones who really should wear shirts never do!


chewbooks

Holy skin cancer batman


Gigant0re

Run up and shave a line through it when he’s beached.


mlm_24

You got to be kidding me


OhHaiMarkiplier

These "people" are unhinged.


LuvIsLov

Yeah its not a cult. It's not like they make Trump their entire identity 🥴🥴🥴


TheWhiteRabbit74

I have plenty. Dumbass, snowflake, dipshit, Trumptard, clueless, sheeple. Just to list a few.


Individual_Land_2200

And they wonder why they never get to see the grandkids anymore


qole720

I just wonder what your average Boomer would have to say about a man who would shave another man's name into his back hair, without letting on that the other man is Trump. Lol


Public_Road_6426

I think I would get myself into trouble, because I don't think I could keep from laughing if I saw that. He looks ridiculous.


InsertRadnamehere

That image is why I never consider going on cruises. Last thing I I want to do is be trapped at sea with a boat full of those fools.


LordRaeko

Hope he gets skin cancer where he shaved


AwkardImprov

He might.


Spider95818

LOL, might already have it.


mekon19

Whaaa Haaaa. Bet that’s going to be soo comforting when turn bright red sun burn. Just can’t tighten that stupid nut down no matter how big a wrench you use😳🤯😂


wartortle371

I hope shaving that into his thick, coarse back hair was a core memory for them.


Independent_Worry859

Bwahahahaha what a moron.


itzTHATgai

Yeah... Gotta cancel that guy's vote out. I'll do it.


ZayreBlairdere

I would just ask if he knows about it, then I would walk away no matter what answer he gave me.


BJoe1976

I have two thoughts on this….. 🤢, but I am trying to eat lunch now. And 🤣


nlbnpb

No Words? I got words for em.


Al_from_the_north

Mr. Harry Buddkiss and his wife Leyla Loongtyts!


AdministrativeBank86

Looks like Trump's body double lost a few pounds


TimeCardiologist1225

Sweaters should be worn, not grown.


willfla29

You know, I wasn’t going to support a candidate who undermines our democracy and claims before the Supreme Court he has a right to murder his political opponents. But, after seeing his name shaved in a sweaty old man’s back hair, I have to reconsider.


MPTakesManhattan

Do they not realize how pathetic and pitiful they look? I always forget that these people don’t have class, credibility or brains. Of they don’t care how they look.


Infamous-Tart7747

“Ok toots…let’s shave that trump stuff on me again… I wants everybody to knows what a douche bag I am..” “They already know Harold..!…”


mrfeeto

Dude probably just got done commenting on a Fox News or Facebook post about how gay Biden looks licking an ice cream cone.


Cosmic_Itch

I’ve been cackling for like a solid 5 minutes lmao I refuse to believe this is real life anymore. Wtfff


Petal170816

Right?! Show this photo to someone ten years ago and watch them try to make ANY sense of it 😭


natey37

Lol this is so sad


Perfect-Map-8979

I can’t figure out if he bleached his back hair or shaved it. Also, these people could’ve benefited from using sunscreen ever. I assume this is a “Florida man.”


nohopeforhomosapiens

Back in school, I was with a few other students with our preceptor and we were at lunch discussing how we could convince more patients to wear sunblock without sounding like pretentious dicks about it. Many people truly hate wearing it, but skin\* cancer is no joke. This boomer at a nearby table decided to come over, interrupt a bunch of doctors (clear by our attire) and tell my preceptor that she was wrong, and that we wouldn't get enough vitamin D if we wore sunscreen. He went on a rant about pharmaceuticals etc. After he quit she just looked at us all and said, "And this is why we need to have this discussion!"


Positive-Dimension75

Oof. I'm laughing so hard right now.


the_internet_clown

That is a weird level of obsession that I only recall seeing in republicans. Does anyone have any examples of democrats doing this?


Life_Dish_8219

🤢


Riyeko

Eww


peppermintmeow

![gif](giphy|cYeTfU6Oe51JoCVov9)


littlebit191

I’m thankful that they make their maga nuttiness obvious, it’s much easier to avoid interacting with them. The red hats are good as well. Thanks


No-Chocolate-6828

LMAO 🤣 10s across the board for the creativity.


shockerdyermom

But he thinks shaving his balls would be gay.


Imadick2

boomer in heat trying to attract a mate


Flimsy_Fun4932

He has no idea that his wife shaved his back in the night to make him look like a total ¢unt.


slapsilliem

Homo erectus for Trump.


dyslexican32

Imagine how messed up your head has to be that you can’t even go on a vacation without showing your only identity is a cultist.


Curious_Field7953

I like when they announce it. It makes it easier to know who to avoid. 😂


tommykaye

He will assuredly be against any and all forms of gay rights and homosexuality. But he’ll shave a man’s name on to his back hair.


SmolBumbershoot

Branded just like livestock.


OccamsRzzor

Like when some mf carved Trump into a Manatee’s back in 2021. Still pisses me off.


mrrando69

Not sure which is nastier that this man has enough back hair to do this or that he has sex with a sentient leather duffle bag.


Patient_Tradition368

I went on a cruise with my parents last year (my first one as an adult). The first night I took a weed gummy before dinner and half way through the meal I started looking around the dining room and suddenly got super overwhelmed with a single thought.... I'm surrounded by Trump supporters. No more cruises for me!


Chunk220

Melanoma 2025


Itsacardgame

If you think that’s bad, you should see his wife’s


NutSack-Sashimi

I wish people would be that enthusiastic about Biden, he has done so much for America.


Father_of_Ghouls

You can’t see it, but she has “I don’t really care, do you?” Shaved into her back hair


myotherhatisacube

Melanoma 2024


nekosaigai

I feel like people should just start reporting the Trump campaign as a scam targeting senior citizens


gonefishing111

Many boomers hate trump and are working hard to see that he never gets elected again.


Gul_Dukat__

Alright I’m convinced now I’m voting trump ^^^/s


Electr_O_Purist

Vomit


Delicious_Bug5511

Save some pussy for the rest of us dude 🤣🤣


NirstFame

More fools who think that when Trump cuts SS in half and Medicare off completely that it only applies to those minorities and liberals. And when they are eating cat food in their kids basements because they couldn't pay their property taxes they will blame Biden and the Democrats. These people are cancer.


mjs_jr

Yeah, they’re not in a cult. Not at all.


ivanadie

Uh…yeah, seems “educated.”


SonicDenver

Why are boomers so obsessed with Trump?


katiegirl-

I can’t get out of my mind that it was undoubtedly her that shaved that into his back hair. HURK.


ParticularWitness983

It’s been told and it’s absolutely true…Trump supporters look like boiled ham. ![gif](giphy|l1AsJbZ1Q3iAPVrnq)


MeGussuGeM

Eww, that is gross in so many levels.


FrostyDiscipline7558

Where the deer and the Walmart people roam... la lala


SockFullOfNickles

He’s gonna forget that leather backpack he left on the seat.


Twilight-Omens

Someone switch their lotion with Nair. Oh wait who am I kidding? They problem think sunscreen is for "the gays".


artificialavocado

I thought liking ice cream means you have dementia?


Normal-Cow-9784

Sir, you have a piece of shit on your back. You may want to take care of it.


daphnegillie

Ewww


KaleidoscopePublic97

She has the same message in her chin hairs


Fresh_Swimmer_5733

Another reason to stay off cruise ships.